Tang Bai of Yanyi Rivers and Mountains

It was a sunny day, so I moved a small bench and sat on the school grounds to watch the juniors do their homework.Autumn afternoons always make people sleepy, and I fell asleep just looking at it.When I woke up, the little junior sister was squatting in front of me with a dog's tail grass and was about to slap my nose. Seeing that I woke up, she threw the dog's tail away and said, "Brother, my father asked you to go to the study to find him." "The little junior sister is not the master's own daughter, but also picked up by the master's master from the mother's hometown. She was already seven years old when she was picked up. At that time, the teacher's wife was injured and could not bear children, so she took this distant niece as a parent.

When I went to the study, I didn't see Master, only Sun Nong was kneeling upright at the door. I couldn't pull him up, and he didn't answer when I asked him. Abandoned in chaos.Just when I saw that I was about to kill myself and apologize, Master came back.

Master didn't even look at Sun Nong, who was kneeling, and just called me into the room.The moment before I entered the door, Sun Nong was still staring at me, as if he had dug out his heart, it made my heart palpitate.

"Xiaobai, I have a letter to be sent to the capital, please help me go." This is not the first time that such a letter has been delivered, but it has never been sent to the capital. The first rule is that from the leader of the Yishan faction up to the foot of the mountain, the ugly mangy dog ​​guarding the mountain pass is not allowed to set foot in the capital, and will be expelled from Yishan no matter what the reason is.Master's move is to let me leave Yishan by myself!

I knelt down to Master without saying a word, and said sincerely: "Master, I don't know what I have committed, and Master wants to drive me away!" My eyes were full of tears, because I loved Master deeply, "Master , we have been here for 20 years, and we see that the good days are coming, is there any accident, you tell me, there is nothing that we can't solve together, blah blah blah." Master kicked Give me a kick, I feel that Master doesn't love me anymore, and I want to run away from home.

"Actor." Master kicked me out and slammed the door shut in front of my face. I looked at the Eighth Junior Brother who was still kneeling by the door, and he was still staring at me --- hand The letter inside, his eyes were about to spew fire, as if it was his father-killer and enemy. I hesitated whether to let him touch the letter, but I was afraid that he would tear it up.While I was hesitating, Master opened the door and slipped Eighth Junior Brother Ti into the room. I touched my nose and went back to pack my luggage.

Oh, I forgot to mention that the school rules were set hundreds of years ago when the Yishan School was first established. It even said that you are not allowed to eat fish from the river in the back mountain, otherwise you will be expelled from the school. eat.

I asked my second junior brother to borrow a strong mule, and I started walking on the road. Yishan is actually quite close to the capital. After going out from the back of Yishan, you will reach the outskirts of the capital. After a few days of walking, you will be able to Seeing the ten-meter-high outer city wall of the capital, it is very majestic and majestic.

The recipient of the letter is Zhang Da, the former prime minister of the current dynasty. He sent the Eighth Junior Brother to be my first Junior Brother. When I was young, I often visited the Eighth Junior Brother. By the way, he brought me a lot of gadgets and delicious food that are not available in the mountains. Small cakes, and told stories with us, the ventriloquist is very good (real ventriloquist, don't think about it).Anyway, he is humorous and funny, and I have a very good relationship with him. It’s just that in recent years, his health has not improved, and he seldom goes to the mountains, but he still sends letters to me and the eighth junior brother every month. Most of these stories are in books. , but it is completely different from what he said. Reading his letters is much more interesting than reading books. He threw himself into the lake just because he was a straight man, and our founding emperor was a gay man who insisted on Ning Zhen abandoning his wife and children to follow him. Ning Zhen would rather die than surrender, and sent his wife away. Peony Lake.I was a bit puzzled about Ning Zhen's wife and son, because it was not written in the history books that Ning Zhen had children, but it was true that she had a beloved wife who was born in a general family. I asked my master if Ning Zhen had children?The master looked at the younger brothers and sisters playing in the distance and said: "Yes, it is a son, about the same age as your younger brothers." I am amazed that the master knows this, maybe he also has a crush on Prince Ningzhen.

My storytelling is not as vivid and interesting as Mr. Zhang’s, but the general idea is the same anyway. The words and sentences are all regret for Prince Ningzhen. The eighth junior brother cried after reading it. Promised something, signed a series of treaties that forfeit power and humiliated the country, and even gave him the purse that my favorite little junior sister gave me, which made him barely stop crying.

Junior Brother loves to cry since he was a child. Although most of the crying is fake, I am still very worried. I always feel that girls love to cry and fake crying. I am always afraid that Junior Brother will become a mother. The younger brother is too big, I am scared when I get up.But I never thought that my junior brother was a homosexual like our Emperor Kaichao, and this homosexual stopped my mule on a horse, confessed to me condescendingly, and asked me to go back and marry him.

I have to look up to see his face, I am very upset, because he is riding the second junior brother's favorite horse, and I, your senior brother is only worthy of riding a mule! I don't want to pay attention to him, and go around over him.