When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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The surrounding atmosphere instantly became serious and heavy because of this topic.

The hall was quiet for half a minute.

Downey: "I remember I once asked Master Ancient One, the reason why the universes collide is because there is a huge loophole in the universe we are in now, this loophole affects the constant speed between universes, so it will be like one after another A rear-end accident collides with the subsequent universe, which should have been included in the category of natural phenomena."

He frowned: "This contradicts what is said in the chip."

Steve, who is keen on information capture machines due to professional problems, looked at Downey: "What loophole?"

Donnie paused: "What?"

Steve Rogers: "You just said we have a huge hole in the universe we're in right now."

Downey: "..."

He felt that his brain was really dull this month, and Downey subconsciously glanced at Tony Stark next to him: "...Did I say that?"

Tony Stark: "Yeah."

The captain sitting opposite wanted to say something, Tony Stark interrupted blankly: "This is not the point of the topic now."

Before Captain Blonde organized his words, he said the longest sentence since this month's morning meeting: "These sorted out news are too general, and they are all theoretical news. It will take some time to confirm the truth and falsehood, and as long as there is a direction It is not impossible to find out their ultimate purpose, the only problem is that this cannot be the target condition of our actions."

"What's Nick Fury's plan?"

The topic was directly brought up, and the captain said with a serious expression: "Go find someone to confirm the authenticity of the information. He said that there is a large intelligence network of Mr. Negative in New York State, and they have been cooperating offline with the Red Skull."

Tony Stark didn't speak, but Downey felt that he seemed to be able to see what he wanted to say directly from the man's eyes.

——From the very beginning, he shouldn't have expected any brilliant opinions and ideas from a marinated egg.

Downey: "Mr. Negative is the same as Red Skull. Instead of going to him to confirm, it is better for us to spend some time hacking into Hydra's system, although it is not easy to do that in a short period of time."

He tapped twice with his fingers on the armrest of the sofa: "I remember that the latest system launched by Hydra is a worker bee type. I need a little time to manufacture a chip that can automatically read and write records. If it can be completed If we reproduce all the systems of a branch, we should be able to pretend to be one of the worker bees and break into their system."

Barton spread his hands: "Why didn't such a good chip be used before?"

Downey: "Because I also figured it out after lying in the health cabin for a month, and it was only a theoretical guess. Yesterday I asked Tuo-hunn."

Downey blinked, and changed his words naturally: "I will confirm that this method is feasible after I have a demonstration with Robert, but the actual effect of the actual operation will not be known until I practice it."

Captain America: "How long does it take to create a chip?"

Downey: "It will take three days at the earliest."

The Avengers present fell silent.

Downey glanced over the tired faces that could be seen with the naked eye: "This is a necessary waiting time. I know that everyone is anxious at this stage of the situation. But taking action and Improving efficiency is two different things, you know what I mean, captain."

No one will disagree with this statement.

They cleared nearly [-] branches of Hydra within a month like headless flies, but they got very little information.

"We really need a clear target."

Downey spread his hands: "Then the rest of the questions should be technical."

Hearing the hint in this sentence, the captain pressed his swollen temple: "I'm going to arrange today's weight training. If you have any news, remember to notify me as soon as possible."

Button patted the bread crumbs on his hands and stood up from the sofa. : "So today's task is free training? Leave me alone, I have shot at least ten bows this month."

Dr. Banner: "My last biochemical research was only halfway through, I think I have to hurry up and figure out why the Hulk has been refusing to come out."

Only Natasha did not simply report the itinerary, but the electric shock bracelet she put on her wrist again clearly showed what she planned to do.

Donnie held back, but couldn't help it: "Comeon!"

This suddenly raised tone attracted the attention of everyone present. Downey stood up from his seat, stopped outside the floor-to-ceiling glass window and spread his hands: "Is my words so difficult to understand, since there are no other tasks today?" , so does anyone remember?"

"Today is Carnival."

The Avengers present were stunned for a moment, and Barton was the first to react. He probably hadn't been to any party for a long time. After realizing what Downey might say, Hawkeye's expression became vivid: "So what do you mean?"

Downey: "I chartered a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, and there will be a grand carnival dinner in New York Harbor at night, starting at six o'clock."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the captain, and after noticing the hesitation in the other party's eyes: "You won't lose any muscle just by exercising for four hours, captain, I have already taken care of everything on myself, please be considerate." Me, if I was conscious, I wouldn't want to lie in the health cabin for a month when you were working hard, and then feel guilty about the four of you and the eight dark circles under your eyes afterwards."

"Be sober. Even Jarvis and Friday are allowed to sleep one day a week. Superheroes are people, not working machines."

As if to match what Downey said, the two Mark 20s that had finished cleaning and maintenance were sent from the balcony to the downstairs display warehouse. During the process, the floor-to-ceiling windows were opened, and cheers and drums outside the building It rushed in like a wave.

The festive atmosphere is so strong that it is like a smell that can be smelled by a human entity.

Nothing can stop a European or American from having a carnival, and the increasing frequency of various disasters even gives the festival a bit of apocalyptic carnival flavor.

Steve looked at the Donny in front of him, as he said, who woke up because everyone was working hard and only he was lying idle for a month. After a long while, he said, "If you mean Give the Avengers a break."

The captain smiled and said, "There are two leaders in the alliance, so it doesn't count if I say it alone."

Downey froze for a moment, after realizing what the captain's words meant.

Downey: "Does that mean Tony Stark is finally reinstated?" He paused, "There's no need for another vote or something?"

The captain glanced at the other three Avengers.

Natasha was the first to raise her hand. The beautiful lady is always so charming when she smiles sincerely: "The bracelet I made for me last time is very durable, Stark, and the burritos are delicious, thank you."

Then Dr. Banner: "I guess I have no other comment."

"As long as he doesn't lose his temper suddenly like before, call people idiots and mentally retarded, or blow up a building, or suddenly lose his nerve and leave the collective individual combat, and finally cause a lot of trouble for the team." The last Patton who raised it again said, "I have no objection either."

Downey glanced at Tony Stark next to him: "I think he will remember this."

Tony Stark: "..."

The sudden vacation was like scissors hanging from a tight rubber band and finally falling. During the rare respite, the Avengers who had just made their exercise plan sat back on the sofa and collapsed.

Downey, the only one with a heavy responsibility, left the hall after rejecting Dr. Banner's request for help. Instead of rushing to the studio immediately, he went around to the kitchen next to the hall.

Then, when he opened the refrigerator door, he was taken aback when he saw a pile of instant sandwiches in the refrigerator.

He turned to look at Tony Stark who was parked behind him: "... Stark Enterprise's sandwiches are unsalable?"

Tony Stark: "Because someone said last time that Stark Enterprises can't even afford frozen food."

After speaking, he seemed to recall Downey's expression when he said this sentence, the man couldn't help but smile—then he retracted it restrainedly before the corners of his mouth curled into an arc.

Downey: "...I was just joking."

He reached out and pushed aside the layers of sandwiches outside, took out the brewed coffee and frozen milk inside, then straightened the upside-down cup on the shelf, poured a cup of coffee with nothing added and pushed it away Past: "Iced Americano?"

Tony Stark took the cup: "Thank you."

Downey raised his eyebrows: "You're welcome."

Tony Stark watched Downey pour double milk and double syrup into another glass: "Are you going to the Royal Caribbean dinner tonight?"

Downey paused as he stirred the maple syrup with a spoon: "Oh, you reminded me. Jarvis, now help me charter a Royal Caribbean cruise."

After he finished speaking, he explained: "You know that I don't have the ability to predict. If I booked a cruise ship on the spot in that situation just now, they might really refuse it directly, but it should be too late to book now."

Tony Stark: "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the wrap-up banquet with me?"

Downey: "So I booked it in New York Harbor. I don't think your crew will refuse the invitation from Tony Stark to the merger banquet?"

Tony Stark recalled the poor director who had to rub the venue with other crews, and was able to queue up several lines while they were eating: "I don't think so."

Downey nodded, and then, as if he suddenly thought of something, he added: "Take my private account, Jarvis, I remember that the National Security Bureau had already credited my card with the money I made so systematically."

Tony Stark frowned.

Probably even he himself doesn't know exactly where he is dissatisfied with this sentence.

Tony Stark: "I'm not that stingy, you don't need to make the distinction so clearly, Stark Enterprises can't even afford a cruise ship."

Downey froze for a moment, after trying to understand what Tony Stark was referring to: "But I remember you said—"

He lowered his head and took a sip of iced coffee, recalled it, and when he looked up again, he imitated Tony Stark's tone at the time, "Won't you feel guilty when you enjoy all this with peace of mind?"

Tony Stark: "..."

Some pictures may be forgotten over time, but when someone mentions them again, the subconscious memory area will instantly remind him of the details at that time.

The man opened his mouth, and finally explained a little bluntly: "I didn't know you at that time." He seemed to want to explain something, but this is really not his strong point, so he could only add a blunt sentence in the end, "I terribly sorry."

"Thank you, and I'm sorry." Downey said in a somewhat inconceivable tone, "If you didn't know about the collision of the universe, I would have wondered if you had been overwhelmed by the will of the universe."

Tony Stark: "Didn't you say it's part of growing up?"

Downey: "You also said you didn't want to repeat that you're thirty this year."

Tony Stark: "..."

Tony Stark, who was so blocked that he couldn't say a word, was once so irritable that he would vent his dissatisfaction immediately. In his impression, no one dared to block him like this. Tony Stark looked at the little boy standing in front of him. Robert Downey.

They went for a morning jog in the morning, from Wall Street to Fifth Avenue, Downey is still wearing the white T-shirt he used for the morning jog, and his face is still pale after lying down for a month, and it has almost faded after a little exercise, but still Some blush remained on his face, eyes that were much lighter than the cup of coffee in his hand looked at him, reflecting his speechless look, his eyelids were curled up with a smile - Donnie knew this very well Laughing from time to time can easily detonate a powder keg that becomes angry from embarrassment, and he really endured it seriously.

Just couldn't help it.

So he could only say before the laughter blurted out: "Go get the chip."

After speaking, he walked around Tony Stark with coffee and walked out of the kitchen. Tony Stark was stunned for a moment, and followed Downey with the cup of Americano.

There is only one side of the hall separated from the kitchen by one-way glass.

Slumped on the sofa, Barton, who had just inquired about the delivery number of the Arab restaurant on Fifth Avenue and ordered all the products of the roasted peanut butter series, belatedly said, "So Sol still didn't participate in our voting this time?"

Natasha looked down at the entertainment newsletter: "It's useless because he objected."

Barton exaggerated: "Then what is the difference between him losing his voting rights? What about human rights? What about the minimum respect for the Lord of Asgard? Or do you really think of Sol as a sledgehammer with angel wings on his head? Are you a fool?"

After Hawkeye finished speaking, he rubbed his chin: "I think the description is very vivid."

"and also."

He turned his head and looked at Tony Stark who followed Donnie in and out of the kitchen next door.

Clint Barton: "Are they conjoined twins?"

Dr. Banner, who rarely plays chess with his mobile phone: "My only suggestion is."

Dr. Banner looked up at Barton, and pushed his glasses: "You'd better pray that Jarvis doesn't have a real-time recording function, so that these two words of yours can't be heard by them themselves."