The daily life of a poor husband [Interstellar]

In the first second, Xie Yangyou didn't react.

In the second second, Simon's claws had already stretched towards his waist, Xie Yang's pupils shrank suddenly, and he instinctively held down the hand that started to untie his belt, "What are you doing?"

The corner of Simon's mouth raised slightly, and he said jokingly, "I want to check, is there any other things hidden on my little classmate."

"Where are you going to check?" Xie Yang almost laughed angrily at the man's righteousness, and exerted a slight force on the hand holding the restless paw.

"Where else can you hide something on your body?" Simon glanced at his crotch pointingly, his tone full of concern, "Are you wearing too much?"

"..." Xie Yang only felt a sudden pain in his brain, closed his eyes and said, "There is no need to check, no."

"How do you know if you don't check?"

Simon, who can't look at people at all, and can't understand human words, turned his wrist around. With a cleverness, he took Xie Yang's hand that was holding him down into his palm, raised it over his head and pressed it against the wall.

That's a really bad posture.

Xie Yang took a deep breath and stared at him, "Are you childish?"

"What's there to be embarrassed about." Taking advantage of his height, Simon wrapped Xie Yang in his arms, put his right hand on the poor belt, untied the leather buckle unhurriedly, and pulled the belt up. Pulled it out little by little, and said with a soft smile, "You said you are all over the body, where did brother not see it?"

Xie Yang's entire face turned red, not out of shame, but out of anger. He lowered his head deeply, gritted his teeth and said, "Simon."

"Hey, brother is here." Simon responded with a particularly good temper, but his left hand continued to make trouble around the waist, and his right hand, which was holding the target's hands, did not relax.

The belt was taken away, the zipper was pulled down again, and the uniform pants were hanging so hard that they couldn't fall off. Xie Yang watched helplessly as the unruly hand wanted to continue. It was discouraged, half begging for mercy, and said in a muffled voice, "Please forgive me."

The hair brushed across the neck, and there was a burst of itching. Simon lowered his eyes and looked at the head on his shoulder. The posture of the person at this meeting estimated the height difference, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he grew a little taller.

It's a pity that in Simon's dictionary, such a word is accepted without seeing it well. Just in time for the little mouse to throw himself into the trap, he immediately took advantage of the fire and robbed him, "If you give in, my brother will let you go."

Xie Yang: "..."

Annoyed by the opponent's aggressiveness, Xie Yang tilted his head and gave him a headbutt without hesitation.

It's not surprising that the other party would have this kind of reaction, or Simon, who was in the middle of his arms, tilted his head, with a triumphant smile on his face, gently stroked Xie Yang's neck with his empty left hand, and then moved down, flicking with his slender and powerful fingers, In an instant, he achieved the achievement of unbuttoning with one hand, and then he pulled down the shirt Xie Yang was wearing neatly, and tied Xie Yang's arms behind his back with the half-taken off clothes.He snorted softly, "Then I can't blame my brother."

Xie Yang: "?!"

Right as if he didn't see Xie Yang's expression at this time, Simon picked him up and walked towards the bathroom, not forgetting to rebuke, "Look at you, you've been tossing around here for a long time, and I can't even take a shower."

When Xie Yang, who was tied behind his back, heard the slapstick words, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he suddenly had a bad feeling.

In the next second, I had a bad premonition experience.

Simon put the person by the bathtub, with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, exposing his perfectly lined forearms, and adjusted the water temperature. A light mist soon filled the bathroom.

After the bathtub was filled with water, Simon straightened up and made a gesture to take off Xie Yang's uniform trousers. Unable to exert force behind him, he lost his balance and fell backwards. Simon quickly reached out to pull him, but because of inertia, he also bent down.

"!—"

There was a splash of water in the bathtub.

Most of Xie Yang's body was submerged in the water, and he fell into the bathtub in an extremely awkward and uncomfortable position, with warm palms protecting the back of his head, avoiding the tragedy of hitting his head on the wall when he fell down.

The soaked clothing was tightly attached to the skin, and the warm water mixed with the cool fabric brought a damp and stiff sticky feeling.The water droplets stirred up by the fall ran into the eyes, and the fragile eyeballs collided with the scorching water droplets. Xie Yang closed his eyes subconsciously because of the stinging pain and let out a muffled groan.

"Where did you hit?" Simon let go of the hand protecting the back of Xie Yang's head, nervously picked him up halfway from the water for inspection, worried while still not forgetting to say, "How old is he, and still so reckless. "

Xie Yang didn't want to talk to this bastard anymore.

When I fell just now, I instinctively wanted to use my hands to support and control the balance, but my hands were tied behind my back. I applied too much force for a while, but pulled the tendons instead. The knotted shirt increased its weight after being soaked in water. Xie Yang tried it twice. Once again, he didn’t break free, and was touched by Simon’s hands like rubbing carrots. He still couldn’t hold back, “Help me loosen it, there’s water in my eyes.”

With his eyes closed, he could not see the other person's expression, only heard a light tut, and then felt a warm breath approaching, even Xie Yang who was close could smell the special smell on the other person.The faint scent of pine mixed with the smell of tobacco is the most reassuring smell for him.

Simon gently opened the tightly closed eyelids, looked carefully for a while, and made sure that there was nothing wrong, then he was relieved, and held Xie Yang's face as he did when he was a child, blowing into the eyes glowing with saline After blowing, the other hand reached behind Xie Yang, pulled the knot away, and massaged the two slightly stiff arms.

Xie Yang opened his eyes, and the faces of the two were very close at this moment. In the rising water vapor, Xie Yang squinted his eyes slightly and looked at Simon, watching him lower his eyes, helping himself to press the muscles on his arms, and pursing his lips slightly. The corner of his mouth made him look more serious.

"Brother is really worried about you like this. I'd better wash it with you."

Noticing Xie Yang's gaze, Simon raised his eyes to propose sincerely.

Xie Yang instantly retracted the conclusion he had just drawn under the illusion, withdrew his hand, and started to chase people away, "Get out of the way, I'll go back to my room to wash."

Simon glanced at him suspiciously, "I've already slept with me, what's the difference between you and me, are you here after taking a shower these days?"

Xie Yang, who was right but unable to refute, glanced at him silently, counting in his heart how many times this guy could bring this up.

Simon, who was still unwilling to give up, began to recall the past again, "My brother used to help you take a bath, but you were always clinging to me, and you refused to let go no matter what. Hey, you still insist on my brother leaving."

"After all, I'm getting older, I don't need my brother anymore." Seeing that the effect of memory killing was not great, Simon began to sigh melancholy again, "The days are really fast, you were so small before, and my brother held you in his palm, except for me I don't want to go anywhere, and now, my brother just wants to get close to you, and you don't even want to go."

Still holding it in the palm of your hand, as if you were that little yellow duck in the bathtub?

Xie Yang endured it, but in the end he couldn't. Compared with the thickness of his skin, he was not Simon's opponent after all.

"If you throw me into a deep pool, if you don't drag me, I will sink to the bottom. Do you have common sense to throw a one-year-old child into a deep pool?"

Simon, who had a lot of common sense, took it for granted, "So my brother is holding you all the time, isn't he?"

Xie Yang: Hehe.

Thank you so much.

"Okay, hurry up and change your clothes, don't catch a cold later." Simon stood up, took off the same wet shirt and threw it into the dirty clothes basket beside him.Usually it's hard to see clearly when he's wearing clothes, but now that he took off his shirt, he can see that his muscles are capable and strong.His figure is not exaggeratedly strong at first glance, with distinct texture attached to a well-proportioned skeleton, flexible and powerful.

"It's been a long time since we took a shower together." After he finished taking off his clothes, he came over to help Xie Yang take off his clothes thoughtfully, but Xie Yang firmly refused and pushed out of the bathroom.

Simon glanced out of the corner of his eye, caught a glimpse of something on the shelf beside him, and brought it out without hesitation, not forgetting to emphasize again, "Don't you really need my brother to rub your back for you? Can you do it yourself? Don't fall into the bathtub again." gone."

What responded to him was the bathroom sliding door that was pulled shut.

Outside the bathroom, Simon listened to the sound of water inside, glanced at the clean towel in his hand, and went to Xie Yang's room to take a shower with a smile.

A quarter of an hour later, after taking a shower, Simon went downstairs to fetch a glass of milk and returned to his room. Holding the clean pajamas and underwear from Xie Yang's room in his hand, he leaned against the outer wall of the bathroom and endured the pain. Wait patiently with a smile.

In the bathroom, Xie Yang, who couldn't find a clean bath towel, frowned suspiciously, thinking whether Lili Lala had forgotten to change the bath towel when tidying up the room today.The clothes he was wearing before were soaked and thrown into the laundry basket. They would be washed clean, so naturally he didn't want to wear them again.

Just as he was about to ask the old housekeeper to help deliver a bath towel, Simon knocked on the door twice when he heard the movement outside the door, "Baby, are you finished washing?"

Xie Yang: "?"

"You're such a grown-up, yet you're so forgetful, you don't bring a change of clothes when you take a shower, how can you make my brother feel at ease like this."

The worried people spoke with reproaches in their voices.

Just wondering how the other party knew, and remembering that the reason why he took a bath here was completely cheated by the guy outside the door, Xie Yang's face turned dark, seeing the person standing outside the door, thinking that the other party's conscience found out and came to send him off. Clothes, who knew that the man would take advantage of the fire and say in the next second. "My brother is so hardworking and considerate to help you bring the clothes, how can you thank me?"

"..." Xie Yang, who didn't want to mess around with this person anymore, pulled the door open a crack, and stretched out his hand, "It's really hard work for you."

"You are too insincere." Simon shook his head unwillingly, "Think again."

Xie Yang: "..."

Xie Yang decided to let the old housekeeper come for a trip.

As if guessing what he was thinking at this time, the man who was standing outside the door as the door god spoke again. "Arthur went out to visit friends, and Anig went shopping with Lili Lala. Now it's just the two of us at home. It's fine if you come out like this. There are no outsiders anyway."

Xie Yang gritted his teeth and said, "What exactly do you want?"

Outside the door, Simon raised the corners of his mouth successfully, "Call me brother, and I'll give you the name of brother."

Five minutes later, Xie Yang put on his pajamas, came out of the bathroom with a dark face, and saw the clean towels on the chair at a glance.

Even though he knew the virtues of Simon, Xie Yang was still choked up, resisting the urge to hit someone, trying to save this guy's lower limit, "Won't your conscience hurt?"

Simon handed him the milk, with pity in his eyes, "I don't have any conscience."