Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

After returning home, he threw the bag directly at the entrance, then grabbed a pillow to cushion it, lay on the sofa and took out his mobile phone leisurely.

Xie Yao actually passed Yuan Zhigao's friend application on the way before coming to Yan Zhou's house, but he hadn't had time to read the WeChat message Yuan Zhigao sent him afterwards.

Yuan Zhigao: Good student~~~

Yuan Zhigao: photo.[JPG]

Yuan Zhigao: photo.[JPG]

Yuan Zhigao: photo.[JPG]

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As soon as Xie Yao poked in, he saw that Yuan Zhigao sent him nearly ten selfies at once. In the photos, Lao Yuan was dressed in different clothes, but they were all coquettish, with deliberate expressions. It was very obvious that the screen was full of gays. The air rushed out.

Xie Yao felt a strange feeling in his heart.

He felt that he suddenly understood the mood of his cousin when he went on a blind date—the blind date was a little narcissistic, and he frantically sent selfies, with the subtext of asking for praise and praise.

Xie Yao: Scattering Flowers.[JPG]

It's always right to sprinkle flowers, just be vague.Xie Yao was thinking about what message to send next, how to euphemistically tell the other party that he was not interested in him, but Yuan Zhigao seemed to be staying by his phone all the time, as soon as he finished sending flowers, it would show that he was typing.

Yuan Zhigao: Finally waiting for you!

Yuan Zhigao: Let me introduce myself, my lord Yuan Zhigao, attributes, 173, 1.

Yuan Zhigao: Is that number necessary?shy.[JPG]

Xie Yao: "?????"

What do you mean? ? ?

He sent a screenshot of his chat history directly to Yan Zhou, and asked: I don't seem to understand, what should I do?I'm blindsided now.

Yan Zhou: ...

Yan Zhou: No need to call him, I'll call this mentally handicapped man.

Looking at the chat screenshot of Yuan Zhigao's message, Yan Zhou rubbed his temples and made a phone call with a headache.

Yuan Zhigao's surroundings were a bit noisy, and the voice was loud: "Hey brother! What are you doing?"

Yan Zhou: "No... I'll just ask, what kind of mess are you sending to Xie Yao?"

Yuan Zhigao: "Xie Yao told you? Hehehe, I just want to introduce my basic situation."

Yan Zhou: "He is not with you, I asked."

He asked Xie Yao downstairs if he disliked him before, and Xie Yao said that if his friend was, then he would not hate his friend because of it.Although this does not directly mean that he is not, the implied meaning is actually very obvious.

Yuan Zhigao: "I have given up the bottom line of height. Even if it is not the same, I have to try it bravely. What if it is broken by me? Fate is not all given by God, you have to fight for it yourself."

Yan Zhou didn't know where to complain for a while: "...fight for a fart."

Yuan Zhigao: "Ahhh?? What are you talking about? It's too loud here and I can't hear you clearly. Let's just leave it at that."

Yan Zhou who was hung up on the phone: ... This kid is definitely pretending not to hear on purpose.

He had no choice but to turn around and tell Xie Yao to ignore him, and then saw the message Xie Yao had just sent him.

Xie Yao: How can you reply to my message in seconds! ! !Don't you want to do your homework? ! !So careless! !

Yan Zhou: ...

Yan Zhou: I'm too lazy to care about you.

Here Xie Yao is still struggling with how to tell Yuan Zhigao about this matter.

Xie Yao: It’s like this buddy, I’m not interested in boys, I think I still need to make it clear to you.

Yuan Zhigao: I am not a boy now, I am already a man!

A question mark slowly appeared above Xie Yao's head—is there a fucking difference? ? ?

Xie Yao: No, no, buddy, you got it wrong, I mean I'm not gay, we can't, don't bother hooking me up.

Yuan Zhigao persevered: Can you tell me what you are not satisfied with me?I change!

Xie Yao couldn't laugh or cry: Can you tell me what you like about me?I also change!

This is the first time Xie Yao has encountered such a situation. In the past, there were girls who came to confess his love at school, but he always gently refused every time, and he also encouraged others to study hard for university entrance exams. It is not the case that girls come to stalk many.

Yuan Zhigao: I like that you are a man.

Xie Yao raised his forehead: Dude, I really can't change this...

Yuan Zhigao: Oh...do I have to stop here!So unhappy!

Xie Yao: Please be willing!

The two chatted for a while, Yuan Zhigao probably felt that Xie Yao's tone was not loose, and there was no hope at all, so he had to give up for the time being.

Yuan Zhigao: Alas... I still feel such a pity!We are so destined!

Xie Yao: You will definitely meet the right person in the end!I sincerely bless you!

After typing this sentence, Xie Yao breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that a serious matter had been resolved, he collapsed on the sofa, and fell into a state of not wanting to move again.

He held up his mobile phone, resting his head on a pillow, and flicked through various apps at random, trying to find something interesting to look at.

Oh yes, the last time I knew that he went to private message someone else, I don’t know if that person saw the message.

Z: Your situation is similar to that of a friend of mine.

Xie Yao: Does your friend also want to take the P major?

Z: Yes, he also wants to take the exam, but his grades are not particularly good.

This is Z's reply a day ago. Xie Yao thought about it and replied: Actually, there should still be hope for this grade in the P major, and it's only the second semester of high school.

After a while, he posted another sentence: Actually, I also have a friend who wants to take the exam... His grades are not good, so I asked on Zhihu for him.

Xie Yao: The monthly exam has just ended, and his grades are still not very good.

The hands of the wall clock in the living room clicked. Xie Yao looked at the time and found that it was eleven o'clock.After yawning while slumped on the sofa covering his mouth, he looked at WeChat again, and neither Yan Zhou nor Yuan Zhigao sent any more messages.

Do you have any questions to ask him?

Xie Yao rubbed his eyes, remembering that he had to do laundry tonight.After washing his clothes, he was so sleepy that he fell asleep immediately after washing.

The next day, the alarm clock rang for a long time before Xie Yao stretched out his hand and slid it off.

He opened his empty eyes, panting heavily, and stared at the ceiling in a daze.

It's been a long time since he had such a real dream. In the ten seconds after he turned off the alarm clock, he couldn't even tell whether it was a dream or reality.

He raised his hand to cover the glare of the light, and the sunlight outside the window slipped through his fingers, warm and silent.

Just now he had a dream that was completely different from this sunshine, a somewhat gloomy time in high school before.

It is said that the external environment will have a subtle influence on the personality, especially the extreme environment will lead to the collapse of the mentality.

But at that time, no classmates bullied him, no one blamed him, everyone treated him very well...

But there was something wrong with him.

Gradually, he found that when he got the question, he had forced himself to remember every key information in the question, counted every step correctly, and even wrote the next question, he couldn’t help thinking——Did I write all the previous ones? wrong.

Did I read the title just now?Is there something I missed?

For liberal arts reading, he would even force himself to read it word by word.

That's not right... He knew he had a problem, but he couldn't control himself.

I can't help but panic and worry.

During that period of time, his efficiency dropped sharply. During the two hours of the exam, he could actually only write for one hour. He spent the remaining hour in a daze and sleeping. If he didn’t do this, his head would hurt.

"Student master didn't pass the test this time..."

"I guess he's sick."

"Maybe it's because this exam is not the right way for Xueba. Xueba must prefer to do hell-level questions."

Then his parents will comfort him: "It's okay, one exam means nothing, just keep working hard! It will be easy for you to find the cause of the mistake and correct it next time."

He hates this kind of cycle very much. Compared with the reasons and comforts others give him, he hopes that someone will scold him and tell him that it is wrong for you to behave like this. neither.

However, no one would say that. Everyone was tolerant and friendly to him, but the more he comforted him, the more nervous he became, and the more afraid he would make a mistake next time and live up to other people's expectations.

He also has nowhere to complain, nowhere to complain, everyone is so nice, what qualifications does he have?

During that time, he wound up his clockwork to the limit, and his body and mind were very tense, and he couldn't remember how long it lasted.

The result of this is insomnia all night long, and as soon as I lie down, I can't control what I learned today in my mind.In order to improve the efficiency during the day, I went to the school store to buy canned coffee, and then the effect of sex lasted until night, which brought insomnia again.

It's an endless loop, he can't find the exit, he can only wait until the hand of June smashes everything that exists.

Until someone noticed him and kept telling him:

"Just go forward bravely, don't always look back, and don't stop and think, those are the past tense."

"It doesn't matter if you're wrong, why are you so strict with yourself?"

"Eat well, sleep well, nothing else is more important than these two."

……

What else is coming?

Xie Yao almost couldn't remember.

After that, his somewhat severe habitual anxiety gradually subsided, and his learning efficiency gradually returned.

He told himself to take a step and look forward, and stop thinking over and over again whether the previous step was wrong, because looking back and reflecting may not be meaningful in all situations, and it will drag you into the mud of the past .

It's just that "eat well and sleep well" doesn't seem to be able to stick to it.He still likes to cook instant noodles. After the college entrance examination, he stayed up almost every day to watch dramas until three or four o'clock.

This dream is really long, it lasts for seven or eight hours, and I have the experience of seven or eight months.Xie Yao stretched, picked up his phone and checked the time again, and suddenly realized that he was on duty this morning, so he rolled and crawled out of bed to change clothes.

On the bus, he found that Yan Zhou had sent him some questions at about twelve o'clock last night. At that time, he was too tired after washing his clothes, so he didn't look at his phone, and fell asleep on the bed.

Xie Yao: Sorry~ I accidentally fell asleep.I'll tell you in the morning!

Xie Yao: I checked that your clothes are not dry yet, so I should be able to bring them to you tomorrow.

After arriving at the school gate, Hou Junjie saw him from a distance, and greeted him anxiously.

Xie Yao hung up the sign of the student on duty, and asked suspiciously: "You are a little strange this morning, why do you look a little excited? What good happened?"

Hou Junjie leaned over: "Let me tell you, last time I went to the office, I overheard that the competition tutoring for this semester is estimated to start in a few days!"

Xie Yao couldn't understand this idiot: "That's it?? That's it??"

The author has something to say: No matter what time you eat and sleep well~~~