Start being the boss today

Amidst the roar of "You come back to me!!!", Xia Jiong 001, who has changed his face, appeared on the Yanjing Invitation to Immortal Soldiers Altar.

Players can beautify themselves, and of course Xia Jiong can do it too.In fact, Xia Jiong has already used his proficiency in pretending to be a loli in various game groups. He has pinched different faces for each of his avatars, named them in different styles, and made completely different characters. The life experience of people set oral addiction.

The young head is almost out of the house!

However, during the closed beta, the number of players was too small, and it was easy to find out if he was doing something wrong. After the public beta started, the number of players increased, but he was sick first, and then the game opened a new map.

Xia Jiong has been patient, patient, patient...

He couldn't help it!

A 1.5-meter-tall loli with twin ponytails jumped up and down, walking out of Yanjing's altar of immortal soldiers.

Although everyone knows that "Heavenly Man" has a 17+ limit, only people over the age of 17 can enter the game.But this pair of ponytail lolita still has baby fat on her cheeks, her eyes are round like a cat's eyes, her natural smiling lips are pure and warm, she looks like a junior high school student, really cute.

The eyes of some players who were waiting around the Altar of Inviting Immortal Soldiers and shouting for a team were instantly drawn to them.Several male players, already staring at the small figure, unconsciously took a step forward.

Then they heard a voice speak in doubt, asking:

"Senior brother?"

Loli with two ponytails, who was jumping down the steps with her short legs, paused and stepped on the air.

The next moment, she heard a bang, and she slapped the ground face down.

It was such a loud noise that all the players couldn't help covering their faces and baring their teeth, feeling that this loli's face was going to be covered in blood.

but……

The players around looked at the person who called out his brother again.

It's Elder Qu who looks like a statue these days, sitting on the high platform of the Immortal Armament Altar, acting as a designated NPC.

Elder Qu opened his eyes, looking worriedly at Loli who fell down the steps.

Some fast-thinking players are already frowning and thinking - as we all know, their Qinghua Daoqu elders now only have the young disciple of Qingwu Xianjun, and their Qinghuaxia master is the junior.Now that Elder Qu is calling this wrestling loli junior, it's impossible...

"Ugh-"

Being looked at suspiciously by some people, the girl with ponytails didn't seem to notice, she sat up covering her face, rubbing her nose, tears in her eyes, pitiful and sad.

She hissed lightly, with a soft accent, but cursed: "Damn! How strange! Is this step a bit higher than the other steps?"

Why?Didn't this loli fall because Elder Qu called her junior?

By the way, did Elder Qu just call out his junior brother?

Please, the surrounding area of ​​the Immortal Armament Altar is very noisy. The players actually didn’t hear what Qu Wangsheng yelled. They weren’t even sure if Qu Wangsheng was yelling at that loli... Wait, Elder Qu really Did you speak?

Just as the players were about to fall into confusion, they heard Qu Wangsheng reply: "Junior brother, there is no error in the steps."

And vines broke out of the ground, and lifted up the double-tailed loli who was still sitting on the ground.

Lolita with two ponytails looked at Qu Wangsheng even more sadly.

Taoist Crane Cloak looked at her, and after a long while, he finally came to his senses, with an expression of "So that's it", and said, "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person."

Onlookers: "..."

Xia Jiong, who couldn't pretend anymore: "..."

Xia Jiong patted his forehead speechlessly, changed his accent, and said, "Senior Brother, you are too obvious to cover up..."

Before the words were finished, the girl with twin ponytails had turned into spots of light and dispersed.

But these light spots did not go out with the wind, but when the phone with the core core was about to fall, they converged in the middle and condensed into a body again.

The 1.8-meter-long, fresh-faced Pipi shrimp wearing black-rimmed glasses... Ahem, it's Xia Zhangmen, who is completely different from the twin-tailed loli, appearing at the same place.

Xia Jiong took the phone, put it in his breast pocket, and adjusted his glasses.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw that the senior brother on the altar of the Immortal Armament was still looking at him suspiciously, his eyes were full of searching, and he wanted to ask his own senior brother whether they knew each other now or not.

"..."

If his senior brother's face was not still so perfect, Xia Jiong might have been angry.

So what can be done?This is my senior brother, not someone else.

Xia Jiong can only blame others.

"What are you looking at?" The young leader looked around the players with his hands on his hips, "If you look at it again, your contribution points will be deducted for disrespecting the leader!"

Onlookers: "..."

The onlookers said: "...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Xia Jiong puffed up his cheeks and walked back to Qu Wangsheng.

He complained in a low voice: "I wanted to go play today... Tsk, you can imagine what the forum is like now without opening the forum."

Qu Wangsheng really didn't think about it that much, so he could only say, "Sorry."

Xia Jiong was still very surprised, "I turned myself into that, huh? The essence of the avatar is the same as the player's fairy body, except that I can use some wind and rain spells. Everyone is a potato, brother, you How did you recognize my potato plant?"

Qu Wangsheng showed a thoughtful expression.

After a while, he replied: "But, a junior is a junior."

Xia Jiong was taken aback.

Qu Wangsheng said again: "The matter is already like this, junior brother, why don't you disperse this avatar first and come out again?"

Taoist Crane Cloak smiled, his expression didn't change much, but it reminded Xia Jiong of the description of "Scenery and Yueji" in an instant.

"I'm just pretending not to see it this time," he said.

"Hmm." Xia Jiong propped his face, looked at Qu Wangsheng, and stopped there.

Qu Wangsheng couldn't wait for him to move for a long time, so he asked, "Junior Brother?"

Hearing the sound, Xia Jiong seemed to have finally come to his senses, and suddenly clapped his fists and said, "I've decided!"

Qu Wangsheng: "?"

Xia Jiong said: "You can play at other times, but now it's better to accompany you, brother."

Qu Wangsheng was also taken aback.

His heart beat slightly, and the smile on his face got wider, but he still said, "It doesn't have to be like this."

Xia Jiong waved his hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay, brother has been guarding here for several days, I should have come to accompany you."

Qu Wangsheng shook his head.

"I'm just here to practice. At this level, I have been retreating for several months and half a year. How many days is it now? I don't need you to accompany me."

He paused, smiled again, and said, "Besides, I really like watching you play games, junior brother."

Xia Jiong raised his hand and said, "I was playing with Lingli Jun before, senior brother, you are still angry."

Qu Wangsheng: "...I am not angry."

Xia Jiong laughed heartily.

After laughing for a while, he said:

"Senior Brother likes to watch me play games, but I also like to watch Senior Brother. Where did you talk about the history of the sect last time? Come and tell me about Senior Brother's past?"

***

"Is there really no adultery between them?"

In the distance, some players were still watching.

Some of them were asking questions, others were screaming.

"Ah, ah, ah, Elder Qu, he laughed! Laughed!"

"Fuck, that smile makes my legs go weak..."

"Sure enough, only in front of the sect master can Elder Qu have a rich expression!"

"I know too much about planning! Don't scold Star Whale for planning today!"

"I think what's written in those articles in the fan section is true!"

"Elder Qu's expression just now is obviously a heartbeat! I've been in love before, I understand!"

"Really?" A voice interjected, "Is this the relationship between Master Xia and Lord Zhuo Qing?"

"Of course!" A group of players, both male and female, held their faces in their hands and wondered, "I've imagined them going to bed...Huh?"

The players finally felt that something was wrong, and when they looked back, the person standing behind them who interrupted was Lian Zhen, who had a rather staid personality.

These days, there were players who wanted to commit crimes, but they were all chopped down by this heroine.After hacking and playing, you will be fined, and you will lose the qualification to come to the new map, which makes the players a little afraid of her.

Apart from beheading people, Lianzhen didn't communicate much with the players, so that now when everyone saw her, they shrank their heads like a quail meeting an eagle, and fell silent.

Lian Zhen pinched her chin, seemingly lost in deep thought.

After thinking for a while, she nodded, and suddenly realized: "I see, I understand."

With that said, she nodded and walked away.

Players: "..."

etc?Bridge bean sack?

What do you understand, tell us too!

It is clear that today I have eaten the super big melon that the leader will dress up as a loli girl, and I have also eaten the little melon that Elder Qu looks aloof but actually seems a bit natural. After eating two melons, the players still feel dissatisfied .

Just at this time, the Internet cafe group that went to rob civilian men and women came back.

Of course, Zheng Jun and the others didn't snatch it up personally, the main reason is that some players stepped on it when they entered the refugee circle... um.Fortunately, here, they have plenty of people to help, and they shouted to the refugees, saying that they would give contribution points, and immediately a group of refugees came over happily.

Refugees despise refugees very much, but the main reason is that refugees are lying there like pigs, and they don't despise them for being dirty.Besides, the monks who set up the formation before did not consider hygiene issues, they left a clean area, and the refugees dragged the refugees who looked like dead pigs, and it didn't take much effort.

There are dozens of circles for refugees, and the Internet cafe team decided to come in one circle after another, so they grabbed all the tens of thousands of people in this circle in a mess, and the corners of other players' mouths twitched.

After the person snatched it over, Zheng Jun and the others finally realized what was wrong.

They put the helmet on a refugee, but the refugee did not see the movement of the mobile phone that appeared.

Yes, people can be forced to come over, but if you really don't want to move, you can't force the game to play!

"What should I do?" a player asked Zheng Jun.

"Uh..." Zheng Jun began to think.

"Let me tell you, is this how you promote the game?" Xia Jiong, who had been watching, couldn't help but make a sound.

The Internet cafe group and others turned their heads and finally found that Xia Jiong was also there.

"Ah! It's the master!"

"What 'ah, boss'," Xia Jiong put his hands on his hips, and glanced at them with vain eyes, "I'm going to die of anger. Although I'm a boss who doesn't do business properly, I also know it. It's not like you build a good game to promote it. Internet cafes are waiting for a rabbit!"

The players looked at each other.

"So what are we going to do?" they asked.