Those who have cheated on me are kneeling and begging me to be a person
Chapter 70 The Funeral of the Ducks
The system suddenly felt that Rong Ziyin might really be Tiandao's own son.
Let's just say that this person is no longer like this, and every time he can turn around and have a breakthrough.
But Rong Ziyin, who was a little drunk at first, looked at the boneless duck feet on the bed and started to be dazed.
The system subconsciously felt that his reaction seemed to be different from usual.
Sure enough, after Rong Ziyin opened one and tasted it, he was stunned for a while, then took a bag, filled it with boneless duck feet, and wobbled to go out.
"The host is big! The host is big?" The village backing here is different from the one in Yanjing.
Rong Ziyin is not familiar with the place of life, and it is easy to cause problems if he really falls.
But Rong Ziyin didn't respond at all, and even went to the village chief's house again in the dark.
"Fuck, fuck! Rong! You are really drunk! Stop it!"
Rong Ziyin's mind froze, and the words of the system exploded in his ears, all of them were gibberish.It made his head hurt, and finally blocked the system altogether.
system:? ? ?Are you so unreasonable when you're drunk?
However, Rong Ziyin was so unreasonable.
Today is really too tired, Luo Xia will have been sitting with the quilt in his arms and dreaming sweetly.Even the accompanying doctor and the two drivers went to bed.
Lao Wu is currently on the phone with Ji Shu, talking about what happened recently and the situation with Rong Ziyin.
At this moment, he heard movement outside the door, and quickly turned his head to look, just in time to see Rong Ziyin staggering to go out.
"I'll go and see where sir might be going."
"Don't hang up the phone yet, what's wrong with him?" Ji Shu's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Yes." Old Wu agreed to go out, but ended up meeting Rong Ziyin's dazed eyes.
"Looks like he's drunk?" Old Wu couldn't tell.
But Rong Ziyin realized the word "drink", then pointed outside, "Village Chief."
"You want to go to the village chief?" Old Wu wanted to persuade him, "Mr. is already at this point, and he is asleep."
Rong Ziyin said again stubbornly, "Village chief."
"..." The drunk was unable to communicate, and Old Wu was also physically and mentally exhausted.
In the end, Ji Shu laughed out loud on the phone, "You take him there, as long as the lights are turned off and there is no sound, he won't knock on the door to bother you."
"It's so late..."
"He's drunk and confesses to death. If you don't let him take a look, he won't sleep this night. You can't wake up with alcohol."
"Is it drunk or not!" Old Wu couldn't help muttering, thinking that Rong Ziyin's wine was also strange.
So in the end, Rong Ziyin went to the village chief's house with the boneless duck feet he had just picked up in the bag.
Who would have expected that when Rong Ziyin drank too much and made a fuss, the village chief would also make a fuss!
In the middle of the night, the village chief's house was brightly lit, and as soon as he walked to the door, he heard the village chief singing inside.
This time it was not the one I listened to before leaving, but a folk song with a very gentle tone.
Brothers and sisters, little lovers, obviously sang for the daughter-in-law.
A normal person might just go away.As a result, Rong Ziyin went in.Not only went in, but also stood in the yard and called the village head out to drink.
"Uncle~ Duck, I have an idea. Let's...not go home if we're not drunk?" Rong Ziyin shook the bag in his hand and tilted his head to look at the village chief.
The village chief didn't notice from behind, but he heard that the duck in front had something to do.Immediately he stopped singing, and ran towards Rong Ziyin.
The village chief's son stopped him several times, but he didn't stop him. In the end, he had to let the old man find Rong Ziyin.
"Drink, drink!" In fact, what the two of them were holding was not wine, but a bowl of herbal tea.
But the two drunks couldn't drink anything at all, Rong Ziyin pointed to the duck paws on the table and said, "It's not fat, we can buy duck instead of meat!"
Although his head was still groggy, Rong Ziyin already had a rough idea in his mind.
The village head gnawed on the duck's paw, and was silent for a while, but his son asked Rong Ziyin, "But Doctor Rong, our duck has been sick, will people be willing to buy it after they find out?"
Rong Ziyin waved his hand, "Product immunization can be done. After the procedures are completed, some people will definitely feel uncomfortable. But there are also those who don't care, and will consume."
"In the village...there are more than 2000 ducks in the village. If it can be processed into food, how many ducks are there?"
"When I was selling salted duck eggs in our school, I could sell hundreds of them a day."
"???" What Rong Ziyin said made Old Wu feel a little confused.Speaking from the heart, isn't Rong Ziyin a researcher?What the hell is selling salted duck eggs?
Seeing that they didn't understand, Rong Ziyin patted himself on the chest generously, "I'm from Weishang!"
"Not only...salted duck eggs, but also salted fish, goose eggs, and..." Rong Ziyin was still there for a long time, his head was a little bit broken, and after a long silence, he popped out, "Suona?"
"Suona?" Old Wu was sure this time that Rong Ziyin was drunk.All of this is out of context.
But Rong Ziyin was especially serious. Seeing that Old Wu didn't believe it, he really touched the inside of his clothes.It really made him find out a suona.
Even the village chief was shocked this time.
Rong Ziyin felt the suona and pondered, "I'll give you a hard blow!"
"..." Old Wu wanted to say something, but Rong Ziyin had already brought the suona to his lips.
Then, the loud suona sounded, not to mention the people in the house, even most of the people in the village trembled and sat up in a jerk.
"Which melon boy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night!" Immediately there were curses.
But Rong Ziyin kept blowing more and more vigorously, and finally went to the yard.A "Crying Seven Passes" was played very emotionally.
The key is now late at night, one o'clock in the morning.Those who were still yelling and swearing suddenly shut their mouths.I just felt that my whole body was chilled by this miserable suona, and I felt cold outside.
"Whose family is dead!"
"It's from the village chief's family. Is something wrong with the village chief?"
Everyone in the village was enthusiastic, and Rong Ziyin's bragging made him think that something was wrong with the village chief's family.A few people with better relationships hurried over.
There was a thoughtful one, who was even afraid that they would not be able to prepare things temporarily, so he brought a six-foot filial cloth over.
As a result, as soon as they entered the door, they saw the village head sitting upright on the threshold, staring at them with two big eyes.
"Haunted, haunted!"
The one holding the Xiaobu trembled with fright, and Sa Yazi fell over.
The remaining one was quite calm, and asked the son of the village chief next to him. "What is your father doing?"
The village chief's son didn't know what to say.
But Rong Ziyin had played enough suona, stopped and said to him, "There is a funeral for the duck."
"What? A duck?"
"Yeah." Rong Ziyin nodded seriously, "Because I want to eat duck."
Everyone in the village: ...
The duck in the duck pen next to it: QAQ
Rong Ziyin's drinking didn't stop until early morning.
In the end, it was Old Wu who carried him back.
Early the next morning, when Rong Ziyin opened his eyes, he felt a severe headache that made him unable to recall exactly what he did last night for a while.
However, the rows of system prompts hinted that yesterday's situation was really not simple.
The system was finally released, and the first thing he said to Rong Ziyin was, "Rong! Your image is really gone."
Rong Ziyin finally recalled what he did after he was too drunk.There was silence for a while, and it was rare to have a hesitant reaction.
The system thought that Rong Ziyin was being embarrassed, and wanted to comfort him.
As a result, Rong Ziyin counted the emotional value and commented, "It seems that the people in our village are quite peaceful!"
system:……
So this person's silence was not because of embarrassment, but because yesterday that Tong Suona didn't harvest enough leeks?
But it is true.
Rong Ziyin got the N-level item Boneless Duck Feet.So right now, the recipe for boneless duck feet also appears in the exchangeable items on time.
But the price is expensive, judging from the remaining points in Rong Ziyin's hand, at least another 40 must be collected.
But according to the itinerary, they will stay here for up to 5 days.
Five days, 40 points, doesn't sound like much, but it's actually quite a lot.
The system looked anxious for Rong Ziyin.
But Rong Ziyin was extremely calm.He first went out and told Rorschach that he was going to rest today, then returned to the room and took out the laptop he carried with him.
Looking at his situation, Luo Xia thought that Rong Ziyin was embarrassed to write the report because he got drunk and had a fuss yesterday.
"You're still young after all!" Luo Xia smiled and shook his head, his tone showing a little pampering towards his junior.Rong Ziyin is usually calm, but he is a little lively when he is drunk.
But Old Wu always felt that Rong Ziyin was not the kind of person who would hide, and with what he said to the village chief yesterday, Old Wu subconsciously felt that Rong Ziyin was probably trying to mess with something.
And so is it.
The website that Rong Ziyin opened was Zhihu, the tool that helped him quickly obtain countless leeks.
As usual, there is a piece of bright red Aite and forwarding.
Ever since Rong Ziyin became an eunuch last time, someone has given him the nickname of Chief Internal Officer.And Rong Ziyin's straight men's replies also became famous.
So, after the last time, many people actually invited Rong Ziyin to answer after asking questions in the emotional zone, hoping to see what he had to say.
It's a pity that in Rong Ziyin's eyes, Zhihu is simply a tool for harvesting a large amount of emotional value. For Rong Ziyin, there is no such thing as daily maintenance.
If he hadn't been in a hurry to collect gold coins, he wouldn't have opened it today.
As a pragmatist, Rong Ziyin still maintains his original painting style.
First wrote three technical articles.
"How to Hatch Your Goose" "What Can You Do When Your Goose Is Sick?" ""Basic Ecology of Wanxi White Goose"
System: Raising geese is not raising pigs, there should be fewer people asking!
Rong Ziyin: It's okay, someone will read it sooner or later.
Then he started today's main course, which is the short story that was destined to have no end.
System: Ah!I don't think netizens are stupid, they have been fooled by you twice, and they won't be fooled a third time.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, the system saw the title that Rong Ziyin had chosen, and immediately gave Zhihu netizens some wax.
"After getting drunk and sleeping at the old uncle's house, we plan to open a duck shop together"
Let's just say that this person is no longer like this, and every time he can turn around and have a breakthrough.
But Rong Ziyin, who was a little drunk at first, looked at the boneless duck feet on the bed and started to be dazed.
The system subconsciously felt that his reaction seemed to be different from usual.
Sure enough, after Rong Ziyin opened one and tasted it, he was stunned for a while, then took a bag, filled it with boneless duck feet, and wobbled to go out.
"The host is big! The host is big?" The village backing here is different from the one in Yanjing.
Rong Ziyin is not familiar with the place of life, and it is easy to cause problems if he really falls.
But Rong Ziyin didn't respond at all, and even went to the village chief's house again in the dark.
"Fuck, fuck! Rong! You are really drunk! Stop it!"
Rong Ziyin's mind froze, and the words of the system exploded in his ears, all of them were gibberish.It made his head hurt, and finally blocked the system altogether.
system:? ? ?Are you so unreasonable when you're drunk?
However, Rong Ziyin was so unreasonable.
Today is really too tired, Luo Xia will have been sitting with the quilt in his arms and dreaming sweetly.Even the accompanying doctor and the two drivers went to bed.
Lao Wu is currently on the phone with Ji Shu, talking about what happened recently and the situation with Rong Ziyin.
At this moment, he heard movement outside the door, and quickly turned his head to look, just in time to see Rong Ziyin staggering to go out.
"I'll go and see where sir might be going."
"Don't hang up the phone yet, what's wrong with him?" Ji Shu's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Yes." Old Wu agreed to go out, but ended up meeting Rong Ziyin's dazed eyes.
"Looks like he's drunk?" Old Wu couldn't tell.
But Rong Ziyin realized the word "drink", then pointed outside, "Village Chief."
"You want to go to the village chief?" Old Wu wanted to persuade him, "Mr. is already at this point, and he is asleep."
Rong Ziyin said again stubbornly, "Village chief."
"..." The drunk was unable to communicate, and Old Wu was also physically and mentally exhausted.
In the end, Ji Shu laughed out loud on the phone, "You take him there, as long as the lights are turned off and there is no sound, he won't knock on the door to bother you."
"It's so late..."
"He's drunk and confesses to death. If you don't let him take a look, he won't sleep this night. You can't wake up with alcohol."
"Is it drunk or not!" Old Wu couldn't help muttering, thinking that Rong Ziyin's wine was also strange.
So in the end, Rong Ziyin went to the village chief's house with the boneless duck feet he had just picked up in the bag.
Who would have expected that when Rong Ziyin drank too much and made a fuss, the village chief would also make a fuss!
In the middle of the night, the village chief's house was brightly lit, and as soon as he walked to the door, he heard the village chief singing inside.
This time it was not the one I listened to before leaving, but a folk song with a very gentle tone.
Brothers and sisters, little lovers, obviously sang for the daughter-in-law.
A normal person might just go away.As a result, Rong Ziyin went in.Not only went in, but also stood in the yard and called the village head out to drink.
"Uncle~ Duck, I have an idea. Let's...not go home if we're not drunk?" Rong Ziyin shook the bag in his hand and tilted his head to look at the village chief.
The village chief didn't notice from behind, but he heard that the duck in front had something to do.Immediately he stopped singing, and ran towards Rong Ziyin.
The village chief's son stopped him several times, but he didn't stop him. In the end, he had to let the old man find Rong Ziyin.
"Drink, drink!" In fact, what the two of them were holding was not wine, but a bowl of herbal tea.
But the two drunks couldn't drink anything at all, Rong Ziyin pointed to the duck paws on the table and said, "It's not fat, we can buy duck instead of meat!"
Although his head was still groggy, Rong Ziyin already had a rough idea in his mind.
The village head gnawed on the duck's paw, and was silent for a while, but his son asked Rong Ziyin, "But Doctor Rong, our duck has been sick, will people be willing to buy it after they find out?"
Rong Ziyin waved his hand, "Product immunization can be done. After the procedures are completed, some people will definitely feel uncomfortable. But there are also those who don't care, and will consume."
"In the village...there are more than 2000 ducks in the village. If it can be processed into food, how many ducks are there?"
"When I was selling salted duck eggs in our school, I could sell hundreds of them a day."
"???" What Rong Ziyin said made Old Wu feel a little confused.Speaking from the heart, isn't Rong Ziyin a researcher?What the hell is selling salted duck eggs?
Seeing that they didn't understand, Rong Ziyin patted himself on the chest generously, "I'm from Weishang!"
"Not only...salted duck eggs, but also salted fish, goose eggs, and..." Rong Ziyin was still there for a long time, his head was a little bit broken, and after a long silence, he popped out, "Suona?"
"Suona?" Old Wu was sure this time that Rong Ziyin was drunk.All of this is out of context.
But Rong Ziyin was especially serious. Seeing that Old Wu didn't believe it, he really touched the inside of his clothes.It really made him find out a suona.
Even the village chief was shocked this time.
Rong Ziyin felt the suona and pondered, "I'll give you a hard blow!"
"..." Old Wu wanted to say something, but Rong Ziyin had already brought the suona to his lips.
Then, the loud suona sounded, not to mention the people in the house, even most of the people in the village trembled and sat up in a jerk.
"Which melon boy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night!" Immediately there were curses.
But Rong Ziyin kept blowing more and more vigorously, and finally went to the yard.A "Crying Seven Passes" was played very emotionally.
The key is now late at night, one o'clock in the morning.Those who were still yelling and swearing suddenly shut their mouths.I just felt that my whole body was chilled by this miserable suona, and I felt cold outside.
"Whose family is dead!"
"It's from the village chief's family. Is something wrong with the village chief?"
Everyone in the village was enthusiastic, and Rong Ziyin's bragging made him think that something was wrong with the village chief's family.A few people with better relationships hurried over.
There was a thoughtful one, who was even afraid that they would not be able to prepare things temporarily, so he brought a six-foot filial cloth over.
As a result, as soon as they entered the door, they saw the village head sitting upright on the threshold, staring at them with two big eyes.
"Haunted, haunted!"
The one holding the Xiaobu trembled with fright, and Sa Yazi fell over.
The remaining one was quite calm, and asked the son of the village chief next to him. "What is your father doing?"
The village chief's son didn't know what to say.
But Rong Ziyin had played enough suona, stopped and said to him, "There is a funeral for the duck."
"What? A duck?"
"Yeah." Rong Ziyin nodded seriously, "Because I want to eat duck."
Everyone in the village: ...
The duck in the duck pen next to it: QAQ
Rong Ziyin's drinking didn't stop until early morning.
In the end, it was Old Wu who carried him back.
Early the next morning, when Rong Ziyin opened his eyes, he felt a severe headache that made him unable to recall exactly what he did last night for a while.
However, the rows of system prompts hinted that yesterday's situation was really not simple.
The system was finally released, and the first thing he said to Rong Ziyin was, "Rong! Your image is really gone."
Rong Ziyin finally recalled what he did after he was too drunk.There was silence for a while, and it was rare to have a hesitant reaction.
The system thought that Rong Ziyin was being embarrassed, and wanted to comfort him.
As a result, Rong Ziyin counted the emotional value and commented, "It seems that the people in our village are quite peaceful!"
system:……
So this person's silence was not because of embarrassment, but because yesterday that Tong Suona didn't harvest enough leeks?
But it is true.
Rong Ziyin got the N-level item Boneless Duck Feet.So right now, the recipe for boneless duck feet also appears in the exchangeable items on time.
But the price is expensive, judging from the remaining points in Rong Ziyin's hand, at least another 40 must be collected.
But according to the itinerary, they will stay here for up to 5 days.
Five days, 40 points, doesn't sound like much, but it's actually quite a lot.
The system looked anxious for Rong Ziyin.
But Rong Ziyin was extremely calm.He first went out and told Rorschach that he was going to rest today, then returned to the room and took out the laptop he carried with him.
Looking at his situation, Luo Xia thought that Rong Ziyin was embarrassed to write the report because he got drunk and had a fuss yesterday.
"You're still young after all!" Luo Xia smiled and shook his head, his tone showing a little pampering towards his junior.Rong Ziyin is usually calm, but he is a little lively when he is drunk.
But Old Wu always felt that Rong Ziyin was not the kind of person who would hide, and with what he said to the village chief yesterday, Old Wu subconsciously felt that Rong Ziyin was probably trying to mess with something.
And so is it.
The website that Rong Ziyin opened was Zhihu, the tool that helped him quickly obtain countless leeks.
As usual, there is a piece of bright red Aite and forwarding.
Ever since Rong Ziyin became an eunuch last time, someone has given him the nickname of Chief Internal Officer.And Rong Ziyin's straight men's replies also became famous.
So, after the last time, many people actually invited Rong Ziyin to answer after asking questions in the emotional zone, hoping to see what he had to say.
It's a pity that in Rong Ziyin's eyes, Zhihu is simply a tool for harvesting a large amount of emotional value. For Rong Ziyin, there is no such thing as daily maintenance.
If he hadn't been in a hurry to collect gold coins, he wouldn't have opened it today.
As a pragmatist, Rong Ziyin still maintains his original painting style.
First wrote three technical articles.
"How to Hatch Your Goose" "What Can You Do When Your Goose Is Sick?" ""Basic Ecology of Wanxi White Goose"
System: Raising geese is not raising pigs, there should be fewer people asking!
Rong Ziyin: It's okay, someone will read it sooner or later.
Then he started today's main course, which is the short story that was destined to have no end.
System: Ah!I don't think netizens are stupid, they have been fooled by you twice, and they won't be fooled a third time.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, the system saw the title that Rong Ziyin had chosen, and immediately gave Zhihu netizens some wax.
"After getting drunk and sleeping at the old uncle's house, we plan to open a duck shop together"
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