When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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Probably except Downey himself, no one knows what happened after he was pulled into that space.

As he imagined, the will of the universe could not resist the backlash of the two laws of the universe at the same time. After he was completely immersed in the black water, the strange space began to twist crazily. He could hear screams coming from the depths of the black water, and the miserable The cry became more and more intense, and finally pierced through the water waves and pierced the eardrums, accompanied by an angry scream of the will of the universe.

Downey felt that for a moment the will of the universe wanted to retaliate and destroy him and Tony Stark at the same time, because the surrounding black water suddenly became thicker and began to tear his body and invade his brain along the skin, he entrails, and then tore out forcefully, as if to tear him to shreds.Severe pain travels along the nerve center to the end until it reaches the critical point that the human body can bear.

Downey completely lost consciousness.

How long has he been unconscious?He didn't know either.

He could only vaguely feel that he was still soaked in some kind of liquid, only this time it was more comfortable, more gentle, until—

— Five days, ten days.

- 20 days.

"Is Tony still awake?"

"No."

On the other side of the virtual light screen, Natasha, who had just finished clearing a branch of Hydra, whose face was full of smoke, blood and exhaustion, couldn't help but frown.

Dr. Banner glanced at the agents behind Black Widow who were cleaning the battlefield and counting the prisoners: "It seems that your mission went well."

Natasha: "There were no major casualties, but the fragment of will that S.H.I.E.L.D. said was not found. The only good news is that we found clues to Strucker and Baron Zemo, as well as an encryption chip. Captain's How is it going?"

Dr. Banner: "Very well, he and Robert came back yesterday, but like you, they didn't find the fragment that Nick Fury mentioned. I guess it's because your settlement plan is too intensive during this time, which caused nine accidents. The vigilance of the top snakes, they slip like eels."

Natasha rolled her eyes: "They are just a bunch of cowards who are greedy for life and afraid of death."

A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent at the other end of the light screen stepped forward and said something to Natasha. Natasha paused, then pushed back her sweaty hair on her forehead, and casually tied it with a hair rope. Get up; "SHIELD can't crack that chip, they need foreign help. Where is Robert?"

Dr. Banner recalled; "If I remember correctly, he should be in-"

"Filming in New York Harbor?"

Just as it is impossible for the Avengers to wait until Downey wakes up before starting the mission, it is impossible for Tony Stark to wait until then to shoot his golden lawyer, unless he really wants to be directly replaced by the top crew and then go back to run His tricks.

But fortunately, the director was considerate enough. After the captain held a low-key press conference for him to join the Avengers, the director consciously kept all the roles of the male lead three, and arrived after Tony Stark completed the task. The crew concentrated on shooting.

And today Tony Stark is filming his last scene in New York Harbor.

The director yelled NG until his throat was on fire.

"Laila, Lyla, Lyla—!"

After the No.12 NG, the director finally couldn't help it.He yelled the lead actress's name three times, and then broke down and shouted: "He is your enemy! He burned your house and imprisoned you for two months, and almost raped you. What you have to do now is Revenge, revenge, revenge! Look at what the hell you're acting in, are you acting in the face of an enemy? Is it? Is it? I don't tell anyone that I thought I was filming an urban romance drama! Or The kind that needs to be graded!"

"I beg you, do you know how expensive it is to rent a cruise ship to film for you guys!"

The director was about to cry at the end, and the production producer and outreach producer had already wiped away tears off-camera.

The female lead, Laila, could only say: "I'm sorry, I will definitely do a good job next time, give me another chance, director."

What else could the director do? He picked up the loudspeaker wearily: "Scene notes."

Scene Notes: "The 13th Scene Three Shots No. [-]——"

This is probably the darkest day in the few acting experiences of the newcomer Lila.

This is the last scene between her and the third man. The third man's past misdeeds were reported and convicted one by one. Afterwards, he was sentenced to over 100 years of indefinite sentence that would never be reduced. He directly resisted the arrest of the policeman who came to the door. , came to the dinner held by the hero for the hostess with injuries all over, hijacked the hostess, took the hostess to the deck for the last affectionate confession, and was shot dead on the spot by the police who rushed to the scene later.

This was not a difficult scene, at least compared to the previous ones, but the fact is——

She NGed twelve times.

Laila, who was wearing an evening gown, slapped her face vigorously, cheering herself up in her heart.

She won't be NG again, this time she will definitely not be able to eat NG, sober up Laila, you are the best, you can do it.

Then Laila raised her head following the action after hitting the board.

After she saw the man standing in front of the deck, the resolution she had just made leaked like a punctured ball until only the skin remained.

In order to be close to reality and save power, the lighting in this scene is not strong, the cruise ship shakes slightly, and the tall man just stands quietly at the front of the deck.

Tony Stark flattened his hair for the previous labor reform scenes. To be honest, in Leila’s aesthetics, she always felt that the short haircut and the round inch haircut, which is extremely picky, would be cut by most people. Turns out to be a real prisoner, but Lyra gets her first glimpse of him after Tony Stark gets shaved.

Laila just wanted to scream.

She can't imagine who is more suitable for this hairstyle than this man. If the previous hairstyle just made the man look like a standard American tough guy, then after changing this hairstyle, it's like a chain chemical reaction like that—

She felt that she could smell the hormone just by standing in front of a man.

That kind of hormone that is full of tension and makes people weak.

At this moment, the man was standing in front of the deck, his clothes were messed up because of running, his tie was ripped off, his buttons were ripped off, his exposed skin was covered with wounds after resisting arrest, and his thin shirt was messed up when he hijacked the hostess just now. The poured red wine glass was wet, revealing the muscle lines inside.

The eyes of two to five to eighty thousand people instantly softened after that action. The blue eyes were obviously blue, but now they were as calm as the sea in the dark night behind him, with bottomless mystery and bewildered eyes. The ripples blown by the wind clearly reflected Laila's appearance, as if the only certain thing among all uncertain things was——

He loves her deeply.

He's paranoid, he's crazy, he's aggressive, he doesn't care about the law, he's damned, but—

He loves her deeply.

So the female lead actress Laila could only think: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—!

Help! ! !

Why does she have feelings for such a male three! !

What about her professionalism?What about her professionalism?she, she—

Is she old M? ?Does she have Stockholm syndrome? ?

Tony Stark watched the leading actress in a white evening gown standing in place, his eyes gradually lost focus, and it was about to be the 13th NG, and he frowned impatiently again.

Obviously, he grasped the crux of the problem, that is, as a female lead who will eventually have a happy ending with the male lead, Laila entered the play until she brought herself into the identity of the female lead and then fell in love with the third male lead.

If it was changed before, Tostak would probably have only one solution to this situation, which is to swear at NG for the third time, or even the first time, and then slap his ass and leave neatly. Man knows how precious time is to him, and it's a waste of his life, but now—

He is not himself.

He was "Robert Downey Jr."

Tony couldn't help but press the center of his eyebrows, and when he looked up again, the impatience on his face had been pressed back.

The director didn't call out, he took two steps forward, stopped in front of the female lead, and faced the lead whose pupils had lost focus, he held her waist with one hand and the back of her head with the other. He had to bend down to get to the side of Laila's face, and he leaned into Laila's ear and said in a two-person voice, "Sorry, ma'am, I'm—"

He didn't know if it would work, after all he'd tried to remind Laila eleven times this way before, like "Can you start your show, ma'am", "The filming has started", "You're acting" , but obviously those words were useless, so this time he planned to change it to something else.

He wanted to say sorry ma'am, I'm not interested in you to the heroine who was too involved in the drama from the perspective of the male third, but he stopped in the middle of the sentence.

From the perspective of Robert Downey Jr., if he is really Downey, Tony Stark feels that he should not be able to say such targeted and hurtful words.

That person was always so considerate, gentle, and thoughtful.

So the man subconsciously changed his words without any thought: "Sorry, ma'am, I'm not interested in women."

The magnetic sound made Laila's ears go numb. She first felt dizzy as if she had lost gravity, and then after understanding the meaning of this sentence——

Apparently, it worked.

After experiencing confusion, confusion, bewilderment, and surprise, the lead actress's eyes lost focus.

Laila immediately acted out that expression of extreme surprise in the ashes of death: "You said... what?"

There is no such sentence in the script, but it is not critical.

As long as the object of the play responds.

Tony Stark straightened up in satisfaction, took out the prop pistol from his waist, lowered his head with a smile and pulled the safety catch, and said softly: "You only need to know one thing, Lila, that is, I love you. Then--"

He put the gun in the heroine's hand, held his hand again, and aimed the gun at his heart: "Shoot here."

Lila subconsciously shook her head, trying to pull her hand back, but before that, the man tightened his hand, and the back of his hand burst out with veins.

The man smiled and said, "Don't you dare?"

He moved closer to Laila, speaking in a low voice, but loud enough to be picked up by the device.

"I dare."

Then he pulled the trigger, covered his heart with the sound of a prop gun, punctured the blood bag inside, and fell back laughing at the moment the blood seeped out of his shirt.

The director, who is much more professional than a rookie actor, reacted immediately and shouted: "Camera! Camera! Adjust the camera! The second camera is raised and I need a close-up from zoom in to zoom out! Quick!"

The staff took action and waited until the shots needed by the director were shot.

"Card--!"

The director did not yell, but urgently recruited the assistant director and screenwriter to watch the clip several times, and then started a heated discussion, as if to confirm the rationality of the improvisation.

Tony Stark stood up from the deck, squeezed the shirt that smelled of alcohol and chemical plasma on his skin with some disgust, and leaned against the railing of the deck quietly waiting for the result.

During this period, he felt someone's gaze projected on him again and again. He thought it might be Laila's, but he didn't have time or plan to explain anything, so he turned around and turned his head back to everyone, posing He showed a gesture of refusing to communicate, until the director walked towards him more than ten minutes later.

"Congratulations on finishing it, Mr. Robert."

All night, only this sentence sounded like heaven to Tony Stark's ears.

The bald director's bloodshot eyes were filled with excitement at the moment, and his scalp was numb when he thought of the impromptu filming just now: "I have nothing to say, you are a genius in acting, I hope we will cooperate in the next film." Chance."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to Tony Stark, and the man shook back politely, and the people around him also wanted to gather around, but it was clear that Tony Stark no longer had the patience to deal with those people.

The next moment, the black and gold armor pierced the night and stopped on the deck. The armor opened from the middle and closed again after the man walked in. The injector lit up and Mark 20 disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

"The latest mission released by S.H.I.E.L.D., Sir, Natasha and the others got a mysterious chip from aliens in the Hydra branch. It seems to be from the Eternal Rebels. There is a huge amount of data information recorded in it. There seems to be a chip outside. One hundred and eight Hu's overweight, Nick Fury gave you and Dr. Banner a week to crack the code, that is to say—"

"In other words, Nick Fury gave me a week off?"

Inside the armor, Tony Stark interrupted the smart butler with a rather disdainful expression: "Find out who paid the Avengers wages, and it's his turn to give me a vacation."

Friday: "He gave you a week to crack it—forget it, it's not critical. Memo No. 30 two, remember to buy canned cat food on the way back, Sir."

Yes, on moving day Tony Stark hesitated and finally brought in the shorthair who had run back into the crappy litter box he had made.

God knows what he was thinking at that time, he never liked raising these small animals since he was a child.

Mark 20 parked in the small supermarket opposite the Avengers Building, and when Tony Stark came out with a bag of canned cat food, he received two text messages.

The man took out his mobile phone and glanced at it casually. One was from Laila, about apologizing for NGing him 12 times, and the other was from the assistant director.

[Tomorrow is the crew wrap-up banquet, and the location is still New York Harbor. The sponsor just said that they will charter a cruise ship for us. You can bring your girlfriend over here. Mr. Robert, I sincerely hope you can come. ]

Tony Stark glanced at it and put the phone back in his pocket.

Not to mention whether he has a female companion, given the current situation, he doesn't have the leisure to attend any group gatherings.

From the collision of the universe to the present, there are too many things to do. SHIELD has accelerated the speed of the settlement of Hydra, and many plans have to be advanced accordingly. On the original basis, they have to start to prevent The third collision that will happen next time does not know when, besides——

Donnie hasn't woken up yet.

Tony Stark was a little annoyed.

"The place you should go now is the kitchen, Sir."

"It's a waste of time to go to the kitchen at this point, I don't need you to tell me where to go."

"But you're about to miss your prime eating time."

"I'm not hungry."

"but--"

"Mute."

Friday: "..."

The Avengers Building, Barton Saul and Natasha are still performing tasks outside, Captain America and Dr. Banner are processing the fragmented information they just received from the Hydra branch in SHIELD, so except for the lights on the first floor , and the floors above are all pitch black.

Darkness is nothing to Tony Stark, and it can even bring him a sense of security to a greater extent.He didn't hear the short-haired cat meowing as soon as he stepped on the third floor as usual, but that didn't matter.

He first went back to his room to take a shower, changed the dirty suit, and then stopped at the door of the medical room.

During the period when Downey was in a coma, his work place was slowly transferred from the work room to here, but in fact this was not a wise move, because considering the patients lying in the health care cabin, no matter what he did, he would do nothing. It is necessary to keep absolute silence, so Tony Stark specially made a whole new system for this purpose that can completely isolate the noise of all equipment.

Then he was evaluated by Dr. Banner as "overwhelming", and he rarely retaliated.

Tony Stark didn't know why he made such an unnecessary move. He only knew that his work efficiency had become much higher during the month he moved to work in the medical room, and the Extremis virus never became restless again.

He doesn't even vent his anger and act violently towards everyone around him like he did in the beginning.

He didn't know the reason. He didn't want to give all the credit to Robert Downey Jr. who just lay there doing nothing, but he had to admit that it seemed to be true.

Now the only thing that makes him feel irritable when he thinks about it seems to be the only thing left.

He didn't know exactly when Donnie would wake up.

Dr. Banner said that according to the speed of recovery of human body functions, it will not take more than a month, but today is probably——

Tony Stark counted the time, while reaching out and pushing open the door of the medical room.Before cracking that chip, he needs to maintain the entire system on a daily basis, and then improve the firewall that has been attacked countless times by Hydra and other forces this day. There are too many things to do, and he doesn't want to waste a minute.

The man thought so, when he turned on the lights in the medical room and planned to take a look at the health care cabin as usual.

His footsteps stopped directly on the spot.

The health care cabin, which had been closed for nearly a month, was now open. There was no one in the translucent liquid, only a few tubes and a thin hospital gown floating around.

Tony Stark didn't know how to describe his mood at that moment, even he himself couldn't imagine it. Before he realized anything, what filled him was an unspeakable panic.

"Fr—" the man moved his throat with some difficulty, and changed his mouth, "Jarvis."

Without him asking anything, the smart butler replied first, "Sir is in the kitchen."

Jarvis answered with hurried and messy footsteps.

In the medical room that has become quiet again.

Friday: "Going to the kitchen at this point is a waste of time, I don't need you telling me where to go."

Jarvis: "..."

Friday: "Mute, Friday."

Jarvis: "..."