Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Xie Yao was speechless and didn't hold back a word for a long time.

Xin said that the dog had turned into a roundworm in his stomach, and he gave the answer before he even asked.

After a while, Xie Yao insisted, "Why are you telling me this? I'm not curious."

In fact, I was so curious that I exploded.

Yan Zhou didn't explain why he said this so suddenly, he just raised his chin to remind him that the bus is here.

The two of them could take a car to go back to the place where they had dinner with Li Jun last time. This time, the two of them took different paths and separated at the bus stop for the time being.

Xie Yao got into the car first, and there were a lot of people in the car, so he could only stand in the aisle and was squeezed into a sardine by a group of office workers.

He habitually turned his head to look at Yan Zhou, and found that Yan Zhou on the platform was also looking at him from afar.

The car bumped a few times and turned a crossroad. Xie Yao followed the inertia of the car and leaned over. When he looked again, Yan Zhou's figure had disappeared from his view.

Xie Yao's hand holding the handle of the bus tightened suddenly.

By the time he reacted, a thin layer of sweat had already wet his palms.

What they didn't know was that on the way back, the school's post bar had exploded.

Someone accidentally went to the office to carry homework, and saw the photo of Lao Yang on the table, the girl couldn't help but flip through it, and found a photo of Xie Yao and Yan Zhou.

Girls focus on knocking on CP every day, but they never thought that one day the sugar would come to their mouths in person.

She cautiously glanced out of the office, quickly took out her mobile phone, and took a serious photo of the two of them.Then I went back and began to carefully edit the picture, adjust the exposure, increase the sharpness, and finally, with the excitement of being pregnant in October and giving birth, I sent it to the CP building of the post bar.

The title of the post is more subtle and low-key.

"Is it what you imagined?"

When it was first hung in the CP building, no one noticed it, because the title was so vague that people didn't have much incentive to click on it.

Until the student Mingcheng started playing with his mobile phone after eating...

Then the whole building was like a prairie, echoing the screams of groundhogs all night, one after another, one after another.

Their CP building finally has a town floor plan! ! !

21L: I'm going to buy a house in this building tonight, and I'll live here for the rest of my life.

22L: Absolutely!Do you think that the photographer sneaked into the post bar, saw the CP building, and decided to help us realize our dreams.

23L: Sisters!If you can post pictures, you can post more, this one is not enough! !

……

Li Jun silently put down his cell phone, and seriously thought about why he was happier visiting the CP building as a boy than anyone else. The key was that the object was still his old acquaintance.

After reading a few short stories and short stories, the corners of Li Jun's mouth still maintained a strange upward arc, so he had to raise his hands to cover the corners of his mouth, and then pull it down.

Li Jun told himself, you have to calm down, you will be beaten by Brother Zhou if you do this.

Immediately sent a circle of friends.

"I, he. Mom can't calm down!!!"

Xie Yao happened to see this circle of friends, and commented a few question marks.

Li Jun replied: It's okay, don't worry about me, I'm just too immersed in the world of fantasy.

Fantasy world?This made Xie Yao a little curious.

When replying to Li Jun, he suddenly remembered that Li Jun should know about You Jingyi.

So he went directly to poke Li Jun.

Xie Yao: Do ​​you know You Jingyi?

Li Jun: Yes, hey, how do you know You Jingyi?

Xie Yao: She came to class in the afternoon to look for Brother Zhou, and saw that they were very close.

Li Jun was silent, he suddenly felt that he should be extra cautious when speaking now, otherwise he might just say something casually, and the CP building would collapse under his ruthless hands.

Who would have thought that he, a small car repairman who opened a shop outside the Mingcheng Gate, actually carried the CP dream of the entire post bar on his shoulders.

Li Jun thought about it, and replied: They are quite familiar.

Li Jun: But!Listen to me, although You Jingyi is chasing Yan Zhou, they are really not together!

The amount of information contained in these words is a bit large, and Xie Yao began to digest it slowly.

Before he could finish digesting it, Li Jun sent another urgent message asking: You Jingyi came to your class to look for Brother Zhou, and then what?what happened?

what happened?Xie Yao also wants to know?

Who made him shrink his neck, his brain twitched, and he slipped away first?

Xie Yao: I'm in a hurry to go to class, I don't know later.

When Li Jun saw this, he knew it in his heart.

Li Jun: You are so curious, right, little classmate.

Xie Yao was taken aback, and quickly flipped through the messages, trying to check which reply revealed his true feelings.

Li Jun: No wonder I saw that when you were eating today, you glanced at brother Zhou from time to time, you have a lot of little question marks, dear boy! !

Grass? ?

This Li Jun must have observed too carefully, he didn't notice it himself.

So Yan Zhou also noticed...

Xie Yao: It’s okay, I’m just a little curious, just a little bit.

Xie Yao: Actually, I still have a small question.Is it because of the brother Zhou she chased after, that's why the two know each other very well?

Li Jun: They have known each other for a long time, and their mothers are very familiar with each other, probably like girlfriends.In the past, You Jingyi liked to follow after Brother Zhou and call her brother, but when she got older, she wanted to chase after Brother Zhou.You Jingyi, a first-class student at Brother Zhou University, was absent for a year due to some reasons, so it just happened to go to Mingcheng together.

Xie Yao: Brother Zhou doesn't like her?

Li Jun: Brother Zhou rejected her, but he didn't tell us the reason.I feel that brother Zhou's views on mate selection are very fascinating...

When it comes to the concept of mate selection, it turned out that he shared with Xie Yao a classification of girls' personalities on Weibo. Li Jun said that he liked Yujie's style and asked Yan Zhou's preference.

In the end, Yan Zhou replied directly: I don't know, I can't choose.

He couldn't help thinking about the post bar again, and thought that the problem might not be because of gender.

But don't, Yuan Zhigao is already gay, if brother Zhou is gay again, if Xie Yao goes down the ditch, it will be too difficult for him to be a straight man in the gay den.

People call it the Beggar Gang, they call it the Gay Gang.

After chatting with Li Jun for a long time, Xie Yao vaguely felt that the white moonlight arranged in this script was not very reliable, probably because the script hadn't been updated for a long time, and he didn't know where it is now.

Even if Yan Zhou is in love, being in a long-distance relationship is still a pain in the ass...

What is he going to do, really want to help matchmaking?

Xie Yao looked at the WeChat chat dialog box and fell silent.

After a while, he turned off his phone and lay down on the spacious desk in a daze.

I can't quite figure out what I'm struggling with.

Ever since I made an inappropriate joke in my head after drinking last time, it seems that an inexplicable, tiny seed has fallen into my heart, causing commotion from time to time, but when I search carefully, I can't find it.

It feels a little uncomfortable.

This time, Yan Zhou just sent a message.

Xie Yao picked up his phone wearily and looked at it, only to find that Yan Zhou had sent him a question.

It was the first time that I immediately grabbed the draft paper and wrote the answer for him without seeing the news.

He sometimes feels like a tool man.

The kind of answering tool person who answers every question.

Xie Yao threw away his phone, went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Coke, opened the can and drank a couple of sips before feeling better.

He took a piece of tissue to wipe off the water on his hands, and then opened WeChat to send a message to Yan Zhou.

After he finished talking about the question in his hand, he found that doing the question was really a matter of clearing his mind.

Think about it carefully and go back to the source.

What is the purpose of connecting Yan Zhou and You Jingyi? It is to make Yan Zhou motivated to study and get admitted to the target college.

After all, love and Bai Yueguang are just auxiliary tools.

Materialist dialectics is well said, we must grasp the key points and resolve the principal contradiction.

Let's wait until the end of the midterm exam to see Yan Zhou's results.

Xie Yao successfully freed himself from the entanglement, and stretched his arms easily.

When Xie Yao arrived at school the next morning, he found out that something big happened to Mingcheng last night.

A senior high school student suffered from insomnia due to academic pressure, so he prescribed sleeping pills, but he swallowed all the rest in one go last night.

Because the amount was not large, and the family members discovered it not long after, nothing happened in the end.

In the morning reading class, almost all the students below were talking about this matter, most of them were sighing, and the rest were a little scared.

A classmate with good grades asked in a low voice: "Is the pressure so great in the third year of high school?"

Coupled with the midterm exam, the atmosphere in the class became a little tense for a while.

The school immediately invited two psychiatrists to station in the infirmary for senior high school students, and asked them to fill out a psychological self-test form, saying that if there is a problem, they must consult a psychiatrist. Don't delay, and don't be afraid.

In fact, Xie Yao turned out that this kind of thing happened in their school, but the school did not deal with it wisely, because they were all immersed in their studies, and the teacher felt that it was normal to have pressure, and often put "turning pressure into motivation" in the In fact, they don't care much about their psychological problems.

Lao Yang mentioned this matter in class, telling everyone to relax while studying.Before class, I wanted to emphasize the importance of the mid-term exam, but I decided not to mention it temporarily.

Gu Jiayang and the others are all optimists, and together with those in the last row who don't like to study, they fight and fight in the class after get out of class, which makes the tense atmosphere a lot more active.

Gu Jiayang said boldly: "If you feel any psychological pressure, you can come to chat with me, Gu Jiayang. I am super capable of chatting with you. Most of them are sand sculpture emojis. I hope you are happy and satisfied."

The group of people below laughed wildly.

Someone asked: "How much is an hour? I'll pay you tonight!"

Gu Jiayang raised his head: "Fifty cents a night, cheap sale!"

……

When school was about to leave at noon, Xie Yao didn't expect to meet You Jingyi again.

You Jingyi wore a purple plaid skirt today and replaced it with a lively high ponytail, her whole person is very energetic.

It is estimated that they have been waiting at the door for them to finish their classes. They were about to go out for dinner, but Yan Zhou was directly stopped by You Jingyi.

You Jingyi said very generously: "Brother, come have lunch with me at noon!"

Yan Zhou: "I'll go to the cafeteria with them, are you going?"

You Jingyi curled her lips: "Don't go to the cafeteria, my mother said she wanted to treat you to a meal before leaving, it's a compliment."

Yan Zhou paused, and quickly glanced at Xie Yao beside him.

Just happened to meet Xie Yao's eyes.

Xie Yao lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, and stood by the side waiting for his answer.

I only heard Yan Zhou say, "It's not convenient."

"Going out to eat at noon is a waste of time and delays studying in the afternoon."

Xie Yao:? ? ? ?

Listen to this nonsense, does it seem like a scumbag can say it? ? ?

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