Psychiatric Internship Records

The sky outside the window was getting late, and the sunset glow penetrated through the gaps in the clouds, shooting out colorful rays of light.

Qi Fen was lying on the bed in the dormitory exhausted, with Jiang Mu's punitive marks all over his body.Before, he wanted to put some plum blossoms on Jiang Mu's body out of retaliation, but he couldn't grasp the technique no matter what. He licked and licked again and again, but the plum blossoms were not printed, and there were a few more rows of tooth marks.

The two messed around all day.The sheets on the single bed were rubbed to a corner, the pillows flew to the other side of the room, and the clothes were crumpled and thrown on the ground, all of which showed the intensity of the battle.

Jiang Mu patted Qi Fen Bainen's butt, and left a handprint on it as he wished, "Get up, go take a shower."

Qi Fen's whole body was sore and limp, and he didn't want to move at all, so he turned the back of his head to Jiang Mu, "No."

"It's easy to get a fever if you don't clean it up. Get up." Jiang Mu said a word and patted it, adding several more handprints on the little butt that kept tempting him.

Qi Fen just wanted to sleep at the moment, and complained: "That's also up to you."

Jiang Mu was helpless.He wanted to pick up Qi Fen to help him clean up, but the dormitory environment was poor, the bathroom was small, and only one person could stand in the bathroom.

He regretted it a bit. He should have tied him home first. There is a bathtub for two at home, so he can play in whatever way he likes.

"Little slob." Jiang Mu laughed and scolded, took the opportunity to touch a few more, then found a box of tissues, and wiped Qi Fen hastily.

Qi Fen didn't resist either, he let Jiang Mu knead him, and he was so obedient.It made Jiang Mu so hot that he almost jumped on him to do it again.He restrained himself, lay down next to Qi Fen, and hugged him to rest.

"It's so crowded!" Qi Fen complained.

The single bed was already small, and the two of them were so close together that they were almost stacked.

Jiang Mu suggested: "Then go home and live."

"Sleep first, wake up and go back." Qi Fen breathed out.He turned over and nestled in Jiang Mu's arms, facing him, "Then are you still angry now?"

Jiang Mu kissed his forehead lightly, "I'm not angry anymore."

"Then..." Qi Fen carefully asked the question he was most concerned about, "Is the previous agreement still counted? Help me find some patients who can be included in the graduation project."

He originally thought that the relationship in the dream was only in the dream, and after they came out, the two went their separate ways.Thinking about it now, he was really too simple, no matter in dream or in reality, at the moment he agreed to Jiang Mu, he had already sold himself.

But since the relationship between the two of them has not changed, and has even gone further, then what was said in the dream should also be counted, right?

"Of course." Jiang Mu nodded.

"Then can we go to the villa again?" Qi Fen asked excitedly, he was still thinking about the pleasant hot spring and the exquisite swing.

Jiang Mu: "Well, anytime."

Then the two of them suddenly realized something at the same time.

It seems that, in reality, the New Year's holiday has not yet arrived!

Jiang Mu's eyes lit up immediately: This time, the previous plan must definitely be completed, and a few more items can even be added!

Qi Fen shivered for no reason, thinking that he was getting cold, so he shrank back and slipped into Jiang Mu's arms again.

The more Jiang Mu thought about it, the more excited he became, and he felt that it would be better to hit the sun than choose a date, so he might as well start from today.

That night, after taking a nap in Qi Fen, Jiang Mu ignored Qi Fen's objection and forced him to take the New Year's holiday early.He didn't even go home, and drove him to Yu Wan's small villa. On the way, he bought food that could last for a month, indicating that he planned to live in it for a long time and not go out.

Qi Fen was tired all day, and fell asleep in the car in the dark, completely oblivious to what Jiang Mu had done. ...Even if he noticed it, he wouldn't stop it, just let it twitch.

Just one day after Jiang Mu's plan was implemented, Qi Fen was so tormented that he couldn't get out of bed, crying and trying to kick him off.He grabbed Qi Fen's ankle and pulled him back into his arms, while comforting him, he was thinking about how to play tomorrow.

Qi Fen leaned against Jiang Mu weakly to breathe, and sternly stopped him from continuing like this, but the words he said were so weak, Jiang Mu smiled and agreed while touching, but it was perfunctory.

He jumped into the hot spring pool with Qi Fen in his arms, and had a passionate mixed bath as he wished, and spent a wonderful whole day.

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

Jiang Mu's plan was finally interrupted after only one day.

Because Jiang Di came to find him the next morning.

He drove a Porsche 781, and got out of the car holding a bouquet of roses, with the word "twist" all over his body.

Jiang Di had the key to the villa, but in order to show his handsomeness, he deliberately rang the doorbell at the gate of the courtyard, and then waited handsomely holding a flower, like a gentleman waiting for his lover to answer the door in an old American drama.

Then Jiang Mu didn't open the door for him, he was frozen in the cold wind for 10 minutes outside, his beauty was ruined by sneezing and nose, he had to take out his key and open the door by himself.

"Wan'er—" as soon as he entered the yard, he yelled into the air, "I'll come to you!"

He couldn't wait to run to the villa, and before he could take a step, Jiang Mu kicked him back into the yard.

The flowers fell to the side, and Jiang Di lay on the ground with a dazed expression, "Why are you kicking me?"

Jiang Mu walked over and stepped on Jiang Di's chest, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he chopped off a few feet.This time I really tried my best and almost buried Jiang Di in the soil.

After kicking, he felt that it was not enjoyable enough, so he kicked him in the direction of the pool, making a gesture to turn on the tap of the pool.

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, if it is really filled with water, it will freeze to death within 5 minutes.

Jiang Di panicked, rolled and crawled to escape from the pond, and retreated quickly to avoid Jiang Mu's attack range, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't do it."

"What are you doing here?" Jiang Mu raised the watering hose and stabbed him.

Hearing this question, Jiang Di, with a standard goldfish brain, forgot that he was beaten up just now, and started to quiver again, "I won the game, come to see my late son!"

"You really have the nerve to say it!" Jiang Mu sneered, and turned on the faucet, happily admiring Jiang Di's way of avoiding the water.

Jiang Di was so focused on winning the game that she forgot to consider Jiang Mu's anger. She reflected that she really shouldn't bully the loser like this, and hurriedly comforted him: "Winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs, Xiao Mu, we can't afford to lose, can we?"

If Jiang Mu was just scaring Jiang Di just now, turning on the water stream was nothing more than sprinkling water on the side. After hearing this, he controlled the hose and poured it directly on Jiang Di's head.

The tap water was icy cold, and Jiang Di was drenched all over his head. When the cold wind blew, no matter how thick the clothes were, he seemed to be naked.He screamed and ran into the villa, and rushed back to the room where he lived before to take a shower and change clothes.

An hour later, the Jiang family sat in the living room facing each other.

Jiang Di kept sneezing, intermittently expressing her innocence, "Actually... Achoo, I even helped you!"

"Help me?" Jiang Mu was juggling a fruit knife in his hand, shaking the tip of the knife at his uncle.

"Don't just focus on Xiao Qi's death in the end," Jiang Di slumped lazily on the sofa, nibbling on an apple, "Ah Choo...Think about it first, he didn't intend to agree to your confession at the beginning."

Jiang Mu's heart twitched slightly, knowing that what the uncle said was the truth, he didn't refute it.

"I've helped you, and persuaded him to try it with you, or you wouldn't even have a chance." Jiang Di began to twitch again, "I think you've got it completely, right? Ah... So I am also grateful to you!"

"That's right." In Jiang Di's astonishment, Jiang Mu nodded, "You are indeed responsible for this matter. Otherwise, you will also be stabbed by me. It's two things." He gestured with a fruit knife .

Jiang Di jumped two meters away, "I was wrong, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have stabbed him to death." Just as Qi Fen went downstairs, Jiang Di rushed to grab Qi Fen as a shield as if he saw a savior ,"Help!"

"Let him go!" Seeing him bumping into Qi Fen, Jiang Mu immediately became furious and almost threw the knife over.

Qi Fen: "???"

He slept for a long time, and because of the long sleep, he woke up feeling more sleepy.Turning over and trying to continue to sleep, I heard the noise downstairs as if a thief had entered, so I hurried down to have a look.Qi Fen was wearing the panda pajamas prepared by Jiang Mu, rubbing his eyes in a daze, his walking posture was a bit strange, and he was involved in the war for no reason.

Jiang Mu gave Qi Fen a good morning kiss like a superficial touch, then rubbed his head, "Go back to sleep if you are sleepy."

"It's okay, it's okay!" He recalled what he heard, combined with the current state, estimated the cause, and mediated the two with a wry smile, "It doesn't hurt too much, it's a dream after all, don't fight over it. "

"Good boy!" Jiang Mu pushed him toward the stairs, "Leave us alone, go to rest, and continue fighting at night."

Qi Fen: "..." Isn't that enough? ? ?

Qi Fen, who strayed into the battlefield by mistake, left. Jiang Di looked left and right and couldn't find anything to cover him. He pointed to the direction Qi Fen left with a cheap smile, "Xiao Qi said it doesn't hurt."

Jiang Mu directly poked the knife on Jiang Di's half-eaten apple.

For a moment, the only sound in the room was the sound of Jiang Di gnawing on the apple, swallowing it desperately, as if he was eating his last meal before he died.

"So what on earth are you here for?" Jiang Mu was annoyed by him.

Jiang Di had an innocent face: "I'm here to find my late son!"

"She's not here, what are you doing here?"

Jiang Di was surprised: "Why is she not here, you lost the game! It is reasonable to hand her over to me."

"First, she is not an item, there is nothing that cannot be handed over," Jiang Mu stretched out two fingers, "Second, two out of three games, I only lost the last game, and I won the first two games."

Jiang Di protested: "You just ran out! Three elements, dream creator, entry method, and exit method, you owe two of them!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Huh, the fooling failed.

He knew that he probably lost to Jiang Di, not only the last match, but even the first match.

The second scene was very simple, the creator was Jiang Di, and the hypnotic method was probably the untimely chirping of cicadas. It happened that he and Qi Fen were sleeping together at that time, so Qi Fen was also pulled into the second dream.

But he recalled it for a long time later and couldn't figure out what happened in the first scene.

He and Qi Fen were obviously not together, why was Qi Fen also brought in?And at the time, Jiang Mu thought that his uncle's skills were too poor, so the dream was incomplete, surrounded by fog, and easily collapsed due to mood fluctuations.But when he recalled the last perfect dream, he realized that his uncle's skills were not so frustrating at all, but excellent.

Was he pretending badly before so that he could take it lightly?

Or is it that the trap of the first game lies in these wrong places?

Jiang Mu frowned and thought. He concluded that he underestimated the enemy. He couldn't figure out how to enter the first round. No speculation could explain why Qi Fen also entered the dream.

"Okay! I lost. I'll tell you where Yu Wan is." Jiang Mu was willing to admit defeat.

Jiang Di smiled instantly, "Say it quickly!"

"She's here..." Jiang Mu suddenly changed his mind, "Forget it, I'll take you there when the time comes, anyway, I'll be there soon."

Jiang Di was so anxious that he wished he could drive there now, "When?"

Jiang Mu estimated the time, "A month later!"

"One month? It's too long." Jiang Di couldn't wait, "One hour!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Di bargained: "One day!"

Jiang Mu ignored him and pretended to leave.

Jiang Di hurriedly let go: "Why is it so long, I can't wait, or if you tell me the location, I can go there by myself."

"She's probably not at home now, and it's useless for you to find her."

"??" Jiang Di was puzzled, "She is a nightmare, where else can she go?"

Jiang Mu: "She was bored with me, so I asked her to follow Zhong Baixu to find something to do."

Zhong Baixu is the most well-known psychic master in the current circle. He is mysterious. If he treats you as a friend, he can stab you in the ribs. If you are not a friend, he may stab you a few times at any time.There are several enemies who bullied her when she was a child, and when they grew up, they were harassed by her and left their homes and fled.

The tragedy is that it happens that Jiang Di is exactly the kind of person Zhong Baixu hates the most.

Jiang Di had met Zhong Baixu several times before, and the painful past was unbearable.

He immediately faltered, "Then I'll wait for you to take me there."

Jiang Mu didn't deliberately not take his uncle with him, after all, he was at a loss.However, Zhong Baixu had a sudden whim recently, and went to country R anonymously to participate in some supernatural program, saying that he was afraid that Jiang Di would sneak in, and took Yu Wan along the way.

"Well, one month later." Jiang Mu said.

The two finally reached an agreement, but Jiang Di still stared at Jiang Mu expectantly, as if he still had something to say.

Jiang Mu knew what he wanted to say, so he deliberately didn't mention it. Finally, Jiang Di couldn't help himself, "Why didn't you ask me what happened in the first competition?"

Jiang Mu was silent: Just don't ask, it will suffocate you.

"Do you remember that national anthem! That's my new apprentice, much more interesting than you! It was a dream created by him in hypnosis." Jiang Di smiled showing off.

So it turned out that Jiang Mu vaguely remembered the sound of the national anthem, and he was with Qi Fen at the time, so it all made sense.

"How did you know that I would go to a mental hospital?" Jiang Mu was really curious and asked cooperatively.

"I was fooled," Jiang Di smiled cheaply, "Seeing where you always go, let the apprentice go there to squat you first."

Jiang Mu found it unbelievable that such a nonsensical plan actually made him succeed, and he jumped into the trap all the way along.

Jiang Musheng was angry with himself, and his anger reached Jiang Di, and he issued a eviction order mercilessly. Instead, Jiang Di, the clinker, unloaded his luggage from the car, saying that he had nowhere to go during the New Year, and he wanted to live here to accompany his juniors Let's celebrate together.

Who wants to spend the holidays with you? ? ?

Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. Jiang Di is as shameless as a city wall, and he will not leave.

So Jiang Mu's New Year's plan to hold a wife only lasted for one day, and was stranded again. From "fighting" with Qi Fen, it became a fight with the uncle.

New Year's Eve is not the same as in the dream. There is a light snow in the sky. The snowflakes are not big but last for a long time.

Qi Fen soaked in the hot spring alone, with a small tray floating in front of him, on which was placed a jar of sake, more pleasant than in a dream.

The mood is completely different from before.In the dream, he always felt that it was unreal, and the friendships around him were almost all false. He knew that the surroundings were not really his own, so he enjoyed himself while walking on eggshells.Now there is only pure enjoyment left,

He turned his head to the room and called Jiang Mu to come and soak together.

During the three-day New Year holiday, Qi Fen's life consisted of eating, sleeping, and watching Jiang Mu beat Jiang Di.

He also wondered why Jiang Di could always make Jiang Mu angry, and finally concluded that he was too cheap.

When Qi Fen and Jiang Mu were playing games, Jiang Di insisted on pointing out Jiang Shan, mocking Jiang Mu for his poor performance.

When Jiang Mu cooks a meal, Jiang Di still ridicules him for putting in the wrong proportion of seasonings, and the taste is not delicious enough.

"Why do you always provoke him?" Qi Fen quietly asked Jiang Di.

Jiang Di covered her mouth, and replied furtively: "I'm angry, this kid was soft and cute when he was young, and somehow he grew crooked." The more he talked, the more annoyed he became, "When he was young, he had nightmares and couldn't sleep, so he just followed me. Crying and calling uncle, let me tell him stories and help him sort out his dreams. No matter how much I knead and criticize him, he is not angry, but he is good. It is not like now..."

Qi Fen was curious: "Does he often have nightmares?"

Jiang Di nodded, "At that time his dreams were strange and he couldn't control them, so he had insomnia every day during that time. Let me tell you, one night, I felt something crawling up on the bed, and when I turned on the light, I saw the quilt. There was a lump, and a little guy was lying in it trembling, he..."

Qi Fen was chatting with Jiang Di while playing games, but he didn't notice that the person he was chatting with had been thrown out by the collar by the once soft and cute Jiang Mu, and continued to ask: "Why didn't you talk? What happened later?"

"What later do you want to ask?" Jiang Mu leaned close to Qi Fen's ear and asked.

"What happened to Jiang Mu later..." Qi Fen caught a glimpse of another person beside him out of the corner of his eye, trembling with fright, he drove the racing car into the sea.

Jiang Mu pushed Qi Fen down on the sofa, and kissed down the corner of his eyes, "What's wrong with Jiang Mu?"

"It's nothing, I think you are very handsome, really." Qi Fen said sincerely.

Jiang Mu kissed Qi Fen on the lips, "I'll clean you up in a few days."

Qi Fen didn't know whether he should push him away or wait for it.

After the New Year, Jiang Di still had her own business, so she reluctantly drove away.After such a treasure left, the villa suddenly became much quieter, and Qi Fen was not used to it.

He had to go to work the next day, but at night, Jiang Mu hadn't seen that he was about to leave. He packed his things, and urged him to hurry up and tidy up.

Jiang Mu dragged Qi Fen onto the bed and pressed him under him, "Let's not leave."

"Aren't you leaving?" Qi Fen was confused, "I'm going to work tomorrow!"

"You are forbidden to go to the hospital."

Qi Fen: "Why?" Although Jiang Mu also said similar things in the dream, but that time he was more inclined to be coquettish, and his attitude was completely different.

"Did you forget what happened?" Jiang Mu said worriedly.

Qi Fen laughed: "That's fake! The plot is designed, it's not real."

Jiang Mu was terrified, he didn't dare to let Qi Fen go out, but if there was any possibility, he wouldn't let Qi Fen take the risk to go back to work.Seeing Qi Fen's nonchalant expression, he took out a bottle of lubricant from the bedside and rubbed it on Qi Fen's body angrily, and decided to keep him from getting out of bed so that he couldn't run around.

With his lover in his arms, Jiang Mu tried his best to extinguish all dangerous flames.

Qi Fen spent a sweet night, his mind was muddled, he forgot all important and insignificant things, and focused all his attention on Jiang Mu.

The next morning, Qi Fen was awakened by Jiang Mu, and was invaded again in a daze. He suddenly said: "I understand."

"Understand what?" Jiang Mu asked.

Qi Fen wiped his tears, tortured to the limit by the pleasure, sobbing, "You must think that I am unwilling to die at the hands of others, and plan to let me die on the bed."

"Pfft..." Jiang Mu was amused and comforted, "One last time."

Qi Fen buried his face in Jiang Mu's chest, becoming angry from embarrassment: "This is the third time you have said this!"

Jiang Mu's movements suddenly sped up: "It's okay, I will say it for the fourth time in a while."

Qi Fen: "..."

Licentious and invincible, drunk and dreaming of death, Jiang Mu successfully stopped Qi Fen from going to work, and tied him by his side.

But he can stop his own baby from running out, but he can't stop others from looking for his own baby, especially when the other party is a dragon.

It was dark in winter, Qi Fen was tired and slept until noon.When I woke up, there was a gust of wind outside, which rattled the windows, the branches hit the glass, and the dust was flying. The whole scene was like a spaceship landing on the ground.

Then the wind suddenly stopped and the dust settled. Qi Fen watched helplessly as a person jumped up to the second floor, pushed open the window and turned in. The window was locked.

The sign of this uninvited guest is so obvious that Qi Fen can't forget it even if he wants to.On his head were two curved horns, dull and drooping listlessly.

Qi Fen was shocked, wasn't this person Jiang Di's idea!How can you escape into reality? ?

Oh, I must not be awake yet.Qi Fen took a few glances at the uninvited guest, turned over and continued to sleep.

uninvited guest:"……"

Is this how humans treat guests?How impolite!How is this different from my dragon class! ——by a race that continues to sleep on gold even when guests visit.

"Who are you?!" Hearing the voice, Jiang Mu came to check in the room, and happened to see a person stretching out his hand to prepare to harm Qi Fen, while the latter was still soundly asleep.He flew over and pulled Qi Fen away, looking at the strange person in front of him warily.

Inexplicably, a certain dragon who was hostile was even more wronged, human beings are so strange!

Qi Fen pretended to be asleep and couldn't go on anymore, he stared blankly at the dragon, turned his head and asked Jiang Mu: "Are we in a dream again?"

Jiang Mu looked around, "No, why do you ask that?"

Qi Fen pointed at the uninvited guest, "Then why did he come here?"

Jiang Mu: "Who is he?"

Qi Fen recalled: "A... Where did A come from?"

"Aorialstrasz." Red Dragon offered to help him complete it.

"Yes, Aorialstrasz." Qi Fen continued, "He is a thing in Jiang Di's dream, why did he appear here?"

Jiang Mu guessed: "Maybe there is such a thing in reality, and Jiang Di didn't make it out of thin air."

Red Dragon:"……"

A certain dragon: Is it really okay for you to talk like this in front of the dragon involved?Can you please excuse me?

Qi Fen was shocked: It turned out to be true?Are there really dragons in this world?

Jiang Mu: What is this person doing here?Is there a threat?Do you want to clear it in advance?

The three of them fell into confusion at the same time, reaching a strange balance, and no one spoke.

It wasn't until Qi Fen was the first to react, hesitantly called: "A..." I forgot about A again!He cleared his throat and skipped the name, "Why are you here?"

A Long whose name was changed to a single character: "You have to be responsible to me!"

Qi Fen: "???"

Jiang Mu tightened his arms and strangled Qi Fen's waist, "Did you make his belly bigger?"

Qi Fen: "???"

What is this all about?

Qi Fen stopped the two whose brain circuits did not match, and asked little A: "What's going on?"

"Doctor, I used the method you taught me, but it made Xiaojing angry!" Moulong accused Qi Fenyong of harming others, "You have to be responsible to me!"

Qi Fen was at a loss: "What did I teach you?"

A certain dragon: "You suggest that I return the gift and let me give him something that he likes and is more precious to you."

"Wait," Qi Fen finally caught up with the dragon's train of thought, "Isn't that something in a dream? How did you know?"

A certain dragon let out a breath of disdain through his nose, and spewed out a few sparks, "Humans' little tricks that are not even magic, is it not easy to know?"

Jiang Mu was ridiculed by the crowd, squinted his eyes and asked Qi Fen in a low voice: "What is his identity?"

Qi Fen: "Dragon."

Jiang Mu: "..." It turned out to be a dragon!You can only accept what was being ridiculed. In terms of magic, dragons are indeed masters.But my baby's physique is too attractive to strange things, even dragons can be encountered!

"You must help me." Moulong ordered, with the posture of setting fire to the house if Qi Fen refused.

Qi Fen: "What do I need to help you with?"

"Help me rethink a gift." The horns on the head changed shape according to the mood of the red dragon, and it was almost bent into a ring at this moment, "Xiaojing said that if I can't think of a gift that humans should give, then break up with me. "

It turned out that he came to ask for help again, Qi Fen asked curiously: "Then what did you send before?"

"Dragon Essence." Red Dragon raised his head and said flauntingly, "It completely meets those two requirements, he likes it, and it is precious."

what?In terms of alchemy in Taoism, dragon essence refers to water. What is so valuable about water?

Jiang Mu held back his laughter, and whispered in Qifen's ear, "His dick."

Qi Fen was dumbfounded.

"How did you give it to him?" Jiang Mu asked the stupid dragon.

The stupid dragon scratched its horns, "I put it in the dish and made it for him to eat."

Qi Fen & Jiang Mu: "..."

"After the meal, Xiaojing asked me what gift I wanted to give him. After I told him, he became anxious with me." Stupid Dragon looked at the human in front of him for help, "Is there anything wrong? Dragon essence is very precious! Keep fit , prolong life, not the closest person, we are not willing to send it casually."

Jiang Mu pointed out: "The way you delivered it was wrong. How could you put it in the dish? You should deliver it in another way, such as directly..."

Before he spit out any obscene words, Qi Fen pinched him hard to prevent him from continuing to teach nonsense.Qi Fen glared viciously at Jiang Mu, who was running the train with his mouth full: You are endangering racial unity!

"We generally don't send such things." Qi Fen explained seriously, "Are there any other things?"

The stupid dragon thought for a while: "Dragon blood, dragon saliva..."

"Wait," Qi Fen interrupted him, "Is there any non-body parts, we humans are not used to sending ourselves up there."

Stupid dragon innocent: "But you even give away chromosomes."

Qi Fen was full of question marks: "When?"

"I saw what you posted on the Internet," Stupid Dragon gave an example, "I have an ancestral chromosome that I want to give to you."

Don't take the joke seriously, student Long!

"Well, tell me what your boyfriend likes, and we will help you choose the right gift."

Qi Fen decided to help him choose it himself, and even ordered a gift directly, otherwise this guy might give something strange.He didn't want Ben to be sprayed to death by the angry red dragon.

Stupid Dragon: "He likes to go to work."

Qi Fen: "???"

"He left me to go to work every day. I asked him if he liked me or went to work. He said he liked me, but he went to work the next day." The stupid dragon stroked his horn and said aggrievedly, "Duplicate things , he just prefers to work."

Cultural differences killed the dragon!Jiang Mu hid behind Qi Fen and laughed so hard that his stomach hurts.

Qi Fen rubbed his temples: "What about the others?"

"I like to eat hot pot." Stupid Dragon said seriously.

Jiang Mu held back his laugh: "You can cut a piece of dragon meat..." Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked out by Qi Fen.

Qi Fen waved his hand, "Don't listen to his nonsense, what about hot pot?"

Stupid dragon counted on his fingers: "There are also barbecue, fragrant pot, spicy hot pot, boiled fish, snail noodles, couple's lung slices, spicy crayfish..."

"Stop it!" Qi Fen remembered that Xiao Jing was a foodie, "Apart from food, is there anything else?"

"Money?" The stupid dragon lowered his eyes, "But the dragon's gold cannot be given away."

Qi Fen felt that the two deserved to break up, but they didn't even know what the other person liked.

Jiang Mu moved behind Qi Fen again, and suggested: "Why don't you tell us about the process of the two of you getting to know each other, the details of your life, etc., and we can analyze it for you. What should you give?"

At the time, Qi Fen thought that Jiang Mu was helping the stupid dragon find a way, but later he found out that he was just curious about the relationship between humans and dragons.

Qi Fen didn't know about dragons, but Jiang Mu had seen the records about dragons, and the letter was still left in the villa to collect ashes.

Just like werewolves and vampires, dragons once tried to coexist with humans, but like the former two, due to racial differences and appearance factors, they were not accepted by humans, and gradually completely withdrew from the human life circle and disappeared in human history.

But if werewolves and vampires were wiped out by human jealousy and xenophobia, then dragons are purely self-inflicted.

The author of the notebook that Jiang Mu read before also had a dragon-like friend, but they broke up in the end.

It is written in the manuscript: Dragons are very big, with an adult body length of 20 meters, not including the length of the tail.There are red dragons, blue dragons, green dragons, and black dragons that have been discovered so far, but apart from the difference in color, their temperaments are similar.They can use magic and can turn into humans, but they cannot make the horns disappear, so they are easy to distinguish from humans.

They want to get close to human beings, but they are self-styled and unwilling to accept human culture.They use their own customs to communicate with humans, breathe fire when they disagree with each other, fight when they get angry, and kill countless innocent humans, but they don't think they are wrong.

They love nothing but gold, and will kill any creature that touches their gold, even their mates.

The author of the Letters tried to communicate with his dragon friend, hoping to teach him the human concept of right and wrong, and help him enter human society, but failed.

He found that dragons either did not accept humans, or were stupid, and the word stupid was directly used in the manuscript.The brain circuits of dragons have only one line. They can calculate 1+1=2, 1+2=3, but they cannot calculate 1+1+1=3.The human mind is too complex for them to comprehend at all.

At the end of the letter, his dragon friend sat down and killed his precious watchdog, and randomly caught a wild dog and gave it to him as compensation, completely unaware of why he was angry.Is there any difference between dog and dog?

The author angrily asked his dragon friend: "Then am I the same as other humans?"

Dragon friend: "It's different!"

"For me, every dog ​​is different!"

The dragon friend suddenly realized, and then ran to catch a dog that looked exactly the same as the dog he sat to death, and gave it to the author.

The angry author kicked out his dragon friend and broke up with him ever since.

In the last sentence of the whole manuscript, the author concluded angrily: spending three years studying dragons is the most time-wasting and useless thing I have ever done in my life!They should get out of the mainland!

The later dragons really disappeared, leaving only the rumors of cruelty and greed spreading among humans.

From this point of view, the IQ level of this dragon named Aorialstrasz is almost equal to that of Einstein among humans.

So Jiang Mu was very curious, how could he fall in love with humans?

Aorialstrasz was very happy to have someone help him make up his mind, and he agreed: "Okay, okay! I was injured when I went out to search for gold last time, and I have been sleeping at home." He showed Qifen a scar on his arm that had healed, "When I woke up, I found a human being at my feet. He said he liked me very much, and I thought he was cute, so I was picked up by him and brought home."

After the stupid dragon finished speaking, he looked at Qi Fen expectantly: "That's it, what do you think Xiaojing likes?"

"Too simple!" Qi Fen was speechless, expressing that he was helpless.

"If not, I'll ask you to answer." Jiang Mu took over the task and helped Stupid Dragon find the answer in his own way.

So he stumbled and answered irrelevant questions, and Jiang Mu finally got a complete story.

The stupid dragon's lair is next to City A.

City A is located at the junction of two mountain ranges and built on a flat plain. Several dynasties in history have settled here, so there are treasures everywhere.It is said that a building was built here, and you will not say that you have been to City A until an ancient tomb is dug up.

Ma Xiaojing is an archeology student. He followed his teacher to City A to inspect a newly unearthed ancient tomb.The ancient tomb is not a famous celebrity in history, the dynasty has nothing special, and the owner of the tomb is not rich, so the archaeological value is not high.It was the first time for Ma Xiaojing to actually participate in on-site archaeology. He was very excited and ran around, but when he shoveled down, he guessed that he touched some mechanism and fell directly into Aorialstrasz's lair.

So City A is a magical place, you can not only find ruins, but also dragons.

The huge red dragon was sleeping on the golden mountain, snoring a little, spitting out a mouthful of flaming breath from time to time.

Ma Xiaojing was dumbfounded, not out of fear, but out of excitement.The broken tomb above is a fart, this is the real valuable collection!

He didn't feel anything about the gold everywhere, so he took the small brush in his hand and swept the dragon's body gently, from head to tail, cleaning the red dragon that hadn't been bathed for hundreds of years.

The stupid dragon was awakened by the tickle, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a human being combing his eyelashes. He felt that if he blinked, his upper and lower eyelids could pinch this tiny human to death.

"Hello." Ma Xiaojing greeted excitedly, "My name is Ma Xiaojing."

Dragons are very talented in language, and he learned Chinese directly with magic, "Hello, my name is Aorialstrasz."

it can talk! !Ma Xiaojing frantically took pictures of the stupid dragon's ruby ​​eyes and mouth excitedly, "How old are you?"

Stupid Dragon let out a breath, and blew Ma Xiaojing three meters away, "What year is this year?"

Ma Xiaojing got up from the mountain of gems, "201x."

——Fortunately, he didn't fly into the pile of gold coins, otherwise he would have been slapped to death by the stupid dragon.

The author has something to say: Stupid Dragon: Should I tell my wife?

Qi Fen: There is too little information.Your question is like asking how old is the captain of the 3 sheep and 6 chickens on board.

Stupid Dragon: 53 years old.

Qi Fen: How do you know?

Stupid Dragon: I have magic!

Qi Fen: ...