The world does not explode

"Your meat is delicious!" Yuze praised sincerely.

Rong Yunjian didn't want to talk, so she turned into a panda baby and threw herself behind the big fox's butt.The big fox was very kind, and immediately conjured up a big tail and rolled him in.

Yuze stared straight at the eyes, and really wanted to jump in... Big Tail wanted it, Baby Panda wanted to rub it...

However, the big fox issued a eviction order in a very unkind way, and gave Yuze to the servant of the Yu family who was waiting outside the door.

Rong Yunjian was even more confused, did this idiot use his house as a cafeteria?

"Little Jane." Yun Lei stretched out his hands and rubbed the baby panda whose body was half covered by the tail hair, picked him up and kissed his little ears.

Rong Yunjian shook her ears sensitively and glared at him.

Yun Lei was too cute, hugged him and flung himself into the big fur carpet, turning himself into a fox, being licked by Rolling.

Rong Yun Jian politely licked him, and then vomited for a long time.

Later, when I was tired from playing, I was taken to wash the incense, and then I fell asleep happily with my big tail in my arms. The next day I simply skipped class and didn't go to school.

It was very frustrating that Yuze also missed class.

"Why are you here?" What Rong Yunjian wanted to say was why did you come to eat again.

Yuze still went straight to the dining table very honestly, and then got his wish and ate a delicious breakfast.

Ah, at home, his father and the others don't let him eat a lot of meat in one meal. Only at Rong Yunjian's house can he eat all-you-can-eat delicious meat.

Rong Yunjian didn't want to talk, he quietly went back to his room and hid his little jerky.Then I decided to eat vegetarian for the remaining two meals today. It is only natural for pandas to eat bamboo. As for Yuze, it is best to eat whatever you like.

For lunch, there are two big plates full of green bamboo branches and crisp and tender bamboo leaves, which have been specially marinated and softened. He and Yuze each have a plate in front of them.

Rong Yunjian said very enthusiastically: "Even if you don't have enough, there are still more. This kind of bamboo is very delicious!"

Yuze: "QAQ no no no no, I'm a carnivore!"

Rong Yunjian looked at him in surprise: "Aren't you omnivorous? Your servant said so!"

"..." Yuze wanted to cry but had no tears.

Even omnivores can't eat bamboo!And which genius came up with it, pickled the bamboo!So what if it's pickled!It still tastes like a leaf!No, it tastes worse than tree leaves, after all, it is hard...

Rong Yunjian ate very happily. Bamboo does not satisfy hunger unless he eats a lot, so he eats it as a snack.He also secretly hid a lot of small jerky, which is the staple food.

Not full at noon, Yuze waited for dinner in a bad mood.Then Rong Yunjian learned that the big fox would come back very late at night, so he happily changed his dinner to various bamboo shoots.

Yuze: QAAAAAAQ

After seeing off Yuze, who was eating and drinking, Rong Yunjian was in a good mood, and went to secretly pick up the jerky and eat it.

As a result, one accidentally got too excited and suddenly turned into a baby panda, out of reach of the place where the jerky was hidden.

When Yun Lei came back, he saw his baby lying on the table exhausted, dragging out a pile of small jerky from nowhere, and chewing one in his mouth.His limbs were wide open and motionless. After chewing one, he stretched his head and opened his mouth to bite another, which was very laborious.

"Chirp." Rong Yunjian yelled aggrievedly, successfully recalling Yun Lei's thoughts.

Yun Lei hurriedly stepped forward, picked him up, picked up the small jerky and put it on the sofa, curled him up with a big tail, and fed him the jerky with his hands.Rong Yunjian ate earnestly with her neck up, babbling non-stop, and she didn't know why such a small body eats so much, and it's getting bigger and bigger.

After coaxing the baby panda who fell asleep and was full, Yun Lei went to the housekeeper and learned about the day's events from him.Immediately felt distressed, his little panda is growing up, how can he only eat bamboo and bamboo shoots!No wonder he was so hungry and secretly hid small dried fish.

The big fox had a problem with Yuze, and told the housekeeper not to let Yuze in in the future.

After a few days of clean life, Rong Yunjian gained a little weight and crawled even slower.The big fox was going to work again, after thinking about it, he coaxed him back to school.

Rong Yunjian didn't want to go at first, the protagonist Shou has already left the school.But he changed his mind, Shou was gone, Gong was still there.

Whoever wants to come, Rong Yunjian just went to the cafeteria to eat, and ran into the protagonist Gong again.

He remembered that this was Xiaoshou's cafeteria.

The protagonist Gong didn't feel embarrassed at all, while trying to exude orc hormones around him, he smiled like a stallion.He came to Rong Yunjian with a confident smile, and Rong Yunjian sneezed.

Di Mo's face froze for a moment, as if he had forgotten to take a shower before going out.

Now the weather is hot, and the animal smell is heavy, and if you don't take a bath for a day, you will have an inelegant smell.Di Mo doesn't like to be clean like the big fox. He may be used to smelling it himself, and he has forgotten about the smell of sweat.

Thinking of this, Rong Yunjian was very curious, why did the fox have no taste?What exactly did Yun Lei do to his body?

Sneezing while wandering, Di Mo saw that even the little beast beside Rong Yunjian started to cover his nose, so he retreated silently.

When he walked to a place where no one was around, he lowered his head and smelled it himself. Isn't it very smelly?The little beast's nose must be too sensitive!

Rong Yunjian was about to vomit, and had no appetite at all.The little beast beside him was the same, with a very ugly face, the two of them looked at each other, and decided to go to the dessert shop to have a cup of cold panna cotta.If you are hungry in the afternoon, have a snack!

Going home at night, Rong Yunjian took Yun Leizai and smelled it carefully from head to toe, it was very good, without any strange smell.The baby panda was very happy, and stretched out its small paw to pat the big fox's cheek. The big fox was flattered, and held him and kissed him several times.

For many days, Rong Yunjian could always meet the protagonist Gong in various places.If it wasn't for the purpose of torturing him, Rong Yunjian wouldn't even want to step out of the classroom.Fortunately, the protagonist Gong Xue has behaved well, and his love has become much cleaner, and Rong Yunjian's nose doesn't have to suffer.

The good news is that the encounter between the two of them made a certain fox with extremely long arms eat several jars of jealousy.The big fox deliberated for a long time and decided to keep the baby panda at home instead of going to school.

make friends?No need, Yuze is enough, people are stupid, delicious and easy to deceive, and they will definitely not bully their family.Other interpersonal communication is not something that Xiaoshou needs to worry about, just leave it to him to solve.

Thinking about it this way, the big fox suddenly felt that the matter of sending people to the academy before was simply stupid.

Afraid that Rong Yunjian would be bored staying at home, he could also accompany Rong Yunjian by himself.Anyway, it’s great to have a cute little panda with you when you’re taking care of the property!

Rong Yunjian blinked after hearing the big fox's seemingly reasonable reason.This guy wants to trick him into being by his side at any time, is he going to do what he wants?

Seeing the big fox's expectant eyes, Rong Yunjian couldn't refuse.

So Yun Lei got an extra panda hand warmer, which he can hug wherever he goes.

The protagonist Gong couldn't find anyone in the school, so he belatedly found out about Rong Yunjian's not coming to school.He was so depressed that he simply skipped class and spent the whole day hanging out with cronies and friends without doing anything serious.

The power of the plot is very great, the protagonist Shou who disappeared happened to go to work in the place where they fooled around, so the two hooked up again after a series of things.Rong Yunjian paid attention to it a few times and then he didn't bother to care about it. Anyway, he just needs to kill these two people, regardless of whether they love each other or hate each other.It is too tiring to dismantle cp, and it is enough to do it once.

Fearing that Rong Yunjian would be bored when he was on a mission, Yun Lei specifically ordered Yuze to come and play with Rong Yunjian on the day of the mission.Yuze, who was turned away many times, was moved to tears, and he can finally enter the house!

Oh no, why are you eating bamboo again today? !

Rong Yunjian told him solemnly: "All the grown-up cloud-swallowing beasts have been sold recently, and the immature ones can't be eaten yet, they have to be raised again, so there is no meat to eat."

Yuze is a silly boy. Although he feels something is wrong, he can't find it.He nodded discouragedly, and obediently picked up the bamboo and gnawed it.Woohoo, what a bad luck!

Rong Yunjian gnawed on the bamboo calmly, um, silly boy, who stipulates that you can't kill and eat if you are not an adult?And there is no cloud swallowing beast, isn't there other meat to eat?It's so easy to cheat, what can I do in the future.

After eating a full stomach of bamboo leaves and bamboo shoots, Yuze followed the servant home with a green face.After returning home to make up for supper, the uncle in charge of the cook saw his young master viciously gnawing on the meat as if he hadn't eaten for three days, hesitated again and again, and quietly brought out a plate of precious cloud swallowing beast meat for him to eat .

"Young master." The uncle lowered his voice, "Don't tell others after you eat it. This dish was originally reserved for the young masters' dinner at noon tomorrow, and the other young masters in the family don't know about it yet."

Yuze was so moved, it was still the uncle who treated him well!

The uncle looked at the young master who had been reincarnated from a starving ghost, and quietly wiped away a handful of bitter tears.The Yu family is really getting worse and worse, and the young master is hungry to please the Rong family and the Yun family, how can they be willing to do it!

Yuze didn't know that his brain hole had broken through the sky, and he ate himself up, but his stomach felt uncomfortable after eating too much vegetarian food, and he probably had diarrhea... By the way, what did Rong Yunjian say?Eat more bamboo leaves, the fiber can remove the oil and toxins in the stomach, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but if it’s true, then diarrhea is normal, right?

Yuze, who had no idea that he had been fooled, thought foolishly, but in fact, his diarrhea was entirely because he was not naturally suitable for eating bamboo, so his body rejected it.

Rong Yunjian didn't have the anxiety after cheating someone at all, and happily chewed the jerky with her big tail in her arms.

Hairy tail, small jerky, there is enough for Gun Gunsheng!

The author has something to say: If you really want to see children... I will not agree, because this world will be destroyed [doge]

Alright, everyone, take care of Lei Shengzi's friends, so this plot really won't be written in the main text~