Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

They walked all the way to the south gate of the school, but before they arrived, Xie Yao asked, "Are you going to the barbecue restaurant today?"

Yan Zhou paused, and then said after a while, "I'm on shift today."

Xie Yao: "Do you have a roster, send me a copy?"

Yan Zhou: "Okay."

Xie Yao checked the pictures sent from his mobile phone twice, and found that Yan Zhou usually ends after nine o'clock in the evening, and weekends are longer.

Xie Yao glanced at the time and urged him: "Then hurry up, you were delayed for a while, and it's already a bit late now. Send me a message when you get home in the evening, and I'll tell you about today's homework."

Yan Zhou frowned: "Forget about it today, you should go to bed earlier."

Xie Yao glanced at it: "Don't make excuses to be lazy, it's only the second day, and if you don't hurry up, I can already foresee the end of your mid-term. Come on, stop talking nonsense, what should you do, go tonight See."

After speaking, he was about to walk towards the bus station.

After taking two steps, I suddenly felt a sense in my heart and looked back, only to find that Yan Zhou hadn't moved.

"Is there anything else?" Xie Yao asked.

"...It's nothing." Yan Zhou shook his head, "By the way, I'll give you the USB flash drive, and you will give it to Xu Fenjin tomorrow."

Xie Yao took the flash drive and thanked him.

When he got home in the evening, he had finished his homework for the day after eating, and then started fishing and playing with his mobile phone, and found that Gu Jiayang was in the water again.

Gu Jiayang: I seem to have done something extraordinary...

Gu Jiayang: I am a little scared and panicked now...

Gu Jiayang: Squad leader, don't hit me when you know...

Gu Jiayang dropped a bunch of links in the group, and then ran away without saying a single word of shit.

Xie Yao looked at the string of familiar links, feeling vaguely ominous. He took a deep breath and clicked in to have a look.

After reading it, Xie Yao sent a message in the group.

Xie Yao: Gu Jiayang, come out...

Xie Yao: Do ​​things, let you do things all day long.[JPG]

Li Xue: @吴嘉阳, come out and get beaten.

Zhao Jin: @Gu Jiayang, come out and get beaten.

Xie Yao: Nothing else, I just want to ask you——

Xie Yao: What exactly are you thinking about this operation?

Gu Jiayang: Hug my head and cry.[JPG]

Xie Yao: I also want to hug my head and cry.smile.[JPG]

Gu Jiayang, in order to help Xie Yao divert the flames of war and the traffic concentrated in the scolding war, he pushed the following post to the top, who knows that he has a good eye, that post became popular quickly, and the popularity still can't go down, the building is getting higher and higher .

The title is very eye-catching.

"Shocking secret melon: The god of learning and the school bully video every day until [-] o'clock in the middle of the night!"

55L; The school bully said it himself in front of the dean!

56L: Mingcheng students have been promoting CP in Tieba for so many years, this is the first time they meet someone who admits so quickly! !

57L: I was right there, my mother, when I heard it, my mind went blank!

58L: Have we finally gotten real after all these years?It's been two years since I graduated! !

59L: I don't care what they are doing late night videos, anyway, it's here... I don't listen, I don't listen!It's all sugar!

60L: Even friendship is beautiful! ! ! (dog head

61L: Beautiful! ! !

62L: No matter what the two of them are doing, even if it's studying, I swallow it like sugar!

Xie Yao who is really studying: ...

He hasn't gone to the repost bar for a long time. On the one hand, it's because he's not interested. In fact, the main reason is that he doesn't dare to read it.He was afraid that when he saw it, the building related to him was much taller than before.

So simply let go of it, out of sight and out of mind.

The consequence of not going to the post bar for a long time is that Xie Yao's mental endurance has declined a bit, causing him to choke when he saw the post, and he was speechless for a long time.

Xie Yao: I have dream...

Xie Yao: I hope Yan Zhou’s dictionary doesn’t have a post bar.

Gu Jiayang came out to accept the beating at this moment, so he posted a sentence: Brother Zhou has seen the post bar.

Xie Yao:? ? ? ?What did you say? ?

Xie Yao: Wait a minute, what's going on? ? ?

Gu Jiayang: When you were sleeping in the morning, brother Zhou asked me to send him the link where Mingcheng discussed you in the post bar.

Gu Jiayang: Then I posted...

Xie Yao: Did he see the post below?

Gu Jiayang: I don't know either, so I knelt down gently.

Xie Yao: Gently kneel down and add one.

Gu Jiayang: Squad leader, I'm really sorry for you. I didn't realize that the sailors I bought from Taobao were so strong, so I'll be able to push them up in a while.

Gu Jiayang: The most important thing is that I didn't expect that I have such a good eye for reading posts, so I just picked one with the potential to be popular.

Xie Yao: Stop talking!I'm going to drink some water to calm down.

Xie Yao: If Brother Zhou sees those previous posts, I think I can dig out a courtyard with my toes in embarrassment.

Gu Jiayang: I will dig a parking lot for your courtyard...

Xie Yao: Goodbye to you!

Xie Yaozhen ran to fill a glass of water, and remembered that he hadn't taken the cold medicine yet, so he sat on the sofa and took the medicine.

He forgot that the cold medicine had a hypnotic effect, so he couldn't help feeling sleepy after taking it. He braced himself to take a shower, and then moved a small table on the bed to do his homework.

After only writing for a while, the drowsiness became more and more intense, until I was dragged into the vortex of sleep.

It turned out that it was only eight o'clock.

He had no choice but to set an alarm clock for 09:30, intending to sleep for a while, but when he opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning.

Several papers were spread randomly on the bed, and one of them was pressed under his arm with a pleat on it.

Xie Yao almost bounced up from the bed, and hurried to touch his phone, only to find that it wasn't even six o'clock.

Sleepy Xie Yao cut into WeChat, clicked on Yan Zhou's profile picture, and found two records that the other party had hung up.

Xie Yao: I took cold medicine yesterday and was too sleepy to wake up.

Xie Yao: I set the alarm clock, but I didn't hear it at all, absolutely nothing.

Xie Yao: His face was swollen.[JPG]

After the morning reading class, Xie Yao went to Xu Fenjin's office.

The staff in Xu Fenjin's office is almost the same as yesterday's configuration.

The owner of the convenience store stood in front of the desk with his thick waist propped up and his neck stuck up. He had the attitude of swearing not to leave if he didn't get money today.

Xu Fenjin was about to be driven crazy by this man. On the one hand, he really didn't want him to call the police, because no matter which student did it, as Mingcheng's school, he didn't want the matter to become serious; When it came to the real perpetrator, he couldn't give the boss an explanation, so he could only let the convenience store boss come and make trouble.

But this big brother also likes to pick the morning time.

In the morning, Xu Fenjin likes to inspect the morning reading classes of each class in the second grade of high school as usual. He sticks to the window to catch the classmates who are playing with mobile phones and sleeping in the classroom, and arranges self-criticism from time to time. This is his favorite thing in the morning.

However, this big brother deprived Xu Fenjin of his morning love activities for two consecutive days, and he could only drink health tea with Lao Yang with his head depressed.

Xie Yao walked into the office calmly.

Xu Fenjin saw that Xie Yao's head was getting bigger, and he thought to himself that the owner of the convenience store felt sorry for you yesterday, but today you took the initiative to run towards the muzzle of the gun.

Lao Yang didn't know why he came here, and his face was full of doubts.

However, the owner of the convenience store became excited when he saw Xie Yao, and for some reason, he had an inexplicable attachment to Xie Yao, pointing at Xie Yao was just another talk.

"I went back yesterday and thought about it. You must have done it."

"I heard that your kid has good grades. He must have a good brain. After finishing his work, he will definitely confess to the people around him."

"That group of people are all your friends, and it's a matter of minutes to help you talk."

Lao Yang finally couldn't bear it anymore:

"Didn't you bypass this problem yesterday, why did you suspect that it came from the students in our class today?"

Lao Yang reminded: "That Xie Yao, the morning reading class has already started, you should hurry back to class."

Xie Yao nodded, but said to Xu Fenjin: "Teacher, can I use the computer to put down the video?"

Then he said to the convenience store owner: "This is the video surveillance outside the wall of your store in the early hours of yesterday. You can watch it carefully, and don't mistake the person on it."

The video is over.

The owner of the convenience store fell silent after reading it, like a balloon filled with gas suddenly being punctured by someone, and the whole person fell silent.

Xu Fenjin stared at the screen where the recording was suspended: "This...is this?"

Xie Yao said calmly: "A classmate in Xiang Ming's class climbed over the wall to enter the campus last night and then found it out with a big bag of minibuses. This video was found from the surveillance video of the store on Beimenwai Street. If you don't believe me, , you can go to the store to confirm. I can only help so much.”

He temporarily put the flash drive on Xu Fenjin's side, then turned to the convenience store owner and said, "If you still think this person is me, then I'm really sorry, uncle, you may go to have your eyesight checked."

Convenience store owner: "..."

The convenience store owner softened his tone and lowered his voice, and said to Xu Fenjin: "It seems that Xie Yao from your class did not do it."

Xie Yao said to Xu Fenjin: "Teacher, the person in this video not only stole things, but also deliberately threw my school badge in the convenience store."

Xu Fenjin said seriously: "I will deal with this matter seriously."

Xie Yao nodded and was about to go out when he suddenly remembered something, turned around and said to the boss, "I still need your apology."

The owner of the convenience store was stunned, and stood awkwardly in the office. The eyes of the three fell on him together, and no one said a word.

His thick and thick eyebrows were deeply frowned, and after a while, he slowly spoke out.

"Student Xie really didn't do this, I was too anxious..."

"And then?" Xie Yao raised his eyebrows.

The man struggled a bit, and finally said, "I'm sorry."

Xie Yao just let him go now, and raised the phone in his hand: "It's all recorded, I'll go to the school post bar to clarify later."

The man opened his mouth, raised his hand to wipe off the sweat on his forehead, and said vaguely: "Student, so... I will let you spend a hundred yuan in our store for free, see if you can...don't post it on any Internet. I This is also because I was in a hurry to get angry and mistakenly thought it was you who did it."

Xie Yao smiled: "Farewell, I don't dare to consume when you ask me to consume. Some classmates bought expired things at your house, but you still don't admit it. I seriously suspect that the food safety and quality of your store is not up to standard, and it is still Unscrupulous merchants."

After saying this, he walked out the door gracefully and unrestrainedly.

Yan Zhou: "Finished?"

Xie Yao nodded: "It went very well, and I feel a little better now."

He glanced at Yan Zhou: "Because I'm in a better mood now, I want to tell you a few things about yesterday's homework."

Yan Zhou: "..."

Xie Yao didn't pay much attention to how the school dealt with the student who stole things in the follow-up. He immediately threw the audio on the post bar, attracting a bunch of "students are so good!", "students are awesome!" !” and other flattering remarks.Those who supported Xie Yao before left a message on the post, and all the IDs who slandered Xie Yao should apologize one by one in the building, otherwise they will scold them every time they see them in the future.

Gu Jiayang has been paying attention to the battle situation, and he couldn't help turning his head to report to Xie Yao after class: "Squad leader, the nonsense about you in the post bar before is silent."

Unprepared, Xie Yao heard Yan Zhou beside him say: "That's pretty fast."

Xie Yao: "Brother...have you read the post before?"

Yan Zhou let out a "hmm".

Xie Yao's hand holding the pen couldn't help shaking, and he asked as naturally and casually as possible: "Then you... didn't see anything strange, did you?"

Yan Zhou: "What do you mean?"

Xie Yao didn't know what to say, so he had to ask from the side: "That's right, did you see the post about you?"

Yan Zhou: "I haven't seen mine alone, but we have seen several together."

Xie Yao's brain crashed instantly.

He couldn't control it for a while, and made a "grass".

When Gu Jiayang in front heard it, his neck became visibly stiff, and he lost his grip on the pen and fell to the ground.

Xie Yao silently covered his face, bent down and forcibly picked up the pen for Gu Jiayang in the front row, Gu Jiayang also bent down to pick up the pen, the two of them picked it up, neither of them was willing to raise their waist to face Yan Zhou.

Gu Jiayang whispered: "Squad leader, what should I do now, let me say that he knows everything."

Xie Yao glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "I don't know...Let me dig out a courtyard first, I need to slow down."

Gu Jiayang: "The monitor, take it easy, come on!"

Xie Yao: "..."

Yan Zhou tapped Xie Yao's desk with his knuckles: "What are you talking about?"

Xie Yao got up slowly and looked at the textbooks on his desk without turning his eyes. He really hoped that it was the time for class, so that he could hide his embarrassment.

That's when photographic memory becomes a terrible skill.

He also clearly remembers a certain title.

"Shocking melon! A student surnamed Xie is chasing after a school bully surnamed Yan in their class!"

Come on, even the title has a familiar flavor and style.

Xie Yao was silent for a while, and tentatively asked, "Can I ask about my impressions after watching it?"

Yan Zhou said in an ordinary tone: "CP building? They have always liked this."

Grass? ?Wait a minute, why did Yan Zhou know that this thing is called CP building? ?

Xie Yao felt like a mouthful of old phlegm stuck in his throat and couldn't get it out.

It turned out that he was embarrassed by himself for so long? ?

The courtyard house was wiped out.

Xie Yao spoke out slowly with difficulty: "Didn't you say you don't play Post Bar?"

Yan Zhou: "They used to watch Li Jun, but now they don't play much."

Xie Yao: "..."

He couldn't help but let out another "grass".

At this moment, Lao Yang who entered the door successfully paused his collapsing inner world.

Lao Yang: "Are Xie Yao and Chen Ning in class? You two come out."

A few good students in the class, who didn't know whether it was out of gossip or envy, booed "Wow".

Usually this kind of one-time call a man and a woman will be booed, and Xie Yao used to be like this in his class.

Chen Ning glanced at Xie Yao across the aisle, and couldn't help but smile on her face.

Lao Yang's voice was relatively bright. Although he was talking to the two of them, half of the class basically heard it.

"It's like this. The new school uniform will be released soon. In order to facilitate the students to choose the color, the school plans to select a few people to try it on, and then take a group of photos."

"You two have a good image, you are photogenic, and your grades are not bad. When the time comes, take photos for the students to see, and it will also increase the students' acceptance of the new school uniform."

Looking at the two talented and beautiful classmates in front of him, Lao Yang was very satisfied and felt that he had chosen the right one.

After coming down, some students couldn't help but said: "Wow, the school has really worked hard for the new uniform."

"I actually figured out how to find a model."

"Both of them will look good in whatever they wear, so why not choose a fart..."

"The point is, I think it will be the difference between a buyer's show and a buyer's show when I change my clothes."

Chen Ning's female tablemate was a bit off-centered, and she whispered excitedly: "This, this... can you take a couple photo effect! Wow, it's okay to take a couple photo for a fee. Tsk tsk tsk, you finally To reap wonderful..."

Before she finished speaking, Chen Ning covered her mouth. Chen Ning's face was a little red, and she was obviously caught in her mind: "Shut up, you know a lot."

The author has something to say: Lao Yang said to Yan Zhou: It’s not good to be handsome when taking pictures...