Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

The alarm clock on the mobile phone rang, and the sound was a little far away. Xie Yao habitually reached out to touch the head of the bed, but he didn't touch anything.

What day is it today?

Xie Yao yawned, barely opened his eyelids, and looked around the room.

The sun shines in from the window as usual, the cicadas sing early, and the peddlers who collect scraps are hawking downstairs.

There was some movement from downstairs and downstairs, there were women's shrill shouts, men's loud and high-pitched voices, and children's giggling laughter.Probably the child had a toy car, and Xie Yao who was directly below heard the sound of the wheels rolling across the floor.

Then the pots and pans slammed together, and Xie Yao fell into the world of fireworks for a while.

Wait, this isn't his room.

Xie Yao sat up abruptly, lifted the quilt, and looked around.

The house is obviously old, and the walls are slightly yellow, but the interior is very clean and tidy, and there is no smell of that old house.There was a desk by the window with two schoolbags on it, Xie Yao recognized one of them as his own.

He was kidnapped? ? ?

Xie Yao grabbed the quilt with his hands, his eyes fell, and he found that his clothes had been changed from head to toe.

What, what's the situation? ? ?What about the original clothes?

Suddenly the doorknob was unscrewed from the outside, Xie Yao looked in the direction of the door a little nervously and confused.

Yan Zhou had just finished washing his face, holding a white towel in one hand, and there were still drops of water on his face, when he heard a sound in the room, he came out of the bathroom to check the situation.

As soon as he opened the door and came in, he saw Xie Yao holding a small quilt blankly, with one leg bent on the bed, and the other leg hanging helplessly on the floor, his feet were still bare.

Xie Yao didn't expect it to be Yan Zhou at all, so he was completely at a loss.

"you……"

Seeing that Yan Zhou's hair was wet on his forehead, and he was still carrying a towel, as if he was the owner of the house, Xie Yao hesitated decisively.

"Get up, go wash up, and then read WeChat when you have time." Yan Zhou didn't explain much, raised his hand and threw something to him, and went out after speaking.

Xie Yao took a look and found that it was his mobile phone. He scratched his sleepy hair and clicked on WeChat.

The top news was the dialog box with Yan Zhou, in which there were three videos sent to him by Yan Zhou.

An ominous premonition suddenly popped up in Xie Yao's heart, and he poked open the first video with a little fear.

In the first video, I seriously told Yan Zhou that he might be a fairy from another world.

In the second video, he rushes up the overpass, like a fool who walks in the wind and rampages. In front of the video, Yan Zhou is pulling his arm from the strap of his schoolbag, obviously to prevent him from kissing the electric pole.

Then the third one... Xie Yao didn't dare to open it, his hands trembled uncontrollably.

Yan Zhou only heard someone howl in the bedroom, and then cursed grass.

"Come out to wash up, take your time and don't worry." Yan Zhou glanced at the time, walked to the bedroom door and reminded him that he was going to be late.

However, the door was locked by Xie Yao from the inside.

"This is my room, what door do you lock?"

The people inside were silent for a while, then said with a trembling voice, "You... wait for me to slow down for a while."

"You probably don't have time to slow down, you're going to be late." Yan Zhou reminded him cruelly, "I still have to buy breakfast."

"Then when I come out later..." Xie Yao scratched his head, supporting the man's self-esteem: "Will you look down on me?"

Yan Zhou said mercilessly: "Come out, be brave, don't be cowardly."

The people in the house seemed to be looking for slippers on the ground with bare feet.

"The slippers were thrown away by you last night, one of them may be under the bed." Yan Zhou said quietly.

I only heard the people in the room curse secretly again.

Ten seconds later, Xie Yao unlocked the lock, and came out with a pair of slippers on his feet and his head hanging down.

He couldn't look directly at Yan Zhou for a while.

"I got you a new toothbrush."

"Oh oh ok." Xie Yao muttered and went into the bathroom, his eyes drifting to the side, avoiding Yan Zhou's sight.

"By the way, how did I change my clothes?" Xie Yao looked down at his clothes and found that he was actually wearing a school uniform, "Is this your school uniform?"

Yan Zhou let out a "hmm".

"So... you helped me... take off my clothes?" Xie Yao stuttered as if dreaming.

After the question, I was a little hesitant to listen to the answer.

The school bully helped him change his clothes, which sounded very exciting and scary.

"How is that possible." Yan Zhou snorted lightly, "You insisted on taking a bath, and you stripped yourself naked without even stopping."

Grass? ? ! !He would rather Yan Zhou changed his clothes for him! !

Xie Yao felt that he could die.

"You don't want the clothes I gave you. I insist on wearing white. I say it looks handsome. I only have white school uniforms here. Oh, and you also said that you should wear jeans that show your legs. They can't be too tight or too loose..."

Before Yan Zhou could continue, Xie Yao closed the bathroom door with a bang, trying to shut Yan Zhou's mouth in this way.

He mechanically brushed his teeth, silently thinking about life.

Can this face be saved again in front of Yan Zhou?It seems that I can't...

"The lock on the bathroom door is not very good. It's a bit old. You should be gentle."

Outside, Yan Zhou took a leisurely sip of water, watching Xueba's performance after waking up online.

After Xie Yao finished brushing his teeth, he casually washed his face with water, put his hands on the sink and silently stared at himself in the mirror, and then slapped himself lightly.

He tried hard to convince himself: People always have to go through various moments, the most important thing is to learn to reconcile with themselves, don't embarrass yourself, and let go of your demons.

Pride isn't worth a lot of money.

However, he thought of the third video where he hugged Yan Zhou's quilt and refused to let go, lying on the bed, calling me a guest, and wearing Yan Zhou's school uniform...

This large section of self-psychological construction collapsed.

Xie Yao walked out of the bathroom, and Yan Zhou was already waiting for him at the door.

"Pick up your bag and let's go."

Xie Yao took out a piece of tissue and wiped his face indiscriminately, threw his bag over his left shoulder, and followed Yan Zhou bravely.

Yuegui Community is an old community, downstairs there are many old men and old ladies who came back from grocery shopping, standing bustlingly downstairs, chatting with each other, and Xie Yao can only understand half of the dialect he speaks.

There are several breakfast shops at the entrance, and the steamer in the shop is steaming with white smoke. Bowls of noodles are served from the backstage, and the seats are almost full.

A few old men were shirtless and wearing white vests, fanning in their hands, gathering leisurely on the table waiting for the meal.

Yan Zhou skillfully bought soy milk, eggs and buns to take away, but when he was about to pay, Xie Yao stopped him.

Xie Yao said flatteringly, "I'll come, I'll treat you today, I won't trouble you."

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows. He found that the tip of this school bully's ears had been a little red since he woke up in the morning. He didn't know if it was because of drinking last night or because he was ashamed of himself.

When he was about to reach the school gate, Xie Yao threw himself and Yan Zhou's soy milk cup into the trash can, and said in a low voice, "Well, can you pretend to forget about drinking yesterday?"

"There is a saying that goes, the me of yesterday is not the me of today."

Yan Zhou: "It's a bit difficult, unless I lose my memory."

Xie Yao: "..."

Xie Yao: "How can you lose your memory?"

Yan Zhou: "You want to murder me?"

Xie Yao covered his face with some toothache.

Yan Zhou couldn't help but said, "You look like a meme now."

Xie Yao: "?"

Yan Zhou took out his mobile phone, clicked into the browser, entered keywords and handed it to Xie Yao.

What came into view was an emoticon pack of "Mom hit me", which was exactly the same as Xie Yao's current state, and Xie Yao's hand hadn't been removed from his face yet.

"Grass." Xie Yao instinctively put his hand into his pocket, and said silently: "You are too much."

Yan Zhou smiled and said nothing.

"Squad leader—" Gu Jiayang saw Xie Yao from a distance, hugged his schoolbag tightly and rushed over, "You're so early today!"

When Gu Jiayang approached, he noticed Yan Zhou standing next to Xie Yao. He looked at the two walking side by side suspiciously, and asked, "Did you two go to school together today?"

Xie Yao: "No."

Yan Zhou: "No."

The two denied in unison almost at the same moment.

Gu Jiayang was even more puzzled: "No, it's not. Why are you so fierce? You two are a bit strange. It's okay to go to school together. Zhao Jin and I often go to school together."

Xie Yao, Yan Zhou: ...

However, Gu Jiayang didn't dwell on this topic anymore, he patted Xie Yao on the shoulder and said, "Squad leader, didn't you sleep well last night!"

Xie Yao turned his head and glanced at Gu Jiayang strangely.

"I should be able to get the results of the monthly exam this morning. Are you very excited, very excited?! I went back last night and dreamed that the results were released. I entered the top [-] in the grade, but it woke me up in the middle of the night. I am happy and excited." I'm afraid, everyone says that dreams are reversed, do you think I will..."

Xie Yao breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Gu Jiayang had noticed something.

Gu Jiayang then asked: "Squad leader, why did you suddenly remember to wear a school uniform today? Didn't you say that you can't find the school uniform?"

Xie Yao raised his heart suddenly, and was forced to experience the ups and downs of life.

He glanced at Yan Zhou guilty, and found that Yan Zhou was looking down at the phone, so he said nonsense, "I just found it again by chance. I haven't worn a school uniform for a long time, and I want to wear it recently."

Gu Jiayang: "It's amazing that someone would want to wear a school uniform."

Xie Yao: "Didn't Lao Yang say that he would try his best to wear school uniforms if he had them before? I just found out."

Gu Jiayang scratched his head: "We can all wear one day less, because new school uniforms will be mandatory soon."

Xie Yao was speechless, terribly wrong.

Gu Jiayang looked at Xie Yao's school uniform while walking: "Ah... sure enough, wearing a school uniform is about looking at your face. You can look good with anything you wear, even the school uniform makes your eyes look much better."

The white school uniform on Xie Yao gave off a somewhat empty and unrestrained feeling. His shoulders were neat and beautiful, and he was tall and straight, making him look like a young poplar from a distance.

After the morning reading class, the representatives of each subject brought the monthly exam papers from the office. The team leader who distributed the papers shouted their names, and the people below who heard the names felt a little bit thumped.

Xie Yao didn't feel anything. He glanced at his test paper briefly, evaluated his recent study, and after making sure that there was no regression, he turned his attention to Yan Zhou's test paper.

For the whole morning reading class, Xie Yao was still immersed in the embarrassing embarrassment, silently pretending to be an ostrich and burying his face in the book, without saying a word to Yan Zhou.

He didn't talk, and Yan Zhou didn't take the initiative to talk to him.

So I sat in a class in embarrassment.

Seeing that Yan Zhou was not there, he quietly reached out to grab some examination papers on his desk.

While looking at Yan Zhou's test paper, Xie Yao suddenly heard a sentence in his ear, "Is my test paper so good?"

The author has something to say: I am on time today, Gu Gu Gu Gu~~~