Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

What the hell is the front chest sticking to the back and hugging...

Xie Yao was stunned by his tiger-wolf words for a few seconds, then buried his head in a little embarrassment and took a sip of water.

"There's a fart situation." Yan Zhou glanced at Li Jun, "Can you empty your mind in the kitchen?"

After hearing this, Li Jun shrugged, and walked to the kitchen with a very skillful look, and then Xie Yao heard the sound of splashing water.

Xie Yao:? ? ?

He glanced at the kitchen with some uncertainty in his heart, wanting to confirm Li Jun's safety, but found that Li Jun was skillfully washing fruits, a bag of fresh vegetables and a piece of meat sealed with plastic wrap on the ground. .

Li Jun turned his head, met Xie Yao's eyes, and said with a smile, "Brother, can you help me?"

Xie Yao: "Huh?"

"Wash this dish." Li Jun stood inside to make room, and then handed Xie Yao a handful of green vegetables.

Two big boys squeezed in front of the small faucet, Xie Yao flexed his arms and legs, clutching the little green vegetable with a dazed expression on his face.

Seeing him staring blankly, Li Jun thought he didn't understand routines, "Let's wash the vegetables, and Yan Zhou will cook. Have you never washed the vegetables?"

"Wash the vegetables?" Xie Yaoxin asked, why do you want to wash the vegetables?

No, I am just a tutor.

Yan Zhou Youyou reminded Li Jun from behind: "He didn't come here for dinner."

Xie Yao was stunned for a moment, his eyes flickered after he realized it, and he turned his head to flatter him and said, "Can I have a meal? Can I have a meal?"

Young people are always hungry very easily. It has been less than four hours since he finished eating barbecue, and his stomach is faintly hungry, but he doesn't want to go back to eat instant noodles.

Before Yan Zhou had time to say anything, Li Jun grabbed the conversation and greeted him warmly: "You can rub it! Anyone who comes is a guest! Today I brought quite a lot of food, enough for three people."

"You haven't eaten the food made by Yan Zhou, have you? The taste is quite good. In the past, we used to come to eat on weekends."

How many of them?Who else?

Xie Yao was about to say thank you politely when Yan Zhou interrupted.

He said to Li Jun in a cool tone: "You are quite capable, you arranged for me clearly, my injury is not healed yet."

Li Jun slapped his head, "That's right, you are injured, how can you let the wounded cook, it's too inhumane! Then why don't I cook, by the way, Xie Yao, can you cook?"

Xie Yao said that he only knows how to cook instant noodles, and the pinnacle of cooking is to add two poached eggs to the instant noodles and throw a piece of ham into it.

Yan Zhou looked at the two people who wanted to eat, and said curtly, "Well, I think I can't count on you two."

"But you still have a grin on your back...how about I order takeaway?"

"It's okay, it doesn't really involve the wound, anyway, the vegetables are all bought."

I don't know if it was because of Li Jun's visit, but Xie Yao felt that Yan Zhou talked a little more today, and felt that he was more approachable.

Yan Zhou looked through the things Li Jun brought, and remembered the hill that Xie Yao had piled up in the cafeteria before, and asked Xie Yao, "What else do you not eat? Except mushrooms."

Li Jun's body froze slightly, what do you mean by "what else do you want to eat"?

Does his buddy already know this much about this new friend's eating preferences?

Xie Yao read smoothly: "Carrots, coriander, celery, mushrooms, bitter gourd and fish, I can't think of the others for now."

"You..." The corners of Li Jun's mouth twitched, "You're too picky."

"Do what you want to cook. If you don't like it, go home and eat it yourself." Yan Zhou said blankly, "I just asked casually, you really think of yourself as a consumer."

Xie Yao choked unpreparedly, thinking that he had some hallucinations just now and felt that Yan Zhou was more approachable.

But eating people is the shortest, and he was picky eaters at fault first, so he silently stopped and didn't reply.

Li Jun scratched his head and looked at Xie Yao, "Then what can I tell you? What do you like to eat? After all, they are guests, and it can't be all things you don't like."

Yan Zhou: "I think steamed tap water is more suitable for him."

"..." Xie Yao almost laughed angrily, "I just gave you medicine, don't go too far!"

Suddenly, Li Jun felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange. Although he sometimes bickered and joked with Yan Zhou, it was mutual loss. Why did the conversation between Yan Zhou and Xie Yao always feel vaguely...

Flirting?

No, it must be his illusion.

He really should pour the water out of his mind.

The three of them got busy in the kitchen together, and the efficiency became extremely fast. However, Xie Yao swayed around for a long time without help, so Li Jun had no choice but to politely invite him out.

After half an hour the dishes were ready.Although Yan Zhou said that, the three dishes and one soup that came out in the end managed to avoid Xie Yao's minefield.

Xie Yao took two mouthfuls of food, his eyes lit up, and even the chopsticks seemed to have a taste, and they stayed in his mouth for two seconds before being taken out.

"I have a little question. This is obviously the most common tomato scrambled egg. Why is it so delicious?"

"Have you been poisoned?"

Li Jun was not surprised to see Xie Yao's reaction like this, and said in his heart that it was exactly as he expected.

Yan Zhou reminded him indifferently: "It's overestimated, I don't have the money to buy drugs."

With the first dish as a foreshadowing, Xie Yao took a sip of the pork rib soup, "Your soup is wrong!"

Li Jun raised a black question mark.

"This soup contains shallots, ginger and corn, how can it be so fresh?"

"You didn't put some Xianxiang Wang, Piaoxiang powder or other toxic additives, did you? I read it on the legal column, "The Secret of the Hot Pot Restaurant", the white soup can be turned into thick soup, passers-by are outside the door They all stopped."

Yan Zhou: "..."

Due to the vivid expression, Li Jun couldn't tell whether Xie Yao was really surprised, or whether he was acting in reverse to cheer.If it's acting, Yan Zhou owes him an Oscar.

Li Jun explained: "No really, you think too much, Yan Zhou is really good at cooking."

Yan Zhou ignored him, took a spoonful of soup and poured it into a bowl frankly, and said flatly, "It's poisoned. Do you like it or not."

After eating, Xie Yao was still immersed in surprise and the impact of the food on his taste buds for a long time. He couldn't understand why an indifferent and cool school bully could make people look like this.

He actually washed his hands and made soup, which was delicious. He even forgot to pick out the shallots in the soup.

After Xie Yao helped clean up the tableware, he returned to the dining table. Yan Zhou was grabbing his phone and didn't know who he was sending messages to.

He suddenly remembered that he hadn't added WeChat yet, so he walked over to Yan Zhou, "Hey, are you working part-time at a barbecue restaurant?"

Yan Zhou raised his eyebrows, "Are you following me?"

"No, no." Xie Yao waved his hand, "My aunt opened the barbecue restaurant. I added Sister Liu's WeChat account, and I happened to see you in her circle of friends. Isn't it a coincidence?"

Yan Zhou didn't answer, and continued to look down at his phone.

"Add a WeChat?" Xie Yao touched his hand hanging on the edge of the sofa.

Yan Zhou quickly shook his hand away, raised his eyes to look at him, his voice was a little hoarse, "What's wrong with you bumping people like that?"

Xie Yao: "Huh?"

What's the meaning?He used to hug Yang Xiaodong shoulder to shoulder and hug him, and he didn't think there was anything inappropriate.

Finally adding WeChat face to face, Xie Yao breathed a sigh of relief as if he had completed a big task.

"Hey buddy, you've come to his house and haven't added him on WeChat yet." Li Jun winked at Xie Yao.

Xie Yao's tone was cold, and he complained slightly sarcastically: "He is a big shot, how can he add us small people's WeChat casually. I don't deserve it."

Li Jun smiled: "You mean the ** permissions added by his WeChat? In the past, when Brother Zhou first entered school, some people took photos and posted them on the post bar, and then some people in the grade group frantically added him. WeChat, and later he changed the permissions."

"We still have grade groups?" Xie Yao asked Yan Zhou.

"It was later disbanded by Xu Fenjin." Yan Zhou said, "It is said that they gathered a crowd to copy their homework."

Out of the professional instinct of a tutor, Xie Yao glanced at Yan Zhou suspiciously, "You didn't join the group to copy your homework, did you?"

Yan Zhou raised his eyelids and reminded him ruthlessly: "You're full, shouldn't it be time to get out?"

Okay, okay, it's worth a meal.

Listening to their conversation, Li Jun finally thought of where this familiar sense of sight came from.

There used to be two male cats in his father's store, they always liked to tease each other, you scratched me, I tickled you, the strikes were loud but did not cause any harm at all.

Xie Yao straightened the cushions on the sofa, didn't stay long, and said coolly, "I'm leaving, thank you for your hospitality."

Li Jun waved his hand and said goodbye to him, it seemed that he would stay for a while longer.

When he reached the door, Xie Yao suddenly remembered that he was here to condolence Yan Zhou, and said to Yan Zhou, "Call Lao Yang back if you have time, don't make him worry."

After Xie Yao left, Li Jun was still thinking about it, and couldn't help boasting: "That buddy looks handsome, his facial features look ordinary, how come he is so handsome when put together."

"You said that I have a handsome face, so I can catch up with more than half of his handsomeness?" Li Jun, who always cared about his appearance, looked at Yan Zhou expectantly.

Yan Zhou fiddled with his mobile phone and threw a candy into his mouth without raising his head, "You'd better ask Yuan Zhigao and the others to crowdfund your plastic surgery, it's more reliable."

"Brother Zhou, can you stop being so real... By the way, do you think Yuan Zhigao would like the one just now? Doesn't he just like good-looking ones?"

"I should have secretly taken a photo and sent it to Yuan Gou."

Yan Zhou glanced at Li Jun, and reminded: "The one just now is over 1.8 meters. Yuan Zhigao may have a psychological barrier compared to him who is taller."

Li Jun laughed "hahahaha", "Lying on the grass, I want to tell Yuan Zhigao that you said he is short, he will definitely die of anger."

"Say whatever you want. Anyway, he is Yuan Zhigao, as long as his ambition is high." Yan Zhou said lightly, "I haven't had time to delete the photo of him running naked while drunk last time."

Li Jun secretly raised his thumb, "You are the one who is ruthless!"

Xie Yao's avatar is the background of a boy. Yan Zhou clicked into his Moments, and found that this person is quite fond of posting on Moments. The latest date shows a few days ago.

"The first sentence when I wake up every day: Is my mental quality stronger than yesterday?"

Yan Zhou thought for a while, this date seemed to be the second day Xie Yao was punished to stand together with him.