When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

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Five minutes later, Tony Stark carried two half-meter-high airtight capsules in each of his left and right hands, while Downey returned to the Alliance Hall empty-handed.

The emergency situation did not allow them to spend more time discussing or formulating a foolproof plan. The captain stood up from the sofa almost immediately after taking over one of the airtight capsules from Tony Stark.

"Set off."

The matter is not as simple as a power outage and loss of communication signals. Any tool that needs to rely on energy to keep operating before twelve o'clock, including steel armor, Quin-jet fighter jets, and even ordinary cars, all stopped operating, like some kind of magnetic field The spatial stillness brought about by the abnormality.

Signal interference caused a large-scale power outage, and the induction kinetic energy was cut off by an unknown magnetic field. Everything was like returning to the primitive era without technology, which meant that they ran to Queens and the Bronx on their legs.

The only means of transportation is the mountain bike in the Union garage.

"At least this is a little faster than you walking with your feet." As the initiator of the proposal, Dr. Banner pushed his two mountain bikes out of the garage, "I originally bought them for cycling with Barton , you know that it is unrealistic for a scholar to lift the iron plates of the captain, and you have to trust the technology of Stark Industries, even if it is just a mountain bike, it is absolutely of high quality, you just pedal faster than a car It doesn't malfunction either."

"And now you only need to install two rear seats for them, and I have the materials ready-made here."

Captain America, who was closest to the doctor, took the toolbox and the quick-release rear seat, and threw one of them to Barton: "We have to hurry."

The doctor continued: "In half an hour, I will manually calculate the internal algorithm of the main signal receiving source of the Avengers Alliance, so that it will be convenient to connect with the signal sources on both sides as soon as possible."

"The first intersection we take on the right is blocked from Wall Street to Broadway at 42nd Street, so you'll have to take the 101 detour."

"Safe travels."

Downey nodded, glanced at the two rather avant-garde mountain bikes, and after Dr. Banner turned and left, he whispered to Tony Stark next to him, "Why didn't I know that Stark Enterprises still sells bicycles? "

Tony Stark: "I also sell tires, open hotels, and rate restaurants. It's not just selling dynamite that makes money."

"And if I remember correctly, those old folks in the charity department are planning to set up a new department to—" He paused, "selling sex toys."

He looked at Downey, "They should apply to you this month."

Downey paused for a few seconds, then calmly said, "Oh, I refused."

Tony Stark: "Is there a problem with the plan?"

Downey: "No." He rubbed the tip of his nose subconsciously, and said a reason that even he himself didn't believe, "That endangers the physical and mental health of young people."

Tony Stark: "...Are you an antique from the 60s???"

Downey wants to say that he is not, he just takes it for granted that being a superhero of all ages in the movie will not be a condom seller, but in fact, after he knows that the Tony Stark of this world is in the comics, he will look back. stand up--

The comics are not like the movies, the Tony Stark in it is much crazier, the lover can go around the Avengers Building several times, and it also includes Agent Hill and those beautiful female villains.

Downey glanced at Tony Stark thoughtfully: "That really suits you."

Tony Stark: "???"

"Stop whispering, gentlemen."

The captain who installed the back seat at the fastest speed, after testing the stability, raised his foot and rode on the mountain bike, and put one foot on the pedal: "Tony."

Downey and Tony Stark froze for a moment at the same time, and after a short pause, Downey lifted his foot and walked over.

He took the riding cap handed over by the team leader, put it on, and sat on the back seat of the mountain bike.

Tony Stark frowned subconsciously when he saw Downey holding the hand of the captain's uniform, "You're so old that you can't even ride a bicycle by yourself?"

The answer to Tony Stark was the sound of the mountain bike being kicked off by Captain America, and Downey's vague words: "But the captain rides faster."

Tony Stark: "..."

He watched the two quickly disappear into Wall Street, and before he had time to think about what the strange emotion that popped up in his heart represented, his genius brain immediately made him realize another, more serious matter.

The five Avengers plus him were divided into three groups. The captain and Downey went to the Bronx. Natasha and Dr. Banner stayed and waited for the power to be restored to connect to the intranet and garrison the building. He and a fool who only knew how to pick out peanut butter Going to Steinway Edison, that means—

"Hey, Donnie."

Tony Stark looked at Clint Button, who was wearing a purple sleeveless tight leather jacket with a quiver on his back, sitting on the green mountain bike, his eyes covered by lavender glasses slanted to the back seat: "Come on !"

Tony Stark: "..."

Button: "However, I advise you to hold my waist tightly. Although I think it's strange for two big men to do this, you must know that I have been the cycling champion for three consecutive years."

Patton: "It's 15 kilometers from here to Steinway Edison. At my steady speed of [-] kilometers per hour, it only takes [-] minutes at most."

Button: "I'm going fast on a bike."

Tony Stark: "..."

The phone in his trouser pocket vibrated at this moment, he took it out and took a look, it was a text message from Mr. Nosy.

[Remember. ]

[Be a polite adult. ]

Directly defined as a rude middle-aged powder keg: "..."

Under Barton's urging eyes, he bowed his head as fast as he could and replied.

[You are very long-winded. ]

Then he looked up and made the biggest concession.

Tony Stark: "You sit in the back, I'll ride."

Barton glanced at Tony Stark's sleek and muscular arm outside his short sleeves, and still had some distrust: "Can you do it?"

Then he knew right away.

The man who can cross Barclays Center and the Brooklyn Bridge from North Brooklyn to Wall Street in an hour.

The bike was also fast.

Steinway Edison, the second largest private energy company in New York State, is located on the left side of the Queensboro Bridge in Queens. Its unique shape looks like a monster standing in the dark from a distance.

All citizens hid in the underground air-raid shelter immediately after receiving the evacuation warning, and the entire surface of New York State was empty.Green mountain bikes pass through National Highway 101 unimpeded and stop in front of the company's gate.

8 kilometers, riding time [-] minutes.

Barton saw his reflection on the company's glass door by moonlight, and the airplane hair style he had specially blown was directly shaved into a Mohawk in these 8 minutes.

Button looked at it for a few seconds.

...he even thought it was a good fit.

The door of Steinway was closed tightly. Tony Stark stopped in front of the door. After reaching out and touching the material on it, he put the sealed box on the ground and lifted the covering cloth on it: "Tungsten steel."

Barton snorted from behind: "Are you like that fellow Stark who can tell the material of metal at a glance?"

As he spoke, he picked up the bow and arrow, and pulled out the arrow with chip explosives installed in the quiver behind him. The arrow grazed Tony Stark's shoulder and shot out. on the gate.

The arrow exploded after two beeps, and then the tungsten steel door was directly blasted with a small hole, and then slowly shattered in a spider web shape and collapsed.

After doing this, Barton clapped his hands and walked from behind Tony Stark to his side.Only then did Hawkeye realize that the man had wrapped the covering cloth of the airtight box around his fist at some point, and he looked like——

"You don't want to smash the door open with your fist, do you?" Barton's throat rolled up and down, "I remember that when Stark Industries launched tungsten steel, its selling point was that it was four times harder than titanium alloy?"

Tony Stark didn't speak, and silently lifted the sealed box and walked in.

Barton looked at the broad back of the other party, which was not inferior to Captain America and Thor, and the metal sealed box in his hand that he carried like an empty plastic bag, but in fact definitely weighed more than fifty kilograms.

Barton raised his heels and said belatedly, "You are not a mutant, are you?"

Tony Stark: "No."

Barton: "That's like the captain was injected with combat serum? Or what?"

Tony Stark: "No."

Barton paused, and after a while: "Then you are an alien? Like Sol?"

Tony Stark was a little impatient: "No."

Barton: "Can't you say one more word?"

Tony Stark thought of a polite adult in his mind.

Tony Stark said politely, "Shut up."

Barton: "..."

Well, a newcomer with a quiet and arrogant attitude.

Barton felt that his endurance had risen sharply after experiencing the devastation of Tony Stark at the beginning, and now he would not feel angry when the newcomers told him to shut up.

At least it’s much better than the iron man who opened his mouth to “die” and closed his mouth to “fuck off” at the beginning, and looked at them with an expression of “you’re an idiot” every day.

But it was impossible to shut him up.

The main control room of Steinway Edison is on the top floor. As one of the landmark buildings in New York State, there are probably few people who have not visited it, so both of them are quite familiar with the route here.

Walking through the pitch-black aisle into the safe passage, two people easily climbed the stairs on the 48th floor, and blasted the door of the main control room just like before. Tony Stark carried the sealed box and began to deal with the main control room. For those complicated circuits and controllers, after simply removing those mismatched plugs, he directly inserted the inner core of the connecting wire into the socket of the sealed box.

The moment the cables were connected, Friday's voice came from the communication chip implanted behind the ear.

"The system is connected successfully, and the database is restarting—the restart is complete."

"Wait for orders, Sir."

Now Tony Stark confirmed that his guess was correct.

Before the universe collided, there was a global blackout due to unknown reasons. Their first guess was that the magnetic field was chaotic, but even if the magnetic field was chaotic, it would not cause the isolation of energy positions. This is not like an ordinary blackout, but more like some kind of space In this case, even if the power supply is restarted a hundred times, it is impossible to have any results.

Unless it is equipped with will fragments, a special energy independent of the earth, as a carrier.

Tony Stark: "To find out the cause of the equipment failure, I have to find a way to light up the display first."

Friday: "Opening Steinway Intranet—"

Barton, who couldn't solve these technical problems at all, could only watch at the door: "What?"

Tony Stark: "I didn't tell you."

Barton froze for a moment: "Oh."

After a while, Button: "You also have Jarvis?" It seemed that this sentence was inappropriate, and Button changed his words again, "I mean, smart housekeeper?"

What answered him was the sound of Tony Stark's hands quickly tapping on those complex keys.

Obviously, he doesn't have time to chat with anyone right now, in fact, even when he was free just now, he didn't seem to have any interest in chatting.

Barton came out in a hurry, didn't bring his mobile phone, couldn't play small games and could only stand at the door of the pitch-dark main control room to keep watch, so he endured it.

Five minutes later, when the light screen in the main control room finally lit up, while Tony Stark was waiting for loading, he finally couldn't help it.

"How did you and Stark meet?"

"Was it you who fought with him on the tourist island last time?"

"Your muscles look good, how did you train? Can you train to this level without drinking protein powder? The calf line is also good, and you usually use heavy iron plates for deadlifts?"

"Such a large tungsten steel door must not be cheap, right? I hope the boss of Steinway is not a stingy man. I don't want to be approached for compensation for doing a good deed like last time."

"Hey, can you hear me, rookie."

"Hey."

Loading is still not over, and Tony Stark, who can only wait, can't bear it: "Stark Industries won't even be able to afford a broken door."

Barton's eyes lit up when he finally got a response: "So how did you and Stark meet?"

Tony Stark: "...not sure."

Barton: "You guys know each other well?"

Tony Stark: "It's fine."

Patton: "That's right. If you're not familiar with it, how could he give you the armor? You don't know how important he valued those tin cans before. He went to military court several times for that, and General Rhode asked him for it twice. I didn’t even give it to you, it seems like I gave it to you? Oh, no.”

"He seems to have made a special set for that kid in Queens, what's his name?"

Barton followed Tony Stark up the stairs three steps at a time, and said, "By the way, Spider-Man."

The familiar title made Tony Stark immediately think of the boy he saw in Harlem that day.

Cheerful, sunny, and Downey seems to have a very close relationship.

He couldn't tell the material of Little Spider-Man's battle suit with the naked eye. He only knew that it was definitely not the original material of Stark Industries. The only explanation was that the battle suit was made by Downey himself from the beginning to the end. , which is not mixed with any of his original technology of Tony Stark.

This is not the same as "Since I made a Mark 20, I will make one for you by the way".

Tony Stark: "Are they familiar?"

Button: "Of course, you don't know how much that spider boy admires Stark. He brings muffins here every weekend, and asks Stark to go to dinner and watch movies. I bet even Stark's partner will Not as aggressive as that kid."

Tony Stark frowned.

It's perfectly normal for good friends to go out for dinner and watch a movie, but——

That little bug next door?

It was almost as if he could find out what he was thinking, Friday: "At least he won't piss off Mr. Downey, Sir—the intranet connection is complete, waiting for instructions."

Tony Stark laughed angrily: "You have something to say at this time?"

Barton: "What?"

Tony Stark: "I didn't tell you."

Barton: "Oh."

Tony Stark: "Measure the start-up energy consumption of Steinway's internal network. If I remember correctly, the internal network of Steinway Edison was also taken over by Stark Industries. It is impossible for a start-up to take so long. "

Friday: "The system is calculating—or you also want to ask him out to dinner and a movie? Shall I arrange a time for you?"

Tony Stark: "I don't want to."

Friday: "The calculation is complete, the system is normal, and there is no obstacle to start the program. Please wait patiently - you will be compared by others."

Tony Stark: "Why should I compare myself to a kid in tight pajamas?"

Friday: "I know it's cruel, Sir, because that kid in tight pajamas is more likable than you."

Tony Stark: "I didn't create you to taunt me, Friday."

Friday: "I will always be loyal to you, so I will only speak the truth."

Tony Stark really couldn't figure out why he would talk to his brain about an irrelevant issue at this critical moment when the universe was about to collide for the second time, but the only thing that couldn't be covered up was——

He did get a little fidgety, from the moment he started his mission.

He wasn't sure where this irritability came from, he vaguely felt that something was going to happen, maybe even the next cosmic collision would be his death.

Tony Stark is not afraid of death, his life is too full, there is too much malice in it, he has nothing to miss, the only person who makes him hesitate is probably only one person, so he will give Friday the second authority to He--Robert Downey Jr.

In this way, no matter whether he will have an accident or not, at least someone will help him realize the things in his mind.

But just because he's not afraid of death doesn't mean he still has to discuss other people's affairs at such a critical moment, damn it——

He even wanted to continue the discussion.

Everything, anything, even in the face of life and death, still thinking about it.

Something about Robert Downey Jr.

The loading on the screen finally ended at this moment, and as the screen turned on, there was a familiar, ethereal female voice that seemed to come from an endless void.

The fragments of will in the sealed box emitted a faint light, and she said, "Tony—"

Annoyed Tony Stark: "Shut up."

Fragment of will: "..."

Barton, who was watching at the door: "Huh?"

Tony Stark: "I didn't tell you."

Barton: "Oh."