When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

cans cans cans cans cans cans cans cans

"It's just—"

"awesome!"

Far away in the indoor shooting scene of the Gold Medal Lawyer crew in Harlem, this time the director didn’t even call out, he looked at the clip that was repeated three times in the camera——

Yes, as the first scene of the crew's official launch, the director chose the most difficult scene in the day's plan, that is, the third time the villain, the male protagonist, met the heroine for the third time, and after being helped many times by the heroine, he finally From the initial disdain to the sloppy lady who is not good at dressing up, it is a psychological drama that is gradually attracted.

To be honest, as a director of the younger generation who was famous for making literary films and won the Little Golden Lion Award at the Venice Film Festival, Weasley Anderson used to pursue high quality works so much that even the progress of plot shooting must follow the script sequence, because he I always think that in this way, actors can slowly bring emotions into the characters step by step.

But it is obvious that his insistence is not in line with the current mainstream of film and television dramas, so gradually after the sponsors found that he could not make them profit and even had various unreasonable demands, Weasley was naturally abandoned by the capital. In the end, his persistence was broken because of the reality of life.

In order not to be starved to death, Weasley chose to accept this legal romance film whose only positioning is to fit the mainstream and cater to the audience. Even if the script is poorly written, as long as the protagonists are handsome enough, there will still be a certain market.

So Weasley didn't have any hope for the show at first.

Until he saw the actor named Robert Downey Jr. at the audition scene.

And the other party did not disappoint him at all——

The camera was pulled into a panoramic picture, the tall man was leaning against the street lamp, and the hostess, who was a head shorter than him, learned that his wallet had been stolen, and then embarrassedly took out what was left in the shriveled wallet. After giving him a few banknotes to take a taxi back.

The man's blue eyes moved, and after a while, he lowered his eyelids to cover up the emotion in his eyes.He held the suit jacket in one hand, and put out the cigarette on the top of the trash can with the other: "No need."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked in a random direction: "I know how to get to the subway."

The screen ends here, and the first act segment ends.

There were no mistakes, and it was shot in one shot. As for why it was shot three times, it was because the actor of the male number three felt that he was not emotional enough in the first two shots and asked for a reshoot.Weasley admired this kind of actor who demanded of himself very much, so he agreed to the other party's proposal, but now, he felt that he regretted it.

because.

He didn't know which clips to use, each shot was perfect!

It made Weasley think that he must look very much like a lady who was picking dizzily at the front of the container after her favorite thing finally opened.As for the male number three actor——

Tony Stark left the camera after the scene, during which people kept casting curious eyes on him, but Tony Stark’s expression remained unchanged, and he pushed aside the people around him and walked out of the crowd. .

As the male third who doesn't have so many roles, he only has two scenes to shoot today, one in the morning and one in the evening, which means he has to stay in Harlem all day today.

A nanny car was parked outside the filming location, and then a person with a full body name tag got out of the car surrounded by front and back. Tony Stark glanced there, and vaguely discerned from the face of the person who was still recognizable. the other party's identity.

The actor who was plugged in by the sponsor to replace his original role is also the only actor in the entire crew who brought an assistant into the set and also has a private dressing room and makeup artist. It is said that he is the son of the sponsor. Any knowledge is just a rich second generation who just wants to have fun.

The rich second generation also saw Tony Stark, and immediately pulled out an uncomfortable smile on his arrogant face—at least in Tony Stark's view: "Hey, this is not the second generation of steel. Are you a hero?"

His voice was not low, and after he finished speaking, many people looked here, and the rich second generation naturally raised their feet and planned to walk here, but before they reached Tony Stark——

The man had already withdrawn his gaze, passed the crowd getting off the nanny's car as before, and continued to walk forward with a blank expression.

The rich second generation's polite smirk froze on his face, and he stopped in place. Seeing the man cross the road without looking back, he took off the big sunglasses on his nose in disbelief: "Did he do anything?" Wrong? A quilt—to whom is he showing a bad face?"

The assistant standing beside him could only bow and say, "It's up to you for the next scene, go and prepare."

The rich second generation glanced at Tony Stark's back across the road, snorted, and followed the assistant into the crowd.

A rich second generation who came out of nowhere in New York did not attract Tony Stark's attention, although he quite hated the expression on the other's face, or in a certain way——

They may not be equal in this regard.

Tony Stark glanced at the map on his watch, walked for more than five minutes after crossing the road, and stopped in front of a vending machine closest to the crew.

His fingers lingered on the beer selection for a moment, and finally chose a can of fruity sparkling water.

At least he still remembered what Downey said at the beginning, don't ruin his reputation until he finds a way to exchange identities.Although from the current point of view, everything seems to be no longer bad.

He sat on the bench next to the vending machine, subconsciously took out his phone and glanced at it.

"Your phone is not set to silent mode, Sir."

The voice of the smart butler suddenly sounded in his ears, Tony Stark put the phone back into his pocket, and then pulled the tab of the sparkling water: "I know."

Friday: "So you don't have to look at your phone every half hour."

Tony Stark: "..."

The Golden Lawyer finally started filming, and every newcomer and actor in the crew was extremely excited, but the man was not infected by this atmosphere. Rather, he is standing here now because he promised Downey to act well.

Tony Stark looked at the unknown endorsement star on the bubble water, and Downey's face flashed in his mind.

The man couldn't help but frowned.

He felt that he was going through a certain stage in his life, which had to do with—

Will Downey come to visit the class today?

……no.

It is about how to reconcile after a quarrel between friends.

In fact, the first time this word popped into his mind, Tony Stark's first reaction was unbelievable, because he would not have taken this issue seriously in the past, and he didn't care if those people would not care about it in the future. Will ignore him because of anger or other reasons.

He is a person who can stay alone in the garage for two years. During that time, Tony Stark even felt that he did not need any human interaction, and until now he has stubbornly felt that not many people in this world can Have a common language with him, because he has only one brain.

His technology is unique.

Until he found out that there is another person outside the universe who can match his frequency so much that it matches——

He should be distraught over a speculation that he might lose this friend.

This is not the kind of interpersonal communication he used to be superficial, as long as he signs a contract or sends a card or check that he swipes casually, everything can be solved.

It's so complicated because—

Robert Downey Jr. was special.

Who in this world can stand Tony Stark's bad temper?Except for those who receive his salary, except for those who have interests in him, except for General Rhodes on the border—of course.

Rhodes couldn't help him make a Mark 20, and he didn't dismantle Rhodes' favorite thing indirectly. Tony Stark can bet that if he dismantled General Rhodes' favorite military model Well, Rhodes will definitely meet him once in the future and can't help hitting him once. Of course, it's another matter if he can't beat him.

In short, it is impossible to be like Robert Downey Jr., and even willing to stand up for him in front of the media after this.

And even Rhodes didn't tell him.

He needs him.

He and Robert could have been the best friends in the world who understood each other.

Heartfelt human interaction is so complicated, more complicated than the most complicated steel armor circuit that Tony Stark has ever touched, like he doesn't even know why he said those words when he said them.

——He was afraid that he would lose this friend, when he was just about to change something.

He doesn't want his life to be the same again.

This strange feeling of worrying about gains and losses makes men very irritable.

"Actually, there's no need to think so much."

Tony Stark sat on the bench next to the vending machine, crushed the empty can of sparkling water and stuffed it into the trash can next to him: "He always has some questions to ask me, or some things he needs me to help with, Just like before."

Friday didn't expect Tony Stark to come to such a conclusion after sitting on the spot in silence for so long, which caused the background operation of the artificial intelligence brain to stagnate for a moment: "Are you waiting for Mr. Downey to contact you?"

Tony Stark: "That's fine."

Friday: "...then just wait."

Then Tony Stark's phone sat quietly in his pants for two days.

Until the third day of the filming of the gold medal lawyer——

The Avengers who were dealing with follow-up affairs in Westchester finally returned to the Avengers Tower and brought back the first clues in the past few days.

"Professor Charles said that Hydra is planning an impact event, and this event will happen in three days. This is the only clue he got from the minds of those people."

The blond-haired captain summoned all the Avengers as soon as he returned to the alliance. They sat in a special conference hall as before. The captain continued the topic just now with a serious expression: "It's about the collision of universes."

In these three days, Downey has compiled the things about the will of the universe that he got from Hydra and sent them to every Avenger. Although he is not sure whether everyone can understand it 100%, but at least in After coming into contact with related nouns, you will not be confused.

Dr. Banner frowned: "So the cosmic collision was caused by Hydra? But what is their news channel? Those alien organizations?"

Natasha shook her head: "No one knows, we have too little information."

Barton, who was sitting next to Natasha, said while grinding his bow with sandpaper: "The biggest problem now is that no one knows what will happen when the universe collides. Earthquake? Tsunami? Or something else, and can we handle it? Got it."

After he finished speaking, he shrugged his shoulders: "Anyway, don't expect Nick Fury to be of any help, he is busy now."

Natasha looked at the captain: "The six people have limited abilities."

Steve didn't speak, but turned his head to look at Downey on his left.

The light-colored eyes were firm. Obviously, the blond captain had already had an idea in his mind, and—Donnie didn’t know if this could be called a tacit understanding between teammates, because in fact, the entire Avengers Alliance has not They didn't really gather together for a mission, but he vaguely felt that he understood what the other party wanted to express from the other party's eyes.

This guess made Downey feel a little absurd for a moment: "Could it be that you want to—"

Steve: "We're limited in what we can do."

The other party's words made Downey confirm his guess: "But there are many suitable candidates."

Captain America: "I have seen his battle video, at least so far no one is more suitable than him."

Steve paused after finishing speaking, and continued: "Since you will hand over the armor to him, it means that he is a trustworthy person."

Downey subconsciously denied: "No, no, no, he made the armor before, although I made the latest set now, I mean—"

He stopped here.

It is really absurd to say this, that is, the captain wanted to recruit Tony Stark himself into the Avengers, but Downey found that he seemed to have no qualifications or necessity to stop it.

Because Tony Stark was supposed to be a member of the Avengers.

Downey was silent for a while in his seat.

Downey: "I see."

The news that Captain America intends to recruit Tony Stark into the Avengers was transmitted to Friday's database through Jarvis's background immediately after their meeting.

At this time, Tony Stark had just finished his last scene.

This is a rival scene between him and the rich second generation, and because the rich second generation is completely suppressed by the acting skills and keeps forgetting the lines, it took three hours for their scene to be NG before finishing the filming. During the process, Anderson The director has been resisting the other party's poor acting skills and blunt lines and not getting angry, but after the last scene was filmed, he finally couldn't help it, at least he said something kindly.

"You're really not suited to acting, Mr. Gillian."

The rich second generation's face turned livid.

"He's been praising that little boy! He's been praising! He's been praising!"

In the nanny's car after the shooting, the rich second generation was furious: "Then he said I'm not suitable for acting! If my dad didn't give him money, he wouldn't even be able to rent a studio in Harlem!"

"And that little boy! Does he really think being taken care of by Tony Stark is something to be proud of? He's so drawn to look at me with his nostrils! No one has ever dared to look at me with his nostrils!"

"Who doesn't know that Tony Stark is a playboy who hasn't been fresh for more than a month! He's a man! No big breasts and no big ass! Look at me with his nostrils! Nostrils!!!"

"But Tony Stark gave him the armor, Master Jillian, they have a special relationship, so you should not say such things in the future."

"Isn't it steel armor! Hammer Industries also has it! I asked my dad to pay for Justin Hammer to make me one too!"

Standing not far from the nanny's car, Tony Stark, who was originally frowning because of his keen hearing, could clearly hear what the people inside were talking about, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter after hearing the last sentence.

Justin Hammer's Iron Armor?

It's good for dancing or performing some mid-air explosions.

Tony Stark sneered, and after receiving the news that the crew sent the work alone, he walked towards the subway with his coat in one hand.

It wasn't the first time he'd heard that Slater call him jerk behind his back, but he wasn't bothered with a brainless kid.

The man turned and walked into the subway. Now he has mastered the way of identifying the line and swiping the card to enter the station. He was waiting in the waiting area for the train that went straight to Manhattan before he could get off and transfer to Line [-] in Brooklyn Time.

The smart butler next to his ear suddenly said: "The Avengers seem to intend to invite you to join the alliance, Sir."

Tony Stark, who had been filming the scene intensively for a day, looked a little tired, and he refused without asking why: "I'm not interested."

Friday: "But they're on their way."

Tony Stark frowned: "What do you mean?"

Friday: "Go to North Brooklyn to invite you to join the alliance." She paused, and added after the background analysis program ran, "Personally."

Tony Stark said nothing.

After half an hour.

"He—" the man paused, "How long will it take for them to arrive?"

Friday: "From Wall Street, it should take 35 minutes by now, Sir."

The man had been filming for a whole day, not to mention sweating from being bored, even his white shirt was covered with a lot of dust because of the dusty venue.

Obviously, it would take more than 35 minutes to transfer from Harlem to Brooklyn by subway, and he wouldn't even have time to wash his face by then.

So, 5 minutes later, a black and gold steel armor landed at the gate of a subway station in Harlem, and then disappeared in the airspace of Harlem in the direction of North Brooklyn.

Tony Stark took a shower, changed into clean clothes, turned on the TV, and stared at the door of the rental house that he specially locked while the report sounded.

He switched channels unconsciously, and the frequency became faster and faster, before the remote control was completely broken.

Finally, the sound of a car engine came from downstairs.

Unique, familiar, like the neighing engine sound of a Mustang, Tony Stark could almost recognize that it came from his Lamborghini LP7000.

Then the sound of steady footsteps, finally.

It was fingers tapping on the dilapidated wooden door, and the knocking sound was not crisp or clear.

The man finally let go of the poor remote control, sat on the sofa, and didn't stand up until the person at the door knocked on the door a second time.He stopped at the entrance and straightened his collar, then pretended not to care and opened the door: "What—"

Before he finished the word "thing", he swallowed all the following words after seeing the person standing at the door.

——In fact, according to common sense and logic, as his only acquaintance, the work of inviting him to join the Avengers should be done by Downey anyway.

But the truth is.

Standing at the door was a strong American man of about his size.

The other party was wearing a blue and white uniform with a white five-pointed star on his chest, his golden hair was combed neatly and dazzlingly, and he was carrying a shocking gold shield on his back.

Great, with the self-discipline and seriousness of a soldier, and handsome, he is simply the dream lover of billions of girls in Manhattan, not at all the same as Tony Stark, who has a bad temper and a bad face.

Tony Stark looked at Captain America standing at the door.

In his own words, an old Popsicle walking free, draped in the American flag, chanting love and peace and justice every day, and carrying a patriotic bowl of potato chips and dipping sauce.

Tony Stark: "??????"

Steve Rogers smiled friendly: "Hello, Mr. Downey."

The rest is not over yet.

Tony Stark: "Not interested, thank you."

The next day, in Harlem, the Gold Medal Lawyer crew.

It is not clear whether it is because of the scandal with Tony Stark, and the actor named "Robert Downey Jr." is not very keen on communicating with them.

In short, on the fourth day after joining the group, the male number three actor was still alone in the crew.

It's just that they found that the other party's face seemed extraordinarily special today——

Smelly.

After another three hours of NG and the second evaluation from the director that "you are not suitable for acting", and a chance encounter with Tony Stark in the toilet, the rich second generation actor finally broke out.

"What's so great about you? I'm telling you you rotten man, if you dare to look at me with your nostrils again—"

Before he finished speaking, the rich second generation was grabbed by the collar and lifted up, and swallowed all the words that followed.

The face of the actor in front of him was frighteningly black, and the hand holding his collar was muscular. It seemed that the collar was wet when he washed his face just now. The white shirt was stuck to his skin, and his whole body exuded a strong breath.

- This may be a dizzying hormone for women, but not for men.

Feeling the crisis, the rich second generation felt that his hair was about to stand on end.

"Say one more nonsense." The man said in a low voice, "I will stuff your head into the toilet right now."

Slater Gillian: "…"