Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Li Jun: "Did Xiao Xie forget your birthday hahaha, with a dull expression on his face. I was so scared that I thought Brother Zhou had made a mistake in your birthday."

Xie Yao scratched his hair and said embarrassedly: "I don't celebrate birthdays very much, so I seldom remember dates. But I'm still very happy."

His birthday is in October, and everyone is still in class when it is time to celebrate, so it is not good to delay the study time of the students. I did it once or twice when I was young, but it gradually stopped when I grew up.In addition, he is not very interested in pasta, and he is not very happy to make him birthday noodles at home, so he doesn't celebrate his birthday very much over time.

But it was a surprise to him that someone came over to celebrate his birthday specially.

Both Li Jun and Yuan Zhigao prepared presents for him and asked him to open them quickly.What Li Jun gave was a pen, because he felt that it was more in line with the status of a top student.Yuan Zhigao gave Yanzhou the same style of water glasses in different colors, saying that in the future, the two of them can directly use the couple's style.

Xie Yao clasped his fists and said, "Thank you, big brothers! I've been worshiped by my little brother!"

Yuan Zhigao hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, I should call you sister-in-law!"

Xie Yao slowly made a question mark.

Yan Zhou: "..."

This fucking relationship is a bit messy, Li Jun thought helplessly.

Several people had already prepared a table of dishes and were waiting for Yan Zhou to bring Xie Yao back.Yuan Zhigao specially closed the curtains, turned off all the lights in the room, then seriously lit candles on the cake, and put a birthday hat on Xie Yao's head.

Xie Yao held the small paper crown that was about to fall from the top of his head, and said with emotion: "This is too ceremonial!"

Li Jun: "We all celebrate our birthdays like this. A birthday is a ceremony."

Yuan Zhigao urged Xie Yao, "Make a wish, make a wish!"

Xie Yao smiled, clasped his hands together: "Here we come."

He closed his eyes, meditated in his heart for a while, then held his breath, and blew out the candle all at once.

Li Jun went to turn on the light again, and asked curiously, "What wish did Xiao Xie just make?"

Yuan Zhigao grabbed his sleeve and shook his head solemnly: "You can't ask, it won't work if you say it. Let's divide the cake first."

After dinner, they found a movie, and the four of them collapsed on the sofa and watched TV while eating lo mei and drinking iced drinks.After it was over, we played a few rounds of Fighting the Landlord, and then Yuan Zhigao and Li Jun lost to bankruptcy, and Douzi almost became a negative number, so he left with some unsatisfied feelings.

After they left, Yan Zhou got up to clean up the things on the coffee table: "We usually celebrate our birthdays like this. We just have a meal and then watch a movie together. It's a common practice."

Xie Yao was a little stuffed at night, and he stuffed half a piece of cake and a bottle of Sprite into his stomach. He slumped on the sofa and didn't want to move. He said lazily, "It's good, but I ate a little too much. I'm so full now." .”

He turned on his phone and found a bunch of unread messages on QQ, all of which were birthday wishes, probably because the program reminded them.

The WeChat group of four started the birthday song Solitaire with one person and one voice, and they all said that the gift was brought to him on Monday, and they would definitely make it up for him.

He glanced down the list, only to find that Chen Ning had sent him a message that seemed somewhat different.

Chen Ning: Happy birthday to my favorite boy!

Xie Yao was stunned for a moment, and even though the green vertical line in the dialog box jumped for a long time, he didn't think about how to reply.

This time, Yan Zhou packed up his things and sat back on the sofa. Xie Yao threw the phone to him: "Test your EQ, and reply me a message."

Yan Zhou was puzzled for a while, took Xie Yao's phone and glanced at it, and immediately understood what was going on, raised his eyebrows and said, "How do you want to answer?"

Xie Yao: "Be decisive, just don't drag your feet."

Yan Zhou thought for a while, typed for a while, and then threw the phone back.

"Xie Yao": Sorry, he has a date.

Xie Yao stared at the word "he" for a while, and thought to himself, shouldn't he send "Sorry, I have a date"?

Then he reacted abruptly.

Xie Yao refreshed his understanding of Yan Zhou: "Brother, you are so scheming!"

As soon as Chen Ning sent the message, she anxiously held her mobile phone and waited for Xie Yao to reply. When she saw that the box changed from "typing" to nothing, her heart sank half.

She didn't know why she sent this message on a whim.

Maybe it was a little luck, hoping that Xie Yao would respond when he knew what she wanted.

After all, this is a message of blessing, even if the other party refuses, it should be very tactful.

What she didn't expect was such an extremely rich message.

He has a date, and he was with the date on his birthday, and the message was directly replied to by the date.

Chen Ning's heart suddenly became blank, and she replied with shaking hands: "Okay, I'm sorry woo woo woo."

After replying to the message, her mentality suddenly collapsed, and she quickly called the squad leader of the tenth class to tell her tragic life experience, the squad leader of the tenth class sighed

He breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, it's okay, don't hang yourself on this tree, I'll introduce our Bancao to you later..."

Chen Ning: "Okay."

She murmured alone for a while, and added: "And you know! The monitor has a girlfriend!"

The squad leader of class ten was taken aback, and said in disbelief, "How could it be?"

Chen Ning sent her the chat record: "Look, his girlfriend is so domineering and tough! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the monitors to like this kind of thing......"

Seeing Chen Ning's reply, Xie Yao felt a trace of grievance and sadness, and said to Yan Zhou, "Look, I feel like I'm about to cry."

Yan Zhou said lightly: "It's either she is crying or I'm crying, you choose one."

Xie Yao felt a chill on the back of his neck: "..."

Xie Yao: "Then she should cry."

After Xie Yao finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something: "I have a small problem."

Yan Zhou: "Huh?"

Xie Yao: "Why am I my sister-in-law?"

Yan Zhou: "..."

Yan Zhou couldn't think of a way to euphemistically explain to him, so he could only say, "Do you know the name of our CP building?"

Xie Yao was puzzled: "I haven't seen it for a long time, what's the matter?"

Yan Zhou: "The homonym of my name is in front, can you understand what it means?"

Xie Yao said in a daze, "Huh?"

So I started to search for "CP name in front", and just after typing these words, a complete sentence "CP name in front is gong" automatically popped up in the search bar.

Xie Yao: "..."

Yan Zhou: "The eyes of the masses are discerning."

Who the hell can stand this.

He just had a vague concept, and he didn't really think about this kind of thing concretely.

Xie Yao, who lacked serious homework, chose to escape, so he got up from the sofa and was about to leave: "Farewell."

Yan Zhou stretched out his hand to give him a hand, Xie Yao couldn't stand still, and fell on the sofa, Yan Zhou hugged him towards him, and said in a low voice: "Wait a minute, I haven't given you my gift yet. "

Yan Zhou took out a small jewelry box from his pocket, and when he opened it, there was an obsidian earring inside.

He reached out and stroked the pierced ear in Xie Yao's left ear: "I don't know which one you like. I was afraid that you would not like publicity, so I bought a more low-key one. I didn't even realize that you still have pierced ears at first."

Xie Yao only felt that the left ear was rubbed like this, leaving a faint enthusiasm: "I used to play games casually. When I was young, I was more rebellious. I felt that life was too ordinary. My dad almost beat me up after getting my ears pierced that time." Meal."

He twisted the earring, and found that the back was delicately inlaid with silver patterns, Yan Zhou said: "I made the one on the back by myself, and I found a handicraft shop."

Xie Yao looked at it for a while, then smiled and said, "Your hands are too skillful."

Yan Zhou: "Is it okay?"

Xie Yao raised his eyebrows, lowered his head and put on the earring: "It's too good bro."

Yan Zhou leaned back, glanced at him from a distance, and couldn't help but said, "Why do you feel that you have a different temperament when you wear it?"

Xie Yao: "What's wrong with temperament? Is it more noble?"

Yan Zhou: "No."

Yan Zhou blinked: "There's an indescribable... coquettish."

Xie Yao ruthlessly reached out to grab his boyfriend's neck, threatening: "Sooner or later, you will be ruined by this mouth."

Yan Zhou pressed Xie Yao's neck and led him here.

Xie Yao was covered by Yan Zhou's aura.

After a while, the lips and teeth separate.

Yan Zhou: "Is it ruined like this?"

Xie Yao snorted and glared at him dissatisfied.

Yan Zhou raised his hand to cover Xie Yao's eyes: "Don't use that kind of look."

Xie Yao: "What do you mean?"

Yan Zhou: "I'm prone to reactions."

Xie Yao was stunned for a moment, then raised his foot and kicked Yan Zhou, cursing in a low voice, "You bastard."

Yan Zhou smiled, raised his hand and stroked Xie Yao's earlobe: "Happy birthday, boyfriend. Every birthday will be happy in the future."

Xie Yao: "Nonsense, you must be happy."

Yan Zhou: "I have something to tell you."

Xie Yao: "Huh?"

Yan Zhou: "Actually, I want to thank you very much. I really appreciate you."

Xie Yao looked at him: "You... What are you thinking about?"

Yan Zhou embraced Xie Yao: "Listen to me first."

Yan Zhou paused for a moment, and then said: "I think you are very good, and you have given me a very good relationship and relationship. Most of the time, I am very happy, but occasionally I feel apprehensive and apprehensive. I feel that the current life is as incredible as fake."

Xie Yao listened to him quietly.

Yan Zhou continued: "But I am very sure of one thing, that is, I want to accompany you in the future. Although I don't know how long it will be, I will accompany you as far as you go."

Yan Zhou: "I will like you with all my heart and mind, and don't think about any nonsense."

Xie Yao froze for a moment.

Seeing that he was silent, Yan Zhou raised his hand and waved in front of him: "Wake up boyfriend, I'm done."

Xie Yao blinked: "You said so hypocritically, it gave me goosebumps on my back."

Yan Zhou: "..."

Yan Zhou: "Okay, then you forget to pretend I didn't say it."

Xie Yao shook his head: "That won't work, I take it seriously."

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