Those who have cheated on me are kneeling and begging me to be a person

Suffocating emoticons.

[Stupid value 400]

The girl opposite was obviously stunned after being stunned.It took a while to react, and then I realized something was wrong.

"Are you a micro business?"

"Yes! There are not only salted fish, but also salted duck eggs. By the way, pet geese are sold. Wanxi white goose, housekeeper and nursery, can be salty or sweet, a must for a strong man. The incubator is 28 days. Boss, would you consider it?" cute】"

"..." So is it really okay to sell yourself so unabashedly?

The girl was also dumbfounded by Rong Ziyin.But what I have to say is that after chatting with Rong Ziyin, her mood has indeed calmed down, and then thinking about the method Rong Ziyin said, she feels that it is indeed a good way to deal with green tea whores and scumbags.

I heard that salted fish is very fishy, ​​which is just right for the smelly fish and rotten shrimp at home. tui!That's not a family, she must break up with that idiot!Leave him and his cousin to fend for themselves.

Thinking of this, the girl immediately placed an order with Rong Ziyin.

I asked for the address and found that the distance between the two was less than 1000 meters in a straight line.

What surprised the girl even more was that Rong Ziyin was a student of the Agricultural University.

So the Agricultural University is starting a new business?She vaguely heard from her neighbors that the geese raised in the Agricultural University’s courtyard are amazing, so the raw materials for duck eggs and salted fish are also produced by the Agricultural University itself?

Unknowingly, Nong Dafeng was killed innocently like this.But Rong Ziyin was completely unaware of this beautiful misunderstanding.

He is busy packing goods for girls now.

Because the two were too close, the girl decided to come and pick it up by herself.

Normally, she would not do such a thing.But after all this happened just now, and the scumbag Lucha was still sitting at home, she really didn't want to continue to face them face to face.

In addition, Rong Ziyin's address was on the campus of the Agricultural University, which seemed safe, so the girl went to the Agricultural University after telling her best friend about her whereabouts on WeChat.

Rong Ziyin had been waiting at the agreed place long ago.On the way from the dormitory, I happened to meet the geese who were patrolling.

"Father! Hehehe!" The geese happily rubbed against Rong Ziyin, and then followed Rong Ziyin in an orderly fashion with their short legs.

"Dad is handsome, and we are handsome too! Today is also a day to give all my heart to Dad!"

Seeing the geese's fancy performances along the way, Rong Ziyin couldn't help but smile.

Immediately all the geese were stunned.

[The intimacy value has reached the upper limit]

The system weakly issued a prompt: Do you want to become a lover?

Rong Ziyin remained expressionless: No, this is incest!

The system goes crazy: Then you can have some normal sex!The last person who had a crush on you was the fucking Lujiacun sick duck.

Sure enough, straight dogs are only suitable for being with small animals, and the system is autistic on a daily basis.

At this moment, a girl next to her asked softly, "Excuse me, are you Rong Ziyin?"

Rong Ziyin turned her head. She was a very delicate girl with a virtuous temperament and clean eyes. She had a good tutor and a good temper.It's just that the eye circles are red, as if she's been crying.

"You are the one who found the salted duck egg!" Rong Ziyin immediately recognized the girl's identity.

"Yes, it's me!" The girl stretched out her hand to take what Rong Ziyin handed over, still a little confused.

The main reason is that Rong Ziyin is too good-looking, which is too different from what she imagined.Especially the way he interacted with the group of snow-white geese, the smiling eyebrows and eyes were extremely gentle, not at all the wretched or exaggerated appearance described by ordinary wechat businessmen, but like a scholar doing research at ease in the laboratory.

Therefore, these things are indeed produced and sold by the Agricultural University itself!

The misunderstanding suddenly became deeper.But the girl didn't ask, so Rong Ziyin naturally wouldn't try to explain.

But before leaving, the girl said to Rong Ziyin, "Thank you for helping me with my idea before, I plan to break up with that scumbag after tossing them both."

Rong Ziyin could hear the firmness in her words, thought for a while, then lowered his head and patted the two geese at his feet, "Do you want to play with your pretty sister for two days?"

"!!!" Goose stared at the girl, and immediately became more cheerful, "Dad, you really are my most handsome father."

Rong Zi suppressed a smile and ignored their showmanship, and then said to the girl, "Take two geese back home for self-defense?"

"The rent is [-] per day, and I won't pee everywhere, point and hit, professional bodyguards."

"..." So he isn't afraid to go back and stew the goose by himself?The girl felt weak all over, and finally had a sense of reality that Rong Ziyin was indeed a Wechat Businessman.

But even so, after watching the video of the geese fighting the vicious dogs on Rong Ziyin's mobile phone, she still paid 200 yuan to rent four geese to go back to strengthen her courage.

After all, we are going to break up. What if that scumbag gets rough on me?

On the way back, four geese happily walked beside the girl, their squinted eyes bent into a crescent shape, as if they were laughing.

The girl couldn't help laughing, and patted the geese on the head, "Protect me!"

"No problem, we are the best at fighting!" The geese were very proud.

On the other side of the Agricultural University, Rong Ziyin also took the geese back.

When I met a classmate on the road, someone asked him, "Why are there four geese missing?"

Rong Ziyin: "I rented it to a girl as a bodyguard."

I thought Rong Ziyin was joking, but the classmate didn't take it seriously, and Rong Ziyin didn't make much excuses, and continued walking while brushing Tantan.

The system tried to emphasize to him: I said yes!You see that the ladies and sisters on Tantan are so good-looking, don’t you have any ideas?

Rong Ziyin: Yes!I feel like I can start a new business!

In this kind of emotional software, there are too many girls who have emotional problems and need protection in order to avoid being violated by scumbags and breaking up incompletely.It's time to start a wave of goose leasing business!

Therefore, Rong Ziyin conveniently added "emotional solution master" and "bodyguard business" to the information column.

The system beat its chest and stamped its feet: Ah!You are going to be alone for the rest of your life!

Rong Ziyin: Don't talk nonsense!When I settle down, I'm sure I'll find a nice girl to start a family with.

The system is expressionless: wake up!If a straight dog like you wants to start a family, he can only be bent over by an even more shameless gay.

Rong Ziyin: ...So do you have personal experience?

The system couldn't take it anymore, and finally blocked him.

The two broke up unhappy, but on the other side, the girl who hired the goose from Rong Ziyin had already arrived home.

It can only be said that the scumbag green tea girl is getting more and more excessive.Before, I was hiding it anyway, but now I don't even dodge it!

When the girl opened the door, the two of them leaned close together to watch TV? !

And that scumbag man even fed his cousin fruit with his own hands, and when he saw the girl came back, he coldly asked her to cook.

The girl's face changed, and she stood by the door without moving.

The geese poked their heads to look inside, feeling a little eager to move.

The cousin smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong! I grew up with my cousin, and I'm used to it, so don't think too much about it."

The girl was choking, but she couldn't reply, so she simply transcribed this sentence to Rong Zi and asked him how to reply.

Rong Ziyin also returned quickly, "Well, there is no need to think too much. After all, she is so angry that she may die soon."

The air is like a spring... The girl burst out laughing.Isn't that what the cousin said by pinching her throat?

He simply repeated what Rong Ziyin said, and finally added without a teacher, "Don't worry, I don't care about patients like patients."

Then, under the stiff face of the green tea cousin, she happily entered the kitchen.

After heating up the oil, she took out the salted fish from her pocket.According to Rong Ziyin's instructions, he threw the whole fish into the oil pan and fried it.

Suddenly, an extremely foul smell came from the pot, comparable to a biochemical bomb.

"!!!" The girl herself was shocked.The point is that the cousin and the scumbag almost got fumigated.

"What are you doing!" The scumbag came in aggressively from outside, his hand was about to pat the girl's shoulder.

The girl subconsciously wanted to dodge, but before she could move, the four geese rushed up with flapping wings.

"Fuck! What the hell did you bring back!" The scumbag was slapped suddenly, and the piercing pain from his calf almost made him fall to his knees.

But before he finished scolding, he was slapped hard by another goose.

If it was another goose, after all, he was facing an adult man, he might be caught too.But Rong Ziyin is already a bully in the agricultural university, has fought against vicious dogs, and subdued criminals. He is just a scumbag with kidney deficiency, and he is not in the picture at all.

"It's so ugly! How dare you abuse domestically, young lady, tui!"

"Brothers! Don't say anything, just fuck him!"

"Did he scold someone? Hmph! You dare to scold our handsome father, you must kill him!"

A group of geese shot out in anger, the scumbag was covered in bruises, and he had nowhere to hide.In the end, he could only seize an opportunity and rush out.

And that cousin saw that her cousin had run away, so she could only follow in a desperate manner.

Nuo Da's house suddenly fell silent, only the salted fish in the oil pan was still sizzling.

"Ah! It's almost mushy!" The girl came to her senses, quickly turned off the oil pan, and then fished out the salted fish.

She stared at the fish for a while, and suddenly sadness filled her heart again.

After being together for so many years, even if you have a dog, you still have feelings.Not to mention such a big living person.

Closing her eyes, the girl wanted to cry again.

"Miss Sister, don't feel bad!" The geese hated this the most, and hurried over to rub her.The girl knelt down, hugged the geese and cried heartily.

After crying enough, she thought that she had other things to do.So he wiped away his tears and packed up the house.

She is definitely going to break up with the scumbag.She paid the down payment for this house, and there is no scumbag's name. Now it's just a matter of clearing out all the things belonging to the scumbag and that cousin.Also had to change the lock.

As for the absence of these two people now, it doesn't matter, the scumbags can't run away from the unit!

So, the girl sent all the luggage of the scumbag and the green tea cousin to the mailroom of the scumbag’s work unit, and at the same time gave the fried salted fish with a fishy smell and the barbell just delivered by Jingdong as parting gifts give him.

"What, what do these two mean?" The uncle in the mail room was a little puzzled.

The girl explained, "Give it to his cousin who is so envious of his abs that she can't tear them off with her hands."

"As long as you exercise every day, you should be able to have it within a month! You don't need to envy others anymore."

After saying this, the girl was refreshed.

On the way back, I sent a message to Rong Ziyin, but I couldn't help but confide in him, "I guess it will be a while, hey."

Rong Ziyin quickly replied, "Are you considering raising geese?"

"???"

"The fur is snow-white, the protector does not betray, the petite sweetheart, a must-have pet for a macho man. A pretty lady like you deserves one!"

Five minutes later, the girl looked at her Alipay where another 5 yuan disappeared and began to doubt her life.

How about finding a stranger to vent your emotions on Tantan?Why did you turn around and spend 500 yuan and become single again?

But it is also very good!

Seeing the coquettish geese wrapped around her feet, the girl licked them one by one, then warmed herself up with rice porridge and cracked open a salted duck egg.

Spend money and spend it!Falling in love with a scumbag is better than raising geese!

In this way, Rong Ziyin's first Tantan customer succeeded and became a repeat customer.However, Rong Ziyin is not satisfied with this, and he is still working hard to develop more customers.

I don't know if it's because of the addition of the item "Emotional Master" in the label, this time there are more girls who choose to match with Rong Ziyin.

Those who are chatting with him now will ask him directly, "Little brother, tell me, my boyfriend is too straight, how can I get along with him?"

Rong Ziyin: "What is the specific performance!"

Girl: "Games are more important than me, and he doesn't seem to be very interested in my... body?"

Rong Ziyin thought for a while before replying: "It's easy to get along with, just treat yourself as begging him and it's over!"

"From today on, he is your brother with a different surname!"