The daily life of a poor husband [Interstellar]

"Why didn't you go to class?" Simon was quite surprised when he received a call from Xie Yang at this point, but he didn't reply. He tentatively sent a video call, but he was really connected.Sweeping his eyes, he realized that Xie Yang was not in the room at this time, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "You even learned how to skip class?" There was no blame in his tone, but a hint of praise.

Xie Yang looked at the bad guardian speechlessly, "How is it possible, it's a training class."

Since in the military academy, no matter what major, physical training courses are the main subjects, the only difference is that there are more than more.The physical training class for the pharmacy major is held every three days. Compared with Xia Bing and the others, it is already very easy.

However, today's physical training was not held in the training room, but was arranged in the back hill of the school. The students were required to find the seals that the teacher had hidden in different places before the sun went down, and knock on the ones that were put down before class. On the palm-sized card, there are five stamps in total. Those who have not completed the task will not have dinner when they go back, and they have to run ten times around the outer wall of the Second Military Academy.In terms of the spectacular area occupied by the Second Military Academy, after running ten laps, you will have to lie in bed for the next few days, unable to move, let alone time.

Seeing his little mouse's calm and composed appearance, Simon was not worried that the other party would not be able to complete the task, but the words that came out of his mouth were still habitual. "Send a message to my brother while I'm still in class. Why, my brother has only been away for a month, and I miss my brother?"

Xie Yang nodded happily, agreeing.

Simon waited for his little mouse's next words.

"Xingwang said that the passenger spaceship that was hijacked by Starscream has been rescued, and the passengers are all fine, and the members of the Star Thieves who planned the whole thing were also captured along the way." Xie Yang said as he spoke. Looking at Simon's reaction, "The above said that the people who successfully rescued these passengers were members of the Fourth Army. It couldn't be you, could it?"

Before the pig rushed over to deliver the pig to the door, the hijacking of the spaceship was reported to the star network in real time, and it was not surprising that Xie Yang and the others would see it.Simon, who probably guessed what Xie Yang wanted to ask, took the tableware again, ate the unfinished late lunch, and slowly cut the barbecue, "There are only so many people in Frontier Star, what does the baby think?"

It really is him.While Xie Yang was talking with Simon, he never stopped walking. He moved very fast, but his breathing remained steady, even when his body was perpendicular to the ground.

"I thought it would be your neighbor who passed by."

Xie Yang grabbed the branch with one hand and rummaged through the dense leaves with the other. After groping for a while, he came across a hard lump the size of a fist. He stretched out his fingers and took it out. It was a seal made of stone.

While eating the barbecue, Simon watched Xie Yang in the camera take the stone to stamp his small card. After stamping, the card was still bare and nothing was printed on it. He couldn't help laughing. , "Doesn't your teacher prepare ink pads for you?"

Ignoring the camera, the guy who was watching the fun, when he was looking for the seal just now, he made sure that there was no ink pad in it. I think the teacher would not be so bored as to hide the two separately. I guess there is really no one. I can only find other things to replace it, which has a dyeing effect. It's not that there are no flowers, but given his current position, it's better not to think about it.

Xie Yang looked at the branches and leaves around him, thought for a while, picked up the stone seal and pressed a few leaves against the branches, exerted a slight force, and saw a circle of dark green around the edge of the seal before releasing it, holding the seal Press on the card, a dark green chapter occupies the upper left corner of the card, and sit firmly.

Xie Yang glanced at it. It was a simple tree-shaped pattern, which just echoed the location of the seal. Maybe the same is true for the remaining four seals?

Put the stone seal back to its original position, glanced at the deep pit below, let go of the hand holding the branch to stabilize the figure, let the body fall freely and vertically, and when it was one meter above the deep pit on the ground, With a kick on the tree trunk, he kicked himself out with the reaction force, flipped in the air, and landed gracefully.

Simon stared viciously at the waist of the person in the camera that was exposed because of the stretching of the body when he flipped in the air, his eyes sank, and he began to criticize education. "How come your waistline has shrunk by [-], and your brother is not around, so you take care of yourself like this? Did you not eat well..."

Xie Yang looked at the end of the camera speechlessly, someone who started to go online, zero point two, thanks to his nerve to say, "Let's eat your meal."

Simon, who had settled the lunch that was too late, felt that it was necessary for his little mouse to realize the seriousness of the matter, "How can you not take your body seriously? This time it is [-], and next time it will be [-] o'clock." Zero! You have to know that your body is not yours alone, as the owner of the other half, I have the right to supervise your growth."

Xie Yang is also convinced of this ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open, "What nonsense, don't I know if I'm thin or not, it's always been like this."

I really use my eyes as a magnifying glass.

"Impossible, I know your size very well." Simon sneered, his eyes swept over Xie Yang's waist, "Tell me, what have you done this month?"

Xie Yang didn't bother to talk to him, and continued to look for the location of the next seal.

The first seal was on a tree, engraved with the pattern of a tree, and whether the other four were related to flowers or water flow, I had a guess in my heart, and for the next path, he deliberately followed the stream Walk.

The head of the family expressed dissatisfaction with the non-cooperation of the interrogated, and protested and threatened, "It's too old, it's beginning to be a rebellious period, and even my brother doesn't want to talk to me, it seems that I can only find The teacher talked, what is the name of your class teacher?" I checked the list of first-year teachers in the Pharmacy Department of the Second Military Academy, and found the answer. "Oh, Miranda."

Xie Yang stopped in his tracks and saw that Simon was seriously preparing to contact his class teacher. Finally, he realized that the other party was not joking, and his eyes twitched. a meal.

"I've convinced you." Xie Yang conceded defeat, showing shame that he would never be able to beat this guy. "What the hell do you want?"

Simon, who never knew how to accept as soon as he saw it, squinted at the camera, "Is this the attitude you should have towards your parents?"

Xie Yang: "..."

Xie Yang couldn't help reminding: "We are of the same generation."

"But that doesn't prevent me from becoming your guardian." Simon leaned back, and casually lifted his two long legs to the table, looking like an arrogant uncle. "The only person who can sign your transcript is me."

No, the old butler also signed it once.Xie Yang retorted from the bottom of his heart, but wisely he didn't say it, lest Simon make excuses again.

I always feel that as the age grows, the thickness of Simon's face is also increasing.

The two looked at each other across countless planets. After a while, Xie Yang moved his eyes away and looked at the stream in the distance. There seemed to be something in it.

Due to the difference in terrain, the current of this stream is not smooth, but rather turbulent. The crystal-clear water stream illuminated by the sun keeps moving forward, hitting the stones on both sides of the stream, making a crisp sound, just like a tireless music box.

Xie Yang walked 200 meters forward, stood on the bank, and kept changing angles to stare at the center of the stream. The shining water surface did not look wrong. Xie Yang thought of the light that dazzled his eyes just now, and recalled Looking at the angle I was standing at that time, I looked around, picked up a big stone and threw it into the water, jumped to the center of the stream, took the thrown stone as a foothold, and observed the water surface at a close distance, and finally found something strange.

Simon lay lazily in the chair, propped his head up and watched Xie Yang rolled up his sleeves to fish for something in the stream, and finally withdrew his hand in vain, no, although he couldn't see it, but the angle of the light was not right, he knew it. "Your teacher is quite good at playing?"

Xie Yang, who looked at the fully transparent seal in his hand, was convinced. It was really hard to find it with the naked eye when it was thrown into the water, especially since the size of this seal was nearly half smaller than that of the previous stone, mixed with pebbles at the bottom of the stream. In the middle, it is particularly harmonious.

There is still only a seal, no ink pad, and there is no vegetation around here to squeeze juice. Xie Yang stood up, went back to the shore, picked up a stone with moss, and let it communicate with this transparent seal. A testament to their friendship is left in the upper right corner of .

The search for the seal went smoothly, and Simon didn't mention that damn zero point two again. Xie Yang naively thought that this matter just passed away.Until he found the third seal, he picked a nearby flower and squeezed the juice to use it as ink pad. He was stamping the cardboard when he heard a voice in his ear saying slowly, the color is quite similar to the one Gu Yanzhi is wearing today. The color of the shirt.

Xie Yang: "..."

Very well, after such a big circle, he finally knew what Simon wanted to say.

"You know everything, and you still ask me?"

This man is simply boring.

"As your guardian, of course I care about your situation at school." Simon didn't deny it. "It's a pity that classmate Xie doesn't seem to have the habit of sharing his college life with his guardian."

Xie Yang looked at him blankly, "So, is it a ghost who communicates with me every night?"

Simon modified his words in a good manner, "There is no complete sharing. You know that I am your guardian and need to pay attention to the physical and mental health of minors at all times."

If it is really a complete sharing, Simon knows that he stays in Gu Yanzhi's laboratory all day, and he is afraid that he will come back from the frontier star without saying a word. Xie Yang twitched his lips, "He doesn't teach first-year students. To get close to him, you can only start from the laboratory, I remember that I have reported to you beforehand." After the report, the bastard Simon also said that he leaked the assholes he did before.

It's okay not to say it, but once he said it, Xie Yang remembered that some shameless guy sneaked into his room in the middle of the night after he locked the door, cut off the communication with a dark face, and snorted coldly.

"No guardian will do anything to his guardian, Mr. Rodrigo."