Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

After Yan Zhou left, Xie Yao had almost packed his things, and his eyes fell on the half bottle of water left on the table.

He was in a daze for a moment, and finally stuffed the water bottle into the side of his schoolbag.

On the way back, the phone vibrated a few times, Xie Yao took it out and took a look.

Yan Zhou: The photography skills are not good.

Yan Zhou: Thanks to my good looks.

Xie Yao: Pull you down, you are quite narcissistic, and you are demanding.

Yan Zhou: Look carefully, everyone in this photo has their eyes closed except me.

Yan Zhou: You can pick out three or four emoticons from the snapshot.

Xie Yao: Get lost... Believe it or not, I'll pick you out to make an emoji.

Xie Yao: Besides, you were the one who was filming, I don’t care what other people do.

After he sent this message, there was a sudden silence over there, and there was no reply for several minutes.Xie Yao became a little uneasy, read the news again, and suddenly realized that what he seemed to say was a bit ambiguous.

If this sentence is translated by his little cousin who likes to read romance, it may be translated into——

I only see...

As soon as this idea had sprouted, Xie Yao immediately ruthlessly strangled it in the cradle, uprooting it completely.

Xie Yao glanced at the phone, thinking that the dog dared to make me cold, and unilaterally decided to ignore Yan Zhou.

He got up and planned to get some instant noodles for dinner, but he went to the big packaging bag and found that there were only three packets of rattan pepper chicken left.

rattan pepper...

Xie Yao wanted to slap himself and let him choose the flavor he likes to eat every time. Now that it's done, the rest are all the ones he doesn't want to eat.

There is a truth that goes well, the delicious ones should be mixed with the bad ones, so that the bad ones can be eaten faster.

Ask who spoke this truth.

Xie Yao said it himself.

The phone vibrated again, and Xie Yao quickly clicked on it.

The last sentence is Xie Yao's "You were the one who took the picture, I don't care what other people do".

Yan Zhou replied: Then I am treated well.

A few simple words liberated Xie Yao from the unhappiness just now, and unilaterally gave up the strategy of ignoring Yan Zhou.

Yan Zhou: I've arrived at the barbecue restaurant. I just had something to do and didn't read the news.

Xie Yao was very satisfied with his attitude of not knowing the news and explaining a little bit. He glanced at the unpacked instant noodles beside him, propped his arms on the stove, and sent a message to Yan Zhou with his hands still stained with water.

Xie Yao: By the way, I have a question for you.

Yan Zhou:?

Xie Yao: How do I make the instant noodles more delicious? If I don’t want to put the original seasoning packet in it.

Yan Zhou: If you have tomatoes, you can slice them into thin slices and cook in soup. You can directly make egg noodles with tomatoes. You can also add ham.

Xie Yao: There are no tomatoes and no eggs.

Yan Zhou: You can use shredded pork without eggs.

Xie Yao: No meat either.

Yan Zhou: Are you playing with me? ? ?

As if seeing the deflated look of that man, Xie Yao turned his head and laughed.

Yan Zhou: What do you have at home?

Xie Yao: There was a bag of pickled mustard left yesterday.

Yan Zhou: ...

Yan Zhou: It is recommended to eat dry.

Yan Zhou: Eat it directly.

Yan Zhou: Try it?

Grass? ?This person is too much, let him eat it? ?It's not a raccoon.

Xie Yao gritted his back molars, sent Yan Zhou an emoji of handcuffing, threw his phone aside, and once again unilaterally decided to ignore him.

After a while, I decided to go downstairs to buy some ingredients.There is a large supermarket nearby in the community where Xie Yao lives, but it is not near the south gate where Xie Yao often walks, but on a street outside the north gate, so it takes 10 minutes to walk around the community.

He likes to wander around in the supermarket, looking here and there, and especially likes to go to the aquatic area to see turtles and goldfish. By the time he procrastinates to buy things and leaves the supermarket with a plastic bag, the sky is already dark.

He looked at the things in his hand, a box of eggs, a bag of ham, a large bag of instant noodles... He thought that the food for the next few days should be fine.

When passing the corner, the wind suddenly turned cold, the fallen leaves on the corner of the street whirled and flew up, and the sound of cicadas became weaker.After a while, a few drops of cold rain fell on Xie Yao's face.

Xie Yao raised his hand and wiped it casually, not caring, but quickened his pace.

However, he underestimated the power of the torrential rain in City C. It took less than 40 seconds from the first drop of rainwater falling on his face until the downpour hit, completely dousing Xie Yao who didn't have an umbrella.

All other hustle and bustle of the world is hidden, only the roar of the heavy rain is left in my ears.

Xie Yao held the plastic bag in one hand, and raised the other hand to cover his eyebrows to prevent the rain from blurring his vision.

He ran home in embarrassment in the rain, and when he stood in the elevator, the rain dripped from his body, leaving a circle of water stains around his feet.

After returning in a hurry, Xie Yao casually left his things at the entrance, quickly went into the bedroom to find clean clothes, grabbed a towel, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, he breathed a sigh of relief, casually brushed two handfuls of hair with a towel, then put the towel on his shoulders, and directly carried the ingredients from the entrance into the kitchen, intending to make two casual bites.

He looked at a box of eggs, eager to fry an egg.

It failed.

The eggs were firmly stuck to the pan, and the egg yolks and whites were mixed together, and even a shovel could not get them off. Xie Yao had to use a dish towel to pick them off bit by bit.

This failed fried egg directly wiped out all Xie Yao's patience in cooking.

He boiled the pot with water, and finally started his old profession - instant noodles.

He is really like an instant noodle machine with no emotions.

After hastily filling his stomach, Xie Yao went to finish the last test paper in today's homework, then turned on his mobile phone leisurely, and found that it was almost nine o'clock.

It was still raining heavily outside, flooding the buildings and streets that criss-crossed with ups and downs.The rain falling on the window smudges into rain flowers, mixing the world into one.

He suddenly remembered the rainy day before, when he asked Yan Zhou to take him to the bus station on a motorcycle.

Riding a motorcycle this day doesn't feel safe.

Xie Yao looked out the window, hesitated for a while, and then sent a message to Yan Zhou.

Xie Yao: Don't ride your bike back today, take a taxi, it's raining heavily outside...

At this time, news from the small group of four came out. He thought that Yan Zhou would not have time to reply to him because of his part-time job, so he cut into their small group to see what Gu Jiayang and the others were talking about.

Unexpectedly, Yan Zhou quickly replied "Mmm".

Xie Yao stared at the word "um" for a while, imagining that Yan Zhou's expression at the moment should still be that kind of indifferent, unhurried.

Xie Yao glanced at the weather outside again, and complained: The bad weather in City C is over, and the rain will come when it comes.

Yan Zhou: .

? ?

He had long wanted to ask what the period meant, had he read the message?

Xie Yao: Were you kidnapped or did you have your hand broken?When the hand is broken, just say it. What does it mean to say a period?

There was no reply to the message again, Xie Yao raised his eyebrows, not sure if Yan Zhou was busy.

After a while, Yan Zhou sent a voice message.

"Your aunt was having a small meeting just now, so it's inconvenient to send a message."

The background of the voice is not noisy, so the low-pitched magnetism in the voice is more obvious.

Xie Yao: You still send messages during meetings?Reported to my aunt.

Yan Zhou: ...

Xie Yao: Are you going back?

Yan Zhou: Yes.

In another chat record, a small group of four people were frantically discussing the new school uniform.

Gu Jiayang: The matter of school uniforms seems to be a final decision. It is the few items we selected on the list before, and we choose within this range.

Li Xue: I just want to know how many kickbacks this garment factory gave the school. The school is really blind...

Zhao Jin: My focus is different.

Zhao Jin: Last time I asked my mother for [-] to buy a new school uniform, but actually spent [-] to buy a game skin.Now I really have to buy a new school uniform, it's over! !

Gu Jiayang happily gave an idea at the side: just tell your mother, you walked well on the road, but lost one.

Zhao Jin: My mother believed in ghosts.

Li Xue: Alas, the exciting Japanese and Korean school uniforms just say goodbye to us.

Gu Jiayang: It’s okay, you can still think about it in your dreams.

Facing Gu Jiayang, Li Xue smiled and drew out her 50-meter broadsword.

Xie Yao: Wear whatever you want.

Zhao Jin: Squad leader, you are standing and talking without pain in your back, and you have a figure that can be worn casually. Our situation is very difficult!

Gu Jiayang: No way...

Li Xue: Hehe, it's you two, don't count me in, my wife has a very standard figure.

Xie Yao was a little puzzled, and replied: "I'm not the only one, isn't Yan Zhou dressed well?"There seems to be nothing wrong with the clothes.

Gu Jiayang: ...

Gu Jiayang: Comrades, listen up, now I declare that I will draw a 13th parallel, which is incompatible with the squad leader and brother Zhou.Both of these two belong to the kind who don't have the number [-] in their hearts.

Zhao Jin let out a string of goose calls.

After chatting for a while, Li Xue asked, "Have you finished all your homework?" and knocked Gu Jiayang and Zhao Jin back to their prototypes. Gu Jiayang let out a "beep", and then the two stopped talking, probably drooping their heads and going back to do their homework. .

Xie Yao looked at the time, it was just at 09:30, so he went online on time to urge Yan Zhou.

Xie Yao: in

Yan Zhou: Yes.

Yan Zhou didn't expect Xie Yao to make a video call directly.

It was raining heavily outside. Although he came back by taxi, his right arm holding the umbrella was already wet. His hand was wet and he was hesitating to pick it up later.

As a result, the water touched the interface and accidentally touched the green button to answer.

Xie Yao saw the interface on Yan Zhou's side shaking for a long time, and the sound of things being placed on the table came from the earphones. After a while, Yan Zhou's face appeared in front of the screen.

Xie Yao: "Ah, did you just come back?"

Xie Yao saw that the broken hair on Yan Zhou's forehead was a little damp, and a small lock was hanging on the eyelashes, making them look black and long.

Yan Zhou grabbed the towel and wiped the water off his arms and face, looked at the camera, and asked, "What's wrong with your voice?"

"My voice? Can't you hear clearly?" Xie Yao asked suspiciously, "Wait a minute, I'll go and change the earphones."

"No, it's a bit nasal." Yan Zhou paused, "Did you get caught in the rain?"

"Hey, is there any?" Xie Yao cleared his throat, "I went out without an umbrella and got soaked, so I said that the ghost weather in City C is really terrible."

He simply said: "It's not a big problem, it's all right."

Yan Zhou glanced at the time: "Why don't you wait for me a little longer, I'll take a shower and come right away."

Xie Yao: "Okay."

Yan Zhou reminded: "Go and get some cold medicine first."

Hearing what Yan Zhou said, he belatedly realized that his throat was a little uncomfortable, so he hung up his earphones and went directly to drink water, and then searched for cold medicine.

and was not found.

There were very few things in this house. On the first day Xie Yao moved in, he found that there was no smell of fireworks. The decoration style was simple and Nordic, and it was deserted and a bit bleak.

In the end, he could only pour himself a cup of hot water to comfort himself—drinking some hot water can cure all diseases.

After drinking the water, he found that there was still sound in the earphones, so he fished out the phone to check, but Yan Zhou forgot to turn off the video.

The phone was facing the ceiling of Yanzhou's living room, and Xie Yao remembered it very clearly, because the ceiling was slightly yellow due to its old age, and one piece had fallen off.

When eating, Xie Yao was afraid that the ceiling wall might fall into the soup.

There was a faint sound of water coming from the earphones, obviously some old man was taking a bath.

Xie Yao lost his mind, and after a while, he quickly hung up the video.

It's just taking a shower, what the hell is he doing...

It doesn't matter if you don't mention taking a bath, when you mention taking a bath, Xie Yao thinks of something that makes you a little angry.

So, when Yan Zhou walked out of the bathroom, the first thing he heard Xie Yao say was:

"You didn't turn off the video just now."

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows: "I didn't put my phone in the bathroom."

Xie Yao: "That's the problem."

Yan Zhou: "?"

Xie Yao: "The problem is - you, he. Mom, have seen all of me, and I can only listen to the voice??"

He is serious.

Yan Zhou: "..."

Then he raised his forehead and said: "Xueba, your brain circuit is a bit amazing."

Xie Yao: "Is there any? Tsk, no matter how you look at it, I am at a loss."

Yan Zhou's voice suddenly got closer, and it fell into Xie Yao's ear in a low voice: "So you want to take advantage of this?"

Xie Yao was stunned for a few seconds, feeling a little short-circuited in his brain, and asked stutteringly, "Why, how do you take it back?"

Yan Zhou said casually, "Will you watch me take off my clothes?"

Yan Zhou had just finished taking a shower, and the air conditioner hadn't turned on yet, so the room was a bit stuffy.

So he tugged at the neckline casually.

This action made Xie Yao think that he was really going to take off, so he hurriedly stopped him, and hurriedly said: "Take off, I'm just joking with you. Am I such a stingy person?"

Yan Zhou wiped his hair with a towel, and said lightly, "It's up to you."

He was so close to the screen that Xie Yao could clearly see the little mole on the side of his nose.Maybe it's because he just took a shower, now Yan Zhou doesn't look sharp at all, his brows and eyes are gently drawn, and his hair is softly draped over his forehead.

Xie Yao couldn't help rubbing his ears with his palm, and found that the tip of the ear was a little hot.

He calmed down, poured himself another glass of water, and then sat back at the desk: "It's getting late, go and take out the book, or you'll have to stay up late tonight."

Xie Yao: "By the way, when will your part-time job end?"

Yan Zhou thought for a while: "There is still one month."

During the day, Xie Yao condensed the knowledge points of several subjects, intending to pass it quickly to Yan Zhou at night, and then choose a few representative examples for Yan Zhou to write.

Xie Yao: "Say hello in advance, my teaching method may be a bit aggressive, and the speed is still very fast, you should concentrate."

Yan Zhou: "What else should I pay attention to?"

Xie Yao: "It's gone... And what's more, you can just copy your homework every day, don't write every question, it's a waste of time."

Xie Yao clattered through the books in his hand, and explained: "The radical teaching method means that you don't have to follow the teacher's schedule to attend lectures and do homework for the time being, because the schedule is too late. Follow me, will it work?"

The pen on Yan Zhou's fingertips circled around, without much hesitation: "Okay."

After a while, he said again: "By the way, let me remind you, I don't have money to pay the tuition fees. Xueba, you may be doing voluntary labor."

Xie Yao, who got 10 yuan in unjust gains and was fulfilling his tutoring duties little by little: "..."

A poor student with a calm expression reminded, "I'm done talking, you can start."

Xie Yao really wanted to crawl over the network cable and beat him up.

After 10 minutes, Yan Zhou couldn't help sighing that Xueba is worthy of being a Xueba, he really can quickly enter the state in 1 minute, and he was still teased by him in the last second.

He listened carefully to the knowledge points of the person on the other end of the video. His voice was a nice boyish voice, bright and clear.

Talking until twelve o'clock, Xie Yao covered his mouth with his hands and yawned, raised his head, stretched his neck, and moved his arms.

Yan Zhou: "I'll do the rest by myself, why don't you go to bed first?"

Xie Yao: "Are you sleepy?"

Yan Zhou shook his head: "I haven't."

So Xueba said very strictly: "Then you continue to do it. Today's task must be completed in one go, and you can't delay it on the first day. I will lie on my stomach for a while, and call me when you are done.

When it was over, I added a sentence: "Control the time yourself, don't overtime."

After saying this, Xie Yao lay down on the table with one arm under his pillow, earphones still plugged in his ears, and the top of his head was facing the screen, showing only a small hair twist.

Xie Yao still underestimated the success of being woken up. Yan Zhou didn't respond to waking him up several times, and even switched arms and continued to sleep on his pillow.

"Xie Yao?"

"Squad leader?"

"Thank you monitor?"

Yan Zhou shook his head, suddenly he couldn't bear to play the national anthem for him.

He recalled the name of the proprietress Xie Yao in the store before, he was a little uncertain, and finally shouted softly with the mentality of giving it a try.

"distant?"

Xie Yao seemed to have been tapped, and said something.

Yan Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shouted again.

This time Xie Yao had a clear reaction, and let out a muffled and reluctant "hmm".

Without thinking carefully about how he was woken up, Xie Yao raised his body in a trance, rubbed his eyes: "I finished writing? I'm sorry, I accidentally fell asleep."

Because he slept on his stomach, there was a red mark on the pillow in front of his forehead.

By the time the topic was finished, it was almost 01:30.Xie Yao washed up and went to bed in a drowsy state.

The next day he found that he really had a cold and his throat hurt badly.But rushing to school, the nearby pharmacy was not in the same way as the school, so he had to stay next to him first, and wanted to go directly to the school infirmary to get cold medicine when the time came.

Xie Yao was not on duty today, so he came directly to the classroom and handed in his homework early.After a while, Yan Zhou also arrived.

At the end of Yan Zhou's homework, he only wrote a few questions, and copied the rest directly according to Xie Yao's instructions.

Xie Yao hadn't had time to take out his morning textbook when a classmate ran in in a panic.

"Squad leader, Xu Fenjin asked you to go to his office."

The classmate kindly reminded: "Squad leader, be careful, I think Xu Fenjin's face is very ugly."