Chest...D...

A team leader could clearly feel [-] mud horses trampling past his head.His legs were weak, and he almost couldn't stand still.

Mr. Liu! ! !If you openly inspect the author's mind like this, if it spreads to Bishui, you will be sprayed into scum again! !Even if the clear water doesn't spray, the stationmaster Bing Xin will make you kneel to the server if she finds out!Every time you kneel the server Jinjiang will smoke!Every time Jinjiang smokes, someone in Bishui will say that Jinjiang is no good, and then a bunch of authors will run away!Hey, hey, because you signed a ten-year contract, many authors have already run away, wow, if you continue to draw, the authors will all run away!Are you still here to visually measure people's bust...?

A certain CEO felt the scorching gaze of the editorial team leader, coughed lightly, retracted his gaze, and withdrew his smile, and put on a serious and academic face: "You must know that a woman's charm is determined by her female hormones. .Although this fast time travel is soul wear, Buy Yunfei's estrogen is obviously higher than other authors, so she is more feminine, and that kind of femininity is engraved in her bones. Well, she went to experience the love journey of fast time travel , will definitely be more confident in conquering those men."

"..." The editorial team leader looked at his leader talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Hey, what do you mean by that look in your eyes? Are you questioning me?"

"..." The editorial leader withdrew his gaze and looked forward, "No."

In this way, Buy Yunfei was lucky (not) to get the fast-traveling experimenter quota.

This experiment has a very secondary name called "Dou Shang Jiu Xiao Xiao".It is said that the site manager Bing Xin from Gongdou Fan personally decided.

It is said that in order to make it easier for the authors under the banner to know themselves and the enemy when they counterattack, the heartbroken webmaster even asked the developers to classify the enemies (female protagonists) so that they can be defeated in a targeted manner.

For example, green tea whore, white lotus, black-bellied woman... and so on.

Buy Yunfei was stuffed with something like a game console handle.

"This is the open button. There are 3×3 grids on the screen, and each grid displays a heroine opponent. You can move the cursor up, down, left, and right to select one of them. Click 'Confirm' to start the battle."

The editorial team leader explained carefully.

Buyunfei was speechless: "So this real-life experiment should be called 'Infinite Palace Dou'?"

"No, there are palace fights, house fights, brothel fights, and all kinds of heroines need to fight."

"..." It deserves to be called "Fights on the Nine Heavens", "Why don't you just call it "Fights Break the Sphere"←_←"

"I'm afraid of being pinched. Although Tiancan Tudou did not apply for a patent for the title of the novel, after all, those four characters are already recognized as his masterpiece. There are so many people talking about plagiarism and infringement on the Internet, and Jinjiang has always been timid... Well, be cautious, of course you won’t step on the edge.”

Buyunfei was speechless and decided to talk about something else.He squeezed the handle in his hand: "This is actually an old-fashioned game controller for the little bully, right?"

Only up, down, left, and right, and confirmation... It's the same as the dusty childhood game controller that was thrown under the bed at home!As an older house girl, she happened to recognize her.

The editorial team leader pretended not to hear, but continued to explain carefully: "Each type of heroine has its own characteristics. For example, the green tea whore and the white lotus look similar, but they are different in essence. If you don't know, you can go to Baidu first. Attributes."

(The editorial team leader Mo Mo Nei Niu: Yes, you guessed it right! Jinjiang is so picky, and he always saves as much as he can. Just this Xiaobawang game controller, I still requisitioned it when I was a child. Alas, here It's really embarrassing to force companies to work part-time. If it wasn't for true love, I would have left long ago~~~~(>_<)~~~~)

"No, I know women." Buyunfei smiled slightly.

"What did you say?" The editorial leader didn't quite catch it.

"It's nothing." The corner of her mouth drooped instantly, and Buyunfei had a pure and serious face again, "By the way, where is my system?"

"What system?" With a serious face.

"That's right, the portable system, the kind that can give me cheats at critical moments. It's all there in the quick travel novels, it's specially used to hug the heroine's thigh, all kinds of cheats."

"You are the thigh." The editorial team leader patted Bu Yunfei on the shoulder seriously, "Our Jinjiang authors are all powerful and all-round talents. As a 21st century Jinjiang ancient saying master, traveling to ancient times, he can definitely handle everything .You are Goldfinger."

"So... there is no system? Just me?!"

"You don't need a system. Believe in yourself, you can handle everything. Your old sayings are so popular in Jinjiang and so professional. If you travel back to ancient times, you will be able to play around the world in minutes. It's not a problem to fight against the palace and fight against the sky. It's not a problem to attack a few men." The editorial team leader tried hard to make himself believe what he said. .

"...Is it too late for me to regret it now?"

"It's too late. You're already signed."

That night, Bishui exploded again.

[Subject: Have you heard it?Has a certain ancient saying god been chosen to wear books? 】

rt, have you heard?

By the way, that great god is really bold, and an old draw website like Jinjiang dare to believe it!Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to get out if you wear it in?

№0☆☆☆膜拜大神于2017-03-1912:00:12留言☆☆☆

wore?When did this happen?Is Jinjiang going to smoke again?I have to back up the draft box quickly. . .

№1☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:00:49留言☆☆☆

Pfft, big brother is amazing~

№2☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:01:05留言☆☆☆

I'll go, brother, don't do this.I haven't smoked yet, maybe I won't smoke anymore?Maybe Jinjiang Technology Department has really changed a group of people.

№3☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:02:11留言☆☆☆

However, eggs.As far as Jinjiang is concerned, changing the technical department may not be of any use, it may be necessary to change the president.

Guan San loves touching servers.

№4☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:03:23留言☆☆☆

Ahhhh I beg my third uncle not to touch the server~~

(Although I know it's impossible (T▽T))

№5☆☆☆跪求三叔不摸服务器于2017-03-1912:04:33留言☆☆☆

Passing by, just say a word: If you love her, don't mention her in bs.

The writing of that great god is still good, take it away.

№6☆☆☆--于2017-03-1912:05:26留言☆☆☆

I don't love her (ー_ー)!!

№7☆☆☆楼主于2017-03-1912:10:22留言☆☆☆

Upstairs you...

№8☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:12:03留言☆☆☆

Speaking of that great god, is it true that no one knows that she actually has a vest dedicated to writing about lilies?

Guide Lily Channel.

Reminder: Four-letter pen name, one word repeats with the main account, loves to write and fast travel, and the representative work has been prostitution for 5000 years.

№9☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:12:31留言☆☆☆

no? ! ! !Could it be that you are talking about the one who prostituted my goddess of history?

For a password, bblx?

№10☆☆☆心惊于2017-03-1912:19:43留言☆☆☆

Yes, that's her.Later, Jin Yong's daughter was assigned to Yiguoduo (whoring)...

№11☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:14:25留言☆☆☆

God, it really was her! ! !

№12☆☆☆心惊于2017-03-1912:14:36留言☆☆☆

Why is the prostitute not the prostitute?Uh, did I miss the point...

№13☆☆☆胆颤于2017-03-1912:15:36留言☆☆☆

Why is the prostitute not the prostitute?Uh, did I miss the point...

№13☆☆☆胆颤于2017-03-1912:15:36留言☆☆☆

It is said that because the previous book was torn, this one dare not touch the heroine ←_←

№13☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:16:16留言☆☆☆

Great, I am a big Jinjiang!There is something for everyone! ! (*≧▽≦)

№14☆☆☆哈哈于2017-03-1912:20:36留言☆☆☆

Am I the only one who cares about her sexuality?

She seems... to be crooked. . .

№15☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:21:16留言☆☆☆



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№16☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:21:56留言☆☆☆



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№17☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:17:26留言☆☆☆

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№18☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:18:36留言☆☆☆

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№19☆☆☆==于2017-03-1912:19:37留言☆☆☆

……

At the other end, as usual, a certain CEO who silently watched the screen buried himself in the shadow of the corner.

In his hand is Buy Yunfei's registration form:

【Pen name: Buyunfei】

【Group: Ancient Words】

……

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【Married or not: No】

【Have you ever had a boyfriend: No】

……

Ahhh, who designed the registration form? !

Ahhh why do you want to emphasize the word "male"? !

President Liu beat the server violently.

On the other side, the Jinjiang author group exclaimed at the same time:

Ahhh, Jin Jiang smoked again! !

Ahhh, Guan San must be touching the server again! !

Of course, some authors were also deep in thought: Sure enough, they still smoked... This step, Yunfei, won't be smoked to death, right?

The author has something to say: Today’s second update, let’s get bored~~~~~~(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~ Please click for collection, short comment and long comment, please ask for everything~~

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