Those who have cheated on me are kneeling and begging me to be a person

"..." So who the hell put these emojis on Rong Ziyin?

Looking at the circle of friends, the first reaction in the minds of the students was to pull this bastard out and beat him up.

But the key is the dog's dog, but these weird emoticons are indeed very eye-catching, and they can accurately hit their point every time, even if you don't buy it, you won't be too annoying.

After all, Rong Ziyin posts at most one WeChat advertisement every day, and does not refresh the screen.

In addition, they have to admit that the products produced by Rong Ziyin are all high-quality goods, and they are indeed of high quality and low price, suitable for daily consumption.

As a result, Rong Ziyin's wechat circle of friends quickly became lively.Everyone came to ask the goose.

Naturally, Rong Ziyin replied enthusiastically. He could only say that the sales volume was beyond expectations. In less than half an hour, more than 100 goose eggs were sold.

Of course, the biggest credit for this is still attributed to the geese who are still patrolling the school.

Sweet, snow-white, cute, and coquettish, who would not want to own a goose prince who can tame vicious dogs at critical moments?

By the next morning, all the 190 nine goose eggs had been sold!And still owed two.

If it was someone else, Rong Ziyin would have refused, but it was his mentor who came to him.

There is a little girl in the tutor's family. After she came to school to play with Rong Ziyin's goose, she really wanted to have one. However, the tutor went to bed early last night, so she didn't see Rong Ziyin's circle of friends.

So today I sent a separate WeChat message to order the next batch of goose eggs with Rong Ziyin.

"I can't help it, the girl likes these geese so much, I can only come over cheeky and ask if you can accommodate me a little bit? There will be two reserved for me in the next batch."

"You are too kind, I don't need another batch, I will send it to you in a while. I still have a few in hand."

It can be said that the tutor took care of Rong Ziyin all the way. For such a small matter, Rong Ziyin always didn't want the teacher to wait.

And after all, there is a guarantee for the tenth company now. According to his probability of being a non-chief, there will be no other higher-level things in the R-level guarantee.Mostly this.

Therefore, Rong Ziyin went straight to the [-]th consecutive round, and as expected, he had two more fertilized eggs of Wanxi White Goose freshly baked in his hand.

After changing his clothes and sending them off to his mentor, Rong Ziyin returned to the dormitory and sent out other people's fertilized eggs one after another.

But the eggs arrived, but there was no suitable hatching machine.Moreover, Wanxi white geese take a long time to hatch, which takes 28 days.

So at this time, the gang of the mechanical department also smelled a business opportunity.Isn't Rong Ziyin selling goose eggs?They sell incubators!

Generally, household incubators do not have such complicated processes, mainly heat preservation and moisturizing.

Moisturizing allows them to turn the eggs over every day, spray some water, keep warm and heat evenly, and there will be no problem!

As a result, soon the mechanical department also took action, and there was a wave of goose breeding in the school.

There are even many posts about hatching geese in the forum, which can be said to be all the rage.

At this time, it was not just the students in the school who were thinking about Rong Ziyin.There are also black fans of the previous artists.

I don't know who owed it so much, so I sent out the video of Rong Ziyin slandering the traffic artist before.But this person is quite kind, and he gave Rong Ziyin and the artist a lot of weight, basically the kind that even his own mother would not recognize.

But this artist has black fans all over the world, wishing he could be recognized more than his die-hard fans.So soon the artist was picked out.And Rong Ziyin's insulting words have also become classics.Some people even posted related emoticons.

Originally, hahaha let it go.But it never occurred to him that the artist was really autistic and went back to train his acting skills hard, claiming that if he couldn't act well, he would never come out again.This really scared everyone.

Even those black fans were shocked!

To be able to see such immediate results, and go back to hone your acting skills without even earning money?The guy who raises geese in this video is amazing!

As a result, Douban soon added a post, how great would it be if every traffic artist in the entertainment industry with outstanding acting skills could meet such a powerful father?

There was a Douban scumbag at the Agricultural University and quickly forwarded the post to the school forum, so everyone went crazy with Aite Rong Ziyin.

"Student master! Look at you, you are really famous!"

"Hahahaha, Xueba, don't you feel that you are so sought after by countless black fans?"

"No, I'm going to die from laughing. They say that all the stars in the entertainment industry with rubbish business ability are all father Rong."

Rong Ziyin replied, "Don't talk nonsense, I won't be the father of such a rebellious son!"

"..." When it comes to dogs, it really is your dog!

[Shock value 30000]

Such a reasonable and shameless answer once again refreshed the upper limit of the students of the Agricultural University.

On the other hand, Rong Ziyin was busy developing new clients.

He had contacted the village head before, and knew that the main business model of the village head was actually relying on Douyin, Weibo, and circle of friends.

But now that there are so many social software, Rong Ziyin feels that the circle of friends alone may be a bit too thin, and there are actually more ways.

For example, Tantan, which is more popular recently.

It is said that this is a magic tool for dating, but Rong Ziyin feels that it may not be so absolute.To put it bluntly, it is still the interaction between people.But on any platform, as long as there are people, it will eventually have business.

This is Rong Ziyin's conclusion after reading n books related to micro-business.

But the system is obviously very excited, thinking that Rong Ziyin may soon leave the order.After all, based on the good looks of Rong Ziyin, Tantan.com commented on the off-single artifact. It is estimated that she will soon become a winner in life and spend her life with a beautiful lady.

However, the system has forgotten that Rong Ziyin is a very upright straight man.

Therefore, the photo he chose on Tantan was of a goose!

And it's also a photo of a goose with its neck stretched out in its bald period.

The most amazing thing is that Tantan passed!

So, who the hell would want to fall in love with a bald goose! ! !

Rong Ziyin: Tong!Wake up, we are going to buy salted fish, goose eggs and salted duck eggs.

The system ignored him, and entered autism early.

It can only be said that compared to a straight man like Rong Ziyin, the system really has common sense in life.

So after locating, except for a few young ladies who glanced at Rong Ziyin out of curiosity, all the rest dragged him away.

So it seems that relying on photos of the goods is not enough to attract buyers.

After thinking about it, Rong Ziyin decided to figure out how to get more people's attention on Tantan.

At this moment, someone really sent him a message.is a voice.

Rong Ziyin clicked on it, and found that it was a crying voice.

"I'm very sad. I think I'm about to break up with my boyfriend. Brother, can you comfort me?"

The girl cried so sadly, Rong Ziyin was silent for a while, and out of politeness, he replied, "What's wrong?"

It was also the first time for the girl to play Tantan, she was silent for a while, and then began to send a long, long voice to Rong Ziyin.

Rong Ziyin listened to it a little, and it was actually a very old-fashioned story.

The girl has a boyfriend who has a good relationship with her. She has been living happily ever since, and she is going to get married this year.But recently, a distant cousin from his boyfriend's hometown was sent over, saying that she was studying at university here, and asked them to take care of her.

After all, they are relatives, and they will be a family in the future. The girl treats that distant cousin very well.But after a long time, I found that something was wrong.His boyfriend was a little too nice to this distant cousin.

There was even one time when it was already midnight, and both of them had already fallen asleep in bed, and the cousin called her boyfriend away after a phone call.

"Why?" Rong Ziyin didn't understand.

Does the university have no access control?Besides, even if she was sick, according to the girl, calling the school doctor would definitely be faster than her boyfriend.

The girl was also very aggrieved, "She said she was afraid of thunder. My boyfriend even brought her back. After that, he stayed with her in the guest room for a long time before returning to the master bedroom."

System: This man is a bit of a scumbag!

Rong Ziyin: Are you autistic?

system:……

The girl didn't know the conversation between the two of them, but continued to talk.

Who would have thought that this scumbag would have more outrageous things in the future.Not only moved the girlfriend's lipstick and cosmetics for the cousin to use casually, but also asked her to take them away.After the wages were paid, I bought nice clothes for my cousin and took her out for dinner.As for these things, the girl endured them at the beginning, but what really made her unbearable, even because she couldn't find someone to confide in, was an incident that just happened.

She came home from working overtime, and when she opened the door, she saw her cousin put her hand on her boyfriend's abs.The gesture of sliding fingers is very attractive, the contrast of skin color is sharp, and the ambiguity in the air is self-evident.

If she hadn't arrived home suddenly, her boyfriend might have already reacted.

But it's all over!They didn't even intend to separate. Even the cousin touched her several times in front of her.

"Sister-in-law, don't be angry, I just think brother's abs are so easy to touch! I'm so envious!"

"Tell me!" The girl cried again when she said this, "What's the difference between this and incest? Then one of his friends leaked it today. This cousin has no blood relationship with him at all!"

"I have done so well, how could he treat me like this? How is this different from raising a little wife at home?"

The girl was crying hard, but Rong Ziyin analyzed it calmly and spoke. "I think your boyfriend is right about one thing."

system:? ? ?You're such a scumbag, yet you still say he's right?Ronggou, you are not a straight man but a straight man with cancer?

Rong Ziyin did not reply to the system, but directly said to the girl, "You are too inattentive to the needs of the guests, after all, there are friends coming from afar."

The girl is completely impatient, and she speaks heartily, these stinky old men are really not good people!

Suppressing his anger, he retorted, "I'm about to give up my boyfriend, how can I meet her needs?"

Rong Ziyin was very calm, "You are wrong about the abdominal muscles. That cousin is already envious enough to incest, how can you not cooperate with her?"

Having said that, Rong Ziyin forwarded a Jingdong link to the girl, "Thirty catties of barbells, the special price is only 280, free shipping upstairs. Guaranteed that she will be able to develop abdominal muscles in a month, stronger than your boyfriend's. "

"They are all sister-in-laws! How can I let my elder brother take care of my cousin!"

The girl was silent for a long time, then her eyes suddenly widened, what the hell!Is there a fucking way to do this?

So, after she immediately placed the order, she couldn't help but asked Rong Ziyin for help, "May I ask God, do you have any other better solutions? The ones with immediate results!"

Rong Ziyin's eyes lit up, feeling that the business opportunity had finally come.So I sent a photo of salted fish to the girl.

"Look, my cousin always says that the canteen is not good in the morning, and you can prepare her better ingredients for dinner."

"Look at the salted fish I have here. The price is good, and there is no deception. After eating, you can feel the dream as vast as the blue sky and the sea."

At the same time, it comes with an emoticon package, a salted fish immersed in the oil pan, with the words [Masters, I will show you how to fry myself in an iron pan]