When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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Immediately after New York Harbor was invaded, Captain America received a message from SHIELD headquarters. After a short hesitation, he decided to rush to Manhattan and contacted all SHIELD agents in the Dome Prison before leaving. Get them ready for an all-out attack on the Hydra branch beneath the Rocky Mountains in a few minutes.

All of a sudden, all the support from the states gathered in Manhattan.

No one knows how spectacular the Union Building is surrounded by dense black shadows in the satellite's bird's-eye view. Dr. Banner and Little Spider-Man who are still in the laboratory have finally discovered the enemy they are going to face. How terrible.

At least in terms of numbers.

"Sorry, Doctor, I suddenly feel like I'm not that good at math."

Little Spider-Man stopped next to the Eternal cavalrymen who were mummified in spider silk, looked at the black shadows that were getting closer and closer outside the window, and his Adam's apple moved up and down: "What equation should I use to calculate our situation in a short time? How many enemies are we going to face?"

At this time, Dr. Banner, who obviously has much more combat experience than Peter Parker, gave his best advice.

"--run!"

The sound of battle, the neighing of war horses, the sound of artillery and cold weapons clashing, the roar of unknown parties, and the uncontrollable screams of the entire Wall Street and New York people during the emergency evacuation.

Under the remote guidance of Nick Fury, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who rushed to the Alliance Building sent all the technicians to Tony Stark's main control hall. The horseshoe of the cavalry was crushed, and it was repaired by technicians in a short time. The highest level of orange alarm students ran through the entire building, as if caught in some kind of war of attrition. defeated, but as far as the current situation is concerned.

Compared with the cavalry that has been pouring into Manhattan continuously, it is obviously their side that can't hold on first.

And the most terrible thing is that at the moment when the protective cover is raised, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in the Union Building are like lambs to be slaughtered who actively enter the cage. Once the protective cover is completely broken through——

They didn't even have a route of retreat.in other words.

They are sure to die.

"Why did you issue such an order?"

In the emergency passage, Dr. Banner and Peter Parker are rushing to the main control hall on the top floor. He pulls out the virtual light screen on the bracelet, which is connected to the revenge that is still rushing to Manhattan on the Quinjet fighter at the fastest speed. those.

"He sent 120 S.H.I.E.L.D. technicians in, and more than a hundred senior agents." Dr. Banner had an obvious disapproval look on his face, "Is Nick Fury crazy? That's more than 200 lives !"

Apparently on another virtual light screen connected to this connecting line, Nick Fury’s expression did not change at all: “This is our duty, doctor. And if the fragment of will is lost, the price is not just to accompany it in more than 100 yuan. Life is so simple."

"But--"

Dr. Banner hadn't finished speaking, the next moment, a violent vibration accompanied by a sound like glass shattering came in through the thick wall of the safe passage, and the huge sound wave directly covered all his voices.

The little Spider-Man who was following behind the doctor stopped abruptly.

When the sudden voice disappeared and Bruce Banner began to reorganize the language.

"Dr. Banner." Little Spider-Man moved his Adam's apple up and down, "I have some bad news for you."

Dr. Banner stopped walking up the stairs: "What's wrong?"

Peter Parker stretched out a finger and pointed to the security wall beside the two: "I seem to hear that the source of the earthquake came from—"

"It was sent from here."

As if to confirm his words, the next moment, a louder vibration sounded, with a force that seemed to make the whole building shake, and accompanied by a subtle sound, like a broken metal wall. sound.

This time even Dr. Banner, who didn't have a spider sense, felt it.

Something was hitting the outer wall of the Avengers Building, right next to them, separated by a thick metal wall, and the distance from them would never exceed ten meters.

Accompanied by the last and clearest piercing metallic sound——

"Get down—!"

Fortunately, Dr. Banner subconsciously left some actual combat experience when he transformed into the big green man for combat and training. The first time the metal wall was smashed, Dr. Banner bent down at the fastest speed, probably In the few tenths of a second when he made the movement, he could clearly feel something cold piercing through the wall, rubbing his scalp and stabbing forward quickly, and then piercing into the wall behind them.

Dr. Banner flicked back quickly, and it was a black spear that was thrown in. Half of the sharp tip had sunk into the wall. One can imagine how strong the person who threw this gun was. If you dodge——

The spear would go right through his right eye and skull, and he would be chained to the wall with his head and his body.

In the communication on the wrist, an alarm came from an unknown virtual light screen: "They broke through our protective shield!"

"The stored energy is used to fill the loopholes, and the building has no other energy reserves—the countdown to energy depletion, five—"

"S.H.I.E.L.D. special agent team, level one combat readiness!"

"Four--"

"How long until the Avengers and support arrive in Manhattan!"

"It won't take more than 5 minutes!"

"Five minutes is enough for them to level Manhattan!"

"three--"

"Where's Iron Man?!"

"Fail to contact!"

"two--"

"Who else is in the building!"

"Dr. Banner, sir!"

The officer was silent for a second.

"one--"

Officer: "What can a researcher do—!"

As it turns out, in this case.

A researcher who hasn't killed a chicken really can't do much.

boom--!

The moment the bright blue protective shield was shattered, a large number of Eternal rebels pressed down like dark clouds, probably with the order to find the fragments of will, they did not directly smash the building with horseshoes like they did when they invaded Manhattan before. In order to level the ground, they smashed the glass and walls outside the building, and poured into the corners of each floor of the Avengers Building in dense numbers.

The wall at hand was completely knocked open, and Dr. Banner was completely overturned by the airflow brought by the biomechanical horse or somewhere, and he was about to hit the gun behind him.

A silver spider thread shot out from behind diagonally, wrapped around Bruce Banner's waist, and exerted force, because the Eternal rebel who just broke in was between them, Peter Parker could only throw the doctor to the ground. the other direction.

His back slammed against the smooth metal wall, and the doctor coughed twice violently, but at this moment he did not forget to say: "Thank you."

Peter Parker would like to reply that now I still remember to thank Dr. Banner for being the most polite of most of the people he saved, but obviously.

The situation was so urgent that even Spider-Man couldn't say anything extra.

The Eternal Rebels are still pouring in. The safe passage is dark and narrow, which is not suitable for combat. It is impossible for the little Spider-Man to be invincible like those horses under the crotch of the rebels. Maybe he still has the upper hand while taking into account the safety of himself and Dr. Banner.

Soon, the new battle suit he got yesterday showed the first signs of damage.

The rebels held up their long spears and cut through what is known as the strongest and most flexible coat on the earth, leaving a long wound with black electric light on Peter Parker's arm. At the same time, another long spear stabbed from the left and right. Xia had no choice but to retreat to the corner.

The exits on both sides were blocked by the Eternal rebels. The two stood in the middle of the safe passage, leaning against the wall, and Spider-Man in a torn suit stood in front of Dr. Banner.

Peter Parker took a deep breath and looked at the Eternal rebels approaching with their spears on both sides: "Did I smell some strange smell of barbecue?"

Dr. Banner: "Your wounds are scorched."

Peter Parker let out an annoyed "Ooh": "Then my battle suit must be torn, I just got it yesterday, comeon, I haven't had time to take pictures yet, I hope it's not stained with blood, you know Mutated blood stains are too permeable and difficult to wash off, I mean—”

Little Spider-Man licked his lips, jumped up suddenly when the rebels on both sides rushed over at the same time, and then shot two spider webs one after another with both hands, one of which stuck to the rightmost door and pulled hard Well, the metal door, which had several cracks knocked out by the biochemical horse, was torn off so easily, and then another one was wrapped around Dr. Banner's waist, throwing him out.

The doctor in a white coat was thrown in a parabola in the air, and after hitting the ceiling hard uncontrollably, he was thrown out of the door by the whole person.

When he stood up again holding his numb nose, what he saw was that Little Spider-Man rolled on the spot and chose a position that seemed to be the easiest to break through among the spearheads aimed at him airtightly. At the cost of a huge wound on his back, he kicked hard with both hands holding the cock, and bounced back to the ceiling by inertia.

He looked up one last time to Dr. Banner outside the door.

"Run—!"

The same thing, only this time a different person said it.

Dr. Banner subconsciously raised his legs and ran out almost the moment Peter Parker spoke.

It's a commonplace topic, no one will pay attention to the friendship of teammates if you don't leave and I won't leave at this time. Dr. Banner even suspects that if it wasn't because of his presence, Peter Parker would probably have left this group of traitors with his personal ability. Army encirclement.

The exit on the right hand side of the safe passage is only connected to one location, which is the gate of the main control room of the Union Building, where all the technical personnel of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the highest defensive force in Manhattan are gathered.

It will probably be the first breakthrough point for this group of eternal rebels after breaking the barrier.

Bruce Banner ran to the door of the main control room at the fastest speed in his life. Although he was mentally prepared before coming, when the toe of his shoe hit the ground, the blood oozing from the crack of the door After that, he still couldn't help taking a deep breath.

He entered the password of the main control room, and a pungent smell of blood and the smell of being scorched rushed into his nostrils after the metal door was slowly opened.

The battle situation was close at hand. The moment the door was fully opened, a spear pierced through the body of a S.H.I.E.L.D. technical soldier, right in front of Dr. Banner.

The black spear shot out lightning, and the agent who had been pierced through the heart was shocked and convulsed.

He knew where the burnt smell was coming from.

Over 200 S.H.I.E.L.D. agents face off against an influx of Eternal Rebel cavalry, and they stand no chance from the start.

No one escaped.

The will fragments are on this floor, quietly placed in the safety cabin opposite the main control room.

Apart from taking their lives to gain time——

There is no way out for them.

Still in the Quinjet on the way to Manhattan.

Looking at the picture coming from the light screen on Dr. Banner's head, even Captain America, who is used to seeing such scenes, couldn't help but look away: "How long until we arrive?"

Natasha: "3 minutes." She knew exactly what the captain was going to say next, so the black widow immediately said, "It's already the fastest speed, captain."

Steve: "There's no other way?"

Natasha: "Nick Fury has already played in person, but all foreign players, including him, were blocked outside the building, and no one could break through the encirclement outside."

Captain America took a deep breath.

"So Hulk didn't react even in the face of this situation?" Barton could no longer sit obediently in the same place, he stepped back and forth irritably, "I thought he wouldn't be as indifferent as he showed. "

Dr. Banner's wry smile came from the other end of the light screen connection cable.

"I thought so too, at least he was patient and loving when he cleaned his glass rabbits."

Dr. Banner watched the battle situation in the main control room, and stepped back towards the safety cabin before the Eternal rebels noticed him.

The energy of the building, including the reserve energy, has been completely exhausted, and it has lost the function of starting the self-destruct program. As a technician, the only thing he can do now seems to be to stay away from the battlefield and not to cause trouble for anyone.

Then after the SHIELD agents finally couldn't keep the door, as the last Avenger in the entire building, they were stabbed to death by the Eternal Rebels in the chaos.

It's not an honorable way to die, but when imagining that image, it's weird.

Bruce Banner actually felt a subtle relief.

"It seems that your social phobia is worse than I thought, Hulk." He smiled wryly, "It's my fault."

This is not the most difficult battle that Melinda has fought after joining S.H.I.E.L.D., because in her perception, no matter how disparate the strength of troops is, fighting is a matter of back and forth.

This is not a war, this is not even a confrontation.

It was just a one-sided massacre.

The teammates around her fell one by one, the warm blood soaked the black combat uniform, she didn't know whether it was hers or other agents, the pain nerves seemed to be numb under the long-term pain erosion, what she could do It's just mechanically dodging, swinging the knife, slashing at the enemy, getting hurt, then dodging again, swinging the knife.

Until a bright light broke through the black layer of defense outside.

The invagination of the eardrum caused by the sudden increase in air pressure made Melinda feel that her trachea seemed to be connected to the eardrum. The Chinese female agent kicked away the rebel cavalry next to her. After realizing what the light represented , her first reaction was.

Nick Fury is crazy.

The second reaction is——

"Get down—!"

The instinct of obeying orders that has been engraved in the bones made those S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who were still fighting lie down immediately. The spears that were supposed to be cut on them were stabbed in the air, and the Eternal rebels had no time to react. , was directly blasted out by the ensuing explosion.

The only Marshall missile with the greatest power remaining in S.H.I.E.L.D. exploded among the Eternal rebels blocking the perimeter of the building, directly blasting a hole in the rebel army that surrounded the building like a human wall. .

The airflow generated by the explosion of the missile blasted the safety cabin behind Dr. Banner, as well as the survival passage behind the safety cabin and the wall at the end of the survival passage, directly blasting Bruce Banner to the room at the edge of this floor.

The figure in the white coat and Peter Parker, who was still fighting the Eternal rebels in the safe passage, passed by. Spiderman, whose limbs were tightly glued to the ceiling, was not affected by the air current. He took a look and fell to the ground Dr. Banner even distractedly asked, "Hey, how are you?"

It seemed that he had hit a certain shelf, and the things on it fell down and covered half of Dr. Banner's body. The watch strap on his wrist was knocked off, and Bruce Banner couldn't recover from the pain for a long time.

Just like Nick Fury thought, with the number of Eternal rebel cavalry, this bomb will not affect the will fragments inside the third floor, causing the fragments to explode and move the entire Manhattan into ruins, but another point he did not expect is— —

After the well-trained Eternal rebels were blown open, he didn't even have time to give the order to attack, and it took less than a second to re-call all the surrounding cavalry to fill up the hole.

"f**k!"

Inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier, Nick Fury couldn't hold back anymore, and swears a bad word.

The Marshall missile is already the most powerful missile that S.H.I.E.L.D. can use at present, in other words.

They are at the end of their rope.

Inside the Avengers Building, the Eternal rebels who were briefly blasted away by the missile stood up from the ground again. They mounted their horses, raised their spears and launched a second attack. As they advanced, it seemed that who His horse's hoof stepped on something.

Peter Parker heard a crisp sound in the chaos, like the sound of glass being broken.He subconsciously glanced at the source of the sound.

It was a glass rabbit whose body was crushed, leaving only a head and half an ear.

Immediately afterwards, it was buried under the pile of glass products. It was weak, and if it wasn't for the hearing being far beyond ordinary people, probably no one would have noticed——

"Don't touch, Hulk's, rabbit."

—that was obviously not Dr. Banner's voice.

Peter Parker froze for a moment, and at this moment the sound of Hawkeye came from the metal bracelet that fell on the ground.

Clearly in a hurry, he almost shouted when he said this: "Throw his glass Disney princess out Spidey! Quick! It's on the top shelf to your left!"

Peter Parker glanced to the left when he heard the words.

Obviously, this safe passage is connected to Dr. Banner's—or Hulk's room, which is the place full of glass products that he once complained about, and on the shelf on his left, just like Hawkeye said Yes, there is a whole set of Disney princess glass products.

Moreover, it was specially customized and extremely expensive. Dr. Banner spent more than half of his salary to coax Hulk to come out. It is the kind of crystal glass portrait product that even Peter Parker can't afford to break.

Peter Parker: "Then should I throw Arlo, or Cinderella, or Belle, or Tiana, or—"

Button was stunned. As a straight man of steel who grew up watching Ultraman, he didn't know what Peter Parker was talking about: "You can't throw it all out, what else is there to think about at a time like this!"

So Peter Parker shoots a spider web and sticks a row of Disney princesses and throws it out.

The sound of crystal glass being crushed is different from that of ordinary glass.

More crisp, more melodious, and more—

Who can arouse anger.

Familiar and unfamiliar scenes, they haven't seen it for at least a few months, Dr. Banner's complexion turned green again after being pressed into the glass product, and a few seconds later——

"Don't touch, Hulk's—"

"The Little Mermaid—!"

……

……

Afterwards, Dr. Banner reflected on why he didn't think of such a good way to get the Hulk out earlier, and Barton gave a rare and decent explanation for this: "I don't think the Hulk will react in peacetime. , I mean even though the big guy is stupid and gluttonous he sure doesn't care about human lives as much as he makes out, and if he ever turns back into the Hulk, I mean."

"Who's going to spoil those crystal Disney princesses? Me?"

"If Hulk knew I smashed his Crystal Mermaid, do you think he would have stuck my head down the toilet?"