When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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The trumpet of Asgard was sounded at the first light on the horizon.

The gate of Asgard was opened after the trumpet sounded as written in the process, to welcome the "guests" who no longer existed in the Nine Realms.The sky was still blood-red like a layer of mist, and the rising sun hung over the ruins on the outskirts of Jixing City.

The morning glow, which originally symbolized hope, seems to be full of finality at this moment.

"Do you ever feel—"

The Quin-jet fighter with the stealth and reconnaissance functions turned on stopped at the edge of the Silver Leaf Forest outside Asgard. Before the captain yelled the slogan for action, Downey couldn't help but glance up at the sky.

"Is the sun a bit different today?"

Valkyrie Sif looked at the Asgardian holy army guarding the outer circle in the distance, and rubbed her cock with a forbearing expression.

"But the sky is still red."

Ever since Neisa first invaded the Nine Realms, the sky in Asgard began to be covered with a thin layer of red mist, and that layer of red mist gradually deepened as the Nine Realms fell.No one knows where the red mist came from. Some people say it is the unwilling souls of the other races in the universe who do not want to leave after their demise, and some people say——

It came from the black abyss.

A place that no one wants to mention, used to hold demons.

……

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"—So, in the first cosmic war, Kronos, the patron saint of the Eternal Race, defeated Uranus and finally restored the peace of the universe.

Uranus led his rebel army to defect to the ancient land. In the end, because he could not resist the erosion of the evil spirit in the ancient land, he turned into a skeleton who only knew how to kill, and the evil god who cooperated with Uranus was captured. , was exiled to the Black Abyss by Kronos, and the Eternal Race disappeared from the universe after that war.

No one knows how the evil god from the reality rift came out of the black abyss. The dusty history has even lost all the content about the great war at that time. Most people can only know it from a few myths. There used to be an evil god who represented blood, slaughter and war named—"

"Nesar, Gal."

The voice of God Queen Frigg is as soft and gentle as ever. Even if it is a history book recording wars, reciting it from her mouth seems to be telling a myth about the victory of the brave.

She was sitting in the center of the dungeon, with an immature child on her knees. The child looked at the Queen of God innocently: "Naisa locked us here?"

"Ah."

"Then when can we go out, Godmother?"

Frigga didn't speak. She slowly stroked the child's golden hair. After hearing footsteps not far from the dungeon, the hand stroking the child's hair lighted up.

"Sleep, child."

Guided by the magic power, the child fell asleep on the lap of the Queen of God.After the footsteps stopped in front of her, Frigga looked up at the person standing outside the transparent cage.

"Do you still like the gift I gave you?"

Today is the day when the new king of Asgard is enthroned, but Loki is still wearing his green robe.He didn't hold a cane, and with his hands behind his back, he just smiled and looked at Frigg through the prison wall.

Frigga withdrew her hand that patted the child's hair. Even though she was in prison, she still straightened her back, and her gestures and gestures maintained the calmness and elegance that a queen of God should have: "This is the first time I have seen Wo Stagg's son, I didn't expect him to be so old, I feel like I heard the news of his birth was only yesterday."

She said, looking at Loki: "So you want me to spend the rest of my life like this?"

Loki smiled and said, "No, I'm just trying to make your life as comfortable as possible, mother."

The conversation was familiar, and they all knew it.

Because not long ago, when Loki was locked in this prison, Frigga said the same thing when he came to visit him.

At that time, Loki had just been captured from the earth by Thor and was locked in this dungeon. Even Frigg thought that he would only spend the rest of his life here, until Naisa raised his troops to invade the Nine Realms.

Frigg: "Your father—"

The God of Lies with a gentle smile on his face just now seemed to have been touched by a certain taboo point. Although he was not as hysterical as when he mentioned this time at the beginning, his face still sank: "I don't want to repeat the first Second time, he's not my father."

Frigga looked at Loki outside the prison, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Loki. You can always see through everything, but you can never see through yourself."

Loki laughed again: "I don't need you to tell me what to do, you just need to know that you are alive because of me, and the entire Asgardian people are."

His smile got bigger and bigger: "Look at Saul again, what is he doing? You lied to me, told me that I was born to be king, and I was just trying to make your lies come true, so you put me in In prison, and now, you still think that brat can manage Asgard—”

Frigga looked at Loki, whose smile was getting more and more distorted, as if she could see through his expression those invisible things on his back that made him unable to breathe. She was like every child who looked at him. With the gentle, guiding and distressed tone of a misguided mother, "But you look sad, son."

Loki's next words stopped in his throat.

His eyes fell on the glass of the prison, which vaguely reflected his smiling face.

"How can you say sadness to someone who is laughing."

Frigg: "Don't forget, Loki, I was raised by a witch."

"I see more than the surface."

Loki, her child.

Since childhood, he has shown extraordinary talent in magic, likes to play pranks, and has a gloomy and sensitive mind. He has always hoped to be recognized by Odin, but he can only be covered by his brother's light.He is like a focal point of contradictions. He has a strong self-esteem and is never willing to give in to her or Odin, but he can give in very simply on many occasions, such as when facing Naisa.

The extreme self-esteem turned into inferiority after learning of his life experience, and this inferiority aggravated his self-esteem in the mood of self-loathing, so that he became what he is now.

"I've always wondered if we were wrong." Frigg said, "If I had told you about your father's plan from the beginning, things would have turned out as they are now."

"No." Loki replied decisively, "Because the invasion of Naisa is inevitable, and—"

"No if, mother."

After he finished speaking, he turned and left the dungeon, Frigga looked at Loki's leaving back.

In the end, I could only sigh.

When Loki walked out of the dungeon, the two Asgardian holy soldiers were still guarding the dungeon entrance.

Loki closed the door of the dungeon with his own hands, but he didn't leave immediately, but stood at the entrance of the dungeon overlooking the central square of Asgard.

No one could see what he was thinking from his expression.

Half a second later, a Holy Army hurriedly came to Loki along the avenue.

"Someone has sneaked into Asgard."

Loki glanced at the holy soldier lightly: "Are those people from Earth?"

Holy Army: "I don't know, the guards found two stripped Holy Fathers who went out to worship in the Silver Night Forest, and they entered the city disguised as Holy Fathers,"

Loki frowned: "Only two?"

Holy Army: "Currently yes, it needs to be reported to—"

He stopped at this point, but it was clear that both parties knew who he was referring to.

Loki lowered his eyes, and after a moment of silence: "There is no need to tell the God of the universe about such trivial matters, I can solve them myself."

The Holy Army didn't say anything more, and returned back the same way with their weapons in hand after reporting the news, while Loki stayed where he was, and left the dungeon after the second Asgard horn sounded.

After Loki's back disappeared at the end of the road paved with gravel——

In front of the gate of the dungeon, two armored holy soldiers guarding the left and right looked at each other.

The four-dimensional reformer that changed the shape of the armor through holographic technology was briefly turned off, and the armor on the two holy soldiers flashed like snowflakes like a TV that lost signal connection, and then disappeared without a trace, revealing another piece of armor under the armor.

Mark 85 and the fourth-generation spider suit.

Yes, Downey couldn't resist the double "pressure" of Tony Stark and Peter Parker in the end, and agreed to let Little Spider-Man participate in this plan.

"He looks like a bad guy and not a bad guy, Mr. Stark."

Downey took out a nanometer four-dimensional instrument from the wrist of the armor and threw it into the grass: "The world of adults is not black and white, Peter, so I think it would be more appropriate for you to use one word to describe it, that is——"

"enemy."

The four-dimensional instrument automatically started after landing, and the images of two hard-working dungeon defenders appeared on both sides of the dungeon gate again.

The real two defenders had been mummified by spider webs and thrown into the tall bushes next to the dungeon.

"Let's go."

Asgard's dungeons are heavily guarded, but I don't know if it's because of the celebration. According to Sif, shifts change every three quarters of an hour, and each dungeon is guarded by a special patrol team. At this moment, only a few leaders and garrison troops are left.

The bell for shift change every quarter of an hour is ringing at this moment.

After the two steel armors passed the corner, the surface of the armor flashed briefly, and then turned into patrol soldiers.

"Automatically capture the surrounding images and then reorganize the photon sequence to project the self-image of the line of sight in a very short period of time. This is really cool. Is this the biotechnology that Dr. Banner mentioned to me before? It's just a prototype!"

Peter Parker in the armor was like every recruit who participated in a major mission for the first time. His depressed tone was tense and excited, and he quickly changed the subject after receiving feedback from the spider sensor: "I heard footsteps at the corner ahead. Voice, seventeen, Mister Stark."

Donnie's expression remained unchanged, and the two of them turned to the corner very naturally, moving forward at a speed that was almost standing still.

The 17-member patrol team was just as Downey thought, because they were rushing to change shifts and didn't pay attention to them. After the footsteps of the team went away, the two retreated from the corner, held their guns and continued to walk forward. It was as natural as if it were really two prison guards coming to change shifts.

Before following the dungeon map given by Sif to find the prison at the end of the dungeon where the goddess Frigga was held, Downey never expected that his operation would be so smooth, because every red dot marked by Sif needs attention , not even the most common garrison soldiers.

And Queen Frigg did not expect that after Loki left, someone would step into the end of this dungeon again.

Frigga looked at the two strange Holy Army soldiers in front of him, and slowly frowned.

"Is there a problem?"

The two "Holy Army" looked at each other again, and it was Peter Parker who spoke this time.

A youthful voice with a vigor and a little bit of hopelessness can always make people let go of their hearts more quickly.

Peter Parker: "Oh, it's like this, Mother God, we are Sol's friends on Earth, you should have heard of the Avengers, we need your help with some things, but before that, your Asgard's dungeon plan is really incomprehensible Bad enough, I'm not an architecture student but there are a few places where the design is just cumbersome—”

Peter Parker felt his lower back being stabbed, he paused: "Uh."

"Where is Heimdall locked up?"

Five minutes later, Downey's voice came from the communicator that connected all the Avengers.

"Heimdall is locked deep in the dungeon, which is not on the map given by Sif. It will take some time to find him."

Then came Natasha's voice: "The communication devices and bombs have been deployed."

Then came the captain's voice: "The three teams can act now."

He paused, and blessed: "Don't make any mistakes, Barton."

An Asgardian silver coin was thrown up and caught again, and the man in a robe covering his nose and mouth mingled with the crowd in Asgard, muttering something in a low voice.

"How could I go wrong."

Behind Barton was the Valkyrie Sif who also wore a robe.

The celebration will be held in an hour. All the people of Asgard gathered in the center of the square, and the bustling street shops stretched out. Everyone was waiting for the new king to appear, but there was no expectation on their faces expression.

Tiredness, fear, anxiety and—

Anger, disgust, hatred.

Sif heard someone muttering curses at the crusaders who kept order, using all radical and ugly words.

"My rationality told me that I should try to understand the Holy Army who took the lead in surrendering. After all, Naisa's men captured their families and children as a threat."

Barton lifted up the large robe: "But from an emotional point of view, you can't wait to go up and give them a punch. I understand, this is not your problem."

After he finished speaking, he looked around.

It's not without reason that Barton's code name is Hawkeye. Apart from his infallible accuracy, he also has spatial sensitivity like a positioning instrument.He quickly confirmed the direction, then squeezed through the crowd and walked into an alley. The further he went, the more sparse the crowd around him was.

"So what happened to those earthlings who followed Neisa to the Nine Realms?"

"If you're talking about his subordinates, probably most of them were thrown into the execution pool."

"Is that the pond you mentioned that would make people instantly look like the Eternal Rebels?"

"Nesar needs soldiers who obey orders."

Barton sighed after hearing the words: "Maybe this is dictatorship."

The two stopped talking.There are many intricate alleys in Asgard's residential area, and not all of them are recognized by Sif, so she didn't stop until she followed Barton out of the alleys and saw the familiar scenes around her.

"Are you going to Rainbow Bridge?"

Barton saw Sif stopped where he was, and followed suit: "Yes."

Sif: "What are we doing there?"

Barton: "Install the space jump node." He shrugged, "This will ensure that other reinforcements on the earth can rush to Asgard as soon as possible when encountering problems. The person who swipes like that can fly around, only with the help of the Rainbow Bridge can the jumping node between Asgard and Earth be shortened to two points, if—”

"But the Rainbow Bridge was crushed by Neisa's horse's hooves a month ago."

Barton: "—Let them jump slowly one node at a time. When they arrive in Asgard, our ashes may be bibimbap, and—"

Barton swallowed the next words, after realizing what Sif said: "What did you say?"

Sif: "The Rainbow Bridge was destroyed a month ago."

Barton felt that his expression hidden under the robe was cracking a little bit.

Barton: "That's not what you said yesterday!"

Sif: "But you didn't tell me your plan before you acted today."

Button: "That's because you said you wanted to come with me just before departure today!"

Sif frowned: "I thought you all knew that the first thing Neisa did when he invaded the Nine Realms was to smash the rainbow bridge connecting Asgard to the other eight kingdoms. The news has spread throughout the universe."

The Valkyrie's expression finally changed, and she said in disbelief: "Father of the Gods, did you not make any preparations before implementing such a big plan? You don't even ask other people about the current news of the universe? Or did you really sit on those inexplicable chairs and roast the bonfire all night yesterday?"

"Father of the gods." Barton covered his head with his hands, imitating Sif's tone, and broke down, "Where are the other people in Pole Star City except you?!"

The leader of the Asgard Guards, Thor's best friend, and the most respected Valkyrie in Asgard, Sif follows the tradition of Asgard's holy army who is capable of martial arts but not literary.

silent.

Half a minute later, in the Avengers comm.

"team leader."

"We're in trouble."