Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

How talented and courageous is their squad leader? !

After Xie Yao uttered the second sentence, the atmosphere in the small group successfully froze again.

Gu Jiayang, Li Xue, and Zhao Jin seemed to be strangled by the throat, but their brains were running fast.

What should I say? How can I persuade their squad leader?

Xie Yao waited for a while, and then sent another message: Where is the person?

Li Xue was the first to react: I'll ask Yang Fei'er, she is the life committee member, and she registered the contact information of the whole class when the school started.

Xie Yao sent an emoji of handcuffing.

It was getting late, Xie Yao was a little hungry, so he planned to go home first, and let's talk about sending homework tomorrow.Passing by a convenience store, he casually bought a sandwich and popped it in his mouth.

After walking two steps, Xie Yao paused and turned back to the convenience store.When I came out, I was carrying a super large bag of ten packs of instant noodles, braised beef in old altar, sauerkraut, pork ribs, broth, shrimp balls, and everything else.

He's lazy, he's too lazy.

He, Xie Yao, would rather do ten competition questions than go home and cook by himself.

The script directly assumes that his parents have gone abroad to work, and rented him a one-person apartment in a relatively high-end community three bus stops away from the school, with sufficient material guarantees and enough living expenses.

It's not bad now, it's easy.

It is still a bit of a headache to call parents in the face of two strangers.

But this means that he has to cook at home, or order takeaway, and cook instant noodles.Xie Yao is not used to takeaway, and prefers to cook instant noodles.

After waiting for instant noodles, he swiped open his cell phone and found that Li Xue had sent Yan Zhou's phone number.Xie Yao copied it directly, cleared his throat while dialing it, and prepared to start a new round of "persuading students".

The first time I called, no one answered, and the second ringtone rang for a full minute and a half.

Xie Yao was forced to listen to the moonlight in the lotus pond twice, and his mind cycled crazily.He looked at the noodles in the bowl, showing a tangled expression.

The face is going to be lumpy...

Just when Xie Yao wanted to take the initiative to hang up the phone, he got through miraculously.

"Hello, who are you?"

Xie Yao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect it to be a young female voice, with a noisy background and someone shouting in the distance.

"Hello, is this Yan Zhou's cell phone? I'm his classmate." This is the second time I've reported my family name today.

"Yes. But he's a little busy right now, so he can't answer the phone. I'll ask him to call you back later."

Xie Yao was a little puzzled, but he still said politely, "Okay, then I will trouble you."

"You're welcome." The female voice over there paused for a while, "Oh, wait a moment, I'll go and see Yan Zhou."

Immediately, Xie Yao heard footsteps and a woman's voice on the phone. She seemed to be asking Yan Zhou a question, followed by the rustling of clothes.

"Hello?" Yan Zhou's voice came through the electric current, and the ending was drowned out, low and magnetic, "Which classmate are you?"

Xie Yao gripped the phone tightly, "I'm Xie Yao."

There was a pause, "I don't know, you made a mistake."

Xie Yao almost choked up, thinking that they were still fighting together today, why didn't they recognize anyone after school.

"I am the monitor of your class." Xie Yao calmed down, "Your homework is in my hands."

The background sound on Yan Zhou's side became even louder, and he seemed to only vaguely hear Xie Yao's last sentence "in my hands".

Yan Zhou: "...can't hear clearly."

Xie Yao was about to raise the volume and repeat.

Yan Zhou: "Well, no matter what is in your hands, you can just tear up the ticket. There is no need to report it."

After speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

Xie Yao: Grass? ? ? ? ? ?

He is afraid that he is not living in a dream.

Xie Yao slammed his phone down on the table, and couldn't help but give Yan Zhou the middle finger from the air.He dug out Yan Zhou's homework and test papers from his bag, stared at them for two seconds, and restrained the desire to tear them apart.

Don't tear it up, don't get angry, who will replace you if you get angry.

After three and two strokes of the instant noodles that had lost their elasticity, Xie Yao immersed himself in drinking two mouthfuls of soup, then cleaned up the soup and water on the table, and spread out the homework assigned by the teacher today.

Looking at the homework, Xie Yao couldn't help but think of what was discussed in the small group just now.The phone was buzzing, he looked through the group, and the message was 99 quickly.

Gu Jiayang swiped the emoticons, and then Li Xue also shared his own emoticons. In terms of WeChat usage, Zhao Jin from Cunningcom frantically collected them.

Xie Yao looked through the inventory, and also sent an emoji, but was immediately caught by Gu Jiayang.

Gu Jiayang: Squad leader, have you contacted Yan Zhou?

Xie Yao: Yes.

Gu Jiayang: Then what?

Li Xue: Then what?

Zhao Jin: Then what?

Xie Yao complained silently in his heart: They are really too much!Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted...

He gave up on himself and entered a string of "he said he didn't know me" in the dialog box, thought about it and deleted it, and finally sent a sentence, "he's very noisy over there, I can't hear you clearly."

As soon as the words were sent, the other three breathed a sigh of relief tacitly and thankfully across the screen.Several people chatted for a while, chatting about fighting during the day.

Gu Jiayang changed the subject: monitor, do you play post?

Xie Yao didn't know why he suddenly asked this, and replied "I don't play much, I lost my account".

Xie Yao's original school also has its own post bar, which basically includes learning and consulting, finding people, confessing, and complaining.

But the scale of the school is small, the majority of people are serious about studying, and the post bar is not very active, and only a boring post about learning and asking for advice pops up in a week or two.

Xie Yao prefers to visit Zhihu, since he became the champion in the high school entrance examination.

The reason is naive and simple - it is convenient to pretend to be aggressive.

Gu Jiayang threw a link up, and then sent a few flowers and cheers emoji.

Xie Yao stacked up the books on the table and placed them at a comfortable height, then put the phone on top, feeling much more comfortable around his neck.

He clicked on the link and saw the title of the post, his hands shook slightly.

"Ming Cheng double bully fight record - bright school bully VS cold-faced school bully, who do you pick more?"

Bright, bright?

Xie Yao complained in the group: What the hell kind of title is this...

Li Xue: Hahahaha, I think the image is vivid and keeps up with the trend!

Gu Jiayang: He took a video of you and Yan Zhou fighting with those people in the second part, which is quite complete.

Li Xue stabbed a sword into Gu Jiayang's chest: "It's also participating in a fight, why isn't your name, Gu Jiayang, in the title?"

Zhao Jin: It's obviously a movie of three people, why don't you have a name.

Gu Jiayang: You guys are going too far! ! [30-meter broadsword.JPG]

Xie Yao ruthlessly sent a series of "hahahahahaha".After laughing at Gu Jiayang, Xie Yao carefully watched the video again.

In the video, he is indeed a bit handsome, protecting Gu Jiayang behind him like a chick.

Xie Yao frowned slightly.

He obviously asked those people to put away his mobile phone, but he was still secretly photographed.

He clicked on the homepage of the person who posted the post, and it looked like it was a girl. Most of the posts he posted were about idols and singing and dancing groups.

When he returned, he found that the post had been posted to more than 100 floors within a few minutes.

The previous few posts were carefully analyzing the looks and fighting postures of Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, and they were all occupied by nympho.Until he turned to the 50th floor, the painting style in the post bar suddenly became a little strange.

Floor 51: Don't you guys think that these two bullies go well together?

Floor 52: Upstairs sisters!You speak from my heart!

Xie Yaoxin said, what a fart, Yan Zhou doesn't even remember who he is now.

Also double bully, I prefer you call me bully.

He continued to scroll down.

Floor 53: The Shuangba combination is really cool! !And they are all from the third class, what kind of fate is this!

Floor 54: I have a melon here! !I heard that the school bully was sleeping soundly on his stomach in the morning because he stayed up late to fight the competition questions, but when he heard that the school bully was fighting, he immediately rushed out of the classroom to help the school bully!So loving!

Floor 55: Damn it!

F56: Is it true?

It's true that there are ghosts.It was even edited in a well-organized and logical way.

No, wait, think carefully about what the 54th floor said, it seems that except for staying up late and fighting the competition, everything is right.

But why does it sound so strange... Xie Yao supported his forehead, his temples throbbed, feeling like he had strayed into some unfamiliar territory.

This reminded him of a female classmate in their class who read weird novels all day long.That female classmate always leaned over from the front seat when Xie Yao was hooking shoulders with his gay friend Yang Xiaodong, with a strange gleam in her eyes.

It seems that he is talking to Yang Xiaodong, you and I.

He shook his head and exited the post bar.

Gu Jiayang: I saw someone offering a high price for the monitor’s WeChat ID and QQ!Excited to rub hands!

Li Xue: You only have money in your eyes...

Gu Jiayang: Just kidding, how dare I sell the monitor.

Zhao Jin: The squad leader is like an intangible wealth in my list now hahahaha.

Xie Yao: Calm down, calm down.

Gu Jiayang: Understood!

Xie Yao chatted for a while, and suddenly realized that the three of them probably had almost finished their homework, and he hadn't moved a single word.

Because it was just the beginning of school, and there were not too many homework, Xie Yao casually flipped through the physics and mathematics sections, directly used the question-checking software recommended by Zhao Jin, briefly checked the answers, and directly picked the steps and copied them.For Chinese, he directly found the answers in the exercise book on the Internet, and wrote them in Chinese translation.

In less than an hour, he scribbled through the main homework.

Yan Zhou's exercise book was in his hand. After Xie Yao finished writing, he couldn't help flipping through it.

Snow white, brand new, even the name is only written as "YZ".

The first big problem in mathematics, I wrote the word "solution" and threw it away.

Anyway, give a colon...

Xie Yao couldn't help but began to sigh again.He opened Zhihu, registered a new account, and asked a question piously and earnestly, humbly and humblely.

"This year's second year of high school, I am a student of language and mathematics, and only two of the opening exams have passed 60 (full score is 150). May I ask how hard I can be admitted to P University."

He thought for a while, and added another sentence, "The grades in the freshman year of high school are not bad."

In less than 15 minutes, he got two answers.

The first answer is to sincerely recommend him to try auto repair, excavator, beauty salon, chef and other majors, and point to Lanxiang and New Oriental next door.

The second answer is only a short sentence.

—With all due respect, I think you're thinking of peach.

Xie Yao: ...

Makes sense!