When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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"Focus on Manhattan. The alien invasion incident that happened on Wall Street in Manhattan at three o'clock yesterday afternoon finally ended with the arrest of the alien commander. Because of the emergency refuge, we lost all the wartime footage, but we kept it from the first time after the war. From the video, it is not difficult for us to guess how tragic the battle situation was at that time—"

"As of now, the official website of S.H.I.E.L.D. still hasn't updated the death toll of this incident. This is not the first time they have done so. Later, they pushed the reason for delaying the update of the official website to a new technical soldier. This is Nick Fu Rui's usual way of whitewashing the peace, as New York citizens, I think we have a reason to demand to know the real casualties of the war, not just a string of zeros full of economic losses, so that they continue to take it from us taxpayers. money."

"Looking at New York. This is the first time in history that the Avengers have successfully repelled the aliens. He has protected the safety of the earth and ensured the safety of the people. I know that as a host, I should not express my executive opinions on the news. , but I’m glad to be born in such an era with superheroes—”

"The Metropolitan Times—"

"Gotham report—"

"Midtown News—"

The sudden alien invasion took the headlines of the entire New York State on the second day, and the cover page was an electronic photo that took up almost half of the screen.

The panoramic fisheye shooting method, the background of the photo is the tragedy of Wall Street after the war, filled with gunpowder smoke and collapsed houses, the huge screen of the stock exchange is so broken that only half of it hangs on the wall, and the glass of the half collapsed building is still faintly visible. There is a humanoid gap left when Hulk was smashed into the building.

The walls of the Avengers Building have been almost completely demolished, and the floors inside are exposed like skinned human bones, and at the bottom of this photo-

Hovering next to the Quinjet fighter jet in the building, there are three Avengers standing in a U-shape with their backs on their backs.

Further down is the captured Eternal rebel commander.

And a steel helmet with a windmill painted on the back of its head, which couldn't fit the whole body due to layout problems but had to enter the country.

And another steel helmet with a barrel painted on the back of its head.

The moment he saw this photo, Downey said, "..."

He subconsciously glanced at Tony Stark, who was also watching the news.

Tony Stark glanced at the two heads at the bottom of the photo: "It's not bad."

Downey: "??????"

The time is 06:30 in the morning New York time, the location is the entrance of the room on the third floor of the beach villa in Malibu, California, and the event that is happening is——

Tony Stark said to the two iron heads whose shape was stretched into an oval shape, that the shooting was okay.

Well, no.

Downey turned off the virtual light screen on his wrist: "The results from the worker bee chip have been sent to my information database in the early morning, and I plan to share the news with the other Avengers in the early morning meeting."

There is no doubt about it, Tony Stark certainly could not have any other opinion: "Well."

The two stood in the corridor at the door of two side-by-side rooms. The windows were not closed, and the sea breeze with a faint salty smell was blowing in.

The sun always rises early in this season, especially at the seaside.The sunlight that had already started to bring summer temperature came in from the window, so bright that Tony Stark could clearly see the faint blackness under Downey's eyelids.

Tony Stark: "I remember someone told me before that developing good work and rest habits is the key to improving work efficiency, and criticized my habit of working 72 hours in a row before taking a break to nothing."

Downey was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his face: "I was thinking about the design concept of the new suit last night, but that's not critical right now."

"Ms. Rennie called me in the morning and said that the list of corporate donations for the post-disaster reconstruction, as well as a series of expenses that need to be repaired after the Avengers Building and surrounding facilities have been settled, I asked her to send it directly to your mailbox."

Tony Stark: "You decide the little things."

Downey glanced at the man: "That's your company."

Tony Stark's tone was casual: "It's yours now." After he finished speaking, he paused, as if thinking of an old topic, and added, "I don't mean any irony."

Downey shrugged: "Of course, I know, and I don't care what you said before, 'Will you feel guilty when you enjoy all this with peace of mind', I have long forgotten it."

Tony Stark: "..."

Downey couldn't help laughing out loud, "Just kidding."

Obviously, for both Downey and Tony Stark, efficiency is the primary condition for all behaviors, so there is no need to waste one of them's time for a morning meeting after both of them know what is said in the chip.So when Downey went to the morning meeting, Tony Stark chose to follow the plan they made yesterday to create a communicator with a wave frequency signal strong enough to penetrate the universe and directly reach Asgard.

However, after he pushed open the door of the workshop.

On the huge screen in the center of the workshop, he saw a three-dimensional rotating picture of a new Spider-Man suit.

Tony Stark: "What's that?"

Friday: "Spider-Man suit."

Tony Stark is not blind, of course he can see that it is a Spider-Man suit, he can even stand here and see the footnote as small as an ant, which reads "The Fourth Generation Spider-Man Battlesuit" Clothes."

The man frowned: "He didn't sleep all night just to design this?"

Friday: "I didn't put a monitor in Mr. Nosy's room. I suggest you ask Jarvis about this kind of question."

Tony Stark didn't speak, and silently took out his phone.

"So my role is just to show up, shoot a harmless arrow, and then—"

"No?"

In the reception hall on the second floor, the four Avengers sat at the 20-meter-long dining table on time before the morning meeting.

Barton checked the news on the tablet repeatedly, trying to find a description of him in more than [-] words, but no matter how anti-intellectual the New York media has, at least it is realistic enough.

So no matter how he looks at it, the news will not start from the bloody battle of the SHIELD agents, the Hulk little spider swearing to guard the safety of Manhattan, and the Hawkeye who came back on purpose to face the hideous alien invasion army and kill all directions.

Barton: "Then why did I make such a fuss to get to Manhattan?"

Natasha, who was sitting next to Barton, put down the coffee cup in her hand, took out a tissue and wiped the corner of her mouth calmly: "There is one thing you have to understand, Barton, I was the one who made the effort to get to Manhattan."

The black widow lowered her voice, and in a rare way, she complained in a low voice with a bit of magnetism in her deep voice: "Damn, when I pulled the handle so hard, the calluses were worn out."

Steve put down the newspaper in his hand. Compared with electronic news, nostalgic American soldiers have always been more accustomed to reading paper newspapers: "Isn't this just right, at least you are very handsome in the media cameras."

"Yes." Donnie couldn't help rolling his eyes when he thought of the back of his head stretched into an oval shape by a fisheye lens, "It's not like me, only a windmill."

The clock struck the hour at this time, the Avengers adjusted their casual sitting postures, Steve cleared his throat, and was just about to start the morning meeting.

The phone in Downey's pocket vibrated suddenly.

Donnie said sorry, lowered his head and took out his phone.

It was a text message from a number with a very familiar ending.

Middle-aged explosive barrel: [Are you designing a new battle suit? ]

He tapped quickly on the keyboard of the phone with one hand: [Yes, Peter's battle suit is too damaged to be used anymore. ]

Donnie held the phone in his hand after sending the message, and looked at the captain who started talking. After a few seconds, the phone vibrated again.

Middle-aged explosive barrel: [My Mark 20 seems to be broken. ]

Downey froze for a moment.Yesterday's battle was intense, but it wasn't that intense. The time to use the armor may not have been as long as Tony Stark's hand-to-hand combat with the group of Hydra soldiers. He really can't remember Tony Stark's Mark 20 Any damage.

But in line with the principle and the advanced baby-raising skills he has cultivated in the past few months, he patiently replied: [The toolbox is next to the deployment warehouse, if you can't find it, you can ask Jarvis. ]

It's obviously not polite to interrupt someone's speech again and again during a meeting, so after sending this sentence, Downey turned his phone to silent and put it back in his pocket.After two seconds.

There was a bang on the top of the head.

The Avengers stood up from their positions at once: "What's wrong?"

"Is that group of lingering aliens coming again?"

Downey looked up at the ceiling. The reception hall on the second floor happened to be Tony Stark's workshop.He immediately dialed the contactor on the virtual light screen, the screen flashed briefly, and then Tony Stark's face appeared.

The man's face looked normal, and he wasn't injured. After hearing Downey's question, he replied blankly, "It's just that one of the wires was connected wrong. It's nothing serious."

The Avengers breathed a sigh of relief.

Downey glanced at Tony Stark across the screen.

The man was wearing a custom-made white shirt—certainly he wouldn't be back at Avengers Mansion wearing his flea market T-shirts and faded jeans every day, anyway.

He sat upright in front of the light screen, with his usual solemnity and seriousness on his face.Although Tony Stark's temper has restrained a lot recently, the aspect and temperament dominated by personality over the years will not change because of a short-term change in temper, so even if he sits there with no expression, his aura is still High profile and not to be ignored.

It's like when a person loses his aggression in middle age, and finally let people see the side of him who is a mature and successful person hidden behind his violent temper.

His expression was normal, as if it was really just a small mistake just now.

Tony Stark also makes mistakes, of course, this is so normal, he made hundreds of mistakes when he created the Iron Man armor.It is not surprising that science and technology often succeed through countless failures.

After reconfirming that it was just a miniature explosion caused by a wrong wiring connection, Downey turned off the communicator, and Tony Stark went back to his work with a blank face.

And I witnessed the mature and successful people who just subconsciously pinched and exploded the energy conduit after receiving the text message because they couldn't hold back the other hand, which led to the miniature explosion just now——

Between professionalism and an objective record of the details of Stark's daily life.

I chose silence.

In the reception hall on the second floor, Downey looked at the captain again: "Sorry, what did you just say?"

Steve: "Did your worker bee chip get results?"

"Have."

Downey reached out and tapped on the long dining table, and an electronic screen covering the entire table immediately appeared on the white porcelain table.After he entered the password, he pinched the air on the table with both hands and lifted it up. The electronic screen was lifted up by him like a real body, facing the Avengers sitting opposite him vertically.

"There are only three key pieces of information that I have screened out. First of all, it is about why Hydra is only doing passive resistance under your frequent and intensive purges this month, because—"

From those messages, Downey retrieved several communication records printed with Hydra's top secret: "The Red Skull has given the remaining four will fragments of the earth to Neisa, the Eternal rebel guard, except yesterday from outer space. Apart from Zemo, who was driven back to Earth, the Hydra leader, including all headquarters forces, are in outer space, to be precise, in the territory of the Eternal rebels."

The Avengers present frowned.

Without interrupting at this time, Downey quickly slid his finger on the screen, and all the news came into their sight one by one: "Come again."

"The Eternal Rebels want to provoke the second cosmic war. This is one of their goals of invading the earth, but they failed. He has invaded tens of thousands of galaxies, large and small, and captured most of them. Most interstellar refugees, but he does not succeed every time he launches a war, and now he has been counterattacked, simply put."

"The whole of outer space is at war except Earth."

When he said this, the captain finally couldn't help but had to say: "Sol is still in Asgard."

Obviously Downey thought of this when he saw the news: "Our transmission station has been unable to search for Heimdall's signal point since yesterday, so we are now building a penetrating power and wave frequency signal point." Enough communicator to reach Asgard."

After he finished speaking, he cleared all the information on the light screen, and then pressed the light screen back to the table: "Finally, the purpose of the third cosmic collision designed by the Eternal Rebels is—"

This time he didn't have any information as a reference, because this information Hydra adopted the most advanced encryption form, and from the moment it appeared on the screen, it would activate the self-destruct program and disappear word by word.If it wasn't for their high concentration at that time, no matter how fast an ordinary person could read, they would certainly not be able to digest all the information in such a short period of time.

Donnie paused at this point and took a deep breath.

"Before we knew that the Red Skull was trying to use the energy in the will fragments to graft the Rosen Bridge connecting the main universe. At that time, my guess was that they wanted to absorb some kind of matter or energy from the main universe, but the fact is—"

"They want to invade the main universe."

The other three Avengers froze for a moment, then reacted as Downey expected.

"why?"

Downey called up the analysis diagram he made yesterday on the light screen again: "Obviously they know much more about the situation in the main universe. There are no superheroes or villains there. After World War II It has been peaceful until now except for friction between some countries, and most importantly - this is just my guess."

Downey picked up the coffee in hand and took a sip: "The main universe is very stable, and will not face the risk of destruction at any time due to explosion or universe collision. I actually thought about it when the universe collided for the second time. If Our current universe is really doomed to where we should flee, and they obviously figured out the solution 30 years ago."

Barton looked at the Rosen Bridge connecting the two universes on the analysis map: "So their solution is—"

"move place?"

All this is obviously beyond the scope of normal people's cognition, Hawkeye scratched his hair: "And it's fine if they want to move, and they plan to smash the old house before moving into the new one?"

It has to be said that Barton gave a more vivid metaphor for normal people.

Downey: "You can also call an old house a dilapidated house. From the perspective of a real estate developer, in fact, demolishing a dilapidated house is the safest solution to the surrounding houses, and—"

"The purpose of their planning for the third cosmic collision may not be to destroy this universe. Everything before is just our speculation. Maybe they have other purposes, but at least we have the most accurate information."

"On the day of the third cosmic collision—"

"It was the day when they connected to the Rosen Bridge and invaded the main universe."