When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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A kiss that smells like lemon champagne.

With one point of caution, three points of temptation, and another six points of strong and hot other emotions.

The moment he touched another tongue with a higher temperature than his mouth, it was as if the overflowing emotions finally found an outlet, the brain stopped thinking and fell into a chaotic blank.

After realizing what happened, Downey was so surprised that he even forgot to say no.

So he lost the opportunity to push the opponent away at the very beginning.

The well-trained body that has been injected with the Extremis virus is as hard as a rock, and it is almost impossible to move with just one arm that goes around his lower back and completely encircles him. The hands on his hands seemed to be trying to lift him off the ground.

Downey had forgotten when the last time he had kissed someone outside of the set.

The hot breath sprayed on his face, and the alcohol he had just suppressed rushed to the top of his head. He wanted to break free from the hand that was tightly held by someone, but all his strength seemed to be sucked away from his lips. The familiar breath and His indescribable degree of fit was like a giant wave crashing down like a whisper in Aphrodite's ear, confusing people's minds and tempting them to sink.

The brain stopped thinking.

He even forgot whether he responded during the whole process.

When the hand holding him was finally released, the man raised his head, and fresh air flooded into his lungs again.

Downey: "..."

The fireworks stopped, and the entire Hampton area was so quiet that only the chirping of insects and the violent heartbeats of two people in the room could be heard.

Downey: "..."

Even the cool wind blowing in from the window could not disperse the ambiguous atmosphere in the room. In the darkness, Downey caught the person above his head who seemed to want to say something. At this moment, his reason finally came back, and he went to Tony Stark before he could speak. He took a step aside, and retreated to a distance he thought was safe enough.

"It just occurred to me that I have something to do, I might have to go back to the league first, it's urgent, I mean—"

Downey wiped the corner of his mouth subconsciously while talking, and the skin on his wrist felt moist and hot.

Downey felt as if a Magery missile had exploded in his head.

He retreated to the stairs facing Tony Stark, went down the stairs at the fastest speed in his life, and hurriedly left a sentence of "get back in touch".

The thrusters of the Mark 20 emitted flames and disappeared in the airspace of the Hampton area in an instant.

Tony Stark stood where he was, looking in the direction where Mark 20 disappeared.

Half a minute later, he stretched out his thumb and wiped the corner of his mouth.

During the carnival dinner on the Royal Caribbean cruise ship, Tony Stark did not show up for the dinner and disappeared with his rumored object, Robert Downey Jr.

Like a cat smelling fishy, ​​the New York media became restless the next day as if they had made an appointment.

When Downey woke up from the bed in a trance, clicked on the real-time news hotspot as usual with his toothbrush in his mouth.

"New York's richest man is in love"

"Okay, Our Avengers Leader Is a Gay"

"Ten Details That Prove Tony Stark Has Lived With His New Lover"

"What did New York's richest man and his lover do during the three hours of the disappearance on the cruise ship dinner"

Robert Downey Jr.: "..."

He spit out the toothpaste in his mouth, and after rinsing his mouth, he touched the towel next to him to wipe off the foam on his face. After looking at the mirror for half a minute, he said calmly, "Jarvis."

Ms Rennie could never have imagined the day when she would get a call from her boss at 06:30 in the morning.

"Okay, boss, please understand that your assistant is an old woman who is about to retire."

Ms. Rennie pushed her reading glasses, took a sip of coffee gracefully: "Usually at this point she's still lying in bed and going back to sleep."

Downey: "But you sound energetic, ma'am."

Ms. Rennie: "Any assistant who wakes up to find out that her boss is gay is going to wake up, Mr. Stark."

Downey: "..."

Ms. Rennie: "I'm guessing you want me to contact the media company to stop all the rumors and hype about your new relationship?"

Downey: "Yes."

Ms. Rennie slowly took a bite of the biscuits she just got up early in the morning: "But you never cared about these things before. I still remember that you had an affair with a New Zealand female pianist for three months, which caused a sensation. Everyone in our company thinks you're even having kids, and you just let it go and wait for the next scandal to replace the female pianist."

Downey: "This one is of a different nature."

Ms. Rennie: "Because it's a man?"

Downey: "Almost."

Ms. Rennie: "So you're guilty?"

Downey: "..."

After being silent for nearly ten seconds, he took a deep breath: "...Lenny Jeff."

Ms. Rennie could only put down the biscuit in her hand and patted the biscuit crumbs: "Okay, boss, I will contact the public relations department now, and I promise that in half an hour, you will be innocent and wait for the next scandal object to be single forever." richest man in New York."

Downey: "..."

In fact, he had always felt, to the extent that Ms. Rennie's words were eccentric.

She was able to stay and work in Stark Enterprises without being dismissed on the spot, and even pulled Tony Stark out of the underground garage that had no time at the time. Maybe it was really rare for Tony Stark, respect the old man The quality of loving children is reflected.

Originally, due to lack of sleep last night for some reason, and waking up early in the morning to face these headaches from the media, Donnie couldn't help but press the space between his eyebrows, put the towel back on the towel rack, changed his clothes and pushed back. door out of the room, then.

Caught off guard.

I bumped into Tony Stark who lived next door and opened the door after washing up.

The man was wearing a solid gray T-shirt and sweatpants. The two days of sufficient sleep and the freshly shaved beard made his face look rare and fresh.Wearing a white peaked cap and a sports towel around his neck, he looked like he was getting ready for a morning run, or a morning workout at the gym, just like he always did.

The blue eyes under the brim of the hat looked over, and the moment their eyes met, some touches that had just been forgotten were awakened from the depths of memory.

Downey's entire back was stiff.

Many things do not need to be explained. Thinking wildly before discovering new clues will only lead to over-interpretation. As a seasoned adult, Downey knows very well that the more natural things get along, the faster things can be turned over.

So he tried his best to maintain a calm look, and said with a smile, "Morning."

Tony Stark looked at those calm warm brown eyes, paused for almost half a minute, and then slowly replied: "Morning."

He looked at Downey: "Going for a morning run—"

Downey couldn't help interrupting before the man finished speaking: "I have to deal with some other things."

Tony Stark frowned.

He is not an inquisitive character, but he knows Downey's itinerary very well, just as if Downey just asks about Friday, the smart butler will tell Downey all his plans for the next month or even a year.

The man couldn't help asking: "What's the matter?"

morning run.

If you're going in the direction of Fifth Avenue, then I can run the opposite direction Broadway block.

Even though he'd been hypnotizing himself all night, he couldn't be sophisticated enough to really treat a wet kiss as just a mosquito bite.

Downey's brain was racing: "Hnn, there is something about—"

Tony Stark looked at the other party trying to find some substantive reasons to prevaricate, looked away from the window and said, "You said before that you made a new energy potion for No. [-]?"

Downey clapped his hands: "Yes, that's right." To be honest, there have been so many things recently, if Tony Stark hadn't taken the initiative to remind him, he would have forgotten about it, "I think I have to send it before the morning meeting .”

He took two steps back facing Tony Stark, and reminded the man before stepping into the elevator: "Remember to go to the morning meeting at nine o'clock."

After finishing speaking and pressing the elevator door, Tony Stark only had time to see the back of a head that disappeared in the elevator.

He stayed in place silently until the voice of the smart butler came from his ear.

"Did you quarrel yesterday, Sir?"

Tony Stark: "No."

Friday: "But you guys look a little embarrassed."

If it weren't for Downey's invitation yesterday, the man who is not interested in morning jogging in downtown areas like Wall Street took off his hat and turned to the league's fitness area: "I remember that when I created you, I didn't care about you. What kind of human interaction content is added to the database."

Friday: "I thought you knew that the biggest difference between an intelligent system and those artificial systems outside is that it knows how to absorb and digest all the knowledge from the outside world and apply it to actual situation analysis."

Tony Stark walked into the fitness area, and under the surprised gaze of Barton who was doing Smith squats tens of meters away, he added two [-]-kilogram patches to the sports equipment with a blank expression: "This is you The reason why I put ten neurosis analysis books and a complete set of children's mental health training rules into my database?"

Friday: "..."

From the living area to the password warehouse where the two will fragments were stored, Downey's mind never stopped.

He tried to explain the sudden kiss from the three aspects of reason, motivation and reason, starting from last night, but after thinking for a long time, he finally attributed the crux to alcohol.

The atmosphere at that time was right, the fireworks of the carnival and the soothing love songs in the confined space. In retrospect, the atmosphere was indeed a bit ambiguous, and the two drank a lot of wine at the banquet.

Come on.

It's not a big deal. It's not that he didn't kiss other actors at the press conference. For example, he has kissed several Avengers actors including Nick Fury, although the kiss was on the face.

We are all grown-ups, and the momentary uncontrollable emotion can't explain anything. Maybe if the person standing in front of Tony Stark was a female star or an international supermodel, it's not impossible that they couldn't describe it on the spot.

Tony Stark in the comics is an out-and-out playboy, even in a certain highly rated Iron Man comic where Tony Stark has become a villain who is both good and evil, he is unrestrained like a man and a woman Take it all.

Although the Tony Stark he came into contact with in this world seems to be more or less different from the comics because of his experience.

In short.

In modern society, just a kiss is not a big deal. At most, Downey would feel that his passive posture might be a bit of a disadvantage. As for the others, it is probably difficult for even Tony Stark himself to take this matter to heart.

It was just a short, alcohol-controlled kiss.

Downey admits that the idea might be a little escapist, but at least it works.

Downey stopped in front of the password door, took a deep breath, patted his face with his free hand, and then entered a long string of passwords that were deciphered on the spot.

A few seconds later, the lock gate emitted gas, the heavy door was pushed open to both sides, and the huge safety compartment lit up with blue lights.

In the two airtight cabins, No. [-] and No. [-] were quietly immersed in the energy potion.

"Good morning, number one." Downey stopped in front of one of the airtight cabins.

God knows how he could tell who was number one from the two fragments of will that had the same shape and color when they were silent.He put the arm-thick energy injector on the table, and supported the console with both hands: "And you, number two."

One of the will fragments flashed: "Morning, Donnie."

Downey entered a string of passwords in the airtight cabin of No. [-], and after the airtight cabin popped up a connection port, the pumping device connected to the energy agent sucked out the liquid in the airtight cabin little by little: "Last time I heard you Said your current energy pills taste like gasoline."

Number One's voice was as gentle as ever: "I remember that I didn't seem to have told you about this."

Downey: "You told No. [-] that my smart butler heard it." He said naturally, "I always pay attention to personal privacy, but this matter concerns the safety of the entire universe, so I'm sorry."

He heard the fragment with a sharper voice next to him scold in a low voice: "Despicable."

Downey raised his eyebrows: "I have prepared two new energy potions."

Number two: "I don't need your charity!"

Donnie didn't say anything, picked up one of the tubes of pink energy in the box and injected it into the emptied airtight cabin.

Apparently, Number One liked the new energy potion very much. After the whole body of the shard was wrapped in a light pink liquid, even the light became stronger and stretched out comfortably.

Downey put the empty syringe into the box: "You can call my smart housekeeper directly if you need anything."

After speaking, he turned around with the box on his back and was about to leave, but when he just took two steps, he was stopped by No. [-] inexplicably: "You made me a new energy potion."

Downey stopped in his tracks, turned his head to look at No. [-]: "What's wrong?"

Number One: "Is there something you don't want to know from me?"

Downey: "I don't think you'll tell me the things I'm curious about."

Number One: "If you mean the news that the Eternal Rebels really plan to create a third cosmic collision in three months and then completely wipe out this universe."

Downey raised his eyebrows: "The will of the universe monitors everything?"

"Yes." Number One didn't deny it, "I'm sorry, I can't tell you."

Downey showed a "sure enough" expression: "I know, it's nothing, I know it's just a matter of position."

The light of No. [-] in the airtight cabin became weaker: "Is it also a matter of position that you make energy potions for me?"

The genius who inherited Tony Stark thought about it for a while, but he couldn't understand the logic of this sentence. Downey could only say, "It's just an energy potion."

Number One stopped talking.

Downey smiled, turned around and planned to leave, but before he completely walked out of the safety cabin, he was stopped by No. [-] again.

Number One: "Will it be winter in half a month?"

Donnie was stunned for a question without beginning or end: "It's still midsummer."

Number One: "Sorry, I stayed in the airtight cabin for too long, it seems that I miscalculated the time." After she finished speaking, she immediately continued, "Do you still remember the war TV series that aired on HBO nine years ago? ?”

Downey: "HBO has a war drama every year, it's so hard to be sure, which one are you referring to?"

No. [-] was silent for a while, as if hesitating whether what she should say is right. After a while, she said slowly: "I like that drama very much. When I was locked up in the Hydra branch , My only entertainment to pass the time is to follow their worker bee system to open a micron-sized space wormhole, and then secretly download the resources of that TV series into my airtight cabin."

Downey snorted, "Then the way you pass the time is quite—" He found a more appropriate adjective, "Down to earth?"

Number one: "I still remember that there is a family with the same surname as your friend."

A not-so-ambiguous clue sounded inexplicably familiar, but because it was so long ago, Donnie wasn't quite sure: "You mean—"

Number one: "Do you remember their ethnic language?"

Donnie fell silent.

No matter how dull people are, they know that what No. [-] is saying now is not just a small talk, but her information is too general. Donnie is not an encyclopedia, so it is impossible to realize what the other party is referring to right away.

He could only say thank you in a low voice, and then quickly left the safe cabin.

After that, he rummaged through Jarvis's background database, but he couldn't find out what the war drama No. 30 was talking about until No. [-] minutes after the morning meeting.

"You look preoccupied, Tony." Captain America looked at Downey, who was sitting on the sofa and could see "preoccupied" written all over his face without even looking, "What's wrong?"

Downey held his chin, and asked simply after being named: "What are the war movies that HBO broadcast nine years ago?"

Just like this topic was thrown out suddenly on the [-]st, an endless question that has nothing to do with the morning meeting, the Avengers in the hall were stunned for a moment, but out of the trust of working together during this time, even though they didn’t know The reason was that Clint Barton, the only one present who was keen on following dramas, said first: "Which one do you mean? HBO broadcasts more than ten war movies almost every year."

Downey squeezed the space between his brows: "I thought so too. There is a family with the same surname as someone I know."

Discussing this kind of issue in a serious morning meeting always feels like child's play, but probably it seems too childish, but no one thinks Downey is joking: "This is stumping me, I don’t think you should ask us about the entertainment industry? Isn’t the largest entertainment company in New York State under the name of Stark Enterprises?”

Button said, and then said: "But I know someone with the same name, Peter Dinklage, God knows why I remember the name of this little actor." He recalled, "I remember that I often come to you Is that high school fan named Peter Parker?"

It's like suddenly being hit by mistake and hitting a critical point.

Donnie paused with his hand between his eyebrows, and then stood up abruptly from the sofa.

People who can get involved in the entertainment industry always have their own unique talents in remembering names, because networking has always been the top priority in this circle, just like the host of Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show can recognize a just-in-law in the crowd at a glance. It's like a starlet whose debut has not been more than a month, and even fans may not recognize him.

The name of this little actor was so familiar to him that he could even directly report the title of the play.

Downey pulled out the search engine from his watch strap, and as expected, he did not find this drama in the database. After thinking about the "open space wormhole to download that drama" that No. [-] specifically mentioned, all the problems seemed to be the same. Instant solution.

This reminder is too obscure. If it wasn’t for the shallow friendship with Emilia in the original world and because he just watched the first episode of the show due to work problems, he wouldn’t even be able to think of what number one refers to. .

The clan language of the Stark family in the north.

——WinterIsComing

Winter is coming.

——"Will it be winter in half a month?"

It's like a key is unlocked, all the clues are connected in series, and after associating what these clues point to, it's like pouring a pot of cold water on your head.

For a moment Downey even felt that his tinnitus started to ring physiologically.

He licked his dry lips, and just as he was about to speak, the words No. [-] said popped into his mind again.

The Universal Will oversees all things.

The Avengers looked at Downey standing there silently without saying a word, and their expressions became serious: "What happened, Tony?"

Downey took a deep breath: "Has S.H.I.E.L.D. determined where the next Hydra branch will attack?"

This is not the topic of this morning's meeting, but Steve still stretched out his finger to a corner of the electronic desktop map: "New Mexico."

Downey sat back on the sofa again: "Have you ever thought about a question, why did you almost unplug two-thirds of the Hydra branches in the world this month, but the Red Skull didn't move at all?"

Natasha frowned: "That's what we were discussing just now, Tony."

The feeling of finding out the secret but not being able to say it made Donnie feel irritable. He rubbed his face: "Sorry, I was distracted just now."

Natasha reminded it kindly: "It also includes why we can't find other fragments until now, and the timing of the appearance of the Hu's overweight chip is a bit weird."

Dr. Banner: "I always feel like we're stepping into somebody's trap."

No matter how you think about all theoretical problems, you can't find a new channel like walking into a dead end.

Downey took a deep breath: "I will speed up the progress and drive out that chip at noon today." He said, looking at Tony Stark who had been standing by the window, "Let's set off in the afternoon."

Tony Stark looked up at Downey, didn't speak, raised his foot after a few seconds, and walked silently to the underground workshop.

Just when they were busy making nanochips for worker bee systems.

In the safety compartment.

In the darkness, the light of the No. [-] sealed cabin flickered slightly: "Aren't you afraid that your reminder just now will be discovered by the mother body?"

Number one: "The mother's body monitors so many things every day, what I said is already vague enough, she won't know." She said, "looked" at number two, "The premise is that you don't make small reports."

Number two: "Why should I cover you up?"

The voice of No. [-] was as gentle as ever: "Because when the mother body wanted to destroy me, you were the only one who pleaded for me among the other fifteen fragments."

Referring to the past 30 years ago, No. [-] gritted his teeth and said: "Then I should really want to go back in time and strangle myself who pleaded for you back then. You will ruin all the mother's plans."

Number One didn't speak.

The flickering frequency of the light in the pale pink liquid was very steady, and after an unknown amount of time, her voice came again from the darkness: "So do you think the Mother Mother is doing the right thing?"

This time the silent one became number two.

Number one smiled: "Look, you also know very well that she has been doing a wrong thing."

Number two: "But we have no way out."

Why were the Avengers able to clear most of Hydra's branches within a month without suffering a counterattack from the Red Skull?Why can't they find the third piece of will so far?Why didn't that Hu's overweight chip appear sooner or later, but why did it appear at this time?

Number two: "Maybe we should think about what atonement we should take when we see the mother's body again."

Number one: "We should talk about the future."

She said, comfortably stretching her aperture soaked in the new energy potion.

I don't know if it is the illusion of No. [-].

She always felt that what she was facing was not a ball of light, but a bikini beauty who looked like a beautiful woman in a bikini who was going to a California beach before the end of the world while drinking frozen coconut water and watching the scenery under a huge floral umbrella .

Number Two couldn't take it anymore: "The problem is already serious! Can you be more serious!"

Number one obviously can't: "This energy potion is strawberry flavored."

Number two: "It's none of my business, I don't like strawberries!"

Number one: "This feeling is like a green first love."

Number Two: "What bullshit are you talking about? Have you ever been in a relationship???"

Number One sighed. If Number Two had scalp, he would definitely feel numb now: "You're still a child, you don't understand."

Number Two: "Aren't we the same age???"

No. [-] smiled, and a liquid connection line protruded from the sealed cabin, and tapped lightly on the energy pump extractor of No. [-] sealed cabin: "Are you tired of the gasoline-flavored energy pot?"

"Come and try a tube?"

The bikini beauty on the beach in California suddenly turned into a sexy stunner standing in the red light district with heavy makeup and seductive crime.

Number two: "...minors are not allowed to drink energy supplements other than gasoline flavors."

Number one: "Thank you, 30-year-old minor."

For the perpetual calendar of the universe, the cosmic will fragment No. [-], who should not be an adult until [-] years old: "Aren't we the same age?????"