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"Then I probably..." Stupid Dragon took back and scratched the back of his neck like a giant cat, "I don't know, I forgot what year I was born."

It was the first time for Ma Xiaojing to see such a precious cultural relic, looking at the stupid dragon with eager eyes like a painter seeing a living Mona Lisa.

— Still don’t have to hand over to the state’s Mona Lisa.

Looking at each other in the dragon's nest full of gold, Ma Xiaojing felt that he was about to realize his dream: to invent a machine so that the collection could speak for itself, and he no longer had to wait for archaeologists to guess the story of the year.Before the invention of the machine, the collectibles can already speak!Half of the dream come true!

"Come home with me!" Ma Xiaojing invited Stupid Dragon without hesitation.

Stupid dragon: "Do you have gold in your house?"

Without saying a word, Ma Xiaojing directly pulled out the little golden lock hanging from his neck that had been treasured for many years, "I'll give this to you, and you come home with me."

Jinsuo is small and exquisite, which is deeply loved by Clumsy Dragon. In addition, Ma Xiaojing's dyed blond hair looks silky and attractive. He really wants to touch it, so he readily agrees.

"Wait a minute," Qi Fen interjected, "Why didn't you think he had mental problems when he gave you the golden lock this time?"

"It's not normal! Would a sane person exchange gold for a useless broken dragon to go home?" The stupid dragon agreed, "But he wasn't my boyfriend at that time."

Qi Fen: "..." It's the first time I've seen him complaining so hard.

Ma Xiaojing's hometown is in a mountainous area with jagged rocks, which is just right for Aorialstrasz to live in.He raised the stupid dragon on the mountain, and studied the ancient dragon on him every day, but he didn't know that the ancient dragon was also studying his shiny golden fur.

Later, Stupid Dragon couldn't take it anymore, because Ma Xiaojing fed him grass every day.

Ma Xiaojing held up a vegetable leaf, "If you want to be healthy with green vegetables, try it!"

How can an idiot force a dragon to eat grass? ?The stupid dragon collapsed.

"The heavy metal content in the human body now exceeds the standard, it is still safe to eat vegetables." Ma Xiaojing took the trouble to persuade the stupid dragon, "If you eat people, I will have to hand you over to the country."

The stupid dragon asked wonderingly: "When did I say I was going to eat people?"

"Huh?" The young man who was deceived by the wrong ways of feeding dragons in various books was surprised, "Then what do you eat?"

"Meat!" Stupid Dragon was afraid that Ma Xiaojing would not understand, and added, "Beef, sheep, fish, chicken, duck, and geese are all fine!"

"How much do you want to eat?" Ma Xiaojing heaved a sigh of relief, but became embarrassed again, "Let me figure out how to transport so much meat."

Dragons eat a lot and consume a lot of energy. Maybe the world can't support such a huge group of people, so they light up the talent of Juehuang, let them sleep when they have nothing to do, and reduce energy consumption.But becoming a human is different. You only need to eat human food.

The stupid dragon flicked its tail, emitted a burst of red light, and transformed into a human form, which startled Ma Xiaojing.

The dragon who has just transformed into a human form is naked, slender, burly and sexy, with graceful lines, and every muscle reveals beauty.

Ma Xiaojing completely ignored the stupid dragon's figure, but drooled at the horns on the stupid dragon's head.His eyes gleamed, and he rushed over to fumble around, muttering, "This is an antique horn that is hundreds of thousands of years old!"

The stupid dragon finally got its claws smaller, and touched Ma Xiaojing's golden fur as he wished.

If a third party passes by, it will definitely feel that there are two perverts, one of them is naked, touching each other.

Ma Xiaojing found that the horn felt very good in the hand, and couldn't stop touching the ground, so he muttered, "Why didn't you say you could transform?"

"Humans are too small, I'm not used to it." Stupid Dragon pulled two hairs down and secretly hid them as his own collection.

In fact, the stupid dragon is not very old, and he has never experienced the era of "friendship" with humans. Dragons have already retired when he was born.Ma Xiaojing was the first person he had concrete contact with, and also his first human friend.

After Ma Xiaojing brought the stupid dragon home, one provided the horns and the other provided the hair. The two took what they needed and lived happily.

Until one day Ma Xiaojing dyed her hair black.

The stupid dragon turned pale with shock: "Where's your golden color!"

He rushed over to flip Ma Xiaojing's hair, and found that every strand had turned black, and there was no trace of gold.

Ma Xiaojing touched the horns of his own antiques, "Dye it, doesn't it look good?"

He didn't know whether it was a genetic mutation or a lack of some element in his body. He was born with blond hair. He was often ridiculed when he was a child, but he gradually got used to it when he grew up.Now that he has graduated and is looking for a job, he feels that if he is mistaken for dyeing his hair, it will be a disaster if he fails the interview. It is better to dye it the same black as the public in advance.

"How could it be like this." Stupid dragon was so heartbroken that he almost couldn't maintain his human form, "The person I love just left me like this."

Ma Xiaojing was curious: "Who do you love?"

Stupid Dragon: "Your beautiful golden hair."

Ma Xiaojing: "..."

Stupid Dragon: "Would you like to dye it back again?"

Ma Xiaojing didn't answer, but asked him instead: "Do you know that there is a kind of people called Caucasian?"

The stupid dragon shook his head.

Ma Xiaojing told Stupid Dragon Science, "Many Caucasians, that is to say, white people, are born with blond hair and blue eyes. You will definitely like it."

The stupid dragon was instantly opened up to a new world.

Then Ma Xiaojing's collection ran away from home, and left a note saying that he would fly to the New World to find his lost love.

At this point in the story, the stupid dragon's horns are almost bent into two rings.

Jiang Mu let him slow down for a few minutes before continuing to ask: "Have you found love?"

The stupid dragon was even more sad: "No, that kind of golden color is not what I said I was after at all. Those people's blonde hair is dull, and it's not the kind of gold I'm after at all."

He took out the small golden lock hanging around his neck, and gestured: "It should be a golden color like this, dazzling, noble, dazzling, and a golden color that is one in a million."

Most people's hair color is platinum or gray gold, like Ma Xiaojing's natural pure gold, probably you can't find a few of them everywhere.

The distraught young dragon flew back to Ma Xiaojing's house, relying on memories of his blond hair as food for his soul every day.

Stupid Longxu babbled a lot about the pain of his lovelorn, such as the fact that he could only swallow a roasted whole lamb every day, such as the flames he spouted were several hundred degrees lower than usual, and such as sleeping only a few degrees every night. Wake up after 12 hours of sleep.

...It's a joy to be a dragon.

Seeing that the stupid dragon was about to sink into the cracks in the floor, Jiang Mu guided him aloud: "Then how do you get rid of this pain?"

"Then I thought of a way!" Stupid Dragon said, "I can actually change my appearance!"

Qi Fen interjected: "Did you change yourself into gold?"

The stupid dragon showed off: "No, I shaved Xiaojing bald!"

Qi Fen: "..."

"If it grows like this, it will be golden again!" Stupid Dragon boasted to himself, "Am I very smart?"

Qi Fen: "That...cough, how did you survive?"

Stupid Dragon: "Huh? What?"

When Ma Xiaojing woke up that day, he felt that something was missing, but he didn't care about it. He played with his mobile phone for a long time, until he saw the mirror when he was washing...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?" ​​Ma Xiaojing yelled in disbelief, "Who is that hairless quail in the mirror? Where is my hair???"

He went bald all night and thought he had an emergency, rushed out to the hospital for an emergency.

The doctor asked him if he was taking medication that would damage the hair follicles.

"No!" Ma Xiaojing scratched the smooth top of his head, unexpectedly found that it felt good.

The doctor had never seen such a situation before, so he sent him to do a blood test and other tests, and the results showed that everything was normal.

"Did you take the hair you lost?" the doctor asked.

"Hair?" Ma Xiaojing remembered that he hadn't seen the falling hair, so it was impossible for such a large amount of hair loss to go unnoticed.

The doctor pondered for a moment: "Did you drink alcohol last night?"

Ma Xiaojing: "What do you mean?"

The doctor reminded: "For example, if you drank too much, you actually went out to get a haircut last night."

Ma Xiaojing: "..."

Convinced that he hadn't had a drink last night, in order to refute the doctor, he rushed home to find his missing hair.Then he found his hair in the trash can without much effort. The roots were neat and he didn't need to find someone to strengthen it. He could tell that it was shaved.

When Stupid Dragon woke up, he saw Ma Xiaojing sitting on top of him, holding a saw blade, struggling to grab his own horn.

The horns of dragons are equal to life, he turned over and threw Ma Xiaojing off, "What are you doing?!" The stupid dragon touched his own horns, but the time it took to touch his own horns was short, and there were no traces of sticking, so dangerous.

Ma Xiaojing got up and put the saw blade across the stupid dragon's neck, "I still want to ask you why! Why are you shaving my hair!"

For the stupid dragon, a saw blade is not a threat, but he still replied obediently: "I want to see blonde hair, black is not good-looking."

Ma Xiaojing has always adhered to the care method of "the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up" when facing her beautiful golden hair. The clinker was shaved overnight by her carefully cared collection!It's the other way around!

He was furious, and he punched and kicked the stupid dragon, his moves were fatal, but he also paid attention to the measure to avoid hurting his favorite horn.

Of course, it is a fatal move to other people, but to the stupid dragon, it is as harmless as a superficial touch.When he was touched, he let out a "poof" joy, and shot out a ray of flame along the way, igniting Ma Xiaojing's clothes.

Ma Xiaojing immediately rolled on the spot to extinguish the flames, and angrily scolded the stupid dragon: "How dare you resist?!"

Stupid Dragon seemed to be stunned by the beating, he stared at Ma Xiaojing blankly, with ecstasy on his face.

Ma Xiaojing: "???" This collection is too old, and the head is rusted?

Then he was thrown to the ground by the giant dragon in the next second. The stupid dragon was like a mountain, hitting Ma Xiaojing almost vomiting blood.

Stupid dragon lay under Ma Xiaojing's body, drooling at his crotch, with his hands raised by his sides, as if seeing a holy object, not daring to desecrate it.

Just now, because the clothes were burnt, there were several big holes on his body, and he was now naked.Ma Xiaojing suddenly remembered that his hair seemed to be golden too...

The stupid dragon touched it tremblingly, just touched it for a second, and bounced away like an electric shock.

"Damn it! You pervert!" Ma Xiaojing was touched to a vital part, broke away from the stupid dragon with an "ow" sound, and quickly backed away while sitting on the ground.

Stupid dragon grabbed his ankle unhappily, pulled Xiaojing back, and continued to worship the golden retriever.In order to prevent the treasure from escaping, he cast a spell against the regulations and tied Xiaojing to the ground.

Ma Xiaojing couldn't move or speak, and wailed in pain in his heart: Sure enough, collecting antiques is risky.I've heard of the one killed by the mummy I raised, but I haven't heard of the wretched one that was collected by the dragon!

The stupid dragon fiddled with each hair one by one, making Ma Xiaojing so itchy that he couldn't scratch it even if he wanted to.

Just like when the stupid dragon first met and plucked two hairs and hid them privately, this time he also plucked two hairs.

Ma Xiaojing burst into tears in pain, woo woo woo, when the magic is solved, he must break off the horns of this shameless dragon.

Stupid dragon doesn't care about flirting, Ma Xiaojing's whole body is hot from being played with, and the half-hard part is ignored by stupid dragon, even poking around, disgusted by him being in the way.Ma Xiaojing was worried that the stupid dragon would get angry and pull out the thing.

The magic dissipated with time, and Ma Xiaojing could finally speak.The angry momentum just now disappeared, and he protested weakly: "Let's discuss it, you go and shave your hair and let me go, okay?"

Stupid dragon's eyes lit up: "Will it grow again after shaving?"

Ma Xiaojing: "???" He watched the stupid dragon run to find the razor, and felt that he had not only dug a hole to bury himself in, but also helped to fill in the soil.

This day Ma Xiaojing lived like a celestial being, first he lost his hair, and then lost all kinds of hairs, he was shaved clean before being let go.Stupid Dragon found a box made of gold from his warehouse, and enshrined the golden retriever in it like a treasure.Ma Xiaojing never thought that one day, that kind of wretched thing could be packed into a pure gold box.

... No wonder someone buys a pair of pearls and returns them.

Ma Xiaojing, who was able to bring the giant dragon home, also had a big heart. Even if he was treated like this, he didn't have the idea of ​​sending the stupid dragon out.

He stroked the top of his head, which had just grown short fine hair, and suddenly thought of the sheep in captivity.

After the stupid dragon recalled this passage, he excitedly took out a beautifully crafted box, the size of a palm, with dragon patterns engraved on it, as if it had been handed down from a certain royal family.If the original owner knew about it, he would probably be cheated out of anger.

"Do you want to take a look at my collection?" Stupid Dragon prepared the box ostentatiously.

Jiang Mu hurriedly stopped him: "No need."

Stupid Dragon: "It's okay, I allow you to take a look."

Jiang Mu: "The wind is strong, don't blow it away."

Stupid Dragon carefully put away the gold box, nodded: "That's right, I won't show it to you."

Afraid that the topic would continue, Jiang Mu hurriedly changed the subject: "How did you two get together?"

The stupid dragon scratched its horns: "I want a golden egg."

Jiang Mu: "Golden eggs?"

"The eggs of our dragons are all red, black, blue, and green," the stupid dragon imagined, "but if it is Xiaojing's egg, it is likely to be golden!"

Jiang Mu: "Did you know that humans can't lay eggs?"

Stupid Dragon: "Later Xiaojing told me that I always thought he would give birth!"

One day when the stupid dragon was shaving Ma Xiaojing, he suddenly wanted an egg.If he gave birth to the egg, it must be shining golden and very cute.The little dragon that came out might also be golden, just like the most beautiful treasure in the world.

The more Stupid Dragon thought about it, the more excited he became, thinking that he was so smart that his hands were shaking so badly that he almost crippled Ma Xiaojing.

Thinking of the new way of playing, the stupid dragon suddenly changed back to the dragon form. After half of the change, he realized that he was too big to fit in the house, and hurriedly changed back into a human form.He didn't know how human beings should lay eggs, so he walked around the room anxiously.

Poor Ma Xiaojing was bound by magic and couldn't move. Seeing the stupid dragon's eyes turned red for no reason, he couldn't ask him what happened.

A few days ago Ma Xiaojing taught Clumsy Dragon how to surf the Internet, and today he decided to put what he learned into practice, and went online to ask if there were any tutorials on how to lay eggs.

Answer: "What should I do if my wife ran away with eggs", "Dragon Knight who Laid Eggs" and "The Life of Eggs".It has been treasured for many years, please read it carefully.

Stupid Dragon doesn't like to read, so he briefly read the key chapters and found that the feasibility is very high, so he simply learned and practiced on Ma Xiaojing.

The stupid dragon read: "Ians took advantage of Abby's drunkenness and tied his hands to the bed rail above his head."

Stupid Dragon ran to find a bottle of red wine, poured a glass, poured it into Ma Xiaojing's mouth, and tied his hands with magic.

The stupid dragon continued to read: "Abby is pink all over, lying on the bed fragilely..."

He glanced at Ma Xiaojing, his body wasn't pink enough, um, forget it... just make it work.

Stupid Dragon: "Ians opened Abby's legs, and stroked up the heels with his palms..." He was busy following the method in the text,

Ma Xiaojing was put into various poses, the smell of red wine still lingered in his mouth, he was dizzy from the alcohol, he was terrified but he couldn't even change his facial expression.

what is this guy looking atWhy follow suit?What does he want?

Stupid Dragon: "The narrow passage can accommodate three fingers. Ians invaded in one fell swoop, and Abby screamed helplessly."

Ma Xiaojing couldn't make a sound, and endured the pain with his eyes closed.

The stupid dragon helped him unlock part of the magic, patted his face, "Hey, you scream."

Ma Xiaojing scolded angrily: "Screaming your sister... ah!"

Satisfied, the stupid dragon restored the magic and continued to read.

Ma Xiaojing was forced to be quiet: I'm so fucking stupid!

When writing "Ians speeds up the movement" in the text, the stupid dragon also speeds up, and when writing "Ians is nine shallow and one deep", the stupid dragon also does the same, unlocking Ma Xiaojing's silent magic from time to time, letting him synchronize with Abby in the text Call twice.

Ma Xiaojing was so tormented that he almost passed out. Fortunately, this is the first scene of this article, and the author didn't write too long and complicated.

Stupid Dragon: "After it was over, Ians pressed Abby's bulging belly and smiled, 'I don't know if there will be a baby? What color will Abby's eggs be? It doesn't matter if there is no one, just keep trying I will always get pregnant.'" He also pressed Ma Xiaojing's belly, frowned and said, "The strategy is not written rigorously, the egg must be golden."

After that, he read a few pages later, and found that Abby was not pregnant, and sighed to himself: "Human pregnancy is so troublesome, so we can only try a few more times."

The "Strategy" has more than 160 chapters, and it is full of meat dramas. He just saw Chapter 4, so he is not in a hurry.

This book is not good, there are 2 more books in the back!

After the stupid dragon finished telling this story, he waited for Jiang Mu to continue to ask, but he didn't hear the question, "Doctor?" Why did you ignore me again?

Qi Fen thought that Jiang Muting had fallen asleep, turned around and pushed him, and found that the latter was holding a mobile phone, concentrating on searching and downloading the three books on the Internet.

Qi Fen: "..." Can I beat him up?

Jiang Mu watched with gusto, when Qi Fen robbed his phone suddenly, he hurriedly raised his head, pretending that he hadn't done anything, "Huh? What? Finished speaking? Oh, what about after that?"

Qi Fen deleted the novel with one click, and threw the phone back into his hand.

"Uh, Xiaojing told me that humans can't lay eggs." The stupid dragon stroked his horns, "But I don't think it's right, humans and humans can't, but it didn't say that humans and dragons can't lay eggs? And in the book I wrote it, and Abby ended up laying two eggs, twins! So I followed this strategy a few times later, and tried more.”

Taking advantage of Qi Fen's inattention, Jiang Mu downloaded the novel again, and asked curiously at the same time: "Did he break down later?"

Stupid Dragon shook his head: "Not yet, but I have found a few more strategy books, and sooner or later it will be successful!"

Jiang Mu sincerely wished: "Come on!" Teach me when the time comes, I want to try too.

Jiang Mu and the dragon seemed to have reached a consensus inexplicably. They looked at each other and smiled, and Qi Fen, who was a serious medical student beside him, said, "..." These two people are out of their minds.

Instead of Jiang Mu, he asked the stupid dragon: "Ma Xiaojing is not angry with you?"

"No, he can't speak, ah, no!" The stupid dragon realized that he had slipped up, and changed his words, "It's an honor for him to have sex with an ancient dragon."

Qi Fen: "..." Only ghosts will believe it!

But obviously Stupid Dragon didn't intend to tell the real situation, or he didn't understand Ma Xiaojing's real thoughts at all.

Dragons will only have one partner in their lifetime, and even if the partner dies early, they will not continue the string, which is one of the reasons why dragons are rare.Since Stupid Dragon has identified Ma Xiaojing as his partner and wants to lay eggs for him, he won't let him run away, not to mention that it is difficult for him to let go of Ma Xiaojing's yellow hair.

Regardless of whether Ma Xiaojing was forced to get used to it, or he loved his antique horn, he finally admitted that Stupid Dragon was a collector's item and partner.

This is a love story about horns and blond hair, Qi Fen concluded at the end.

...There are too many slots, it is difficult to write.

Jiang Mu had no interest in helping the dragon find gifts, but his baby was entangled and had to help.But after hearing about the egg, he was extremely excited and determined to help him find the best gift to please his wife, and then successfully embraced the golden egg.

He listed several gifts that would please Ma Xiaojing the most.

The first one is the horns, but it seems that this dragon can't be picked off, and the horns are gone, it will be troublesome if the wife runs away, so delete it.

It is more reliable to send some other beautiful antiques.But it can't be too good, at least not better than dragon horns.

Jiang Mu asked him: "Do you have any other collectibles? Besides gold, you can give them away as you like."

The stupid dragon recalled: "There are quite a few of them, and they are all in the lair."

Jiang Mu: "What's there?"

Stupid dragon frowning: "I don't understand human tools, how about I take you to see them?"

After seeing the prophecy, Qi Fen thought that he would not be surprised what happened again, until a dragon appeared in front of him.

...It seems that I have said something similar before.

A blood-red dragon with a body length of tens of meters landed on four legs, a dragon that had only been seen in movies before.His wings are retracted by his sides, his long tail hangs behind him, and his sharp claws dig into the soil

Standing at his feet, Qi Fen felt that the stupid dragon could swallow it without chewing it.

When Ma Xiaojing saw it back then, he ran away without running away?It's amazing!

The dragon flicked its tail and spewed a stream of steam from its nose, which scalded the surrounding snow and urged the two tiny humans to climb up quickly.

"He wants to take us to fly???" Qi Fen was shocked.

Jiang Mu was eager to try, "Yes!" He pulled Qi Fen to climb up the back along the dragon's wings on the ground.

Qi Fen watched him getting further and further away from the ground in fear, "I thought he would open some kind of portal!"

"It is written in the manuscript that dragons cannot release magic at will, because it will be hindered by the will of the world." Jiang Mu explained.

Qi Fen thought he heard it wrong, "What is the will of the world???"

Jiang Mu said with a smile: "Probably because they consume a lot of energy when releasing magic, and they have to eat a lot of food to replenish it. However, the ecosystem cannot support such a big energy-consuming guy, so a contract is made among the dragons, unless life is in danger, they can't just eat it. Unleash the magic."

So the will of the world is not to destroy the ecological circle?

Dragons are more environmentally friendly than humans!It is worthy of praise!

The back of the stupid dragon is covered with huge scales, which are uneven.The front end of each scale is upturned, and it looks like a seat in the size of a human being. After Qi Fen and Jiang Mu sat firmly on a scale, the stupid dragon flapped its wings and took off in place.

The wings stirred up a strong wind, sweeping away the floating snow and dead branches around, and also knocked over the swing that Qi Fen had been thinking about but hadn't had time to try.

"Ah! My swing..." Qi Fen's heart was broken into two along with the swing.

"It's okay." Jiang Mu hooked Qi Fen who was stretching his neck down to prevent him from falling, "I'll buy a better one in a few days."

Seeing that Qi Fen was still distressed, Jiang Mu said sadly: "Do you really like what Jiang Di bought...?"

Qi Fen: "???" What does this have to do with Jiang Di?

Jiang Mu bit his ear coquettishly: "I'm jealous."

Qifen Dead Fish Eye: "I like what you bought, please buy me a more beautiful one."

Jiang Mu was only then happy: "No problem."

The stupid dragon flew very high and quickly, quickly passed through the clouds, and rushed to an altitude of [-] meters.

Looking at the external scenery through the plane and seeing it with your own eyes is a completely different feeling.The surrounding wind is very loud, and you can even see the shape of the wind blowing and the water vapor that is constantly being washed away.Qi Fen sat on it but felt very stable, only the breeze was blowing. Even due to the high body temperature of the stupid dragon, the surface of the dragon's back remained warm even though it was tens of degrees below zero.

The dragon's body was covered with thick clouds, and the sunlight shone on the scales, reflecting a crystal clear brilliance. Each scale had different textures, like tiny magic circles.

Qi Fen caressed the manhole cover-sized scales along the texture. He liked it very much and wanted to take one home and hang it on the wall as a decoration.

Stupid Dragon arrived at City A in only ten minutes of flying, three times faster than the plane.Qi Fen went from fear at the beginning to excitement later, and finally arrived at the station before he was satisfied, feeling a little regretful.

The lair is located deep in the mountains around City A. A ray of sunlight shines in from a crack in the mountain. The light source is weak, but it makes the mountains of gold glisten and dazzle the eyes.As soon as the stupid dragon got home, he dived into the gold mountain and swam around in it. He opened and closed his wings, lifted and lowered the gold, and played with various utensils and sang happily.

"Wow—a lot of money." Qi Fen was speechless, "This is really rich."

"In the past few decades, it will be worth much more than it is now." Jiang Mu estimated the value of the golden ocean. "Now the depreciation of gold is getting worse, but if one day the paper currency credit system collapses..."

"It's a pity that you are not allowed to touch it." Qi Fen looked to the other side of the cave under the light of gold, "Over there!"

In the corners of the lair, there are all kinds of strange "trash" piled up, and due to neglect, the "trap" is covered with dust.Fortunately, the stupid dragon will cast magic on its own gold from time to time to keep the gold fresh and delicious, so that this pile of "trash" is also stained.Although dirty, there is no quality damage.

There are countless precious stones scattered on the left, shining brightly.

Qi Fen saw a huge opal at a glance, and it was thrown on the pile of gems like garbage, what a waste!But it’s not all good stuff. If you search carefully, you can find cheap items like glass beads.

On the other side were piled up all kinds of oddly shaped things, such as armor, vases, Luoyang shovels, ancient paintings, and a mural from an unknown church.

"Where do these things come from?" Qi Fen saw a plaster statue in the shape of an angel. He didn't know whether it was a statue from the ancient Greek era or a model for modern sketches, because there was a box-type TV with a sense of age under the plaster statue.

Jiang Mu picked up a rhombus-shaped gemstone and studied it with the light, "It may have been attached to it when he went to grab the gold." There were signs of damage on the back of the jewel, which looked like an ornament of a gold product, and then the stupid dragon picked up the jewel Come down and throw it aside.

Qi Fen moved away an iron pot, and behind it was a celadon vase with a height of half a person. It looked like the kind of cultural relic that was often seen on TV shows, and people often went to experts to appraise it. It was difficult to distinguish the authenticity from the fake.

"Actually, just pack it up and take it there, right? Anyway, the dragon doesn't care, so I give it all away, and let Ma Xiaojing choose by himself." Qi Fen couldn't understand at all, and proposed with his hands on his hips.

"It's so dishonest." Jiang Mu seemed to have a soft spot for small items, and picked up a jade pendant to admire.The round jade pendant is fine in quality, soft in color, and beautiful in texture. There is a chrysanthemum engraved on it. Jiang Mu gestured twice, thinking that it should look good on Qi Fen's neck, so why not buy one as a gift for him when you have time.

The stupid dragon was satisfied with playing enough gold, and his horns turned bright red again. He squatted next to the two of them and asked expectantly, "Is there anything I can give you?"

Looking left and right, Qi Fen didn't know which ones were real and which ones were fake.He decided to ask the owner directly: "Are there any vintage items? Well, 200 years ago."

"Yes." The stupid dragon rushed into the pile of "trash" and kicked down piles of treasures along the way nonchalantly, which made Qi Fen terrified and felt sorry for those priceless things.

Stupid Dragon pulled out a human-shaped colorful object from the depths, and held it up to Qi Fen, "How about this?"

Qi Fen was so frightened that his heart stopped beating, and he asked sincerely, "Is this true?"

"Yes!" Stupid Dragon nodded, "I found it when I was digging the nest, so it should be quite a long time ago."

This is a colorful terracotta warrior. Under the protection of dragon magic, it is complete in shape, colorful and lifelike.

Qi Fen clutched his fragile heart, and waved his hand: "Put it back quickly, this one won't work. Give it to your family, he will probably spend the rest of his life in prison."

"Oh." Stupid Dragon put the terracotta warriors back, and took out another thing, "What about this one?"

Although Qi Fen is not a biologist, he can tell that the thing in his hand is the skull fossil of a certain ape-man.

Qi Fen hesitated and said: "It's a good thing, but isn't it too romantic?" And it was too harsh.

The stupid dragon couldn't hear it, so he threw it aside casually, his skull rolled twice on the ground, collapsing a wooden bookshelf, and the scroll fell to the ground.

On the other side, Jiang Mu finally found what he was looking for, and threw it to Stupid Dragon, "Give this as a gift, remember to wipe it clean, find a box to pack it, and make it look better."

"So small?" Stupid Dragon was surprised.This thing is not as big as your palm!

"It doesn't matter if the gift is good or bad," Jiang Mu encouraged Stupid Dragon, "You give this to him first, and if he asks where it came from, you can bring him here."

Stupid dragon wrote down the suggestion and was very grateful to Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu waved his hand: "It's okay, remember to show it to me when he gives birth."

The stupid dragon gave a thumbs up: "No problem."

Qi Fen: "..." Are you still thinking about laying eggs? !

The next day, Ma Xiaojing, who was still sulking because of his diet, saw an elegant wooden box on the table, which was antique, with colorful auspicious clouds on the top and dark plum blossoms carved on the side.

Ma Xiaojing quickly understood that this was a gift from the dragon.Given that the stupid dragon can keep that kind of thing in a gold box, he has no expectations of what this box contains.

——It’s better if it’s not a piece of dragon meat.

He opened the box casually, was immediately attracted by the contents inside, and hurriedly closed the lid.

It was a delicate rhino horn cup.

The cup is oval and shaped like an egg.On the wall of the cup, a dragon and a phoenix soar in the clouds, looking back at the prime minister, with exquisite carvings.The cup stands on the lotus-shaped base, and the two are integrated into one, which is exquisite.

Stupid dragon anxiously clawed at the crack of the door to peek at Ma Xiaojing's reaction to the gift, but Ma Xiaojing dragged him out by the horns, and kissed him passionately.

Ma Xiaojing: "Thank you, I like it so much!"

He let go of the stupid dragon, turned off the bright fluorescent lamp, and put on gloves before he dared to open the box again, and lightly picked up the rhino horn cup to study it carefully.

There is a square seal in seal script on the lower edge of the cup holder, which is not very clear, so it is guessed to be the name of the sculptor.

The wall of the reddish-brown cup has no damage of age at all, and feels as smooth as jade.He turned to the other side of the glass and suddenly saw a fingerprint stuck to the side.

Ma Xiaojing turned around angrily and slapped Stupid Dragon, "You touch him without gloves."

Stupid dragon rubbed his cheeks aggrievedly, he didn't understand why his wife was so happy just now, but she said she was in a hurry after a few seconds.

Later, Ma Xiaojing used professional equipment to detect that this was at least a product from the late Ming Dynasty, worth tens of millions, but rhino horn products are one of the items that are absolutely prohibited from circulation by the state, especially this kind of treasure that clearly belongs to the state.He can only study it secretly at home, and let the stupid dragon hide it if he has enough research, so that no one can see it, otherwise he can't explain the source at all.

But Stupid Dragon slapped his wife because of the rhino horn cup, and since then he no longer likes the legendary cup worth a string of 0.

One night, the stupid dragon hugged his wife and complained why Xiaojing still couldn't conceive after so many times.

Ma Xiaojing is too lazy to give him popular science. Humans are mammals, and their physiological structure is different from that of giant lizards like him.

However, this time the stupid dragon read the method in the "Strategy" again, and thought of a new note, "If you feel the birth of an egg in advance, will you be able to conceive by yourself?"

"What?" Ma Xiaojing didn't realize it for a moment, and by the time he understood what the stupid dragon meant, he had already lost the chance to escape.He felt something chubby was stuffed in, with bumps on the surface, rubbing back and forth, making him aroused, "What? What did you put in it?!"

The stupid dragon was drooling, thinking that his wife finally had eggs in her stomach.He encouraged by the side, "Come on my wife, give birth!"

Ma Xiaojing was tormented by the little thing, and tightly squeezed the stupid dragon's arm, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he asked fearfully: "You, wouldn't you be...?" He was shocked by his own thoughts and couldn't speak.

"Yes, yes!" Stupid Dragon pressed Ma Xiaojing's stomach, feeling the egg that he was thinking about, imagining that it was really the crystallization of the two, "This is the correct use of that rhino horn!"

"You prodigal son!" Ma Xiaojing was furious, "Get out of here!!!"

The author has something to say: Stupid Dragon: My wife is angry with me again!

Qi Fen: What did you do again?

The stupid dragon explained.

Qi Fen: ... I really can't help you with this.

Jiang Mu: So you can still play like this!

Qi Fen:? ? ?