Buy Yunfei once saw a joke: Are you bored?If you are bored, just put one and chase after it~

Now, when she saw her fart, it was not only a tangible gas, but also a beautiful purple gas, and she ran out and circled the amber... She really had the urge to chase it for fun.

The main reason is that the endless years are too boring!

However, after the purple gas circled the amber for a few times, it ran away...

Seeing the gas drift away until it disappeared without a trace, Buyunfei's face was filled with inward flow, and she really wanted to grab its tail: Don't go, stay with me, I'm so lonely~~

However, the farts still go together and go away.

After being abandoned by her own fart nine times, Buyunfei has accumulated countless negative energies, and her determination to promote "truth, goodness and beauty" in this life has long been forgotten.

Now, she just wants to take revenge on society! !

Nima is so good at playing tricks!I don't know how many years have passed by locking myself in such a small immobile box without even a companion!Even his own fart has to abandon himself! !

Nima, if it were an ordinary person, he would have gone crazy!That is to say, as a diligent writer, Bu Yunfei loves to fantasize and is used to fantasizing. When she is bored, she makes up some stories in her head, substitutes herself, and then has a good time... so she has never been bored crazy, okay!

Well, she began to understand a little bit why the little devil was so excited when he first saw the little spirit mouse in the tripod, and used all the torture methods he could think of—it was so boring.

Such boring days continued until one day, the "amber" wrapped around myself began to shrink.

Yes, shrink.

Like a frog boiled in warm water, it slowly shrinks day by day.

Slow as Bu Yunfei, she finally realized: Hey, it seems that the box that shuts itself is getting smaller and smaller?

When I looked up, I was scared out of my wits: Nima "seems" to be getting smaller and smaller, but it's "really" getting smaller and smaller!

It's so small that it just covers the top of your head and the soles of your feet!

If you get younger, what should you do?

How to do?

It wasn't her turn to think about it.

"Amber" is still getting smaller and smaller day by day, and Buyunfei is squeezed and deformed in it. At first, she was embedded in it in a standing posture. Later, she still couldn't move, and she was still embedded in it. But as "Amber" became smaller, she was also rolled up little by little... At first, she just lowered her head slightly, then her back was arched... Then, she hugged her knees with her hands... Until finally, she was rolled into a Circles connected end to end ==

In the past, I often heard people swearing on the Internet, saying, "Pull yourself into a ball and get away mellowly."Now, she really feels the feeling of being rounded into a round ==

At this time, she suddenly realized: this "amber" is not shrinking, but changing shape!

At first it was a cuboid, but now it is gradually becoming a sphere.According to the knowledge in elementary school mathematics: the physique of an object does not change with the change of its position and shape.

Therefore, Yunfei can still stay inside at this step, but it's just rolled into a round ball.

Buy Yunfei regrets that no one came to take pictures of her. In the past, she was envious of skaters who could bend their waists casually and yoga practitioners who could twist themselves into twists. Now it seems that she has such a day.

In fact, this "amber", which should be called "amber ball" now, is also getting smaller, but Buyunfei didn't notice it.It is getting smaller day by day at an extremely slow speed.

When Buyunfei found out, the diameter of this amber ball was much, much shorter than Buyunfei's height.

And, it continues to shorten.

Buy Yunfei has not only rolled into a circle, but into two concentric circles!

Well, Buyunfei couldn't bear to see herself coiled into a mosquito coil at this moment.

Well, I used to say that I would bend into mosquito coils when I saw beautiful women, but now I really bend into mosquito coils.

Being rolled around like this, Buyunfei felt a little sick.

Well, maybe my stomach is convulsed (ー_ー)!!

However, it was not Buy Yunfei who vomited in the end, but the amber ball.

There was a soft "boo", just like Xiao Lengyu's fingers left Buyunfei's little sister... Just like that, Buyunfei was spat out by the amber ball.

Unbelievably, Buyunfei moved her finger slightly, and found that it was able to move.I moved my arms and legs again, and found that I could move freely!

For the first time, she got rid of the thing that was stuck in her like amber and regained her freedom. Buyunfei was indescribably happy.

The amber ball that he spat out bounced on the ground, bouncing around like a child, showing a hint of affection.

At this moment, Buy Yunfei even had a feeling: This ball is alive, right?

If you are undecided about foreign affairs, ask Google, if you are undecided about internal affairs, ask Baidu, if you are undecided about intercourse, ask Tianya, and if you are undecided about time travel, you must naturally ask... the game controller.

Only then did Buy Yunfei remember the game controller that she had been unable to grasp before, and quickly fished it out from her neck, and clicked to confirm. Sure enough, the story content of this world was displayed on the screen.

"Seconds of the Great Desolation, Seconds of Heaven, Seconds of Earth, Seconds of Air".

"..." I'll beat you, uncle!

Buy Yunfei roared as soon as she saw the title: Nima actually came to the prehistoric world!Do you want to play bigger?Who doesn't know that the prehistoric world is full of dangers, all kinds of messy birds and beasts may bite you to death, and other ascetics who are more powerful than you can hack you to death for no reason... To put it bluntly, in this world, fists are everything.He didn't even have a sect at first, let alone find parents to cover him.

There has always been a saying in the prehistoric world: All saints are ants.

If you can't become a saint, no matter how hard you try, as long as the saint waved his sleeves, he would immediately turn into ashes and die without a place to bury him.

According to my previous experience of traveling through those lives, it seems that my name is still "Bu Yunfei" in this life. I have also read the novels of the Great Desolation, and there is absolutely no one named "Bu Yunfei" among the saints!

Come on, do you want to kneel and lick again in this life?

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