Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

The comment section below is filled with bewildered expressions.

Yuan Zhigao:? ? ?

Yuan Zhigao: Dude, what's the matter with you?

Li Jun:? ? ?

Li Jun: What did I miss?

Among the dazed crowd was a sober man named Xie Yao.

This is clearly the topic of "big friends" and "little friends" they discussed when they crossed the road at night.

Xie Yao smashed his face into the pillow, his vision went dark for a few seconds, and then he clicked into the small group of four.

Xueba pays attention to scientific verification when encountering problems that he does not know.

Xie Yao: Do ​​you like CUE friends in your Moments?

It is estimated that everyone is very idle just after the exam, and they all stay by their phones.

Someone answered him immediately.

Li Xue: Yes, I post the chat records of my best friend all day long.

Li Xue: I like to show off my girlfriends, she is so fun!

Gu Jiayang: Does it count to play games and share your achievements?If it counts, my Moments are CUE friends every day.

Zhao Jin: Why did the monitor suddenly ask this?

Zhao Jin: By the way, the squad leader hasn’t posted on Moments for a long time.

Seeing that they all answered in the affirmative, Xie Yao felt a mixed feeling in his heart.

If this feeling is pursued in detail, it feels a little bit relieved, but also a little bit lost.

Xie Yao ran back to Yan Zhou's circle of friends and replied below.

"It's a big friend."

Then he threw down the phone, grabbed the towel on the side and wiped his hair a few more times, blowing it with a hair dryer casually for a while, really unable to control the drowsiness, fell back on the bed and went to sleep directly.

What he didn't know was that after his comment appeared under Yan Zhou's circle of friends, the comment area doubled the confusion and question marks.

Yuan Zhigao: What do you mean?What kind of code are these two people playing?

Li Jun: I officially announce that our iron triangle has collapsed, and one of the corners has gone to hang out with others.

However, Gu Jiayang saw a clue, smelled the truth, and immediately went to the small group to question Xie Yao.

Gu Jiayang: Hahaha, so Brother Zhou's circle of friends is in CUE, are you the squad leader?

Xie Yao had a messy dream at night, the dream was chaotic and illogical.

He returned to the teaching building of the original school.

There is no light in the teaching building, and the dark night is as thick as porridge in the corridor.

In the crooked corridors are lined up classrooms that don't look any different, and the clear windows flicker faintly in the darkness.

Xie Yao counted the classroom numbers and walked forward.

There is only one wish in his heart, which is to find their class, and subconsciously, it seems that if he finds their class, he can leave this teaching building.

He walked to the door of "11", was in a daze, and continued to walk, only to find that "9" was marked on the classroom in front of him.

What about 10?

Xie Yao glanced behind blankly, and found that the road he had walked was pitch black and blurry, and the only silence in the corridor was the sound of his breathing.

He stood where he was, and suddenly began to panic.

Then the screen turned, fragmentary scenes surged, and finally the dust settled.

He found himself back in the alley where he was with Yan Zhou at night.

The alley was empty, and the lights in the low-rise houses around were also dimmed, leaving only a faint ray of light from a crumbling street lamp overhead.

His shadow was stretched very long, like a bamboo pole, extending towards the end of the alley.

He suddenly heard footsteps behind him, his back tensed up tensely, and he turned his head to look, only to find that it was Yan Zhou.

He breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Shall we go?"

Yan Zhou: "Yes."

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou passed by, took two steps forward and then suddenly turned around.

He didn't understand why, but as if he would definitely get a response, he stretched out his hand to Yan Zhou firmly.

Yan Zhou lowered his eyes, his gaze was sunk in the shadow cast by the deep brow bone, Xie Yao couldn't see clearly.

Not long after, Yan Zhou took his hand.

They walked towards the alley in tandem.

The entrance of the alley is not blocked by billboards, but there is some gentle light showing the way forward.

Finally, the two of them stood still some distance away from the entrance of the alley.

At this time, there should be a draft passing by, because a fallen leaf was rolled up and swayed around the corner.

But he couldn't feel the wind, and the road under his feet was floating, and the only real touch was the remaining point in his palm.

……

Through the eyelids, Xie Yao felt a hazy bright halo. He adapted to the brightness of the light for a few seconds, and then slowly opened his eyes.

It's already the second day.

Xie Yao reached out and took the mobile phone by the bedside to take a look, and found that it was only 56:[-], and the alarm clock hadn't even come yet.

He looked at the snow-white ceiling above his head lazily, reminiscing about the messy and incoherent dream just now.

No matter which dream it was, he felt a little puzzled.

He stepped on the quilt and touched the soft fabric, feeling solid as if he had been floating in the void for a long time and then landed on the ground.

How could I dream of Yan Zhou...

Fortunately, I didn't dream about the show I watched last night.

If the scene where the detectives rolled from the hallway to the sofa and then to the bed was reproduced, he might have disappeared in a dream.

Because the results of the mid-term exam are unified exams, the correction process is relatively slow, and the results will not be released until four days later.

Some of the students in the third class waited on pins and needles every day. Some people waited with some expectation, while others were anxious.

Gu Jiayang complained: "Oh...why haven't the results come out yet? I'm waiting to see my composition score. I've waited too long and I don't have any sense of anticipation."

Xie Yao: "..."

Xie Yao: "I advise you not to expect anything."

Li Xue snorted lightly: "Damn, he's just an unreliable thing."

Gu Jiayang said disdainfully: "I have a hunch, okay? Do you think I have ever expected results like this?",

"That was really the first time." Li Xue nodded, and asked again: "So what gave you confidence?"

Gu Jiayang patted his chest, and took the [-] cents a ton picked up from the trash dump and said, "Naturally, I am the monitor in my composition. Maybe it's because of my true feelings. I write very fluently, and the writing style is real and touching. I will definitely attract you. Teacher's eyes."

Xie Yao raised his forehead: "Please forgive me."

The class bell reminded that Lao Yang walked into the classroom with a stack of papers, immediately attracting everyone's attention.

"Wow, is this a test paper? It's finished so soon?"

When they sent it out, they looked at it and found that it was an application form for quality development.

Lao Yang: "The left side is the application form, and the right side is the precautions. Everyone read it once, and then go back and cut it along the middle line. After filling out the application form, collect it and call it up tomorrow."

Immediately below, some students raised their hands: "Teacher, if you don't want to go, can you not go?"

Lao Yang frowned: "Although this is an application form, theoretically every student must participate, unless there are special physical conditions that make it unsuitable for participation, but they must also go to the hospital to issue a certificate."

That classmate is a typical study type, usually too lazy to participate in activities other than study, the type who sneaks back to do homework in the middle of physical education class.Hearing Lao Yang's words, she had no choice but to hang her head resentfully.

Because Xie Yao had such weird thoughts, he spent most of the day flustered.

He grabbed the application form, glanced at it, and asked Yan Zhou casually, "Did you go?"

Yan Zhou let out a "hmm".

After asking, Xie Yao lay down on the table again after a while.

He hardly talked nonsense today, and after class was over, he lay on the table sleepily, with his back turned and facing the direction of the corridor.

Yan Zhou obviously sensed that Xie Yao was out of state, touched his arm, and said in a low voice, "Is there something wrong with you?"

When the people next to him approached, Xie Yao smelled that Yan Zhou seemed to have changed his shampoo, and the originally cool mint had changed to a cooler marine scent, so he couldn't help shrugging his nose.

Xie Yao raised his head: "No..."

Yan Zhou frowned at him.

Xie Yao clutched his stomach guiltily: "Well, it seems that my stomach feels a little uncomfortable."

Yan Zhou: "..."

Yan Zhou: "The place you covered should be the lower abdomen, the stomach is on top."

Xie Yao, whose acting skills were overturned again, groped the lower abdomen with his hands: "Uh, anyway, this one is a bit uncomfortable, maybe it's flatulence."

Yan Zhou: "Have you brought a thermos? I'll fill you with some hot water."

Xie Yao, who was pretending to be sick, raised his hand weakly and pointed to the mineral water bottle on the table: "Only this."

Yan Zhou: "Then you use mine."

After finishing speaking, he got up and went out. Xie Yao lay on the table and seriously thought about the meaning of that sentence just now.

Did he use Yanzhou's water glass?

Grass……

He thought Yan Zhou was poisonous.

Sometimes it can seduce people in the invisible deadly.

Yan Zhou came back with a water cup, went to the last row of drinking fountains to get water, and then handed it to Xie Yao: "I have washed the cup, if you are flatulent, it will be much better if you drink some hot water."

Xie Yao held the water glass in a daze for a while, then finally took a sip hesitantly.

My heart said that it was not a physical problem, but something wrong with my brain.

I think you are flirting with me.

But there is no evidence.

Posting to Moments seems to be teasing, and helping him get water is also like teasing.

Even in a dream, she teases him inside.

Xie Yao, who felt that he was too self-indulgent, finally put down the water glass, collected himself, and planned to distract a little attention by reading the note on quality development sent by Lao Yang.

Quality development projects:

ice breaking operation

fitness training

Games

……

His phone suddenly vibrated several times. Xie Yao glanced at Lao Yang, who was concentrating on talking with a certain student during class, and took out the phone to cover it under the paper to take a look.

You Jingyi: Xie Yao~ Brother Zhou is by your side~ Can you help me remind him to check the messages on his phone~

You Jingyi: Brother Zhou has sent back messages to me again!

You Jingyi: I want to treat Brother Zhou to dinner tonight!Do you want to come together?

A few question marks appeared above Xie Yao's head.

What do you mean by asking Brother Zhou for dinner and calling me to lure the dog in and kill it?

He didn't bother to reply to You Jingyi, so he handed the phone directly to Yan Zhou, and the screen of the phone stayed on the message You Jingyi sent him: "You Jingyi asked me to remind you to read the message."

Yan Zhou grabbed the phone and took a look. It just so happened that You Jingyi sent another message.

You Jingyi: Let's eat together!I miss two fish in my pond!

Yan Zhou unceremoniously replied to her directly on Xie Yao's mobile phone.

"Xie Yao": Heh.

"Xie Yao": It's okay to eat. I haven't seen my aunt for a long time, so let's eat together.

"Xie Yao": Two days ago, my aunt asked me why did you go to school?

The other side was silent for a while.

You Jingyi's news popped up like a cannonball.

You Jingyi: Fuck!

You Jingyi: Brother Zhou!

You Jingyi: Don't, don't!I shut the mic, I shut the mic!Just pretend I didn't say anything!

You Jingyi: When my mother asks about me, just tell her that I went to school to teach my classmates English!

The author has something to say: You Jingyi: It scared the child to death!