When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

When Peter Parker opened his eyes, Downey was still seriously analyzing the weapon data on the light screen.

Tony Stark is undoubtedly a genius in technology, otherwise S.H.I.E.L.D. would not have repeatedly asked him for help when the relationship between their director and Tony Stark was almost at a freezing point, such as Coulson who just called him agent.

Regarding the data analysis and defense methods of Hydra's new weapon, Coulson didn't have much hope that Stark would agree to help them before making this call. You must know that last time he just wanted to let Stark help them. They designed a new firewall concept and ran to Stark Tower no less than ten times within a month, but Tony Stark didn't agree to it in the end.

But this time, the other party's straightforwardness surprised Coulson.

Because Peter Parker was still in a coma and the doctor had his own work to do, in order to prevent any accidents during the process, Downey temporarily changed the office to the laboratory. He can do anything with a virtual light screen.

It doesn't take much time to analyze a weapon's data.

It took Downey 10 minutes to reproduce the internal wiring of the weapon, and half an hour to make a preliminary design drawing. After he stretched the two-dimensional flat light screen upwards into a three-dimensional model and waited for the system to automatically simulate the protective helmet During the prototype process, he casually glanced in the direction of Peter Parker.

And then matched a pair, hmm.

Black swimming goggles.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Peter Parker, who was sitting on the experimental table, met Downey's gaze and subconsciously said, "Did I disturb you?"

"No."

Downey turned his work chair to face Peter: "How do you feel?"

Little Spider-Man looked a little nervous, he glanced left and right first, and then said: "It feels so cool Mr. Stark, do you know that I have never seen these high-tech before today, is that your computer in front of you?" Or is it just a hologram? I also have a computer of my own, although I rebuilt it from a DVD player I found, I mean—”

Downey had to interrupt: "...I mean your body."

Peter Parker paused for a moment: "...I feel like my back hurts a little when you say that."

"Dr. Banner treated the wound for you with healing rays. He said that according to your physical fitness, you should be able to act normally in the afternoon." Downey stood up from the chair and walked behind Peter. The wound had just clotted blood half an hour ago. , and now the scabs have basically scabbed over, "It seems that there is nothing wrong."

He looked back at the little Spider-Man whose head turned following his position: "Bruce Banner, a genius physicist, I think you should know him?"

Peter Parker: "Yes, the omnipotent Hulk!"

Downey remembers that before this, Hulk's reputation had been very bad, and it was a little better than Tony Stark's.

He raised his eyebrows, and picked up the suit jacket next to the laboratory table and hung it on his arm: "Are there any other questions? If not, I have to go to my own business."

Peter Parker looked at the man in a small suit and vest in front of him, blinked, and asked tentatively, "Can I visit the Union Building?"

For future Avengers reservists, that's nothing to say no to.Downey nodded: "Yes."

Little Spider-Man let out a cheer.

The first place he visited was Iron Man's workshop, which was always open to the public and never locked. That was where Downey was going, and there was one thing Downey had to admit.

Tony Stark's workplace is a real mess.

The order of all the parts on the four tool tables is chaotic, metal sheets and various line drawings are piled up everywhere, and the only corner that looks relatively neat is that Downey just cleaned it up last night to watch the Tony Tower all night Gram's eight hours of negative news.But obviously, for a high school kid getting into this stuff for the first time.

Peter Parker thinks everything is cool, so cool, awesome, and his handsomeness has reached a new level in his life.

He can stare at a screw for a long time.

Donnie didn't bother the excited little high school student. He carefully rummaged through the tool table for the materials he needed to make anti-brain-strike helmets.

So the two of them did their own things quietly, and no one disturbed the other.

The visit mentioned by Little Spider-Man is a visit in the true sense. Even if he is tempted by the things on the table, he will never reach out to touch them, until he sees a picture put on the parts by a big lala, the date is two Old newspapers from months ago.

He couldn't help but picked up the newspaper vertically: "Do you still have the habit of reading old newspapers?"

Downey subconsciously looked up.The two of them were separated by a workbench in the middle, so he could clearly see the contents of the newspaper.He didn't know what Peter Parker saw, anyway, what he saw was a huge yellowed headline hanging in the center of the newspaper.

[Superhero Iron Man review reveals the secret! ]

Below is a passage that has been circled in black pen.

——Arrogant, withdrawn, irritable, capricious, assertive, extremely egotistical, and very out of group.

Downey took a quick look at the context. This article is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s opinion and summary of Tony Stark's character.

There is a comment under the circled sentence, which is probably written by Tony Stark himself, as can be seen from the handwriting that is exactly the same as Downey but more frantic.

What it says is: put his mother's fart.

Downey: "..."

He calmly took the newspaper out of Little Spider-Man's hand, folded it and put it in his pocket, met Little Spider-Man's questioning gaze, and said casually: "It's just a useless old newspaper."

Peter Parker then pulled out an old newspaper out of nowhere: "Is this useless too? Then can I take it back for collection?"

This time Downey didn't look carefully at the news written on the side that was rushing towards him vertically, but he clearly saw two comments again, in the same handwriting as before, which read.

roll.

as well as.

shut thefuckup.

Downey: "..."

He pulled the newspaper out of Peter Parker's hand again, folded it and put it in his pocket: "This is nothing commemorative, little spider, it's just the second old newspaper that is useless."

He saw what Peter Parker wanted to say, and before that, he reached out and called the cleaning robot that just passed by the workshop: "Would you like to visit the training room? I can ask my smart housekeeper to show you the way."

Sure enough, Peter Parker was suddenly attracted away, his eyes lit up, and he nodded suddenly: "Yes!"

So the smart housekeeper controlled the cleaning robot to take the young high school students out of the workshop. Afterwards, Downey successfully found the materials he wanted, and then returned to the hall before the system simulated the prototype of the armor.

The TV in the lobby was on, and Bruce Banner stood in front of the coffee table and watched the news on it. After hearing footsteps, he looked at Downey: "How is that kid?"

Downey shrugged: "It's alive and kicking, it looks great." He looked at the TV screen, which showed the Avengers defeating Baron Sterak, successfully taking down the Hydra branch and saving [-] mutants from the experiment The general news, "Captain and the others are coming back?"

Bruce Banner: "Well, I just received an email from the group. They are already finishing the work, and it is estimated that they will be able to return to Manhattan tomorrow."

Downey didn't speak.

He's pretty sure there's no Avengers-related group on his clean phone, or rather, they didn't put Tony Stark in that group.

This is no surprise, after all, being a leader with a bad character, he was even sent down after a public vote.

Downey sits on the couch and pulls a virtual remote control panel from the screen on the coffee table.It would take at least two hours for the system to simulate the prototype of the anti-brain strike helmet. Before that, he could watch a movie or some drama, but when he was just about to switch channels.

A brand new exclusivity was shown on the TV, about the S.H.I.E.L.D. scene that was secretly photographed by the media when Iron Man smashed half of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Before the Avengers arrive, a drunk Iron Man and the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. go head-to-head.

Tony Stark pointed to Nick Fury's nose: "I've seen you upset for a long time, Nick Fury. Don't think that you can make me obey you in the name of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., you It’s not that no one knows what you’re doing behind the scenes, it’s just that those who know don’t want to talk about it. If you dare to say even one word to me in this commanding tone, believe it or not, I’ll fuck your ass in armor.”

The screen switched to Nick Fury's face, which was so dark that it was as dark as his skin color in an instant.

Bruce Banner: "???"

Downey: "???"

Outside the hall: "Mr. Stark! Your smart butler told me this is something you don't want! Can I take it home as a souvenir!"

Donnie changed the station randomly at the fastest speed.

Let him go, God, there's an underage high school student here!

So when Peter Parker ran into the living room excitedly, what he saw were two Avengers who had gathered to watch SpongeBob SquarePants, and their expressions were a little weird.

Peter noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere, and swallowed the following words: "Uh, what's the matter?"

Downey pressed the remote control back: "Nothing." He rubbed his face, then glanced at what Peter Parker was holding in his hand, a glass rabbit with shattered ears, "That's Hulk's collection, you Maybe ask Dr. Banner?"

The little Spider-Man never imagined that this would be the Hulk, the tough guy of the League: "Does the Hulk like this? Bo, the glass rabbit?"

"He also likes glass pandas, glass puppies, glass pig's trotters, and glass pancakes." Dr. Banner said softly, "But that one was broken by Barton. If you don't mind, you can take it back."

Apparently bringing back a memento from the Avengers Mansion was a huge joy for the young high school student, who excitedly said, "Thank you!"

Bruce Banner: "You're welcome."

Downey glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and asked casually: "Don't you need to go to class at this time?" He probably felt that this sentence was a bit serious, so he added bluntly after finishing speaking, "Or go to work? ?”

Peter Parker's expression froze on his face for a moment.

He remembered.

Today seems to be the day when he goes to school to report.

Little Spiderman's excitement of visiting the Avengers and seeing his idol with his own eyes was extinguished. He hurriedly adjusted his appearance in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass window, and said: "Sorry, I have to report to the school. Mr Tucker."

Then spider webs shot out from the wrist, stuck to the Avengers Building, and swung out through the wide-open floor-to-ceiling windows.

Bruce Banner looked at the little Spider-Man who disappeared into the hall and thought about it: "Is he going to report to school dressed like that?"

A few seconds later, the little Spider-Man who just swung out returned to the Avengers Hall.

"Uh, sorry, can you lend me a set of clothes? I will definitely send it to the dry cleaner tomorrow and return it, I mean—" the little Spider-Man in the hood is crying, " I don’t know where my schoolbag is, and my house keys are still inside.”

Downey: "..."

In the end Downey took Peter Parker to his room and changed into one of his suits, which was a bit big for a 15-year-old high school student, but it was better than going straight to the report in that suit.

And Little Spider-Man just took off his hood in front of Downey so defenselessly.

A sunny, handsome little high school kid with glowing dark brown eyes, he probably fits perfectly into anyone's image of Spider-Man.

After that, Downey drove him to school in person, and then drove back to the Avengers Building under Peter Parker's expression of "Iron Man sent me to school himself, I might be dreaming".

After making do with the sandwiches he bought on the way for lunch, he returned to Tony Stark's messy workshop.

The prototype of the completed anti-intelligence strike helmet rotates slowly on the bright blue three-dimensional light screen, and the next step is practical work, because this research is very important to S.H.I.E.L.D. Finished tonight, but not until then.

He's going to have to sort out a bit to get a place where he can work.

With a headache, Downey sorted the messy parts and armor into different categories, and even wiped the heavily dusty semi-finished armor with the rag of the cleaning robot. It seemed that he accidentally touched a switch in the process. A new one, slap A large screen of light unfolded in front of him.

A talk show is playing on a loop.

Downey frowned, because he didn't see the close button at the first time, he planned to turn off the light screen after finishing cleaning.

When he cleared the last table, he saw a folder on top of a pile of parts.

At the top of the folder is the interview impurities of Tony Stark's nemesis, Justin Hammer. This time Tony Stark drew a big circle on Hammer's face, and left a note next to it.

It reads: Arms Dealer.

An arms dealer who was criticized by the media called others an arms dealer.

...Did he fall in love with this annotation game?

Downey squeezed the space between his eyebrows, put the folder back in its original place, and when it was almost cleaned up, he turned around and planned to turn off the talk show that was still playing.

Then he heard on the light screen, the talk show host said in a sharp accent that he thought was funny: "I heard that he passed out at home due to exhaustion and no one found him for a whole day. In the end, it was him. The driver sent him to the hospital after he found out that he couldn’t be reached. It’s funny, as the richest man in New York, he doesn’t even have a friend, does he?”

Downey looked at the host with an exaggerated expression, and looked down to find the close button.

After the light screen disappeared, the workshop returned to silence.Downey glanced at the rotating helmet model on the [-]D screen, in order to complete the practical research on that helmet in the fastest time possible.

But when he reached out, what he picked up was the folder he had just put back in place.

In addition to the Hammer's interview impurities, the folder also contained a thick stack of newspapers. To be honest, few people are willing to read newspapers now, but Tony Stark seems to have a soft spot for it.

He was referring to leaving comments under those who attacked him. Downey has seen a bunch of rude and never repeated swear words, and they are very authentic.

Read all the way to the back.

Probably finally tired of this annotation game.

[He is a person who does not contribute to society]

roll.

[His character is as bad as an alcoholic's teeth. ]

roll

[His existence has no value other than to start a war. ]

There are no comments.

[No matter how much money you earn, what's the use of becoming Iron Man and having a group of fans who don't know right from wrong?His heart is still a desert. ]

There are no comments.

Up to the last few issues of newspapers, I don't even draw circles.

It's like going from the initial resentment to gradually becoming numb.

Downey carefully noticed that there were still several torn manuscripts tucked behind the newspaper, and he tried to put the pieces together.

It is a half-finished design concept about clean energy.

Downey's expression became complicated.

"Tor—I mean me." He put down the folder and asked the smart butler, "Have I ever thought of transforming the company before?"

The smart butler didn't know why Downey suddenly asked this question, but he still dutifully replied, "Yes, Sir."

"Then why didn't it succeed?" Downey paused after asking, and found a perfect reason for his question, "You know, it may be because of the Hydra weapon, my memory is a little confused."

The smart housekeeper paused for a long time before speaking: "Sorry, there are no relevant records in the database."

Donnie pursed his lips.

He looked at the torn and crumpled clean energy concept design.

He guessed that Tony Stark was probably very satisfied with the design, so after tearing it up angrily, he carefully collected it and sandwiched it into the interlayer.

It seemed that something happened to him.

But no one knows except Tony Stark.

Downey sat on the edge of the workbench and fell into a long silence.

They praised and dubbed him the savior of Marvel, saying that the Iron Man he played brought Marvel, which was almost bankrupt at the time, back from a life-threatening situation, turned around completely, and then had the subsequent Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Downey would say that when he was joking, but in fact, it's not so much that he made Marvel, it's better to say that Marvel made him.

Iron Man was to him a piece of driftwood in a desperate situation, he caught him, he got redemption.

But not everyone is so lucky.

"Help me find all the previous information about clean energy."

After deliberating on the spot for nearly 10 minutes, Downey spoke again: "Contact my assistant again, I have a meeting tomorrow."

The author has something to say:

Let me talk about the setting of the manga Ni, it is a combination of Dark Dynasty + brand new and completely different + some white cans + Extremis virus and some other independent comics, as well as some old farmers' own private settings, and then these comics are summed up and become A tin can who has no friends, and Pepper broke up with him because of his style and then married Tony's friend (I remember it was a friend or an assistant), and was expelled from the alliance (honestly, as an invincible iron blower in these comics The canned old farmer is actually a bit unacceptable)

So it's a story of loving an empty nest old can (no)

Then Nini is set to be 29 years old. The 29-year-old Nini is really a super beauty crit mixed between milk and handsome.