When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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"You can't even imagine how dangerous the situation is. At that time, the laser beam on Iron Man's chest was only [-] millimeters away from the center of my eyebrows. God, my eyebrows were scorched."

If you want to talk about Downey's biggest feeling after getting into this branch, it is probably compared to the Hydra branch he has been in contact with before——

The personnel management of this branch seems to be very loose.

"You just burned your eyebrows, half of the pants of the officer of the Defense Force were burnt."

"Didn't you see him scurrying around with his hands on his ass? It looks like a monkey dancing on a frying pan."

"That's true, I swear to God why I kept missing Iron Man in the first place, it's because I laughed so hard I couldn't even hold my machine gun steady looking at him."

They mixed into the team of patrol soldiers. It stands to reason that after repelling the enemy, they should be vigilant to make protective arrangements or trap repairs. If they take a step back, they should at least return to their posts and start patrolling, but these Hydra soldiers As if exhausted and needing a rest after completing a certain big task, they entered the branch and leaned against the guardrail on the first floor, chatting and chatting, and even the team leader had already started to lean against the corner and smoke.

Standing at the end of the line, he and Tony Stark, who straightened their backs, looked like two different species.

They laughed wildly at the antics they had just seen, until someone said, "Shhh, here comes the sir."

Just like a child who was secretly playing games a moment ago heard the footsteps of parents coming from the door, the soldiers who had been scattered just now straightened up and stood back to their original positions. Coming around the corner leading his party, they raised their hands and folded them across their chests.

"hailhydra!"

The chief of the defense team nodded at them, led his team to pass them by, and then stopped suddenly when he was about to leave: "Wait."

The officer of the Defense Force suddenly turned around and turned back, as if looking for someone, his eyes swept over their patrol soldiers one by one, and when the pair of military boots stopped next to Downey and Tony Stark, they were still in the In the tense state of performing the mission, Downey subconsciously clenched the machine gun in his hand.

Fortunately, he just glanced at the two of them and quickly looked away.

Defense Captain: "Where's Rizlak?"

The entire patrol was silent.

The officer frowned and raised his voice: "Let me ask one last time, where is Rizlak?"

Still no one in the patrol team spoke. The chief of the defense team raised his brows high, obviously about to be irritated by the disobedience of the patrol soldiers, but soon, when he was about to say the next sentence, he crouched in the shadow of the corner The leader stood up.

The patrol leader was wearing a washed-out uniform, his arms were almost covered with medals of honor, and his face was covered with various kinds of hideous wounds.

He stubbed out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can: "What do you want me to do, sir?"

The officer of the defense team frowned and sniffed when the team leader approached: "Where is such a strong smell of alcohol?" He looked at the team leader, and then sneered, "Rizrak, you really should get rid of your stinking problems Now, this is not the headquarters, and you are not the commander-in-chief anymore, remember this is the baron's territory, not a place for you to have fun, you should always abide by the rules of the branch, and don't bring those bad things here."

The team leader named Rezlak obviously didn't even want to deal with the commander, he stretched out his little finger and licked his ears: "If it's okay, I'll take this group of rookies to patrol."

Guard Officer: "You—"

The team leader didn't speak, turned around and walked in the direction of the patrol, and waved his hand, leaving only the back of the officer to leave.

The officer of the Defense Force blushed with anger for a moment, but he still could only stand where he was, watching the patrol leave.

After the patrol team had gone far enough, Downey at the end of the team pressed the communication device next to his ear: "Do you think the name Rizlak sounds familiar?"

Tony Stark seemed to be recalling the name too, and after a while: "Hydra will not expose the names of those senior agents to anyone other than the three leaders." He raised his chin forward as he spoke, "But His Medal of Honor is up."

Hearing this, Downey squinted his eyes and glanced at the leader's arm, and sure enough, he saw his code name on the medal of honor that almost covered his entire arm.

Lumberjack.

Downey frowned: "A lumberjack?"

Tony Stark's voice was low: "One of the top ten Hydra agents, after Viper was arrested, he should be the most meritorious Hydra agent in the entire Hydra, in other words—"

He didn't say the last sentence, but anyone can easily guess what the second half of the sentence is.

—he killed the most S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Downey couldn't help but glanced at the patrol leader who was walking at the front of the patrol team, his posture was loose, and his steps were messy as if he was drunk.

No one would judge a book by its cover at a time like this, obviously, they had a tricky subject before starting the mission.

Downey frowned: "Why is he in this branch? We didn't get any news before this."

Tony Stark: "Nick Fury's news is not a day or two behind."

Downey quickly glanced at the man beside him: "plan B?"

Tony Stark pondered for a while: "Based on the comprehensive technological level of the Hydra branch, it should take them at least 10 minutes to pry off the mask of Mark 20, and the worker bee chip only needs 5 minutes to copy the entire branch system." to [-] minutes."

Downey: "So?"

It was too late to hear Tony Stark's reply, not far away, the team leader walking in the front suddenly said: "The reserve team that was just expanded yesterday?"

After he finished speaking, he turned around, his face full of scars and bullets was facing here, and he didn't know whether it was because of drinking alcohol or because of his poor mental state, his eyes were very cloudy and looked straight at Downey. .

Donnie couldn't figure out how the two of them were noticed standing quietly at the end of the line. He looked at the leader and nodded calmly.

The leader asked again: "Which reserve team?"

Downey lowered his voice, "Silver Fox."

The team leader didn't speak. He picked up the water bottle pinned to his trouser waist, and unscrewed the lid. Downey could smell it from a distance of more than ten meters and the gas mask that had a small hole pierced by shrapnel in the battle just now. The pungent smell of alcohol penetrated into the lungs.

Smoking, drinking and behaving sloppily during patrol.

Except for the scar on his face and the medal of honor on his arm, probably no one would have guessed that this person would be one of the top ten Hydra agents.

The team leader's vision became blurred because of the memory: "I saw the silver fox logo on your team uniform, and I also came from there."

After he finished speaking, he didn't speak again, and looked at Downey and Tony Stark again.

His eyes were still cloudy, and his vision was a little erratic, but Downey was sure that he was looking at them, or at him, and the rest of the patrol did not speak, as if it was commonplace for their leader to suddenly behave abnormally, and the leader just After watching them in silence for a long time, so long that Downey wondered if they were revealing their secrets, the leader suddenly laughed: "Look at you, you are so nervous that you are like two logs in combat uniforms."

He raised his head and took another sip of wine, turned around and continued walking, and the whole patrol followed his footsteps and started moving again.

"Don't be so nervous, did you all think it would be a great thing to be directly promoted from reserve to patrol soldier yesterday?"

The leader's voice was a little hoarse, and he said in the most casual manner in Hydra's territory even the commander dared not say: "Don't blame me for speaking too bluntly, rookie, we are just a group of abandoned people who were abandoned by the headquarters. It’s just a child. Red Skull, Zemo, Strucker, how long has it been since they showed up at the headquarters? Thinking about what they did before, it’s hard to say whether they are on Earth now. You treat them as the boss, and he treats you as the boss. People? No, look at how many Hydra soldiers died during this time."

"You are just victims to fill their desires, piglets who can be abandoned at any time. Will they allow their pigs to have thoughts? No, they will also restrict your personal freedom."

The team leader spoke loudly in front, and every passing Hydra soldier or scientific personnel lowered their heads in horror after seeing him or hearing what he said, and quickly moved away. It seemed that everyone knew his identity very well, but No one dared to trouble him.

At this time, the patrol team passed the main road of the entire branch, and Downey and Tony Stark, who were walking at the end, slowed down at the same time.

Downey looked at the main control room of the Hydra branch with the door open at the end of the main road: "The monitoring of the worker bee system is remotely controlled by multiple people, and we can interfere for no more than ten seconds at most."

Tony Stark glanced at the two core technicians in white uniforms walking towards the corner ahead: "Enough."

The Hydra Rocky Mountains underground Baron Zemo's territory branch, during the ten seconds when the monitoring was lost, no one found two technicians dragged into an empty corner by two soldiers at the corner, and on the other side.

The team leader was still talking.

"The same is true for the headquarters, and the same is true for the branch. They are not allowed to go out. They can only nest there and wait to die. So don't be too happy. They're going to wipe us out like those Hydra branches before, I bet it won't take more than three days."

The soldier behind the leader finally couldn't hold back, and interjected: "But we caught two Iron Man, maybe things will turn around, leader."

The team leader sneered, probably because of the effect of alcohol, his words became a little tongue-tied: "The commander is a fool, and so are you?"

He raised the water bottle in his hand, and the smooth black water bottle clearly reflected the entire patrol team behind him. Looking at the reflection of the water bottle, the two "newcomers" had disappeared at the end of the line. He stuffed the water bottle back into his waist indifferently: "Do you really think that Iron Man can be so easy to grasp?"

Obviously, the patrolman didn't fully understand what the leader meant, and he said with a confused expression: "You mean we caught fake Iron Man? It shouldn't be, they were completely controlled by us after being hit, It stands to reason that they should not have time to drop the contents of the bag."

The team leader couldn't help rolling his eyes: "A foolish commander and a group of rookie soldiers, it's a miracle how this branch has survived until now."

Even if the patrolman was scolded as a rookie, he was not angry, and looked at the team leader with respect for a long time—probably, in the entire Hydra, no one would disrespect the ten agents who were almost regarded as myths by them, even though the one in front of him had already done so because of For unknown reasons, he was relegated to this unpopular branch.

Patrolman: "Do you want to inform the commander of your deduction?"

The team leader paused for a moment, then laughed out loud, and then his expression changed, and he said expressionlessly: "What are you talking about? There's really nothing to say, it's like—"

Just like how the Red Skull can control their life and death.

And they can't do it the other way around?

……

……

"Alarm, alert, it is detected that the branch is locked by the Stark nuclear missile, and the missile is expected to arrive in 5 minutes. The location of the lock is the main control room of the branch!"

This is probably the most frequent siren sounded by Hydra's Colorado branch in the past three years.

The scientific researchers in the entire main control room stood up from their seats in horror almost the moment the alarm sounded. The commander was the first to leave the main control room, and ten seconds later, a Hydra soldier came over. The order for all staff to evacuate the main control room was conveyed, and the scientific researchers evacuated in an orderly manner. Someone noticed two colleagues who were still standing there and seemed to be entering data, and kindly reminded: "There is no data that can be reconstructed. These headquarters are all There are records and files, but if you lose your life, you will lose everything!"

The two colleagues were taken aback when they heard this, then nodded at him, and finally stood up from their seats. The technician didn't say anything when he saw this, and quickly fled the main control room with his work bag.

At this moment, there was only one evacuated Hydra soldier left outside the gate of the main control room. He looked at the two technicians who were still standing there and didn't know what they were dawdling with, and shouted: "Get out, you technicians! Don't Order me to—”

Before the soldier could finish speaking, a tingling pain came from his neck, and then the numbness quickly spread to his limbs. In just three seconds, he rolled his eyelids and fell to the ground.

The door of the main control room was closed again. Amidst the harsh siren, there were only two technicians left in the huge space.

——At the beginning, Downey's plan was to pretend to be a Hydra soldier of a certain team, and then take the opportunity to control the team leader, because in the Hydra hierarchy, only the identity cards of members above the team leader are eligible to open the main control room Electronics, but no one thought he would run into Rizlak just by picking a random team, so they had to switch to Plan B.

Fortunately, the management of this branch and the personal ability of the personnel are much worse than they imagined. The plan has been carried out so far, and everything is going well.

"The problem can't be on the chip." Downey inserted his worker bee chip into the operating instrument, "You know exactly how precise the worker bee chip I made is."

Tony Stark: "My brain never makes a bad thing."

After speaking, he entered a string of codes in the input data of the chip, and then pressed Enter.

Like a huge implanted virus, at the moment of recording, all the screens in the main control room lit up with snowflakes, and then less than half a second later, the snowflakes turned into the words Loading, and a progress bar popped up below .

Downey watched the progress bar move forward slowly: "The overall data of this branch is smaller than I imagined. It seems that it only takes less than 4 minutes to complete the replica." He said a little boringly clicking on the keyboard A few times, "garbage time."

Tony Stark sat in front of the monitor with his back to Downey, frowned and said, "Maybe we can think about what the leader said just now."

Obviously Downey also noticed this problem, he stopped clicking his fingers randomly on the keyboard: "You mean the phrase 'It's hard to say whether they are on Earth now'?"

Tony Stark: "Before I was thinking, we have cleared so many branches in this month, but Hydra has not taken any active offensive measures, and has always been passively resisting. This is not in line with the Red Skull's past. Temperament and fighting style, and they have also cooperated with the Eternal Rebels before—"

Downey: "So you suspect that they are not on Earth now?"

Tony Stark frowned: "We have too few clues."

Downey glanced at the progress bar that had already gone by a fifth: "It doesn't matter, there will be more soon."

Tony Stark looked at the screen without speaking.

There were only harsh sirens around, and there was silence for about a minute, as if he suddenly remembered this question, and finally spoke after deliberation.

Maybe it's because they share two brains, or maybe it's just a tacit understanding formed in several encounters.

The two turned around at the same time.

"There's something important I have to tell you—"

"Actually, I'm curious about when you were in the safe cabin this morning—"

The words of both of them stopped abruptly in the middle of speaking.

Real life can’t really be as dramatic as the kind of romance movies filmed for young girls or housewives. For example, the two protagonists will always turn around each other, or wrestle, or do something else due to various chances and coincidences. Suddenly kissed together.

Of course they can't.

But Downey has to admit that the consequence of this tacit understanding is——

He is very close to Tony Stark now.

They faced each other, the air was squeezed to the extreme, the distance between the two was so close that he could feel the other's breath on his face, and because of his height, his head was probably half shorter than the other's, for some psychological reason, Downey didn't want to look up to meet Tony Stark's eyes, so.

The atmosphere suddenly froze there as if the pause button was pressed.

Now is the critical moment, even if this is only for chip duplication, there are about 2 minutes of garbage time left, but they can use these 2 minutes to discuss other more meaningful things, instead of face to face here in a daze.

At least Downey thought so.

But the truth is.

No one spoke first, and no one leaned back to stay away from each other. This was different from the last time they competed at the elevator entrance of the People's Building. Everything seemed to carry the meaning of "whoever retreats first has a ghost in his heart", Until someone's breathing became heavy in the silence, and then——

Downey felt Tony Stark move a little closer.

He chose to approach.

At times like this.

All the secret rivalry and all the ghosts in his heart were forgotten, and before the familiar yet unfamiliar touch on his lips came again, Downey took a step back abruptly.

He even stood up from the chair at once.

— By the way, he's 29, and he doesn't want to be so surprised like a young man in love or something.

But the opponent is Tony Stark.

He used to spend a lot of time researching and even flipping through almost all the comics from ancient times to the present, and the movie characters that he had achieved with him, and now he sees himself, arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, and bad tempered. Although it is getting better and better, but Still with a little indescribable sense of distance——

Tony Stark.

The sudden influx of fresh air did not relieve the sudden dizziness. Donnie glanced at Tony Stark who was still sitting on the chair. The man also looked at him. Those blue eyes did not know why. It seems that even the color has become a little dull.

For a moment, Downey felt as if he had lost the ability to organize words: "I know very well, how should I put this kind of thing—" His mind uncontrollably remembered what happened at the Windmill Villa that day, and then his brain automatically reorganized His word order, "Everyone is an adult, I know very well, you don't have to mind, and I don't care, I mean—"

Downey spread his hands, and said in a relaxed tone, "When people are drunk, everything is the fault of alcohol."

Tony Stark looked at Downey: "You said adults shouldn't blame alcohol for anything they do."

Downey: "But, it's different, I mean—"

Before he finished speaking, he heard the person in front of him interrupt him with a low voice: "Then—"

Tony Stark stood up from the chair as he said that, Downey subconsciously took a step back, and then his back hit the console behind him.

He had no way out.

Two muscular arms wrapped in a white uniform held him in the middle, Tony Stark turned his head to the side and bent slightly, Downey could feel the breath behind his ears.

"How do I explain it now, even when I'm not drinking—"

His words stopped here, but what was the second half of the sentence that was cut off in his mouth.

They know it all.

How do I explain it now, even when I'm not drinking—

I want to kiss you too.