When Downey Wears a Tin Can [Comprehensive British and American]

Canning Genius Starts Second Canning

"What did Master Gu Yi tell you that day?"

"Would you mind telling me?"

He said this sentence very lightly, the tone was not deliberate, and it would not make people feel uncomfortable with the meaning of probing, as if he was just having a small chat with him similar to how the weather is today.

Downey knew at all times that he was facing a powder keg that would blow up in a flash, at least it seemed so at the moment, so he carefully tested the bottom line of the powder keg and tried to communicate with him.

Surprisingly, after asking this sentence, the man on the other side of the screen showed no signs of getting angry.

He just fell silent.

Donnie didn't speak again, and quietly took out Natasha's bracelet that he had just brought over in the hall, and began to re-engrave the circuit on it without making any noise.

Until a new virtual bracelet full of Downey's personal aesthetics and design sense appeared on the three-dimensional layout next to it, and Downey had just picked out a suitable metal piece and planned to transplant the bracelet's circuit.

"she says--"

The voice from the other end of the light screen made him stop what he was doing, and Downey glanced at the lower right corner.

The man was still leaning on the window sill, the room was very dark, and Downey could only see his nose and chin clearly illuminated by the light screen.

"This universe collided with my original universe 30 years ago, so I was born here by accident. She said that I was just a cartoon character in your original world." Tony Stark paused, and then laughed at himself , "You already know this."

Downey was a little surprised.

He originally thought that the reason why Tony Stark came to this world was similar to his, but he didn't expect that he grew up in this universe completely.

To be honest, this is indeed a bit cruel. Downey feels that the reason why he has adapted to this universe so far is because he still feels that this is not the place for him to stay. He is still trying to find a way to return to his original world and change In other words, this universe has no sense of belonging for him, but Tony Stark is different.

He has lived here for 30 years.

"Actually, you don't need to think so badly about things." Donnie groped unconsciously for the metal piece in his hand, and comforted him, "Master Ancient One also said that the universe you exist in is your main universe."

Tony Stark laughed: "Don't be kidding, it even wants to kick me out of this world."

Downey: "It's his business that he rejects you, it's your business how you choose, and even if things get to that point, at least you can find a way to get back to your original—"

Downey paused at this point.

He originally wanted to say that even if this universe really can't accommodate Tony Stark, he can still return to the comic universe, but in fact.

There seems to be a real nightmare for Tony Stark.

Downey could only say, "There will always be a way for you to stay here safely."

Geniuses are perceptive.

The man on the other side of the light screen noticed Downey's pause, frowned, and then suddenly smiled, "What's wrong, I've had a miserable life there?"

Downey was silent for a while: "You want to know?"

Tony Stark didn't speak, but he raised his head with an expression of listening.

Downey pursed his lips, and slowly recalled, "You drink too much."

Tony Stark's answer to this question is very emphatic: "Once."

The memory was interrupted at the beginning, and Downey said a little dissatisfied: "But you are also addicted now."

Tony Stark: "Drinking and drinking are two different things, need me to sort out the difference between the two statements on Wikipedia for you?"

Downey looked back at the lower right corner. He decided to treat the person on the other side of the light screen as air for the time being, because it greatly affected the rhythm of his narration, and it would greatly reduce his decision to communicate calmly with someone. Once again I think Tony Stark is an out-and-out fool.

"If you go back from the founding of the Avengers."

After reorganizing his mood, those warm brown eyes became a little out of focus because of the memory: "The first time was when the government promulgated the superpowers registration act. They wanted to include superheroes in the establishment, and the United Nations passed it. Bill, you are the implementer of the bill—don’t argue with me that you can’t agree to this bill, anyway, it’s like this in the comics, if you interrupt me a second time, I won’t say a word.”

Tony Stark was seen through when he was about to say, "How could he pass such a mentally retarded bill and cooperate with a trash-picking president": "..."

The man in a suit shirt and a small vest on the workbench straightened his words a bit, and then spoke again.The naturally good voice and the well-controlled narrative rhythm are really suitable for telling a story with a not-so-good ending to an impatient person.

"Cap was very against that proposal, so you started to get into a long fight. This fight killed a lot of people, and they think it's all because of you, including the death of Cap and Hulk, and some... you don't know now people, and then the Avengers split."

"You blamed yourself, and even suffered from severe depression afterwards." Downey stopped here, and he interspersed his personal feelings in the story, slowly telling the three comics before and after the Dark Dynasty In the context of the situation, his own opinion: "But in fact, you are only the person who implements the bill, and you have no right to make a final decision on this incident, otherwise I think you should choose to end the bill directly, not as they think. become a weapon of the government."

"Hulk was sent into the universe by the Illuminati, Spider-Man was hunted down by agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Wasp died in battle, and your former teammates turned against you. It seems that everything is your fault."

"You have always thought that you are the sinner of all mankind, so you have done all the things that bastards would do, and you have formatted your own brain, and you will not listen to anyone's opinions."

"Later the Skrulls invaded the earth, because you once led the Illuminati to threaten the king of the Skrulls, plus the civil war, so they planned this invasion, so it became your fault again, Then your Stark Enterprises, the League of Super Heroes were forced to disband, and you were left with nothing, with the blame of the people on your shoulders."

The story of Secret Invasion ends here, and so does Downey's narrative.

The image of Tony Stark in the comics slowly became a vivid face in his mind.

He has a bad temper, fierce eyes, harsh words, arrogant and headstrong, and even learned a bunch of swear words in this universe.

Then when I was criticized by those media, I sat alone in the basement workshop, circled those words and wrote comments, like a naive counterattack against the overwhelming malice from the outside world.

"Silence is not a weapon against criticism from the outside world, Tony." Although Downey knew very well that what Tony Stark dislikes most is similar preaching, he still couldn't help saying, "Your silence will only hurt you in the end."

The man on the other side of the light screen did not speak.

He didn't even change his expression.

It's like listening to an outsider's story, with nothing but numbness on his face from beginning to end.

After Downey finished speaking, he said in a low voice: "I don't need others to teach me how to do it."

The expected answer, Downey didn't think he could make sense of a steel explosive barrel.

The progress bar on the left side of the light screen was halfway through, and Downey continued to bow his head to make his brand new electric shock bracelet. Tony Stark on the other end of the video waited for a while without hearing Downey's words, and asked again: "But you Why are you so clear about me?"

When the man said this, he raised his eyebrows: "You are my fan? So you have been chasing my comics?"

Downey: "...Didn't Master Ancient One tell you?"

Tony Stark: "Say what?"

Downey: "I played a character in the original world, and that character was called Iron Man."

Tony Stark froze for a moment, then sneered: "It matches your current situation."

Downey, who was completely used to the other party's words, didn't fluctuate in his heart: "You don't need to seize a chance to mock me eccentrically. I said that I didn't cause all this."

Downey deftly removed the wires on the broken electric shock bracelet. He took the time to glance at the video in the lower right corner. The man seemed to be in a good or bad mood, at least until now he looked calm.

This is probably the perfect time for them to talk about something.

Downey continued to move his hands while saying, "I think we need to discuss one thing." After finishing speaking, in order to make his tone sound more sincere, he added, "Mr. Stark."

The calm Stark raised his haughty nostrils: "Say it, Mr. Downey Jr."

Downey: "We haven't found a solution to the current situation, and we don't know if there will be any actions that disrupt the rules of the universe before that, so we'd better perform our duties before that, what do you think? ?”

Obviously, they reached a consensus on this point, so Tony Stark was surprisingly easy-going: "Yes, but you'd better not use my identity to do those unnecessary things."

"I know, I will ask your opinion first if I have anything to say in the future." Donnie said so, facing the man in the video, smiling kindly, "And, I want to return this sentence to you intact, You'd better not use my identity to look at those unnecessary things."

Tony Stark: "If you mean the steel armor, don't even think about it."

Downey: "I'm referring to beating the director, breaking into private houses, stealing business, and having his driver's license revoked."

Tony Stark: "..."

Downey said calmly: "You know, although there was no such person as Robert Downey Jr. in this world, there is now because of you anyway. If I can't return to my original world by then, this identity will be my last. Therefore, when I help you maintain world peace, please also help me to perform my role well. After all, I don’t want to be a fool after working for nothing for so long.”

Downey paused, and changed his tone: "A 29-year-old actor, that sounds too miserable."

The man had a bad expression: "Or you can come and be my assistant."

Downey: "And then I will be at your service?" He murmured in his heart, "Dream your dream, don't even think about it."

Tony Stark: "What's wrong with being an assistant to the richest man in New York? How much did you get paid for a previous film? I can give you three times that."

Downey: "Then can you give me three windmill villas?"

Tony Stark: "..."

Downey: "Shut up."

Tony Stark: "Oh."

The research and development process of the memory metal went smoothly after the initial stagnation, and the two people who had no problems and had no common topics at all finally had a reason to hang up their video communication.

Subsequent purification can be completed by the precise operation of the machine, but it takes time. Downey watched the progress bar on the light screen start to rise again, and the progress exceeded 24 hours. He just planned to continue making his electric shock bracelet.

"It's late, Sir."

The voice of the smart housekeeper sounded in the workshop. Downey glanced at the clock and then at the bracelet that was about to be completed.

"It'll be right away, I don't have time to do this again tomorrow."

In the early morning of the next day, Natasha opened her eyes at exactly six o'clock, when she changed into her special service uniform and was about to go to the combat room to fight.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a cleaning robot standing outside the door.

The cleaning robot holds a tray on its hand, and a pair of black wristbands are quietly placed on the tray.

It looks like it has just been made and is very new. The complex sensor buttons on the inside of the bracelet are full of sense of technology, and the style has also been designed. It is no longer the original bulky row of muzzles, but more slender, with a layer of plating on the outside. The glossy protective film is so bright that it can illuminate the silhouette.

Natasha froze for a moment.

After half an hour.

Black Widow picked up the pair of rings and put it on her empty wrist.