Psychiatric Internship Records

There was a mess in the corridor, and it sounded like another patient was going crazy, making a lot of noise and finally being carried back by several doctors.In the ward, Qi Fen erased some of the patient's private information, and told Fang Keran about the case as if he were telling a story.

Fang Keran was fascinated, and urged curiously: "Continue talking, what happened next? What happened to that brother and his precious cat?"

Qi Fen shrugged; "I don't know, I haven't seen that patient and his sister again."

"Do you know the two things I hate the most?" Fang Keran said seriously, "One, half-spoken, two...."

Qi Fen: "..." If the patient doesn't come to see a doctor, is it my fault?

As a result, the rest of the story can only be made up by brain, Fang Keran held his chin and said, "Do you think that previous life is true?"

Qi Fen replied naturally: "No!"

Fang Keran tilted his head and said, "Why do I think it's true?"

Qi Fen: "So you are a patient and I am a doctor!"

Fang Keran: "..." I forgot that I was still in the hospital!

Qi Fen's mouth was parched, and he listened to the voices outside, thinking that he would go back to the office to get water after their troubles were over.

Fang Keran expanded the plot tens of thousands of words in his mind, then fell into a fantasy, and muttered in a low voice: "Tell me, in this day and age, falling in love is so tiring."

The times don't take the blame, Qi Fen rolled his eyes in his heart, the messy boyfriend and cat friends you found yourself, don't care about the times.

"What about you? Is your girlfriend a normal person?" Fang Keran asked suddenly.

Qi Fen: "..." What kind of question is this?Can you talk, can you still have a good chat!

Then Fang Keran himself realized that the way the question was asked was not right, so he quickly explained: "No, that's not what I meant."

Qi Fen expressionless: "I don't have a girlfriend."

"So you have a boyfriend?"

"nor."

Fang Keran was surprised: "How could it be! You are so cute, so there must be many people chasing you?"

Qi Fen didn't know how the topic came to him, so he didn't answer.

When Qi Fen agreed, Fang Keran took a selfie and patted Qi Fen on the shoulder, "Treasure the person who chases you, at least he is still a human being, and you will be like us in the future, and the person you fall in love with in the end is not a human being. When people quarrel, they can’t find a place to complain.”

Qi Fen: "..." It makes sense, the standards are really low these days, and an individual is considered excellent.

He kind of misses Fang Keran who was shy and hesitant to speak back then, why does he feel so stupid after getting to know him!

"Since you don't have a girlfriend," Fang Keran blinked, "then you don't have to report your itinerary to anyone, do you?"

"Ah? No need." Qi Fen was puzzled.

Fang Keran said with a cheap smile: "Then lend me your mobile phone to play with."

Qi Fen: "..." Enough is enough!If you don’t want to borrow it, ask your attending doctor to borrow it!

He didn't expect that Fang Keran really got the consent of his attending doctor, and Guan Qifen picked up the phone.In the afternoon, I saw the two of them playing games next to each other in the activity room.Fang Keran drove the Keliven and took his attending doctor to do the task. While the attending doctor was concentrating on the game, he didn't forget to make friends with Fang Keran, calling it psychotherapy.

I'll send you two to electroshock therapy for internet addiction, hello!Qi Fen shouted in his heart, I want to play too!

When Fang Keran returned his cell phone after get off work, he asked Qi Fen to go to the appointment with a dark smile, "Life is too short! Come on! It's a success. I'll take you on a mission to celebrate after I'm discharged from the hospital!"

"???"

Qi Fen was vaguely reminded that he had an appointment, and he was still puzzled while walking on the road. After checking his phone, he found that Fang Keran had chatted with Jiang Mu for a while.The reason was that Jiang Mu asked him if he was off work or not, and then the two chatted enthusiastically. Jiang Mu's words made people misunderstand that Qi Fen and him had a crush on each other, which made Fang Keran's attitude so strange in the end.

Both of them are not fuel-efficient lamps, Qi Fen thought crazily.

The journey was delayed for a while, and when Jiang Mu's home was a little later than usual, he hesitated at the door for a long time, upset and irritable, and changed his mind eight times.In the end, I concluded that no matter what thoughts I have, I will eventually fall into the rhythm of the other party, so I just... don't think about anything.

He rang the doorbell in a broken pot, and the door opened within half a second, as if the person inside had been standing at the door waiting to open it.

Qi Fen greeted nervously, "Good evening." Jiang Mu was wearing home clothes and an apron, just standing there as usual, but Qi Fen thought of something different, and almost backed away in embarrassment.

"Come in." Jiang Mu saw that Qi Fen hadn't moved for a long time, pulled him in, and closed the door, "There are mosquitos outside, so it's not good to keep the door open for a long time."

Qi Fen: "..." Where do mosquitoes come from in the winter!

He anxiously waited for Jiang Mu to say something, but he didn't expect that the latter would run to the kitchen to put all the dishes on the table after closing the door. Normally, it seemed that Qi Fen really just came to the house for a meal, and he didn't have any problems. Attempt to do the same.

Jiang Mu's culinary skills are excellent, with four dishes and one soup, he even cooked a very good-looking squirrel fish. The knife is very beautiful, the sugar is crispy and the color is fragrant.

Qi Fen wandered around the kitchen trash can for a long time, looking for a takeaway box from a restaurant, wondering if this fish was bought from outside as a supplement.

Jiang Mu saw through his thoughts at a glance, and slapped him angrily, "You have a master who can't cook, and a master who cooks like shit, you can learn too." Qi Fen rushed to the restaurant.

In Qi Fen's mind, the miserable little Jiang Mu was forced to wear an apron to cook for the elders, otherwise he would have no food to eat. He is really pitiful and cute.Later, he had the opportunity to taste Jiang Di's cooking by chance, and found that its taste was comparable to that of Michelin restaurant food. Jiang Mu stole all his culinary skills from Jiang Di. The so-called "shit-like" description is completely I said this to get Qi Fen to sympathize.

Many things seem scary, but when they are actually done, they are not as full of crises as imagined.

For example, Qi Fen was very satisfied with this meal, and the two chatted enthusiastically, which was no different from the previous meal, and there was no embarrassment after confessing.

Qi Fen also asked Jiang Mu if he could help Fang Keran. After hearing this, Jiang Mu shook his head, saying that artificial intelligence should be solved by science, after all, AI does not dream.

"Hey, I really hope that science can develop faster." Qi Fen said melancholy, "So many patients have clearly seen hope, but they haven't waited until that day."

He picked up the cup and took a sip of the drink, his mouth was full of sweetness, and he was not at all happy.If only there was wine, he thought helplessly.

Before coming here, he was worried that Jiang Mu would prepare wine to make him drunk, so he seriously recalled his drinking capacity, and decided that no matter how much the other party tried to persuade him, he would not drink too much.As a result, they didn't prepare any wine at all, so they took a bottle of fruit oranges and put them on the table. Feel free to offer it.

What Qi Fen didn't know was that before he came, Jiang Mu really struggled a lot.He wanted to get the little guy in a quick fight, but he didn't want any reaction from Qi Fen to be affected by alcohol.In the end, I decided to be a gentleman and not rely on any external force.

In fact, Jiang Mu was much more nervous than Qi Fen. He wanted to cook the frog in warm water, but he didn't expect Jiang Di to cross him in the middle, which made the little guy get angry and ran away, ruining all his plans. Do not confess in advance.But now the water temperature is still not hot, at most the relationship is ambiguous, far from the sea of ​​love.

He knew that he would be rejected, he even thought of a hundred reasons for Qi Fen to reject him, but he didn't think of a single reason for agreeing to him.So he didn't even dare to listen, he only dared to use strong means to fool the other party, and at the same time fooled himself.

The person who used to bully Qi Fen as a fun toy found that he was no longer the one who controlled the rhythm.

Jiang Mu didn't even dare to ask now.

For more than twenty years, he has broken through countless people's psychological defenses without changing his face, and made all kinds of people who were wary of him finally confide the truth. For the first time, he discovered that he was so timid.When the critical moment came, he only dared to hug Qi Fen from behind who was actively clearing the table, without saying a word.It's like as long as you don't speak, the other party can't refuse.

Qi Fen didn't know what it meant, he froze in place, still holding the dinner plate in his hand.The two kept a strange silence, Jiang Mu put his face on the back of Qi Fen's head, and held him still.

The plate of squirrel fish was very heavy, and Qi Fen was tired of lifting it, so he put it back on the table, waiting for Jiang Mu to speak.

Jiang Mu: "..." I didn't speak.

Qi Fen: "..." What kind of new method is this? !

In the end, it was Qi Fen who couldn't bear it first, and patted Jiang Mu's head with his backhand, "What's wrong? What do you want to say?"

Jiang Mu stubbornly didn't speak, instead he bit Qi Fen's fingertips and grinded his teeth lightly.

Qi Fen: "...I didn't wash my hands."

Someone in the form of a large dog silently retracted his tongue, but still kept it in his mouth.

Qi Fen suggested: "Let's clear the table first, shall we?" After eating too much, the smell of the rice was very uncomfortable.

Jiang Mu bit a few small tooth marks on Qi Fen's fingers, then let go of him and ran to clear the table, "I'll do it." The speed was very fast.

Qi Fen rubbed the imprints on his fingers, and ran to the bathroom to wash his hands.

Jiang Mu's house was very big, and it was a little empty when there were only two people in the house. He didn't see Jiang Mu after he came out, and the house was quiet.Qi Fen subconsciously felt that this guy was scheming again, so he went to sit in the living room cautiously, and just about to turn on the TV to watch something, when he was pushed down on the sofa by a huge monster.

The sofa was deep and long, and it was not crowded when the two of them folded up. Qi Fen was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe, he barely raised his head, "Hey..." and then his mouth was covered.

Qi Fen: "...!!" What is this guy going to do!

"Shhh—" Jiang Mu didn't make another move, just pressed him under him, "Don't talk."

The person on his body was not light, and Qi Fen couldn't move after being pressed down, a sense of restraint arose all over his body, his blood rushed straight to his heart, and he was a little nervous and irritated.

After more than ten minutes, when Qi Fen felt that he was about to die, he heard the person above him pleading in a low voice in a completely different tone from the past: "Don't reject me."

Qi Fen was covered with his mouth, unable to utter a clear voice, he hesitated, and asked inexplicably, "When did I say I was going to reject you?"