Psychiatric Internship Records

Song Liuyin felt that this day could not be passed.

She was sitting in a small shop by the side of the street, grilling smoky skewers beside her, and even the beer smelled of cumin.

There were empty wine bottles all over the floor, and some empty Erguotou might be mixed among them. Several beautiful girls were lying on the table and stools unsteadily. Song Liuyin didn't drink enough, so she raised her foot and kicked one casually, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Get up, go on!" drink!"

"Sister," the girl who was pointed blushed and protested in a daze, "You already drank a catty of white wine, isn't that enough?"

"Not enough, I'm sad." Song Liuyin angrily bit off a piece of chicken bone, crunching as if chewing on the bone of the cat at home, "Hurry up, continue to drink with me!"

"No, no!" The girl was lying on the table, waving her hands weakly, drunk and confused, "You called us to accompany you for a drink, and we thought you were broken in love, so we hurried over to comfort you. Cooperate with you Is it because of a broken cat?"

Song Liuyin threw out the bamboo stick after eating, "My brother fell in love with a cat! Isn't it serious?!"

"Pfft——hahahaha." The girl burst into laughter for the third time tonight, and rolled to the ground without paying attention, "Ouch!"

She clutched her head and reluctantly climbed back on the chair, and became more sober, "Didn't your brother give you a house? What a good brother, don't you just like a cat! My brother is going to give me a house, and he likes a leaf. Don't care about him!"

On yesterday's birthday, Song Liuyin's elder brother called Grandet actually gave her a villa!Lushan Middle Road, it is said that many celebrities live in it, a villa worth tens of millions!

At first, Song Liuyin thought that her brother had changed his sex, but now she knew how good her sister was, and knew how to take care of her.As a result, when I went home this morning and saw the workers coming in and out, I realized my brother's sinister intentions.

In order to let her move out, he was willing to give her a house!

You're willing to spend money just to be alone with that stupid cat!Song Liuyin roared in her heart.

Her bedroom was converted into a rec room, and a rec room for the cats!

The shelves wrapped with hemp rope, the tunnel suspended in the air, and the antique cat house in the Forbidden City are all for cats!

How could such a good bedroom become a cat's nest? ! !

I just didn't come home all night! ! !

Song Liuyin screamed in her heart like a villain in "Scream", while the legendary cool, handsome and domineering brother squatted next to the puppet cat like a dog's leg, constantly showing off that the cat litter she built was clean and interesting, artificial Pick absolutely no harmful substances of any kind.He also pointed to the newly built constant temperature purification system on the ceiling, ensuring that even if the air pollution index outside reached 2, he would not be able to enter the house.

What the hell are you doing! !That's a cat!No matter how it was a lover from a previous life, it was just a cat! ! !

The puppet cat proudly inspected its new territory, looked left and right, then returned to his brother, patted his knee, and expressed his appreciation.

The elder brother smiled immediately.

Song Liuyin looked at his elder brother who didn't smile so happily at the celebration of the acquisition, and felt the whole world in his heart.

"Why are you still here?" The elder brother suddenly turned his head and looked at the younger sister who was still watching with distaste. "I packed all the things in the storage room at the door for you."

What do you mean I am still here, this is my home!my home!Not cats!I own half of the property!

Song Liuyin didn't bother to argue with her brother who was indefinitely mentally ill, she quietly gave the puppet cat a middle finger, and left angrily.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" The boudoir who was drunk listened to Song Liuyin's cry again, and laughed so hard that she poured herself another bottle of wine through the story.

"You're still laughing, you're still laughing!" Song Liuyin became annoyed and threw a slice of toasted buns into the opponent's face.

"No, Liu Yin!" Another girl woke up leisurely, rubbing her eyes, "Did you invite us here today just to tell us a joke?"

"Of course not!" Song Liuyin gulped down another half bottle of beer, smashed the bottle back on the table, and repeated drunkenly, "My brother fell in love with a cat..."

The best friend grabbed a bamboo stick and poked her, "Isn't it just a cat! There was news a few days ago, and someone married a Barbie doll! What's the matter!"

"It's different!" Song Liuyin snatched the bamboo stick and broke it, "A cat's lifespan is short! It will die early!"

"Huh?" My girlfriend was stunned.

Song Liuyin covered her face, "Look at my brother, obviously throwing all his body and mind on the cat, but after more than ten years, the cat died, and my brother might die for love with him!"

"Uh..." My girlfriend was tongue-tied, so that's the point?

"What should I do?" Song Liuyin grabbed her best friend's shoulder and shook her vigorously.

"I, I don't know either." My best friend was shaken dizzily, "Isn't there still more than ten years left, maybe there will be a solution by then!"

Song Liuyin let go of her best friend, "It's decided!" She picked up the wine bottle and threw it on the ground, full of momentum, "I'm going to study medicine! Veterinarian! I will fight for the cause of animal immortality for the rest of my life!"

"Sister," my best friend was dumbfounded, "You're already on your way, can you please stop making trouble?"

Song Liuyin did what he said, got up and rushed into the night, heading for the glorious future of veterinary medicine.

"Boss, help me catch her!" My girlfriend called from behind, "She wants to escape the order, ah, no, she drank too much, don't let her run away!"

Later Song Liuyin really went to study veterinary medicine.Enduring the bad breath of animals for several years, all kinds of diseased organs, being scratched, scratched and kicked are trivial things, and she has successfully grown from a female man to a hard-working female man.

After finishing her studies, she found that she seemed to be in the wrong direction.

If she relies on herself alone, it is impossible to study how to extend the life of cats!Why didn't she spend money to invest in the research team instead of learning by herself? !

She returned home with all kinds of parrots, pet dogs, and a lizard that survived and survived after being rescued and adopted by her over the years, like moving a zoo.

*****

Song Liuyin felt that this day could not go on!

She was sitting in a familiar position, drinking a familiar draft beer, thinking seriously about life as she did five years ago.

"Ouch! My aunt," the girlfriends who came to cleanse her up snatched the wine glass from her hand, "You just came back from a long way, and we haven't come here yet, why did you drink it yourself?"

"I'm going to see my brother!" Song Liuyin yelled while hugging her best friend's waist.

"Your brother..." My girlfriend recalled what she said before she left.She drank too much that day, and her memory is blurred, like, her brother fell in love with a cat?

"The cat... is dead?" Another girlfriend asked cautiously.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Several girlfriends looked at each other, this man was afraid that the cat would die, so he went to study veterinary medicine for five years, why did he change in the blink of an eye when he came back?

"That, that, that, that's a cat demon!" Song Liuyin wiped her tears with a tissue from her pocket, and drunkenly took out a squirrel and wiped it on her face.

During the day, after she settled the group of animals, she excitedly ran to find her brother whom she hadn't seen for a long time, but the one who opened the door was a boy.

Sixteen or seventeen years old, pure and lovely, with long hair and shawls, and a faint brown mark at the corner of his eyes.

"Who are you? Where is my brother?" Song Liuyin looked up and confirmed that the room number was correct.

The young man seemed not interested in Song Liuyin, with a cold attitude: "He's gone to work." Then he turned around, turned into a cat, and left...

become a cat?

Ah ah ah ah ah!Someone can become a cat! ! !Song Liuyin jumped back out of the door in horror, shutting herself out.

It must be because I opened the door incorrectly, which caused me to open into another dimension!

Just as she was about to knock on the door again, the door was pulled open again by the boy.

The young man looked at her with a frown, and said in a bad tone, "What are you doing? This door lock is difficult to use, and you have to transform to open it. I'm in trouble. If you go out again, I won't open the door."

Song Liuyin felt that she must have stayed abroad for a long time, spoke a lot of English, and couldn't understand Chinese anymore.Otherwise, how would you hear the strange word "transformation"? !

The young man sniffed Song Liuyin, and accurately pulled out a squirrel from her pocket and put it on the table to play with.

There is a cat in the family who has become a sperm, is it useful to call 110?Song Liuyin looked at the squirrel being tossed and tossed by the cat demon, and wondered whether her brother would also go to immortality.

Not long after, the elder brother who heard that his younger sister had returned from work came home early. He pushed open the door and first hugged the cat demon and kissed him violently. It wasn't until the cat demon raised his paw and pressed his mouth to push him away that he noticed the cat demon standing beside him. Greeting his sister, "It's back! It's getting dark."

You are really my brother!

"Who is this?" Song Liuyin asked tremblingly, pointing at the cat demon.

"Ashu." The elder brother took the opportunity to kiss the cat demon again, "He was instructed by someone to cultivate a human form."

Song Liuyin clutched her chest: "..." So it's still possible to play like this!Then why should I study veterinary medicine!It's fun, but I still feel sorry for myself...

In order to welcome his younger sister back to China, his elder brother cooks for himself and cooks a large table of dishes—all cat demons like to eat. Song Liuyin stares at the table with boiled fish, fried yellow croaker, steamed sea bass, sweet and sour fish, braised crucian carp, Sauerkraut Fish Fillet Soup…

Can it still work!Fish have no human rights!

Song Liuyin watched as her elder brother refused to eat it himself, and immediately picked up the fish for the cat demon, carefully picking out the thorns, and put all the tenderest parts into his bowl.The cat demon wolfed it down and purred happily from time to time. The elder brother was satisfied and started to eat. He still remembered to greet his younger sister, "You can eat it too. You can't eat domestic fish in foreign countries."

Mom, I've had enough!

It was really the water poured out by the married brother!

Song Liuyin was pierced with a fishbone, felt her fragile heart and ran out again to find her best friend for comfort.

"Isn't that good!" My best friend felt that Song Liuyin was really drunk and started talking nonsense, and she listened to it as a fantasy story, and happily coaxed the drunk to play, "Aren't you afraid of your brother dying in love before? You are not afraid now! People have become fine!"

"No way!" Song Liuyin shook her head, "The cat has become a spirit, my brother will grow old!"

The best friend teased her: "Sister! You eat radish and don't worry about it. Cats can practice. Maybe someday your brother will ascend to the ascension!"

"Flying..." Song Liuyin hugged her little squirrel, and decided to depend on animals for life from now on.

Wait, it seems that it is no different from my brother?