Psychiatric Internship Records

It is rumored that the outpatient department of a mental hospital is a very happy department, where you can meet all kinds of wonderful patients, which makes people laugh.

Today, Wei Kai schedules outpatient clinics, and Qi Fen actively learns from the past with a good working attitude.

He just wants to use the time machine to stun himself who made this stupid decision in the morning.

Keep you active!deserve it!

When Qi Fen was sitting next door in the emergency department of X City People's Hospital waiting for the rabies vaccine, he received a text message from the "outsider"—one of his wicked roommate Zhang Liang—asking him to tell funny stories about the mental hospital.Qi Fen clutched the arm that had just been bitten by the patient, and wanted to lock Zhang Liang into the ward to see if he could laugh.

It is better to mourn alone than to mourn alone.

Qi Fen decisively called Zhang Liang: "Long time no see, Malatang." Ever since Zhang Liang's Malatang became popular all over the country, no one called Zhang Liang by his real name anymore.

"Yo, Qi Fen, you're still alive." Zhang Liang's lazy voice came from the phone, at 12:[-], lunch break, "What does one plus one equal? ​​Will it still count?"

Qi Fen didn't bother to talk to him, and went straight to the point: "Don't you want to hear a story? I just saw a couple this morning."

Zhang Liang came to the nature and asked: "Tell me quickly, is the man crazy and the woman is crazy?"

"I remember you bragging about your four-time man in one night, right?"

"What is bragging, that is the truth!" Zhang Liang retorted, "What does this have to do with the couple you mentioned?"

"It was a male couple."

"..."

"One of them said the other had OCD and had to have sex every night to sleep."

"..."

"Seven times."

"..."

"Start every half hour."

"...beep beep."

Listening to the phone being hung up, Qi Fen was refreshed and radiant.

Xiao Mian, you still want to fight with me when you are doing an internship in the respiratory department?

Don't even look at what I've been through!

Excited, his right hand mistakenly pressed the wound on his left arm, and there was a tearing pain.

Qi Fen wants to cry but has no tears.

...Hoo, I really want to do an internship in the respiratory department.

There were a lot fewer outpatients in the afternoon, and Wei Kai was still able to chat with Qi Fen when he was free.

"How is your subject?"

As soon as Qi Fen heard the word subject, he felt depressed: "Don't mention it, there is no progress at all."

"Haha." Wei Kai sympathized, "If it doesn't work, just get another one. It's hard to find a case for yours."

"That's right! I'm so worried that I lose my hair."

"What are you worrying about at such a young age!" Wei Kai was also full of bitterness, "Look at me! There are too many night shifts and low wages, and the tigress at home yells at me every day that I can't make money to support my family and children. It's hard! Poor! It's still owed. I can't afford to invite someone else to have a meal!... Hey, by the way, last time you said that you would invite Jiang Mu for me, right?"

Dr. Wei, you say so much, the fundamental purpose is to let me treat you for you!

Qi Fen is helpless, the patients are unreliable, and the teachers are also unreliable, so there is no way to live this day!

"I'll give you Jiang Mu's phone number right now. We've made an appointment at the Beiping restaurant at the door. We've made a reservation at 6:30. Just give me the last number of my phone." Without waiting for Qi Fen to nod, Wei Kai told himself everything All arrangements are made, "Don't be afraid, I won't go, forgive that kid for being too embarrassed to ask you to pay the bill, he will pay for it, you just need to eat."

"..."

Qi Fen escaped from the outpatient department under the pretext of changing the dressing for the wound on his arm.

Beiping Restaurant is located on the east side of the Third Hospital, close to the People's Hospital. It has an excellent location, delicious food, high cost performance, and a thriving business. Every night, the queue starts an hour away. Luckily, Wei Kai reserved a seat in advance.

Qi Fen struggled to squeeze through the crowd, and saw from a distance that Jiang Mu had already sat down and was flipping through the menu.Jiang Mu was still wearing a neat dark suit and tie, Qi Fen felt nervous for no reason, was he wearing too casually?

"Teacher Jiang." Qi Fen walked over to say hello.

Jiang Mu got up to greet him, but he didn't show any surprise when he saw that it was Qi Fen instead of Wei Kai.

"I'm really sorry," Qi Fen said embarrassingly, "Teacher Wei has something to do, let me invite you instead of him."

"Understood." Jiang Mu nodded.I don't know whether he understands that Wei Kai has something to do, or that he understands that Wei Kai doesn't want to treat guests.

After the two of them were seated, the waiter asked if they wanted to order food, and Qi Fen quickly waved his hand to signal that everything would be decided by Jiang Mu.

After ordering and handing the menu to the waiter, Jiang Mu smiled and said, "Don't be restrained."

Qi Fen was also affected, and said with a smile: "It's the first time I have dinner with Mr. Jiang... I'm really a little nervous."

"Don't call me teacher, just call me Jiang Mu." Jiang Mu leaned forward slackly, folded his hands on the table, "Am I dressed too formally? I'm sorry, I just went to see a client, so I didn't have time to change it. If I had known it was you, I would have taken the time to go back and change."

"It's okay, it's okay," the topic opened, and Qi Fen relaxed, "You look handsome in a suit, so you don't need to change it."

"Thank you." Jiang Mu said with a smile, "Wei Kai and I are roommates in college, and should not be a few years older than you, so you don't have to be polite to me."

Wei Kai graduated five years ago and has just been promoted from a resident doctor to an attending doctor. Compared with other older doctors, he can indeed be counted as Qi Fen's peers.

Qi Fen was surprised: "Then you are still my senior."

"Which professor are you a student of?"

"Zhang Ping."

"Which legendary teacher in the School of Basic Medicine is particularly fierce?" Jiang Mu recalled, "Taught us diagnostics for half a semester, and failed half of it."

"That's right, it's this pervert." Qi Fen had mixed feelings, "If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have been assigned to the Third Hospital for that kind of stupid subject. Who would throw students into the psychiatric department?"

Jiang Mu agreed: "The patient is difficult to deal with, and the family members of the patient are even more difficult to deal with. If an accident happens to an inpatient, the doctor is responsible for everything. It seems that when the patient is sent in, the family members have no responsibility at all. They just wait for the patient to recover and take him home." .”

"That's right. Doctors are not gods, and psychiatry is even more mysterious. Many pathogenic mechanisms have not been thoroughly studied. It is impossible for any disease to be cured. It is good to be relieved." The more Qi Fen said, the more excited he became, "Some people simply Treating the hospital as a nursing home, taking care at home is too troublesome, throwing patients directly into the hospital and ignoring them, just waiting for the cure before taking them home, which is neither reasonable nor affectionate."

Jiang Mu smiled and listened to Qi Fen's complaints.

"How can there be an internship? The first thing the teacher teaches is how to survive! It's not about playing games, you have to learn to walk and move against the wall to prevent patients from sneaking behind you. Patients beat doctors and even kill them. Doctors are not breaking the law."

Jiang Mu smiled and said, "A lot of pressure?"

"Yeah, I think I'm going crazy." Qi Fen rested his chin on one hand and said angrily, "How long has it been here, at least one more year."

The waiter brought cold dishes and interrupted Qi Fen's complaint: "Hi, you ordered Qianlong cabbage."

The lotus-shaped glass bowl is supported by a dark wooden plate, and the emerald green cabbage is poured with golden sesame sauce, which is tempting for the index finger.

"Let's eat." Jiang Mu said.

Qi Fen realized that he had been talking all the time, and felt sorry: "Just listening to me exuding negative energy, I'm so sorry."

"Very interesting." Jiang Mu ate a few mouthfuls, then put down his chopsticks, "I just talked about your subject, what is your subject?"

"On the pathogenic factors and prognosis analysis of mental disorders in male homosexuals." Qi Fen said the name in one breath, revealing the meaning of breaking the can.

"..." Jiang Mu was stunned, "Did you offend Professor Zhang?"

"...Probably not." Qi Fen felt that this new entry point was good, and he should check to see if he had done something to offend Professor Zhang, or why he had such a weird topic.

Jiang Mu: "The progress is not satisfactory?"

Qi Fen said helplessly: "The number of cases is small, the types of diseases are many, and the patients are difficult to deal with. If this progress is made, we will not be able to graduate."

"Would you like to talk to me?"

"Mr. Jiang, is this going to give me some psychotherapy?"

Jiang Mu shook his head: "I don't do psychological treatment for my friends, it's easy to substitute my subjective consciousness. Besides..." He smirked, "You can't afford it either, my consultation fee is very expensive."

Qi Fen was amused, and was very happy to hear Jiang Mu say that he was a friend.

"So I just chat with you casually." Jiang Mu said.

Qi Fen thought for a while and said, "Actually, most of them are fine. The main reason is that there is one patient who is very strange."

It happened that the waiter was serving the food, so Jiang Mu told Qi Fen to finish eating first.

Quickly took a few bites, Qi Fen couldn't wait to say: "He said he came from the future, and he will go back in a few days, is it a common delusion symptom? But after a few days, he really disappeared! From the ward, pop just disappeared."

Jiang Mu: "Call the police?"

Qi Fen nodded: "I reported it, and the police didn't find anything, so it's a suspicious case. He has no family, no one reported his disappearance, and his background can't be found."

Jiang Mu was thoughtful: "So you think what he said might be true?"

"This is the only explanation." After a pause, Qi Fen added, "The only explanation I can think of."

"Then where is your entanglement?" Jiang Mu asked.

Qi Fen: "He may really be from the future!"

Jiang Mu looked at Qi Fen and said, "So what?"

Qi Fen was stunned: "What?"

Jiang Mu stared at him: "Don't think too much about things you can't control. It is very likely that what he said is true, but it will not affect your life and studies. You are just a student, anyway, the patient is lost. You don’t have to worry about it. When you feel tired, just calm down, ignore the noise around you, don’t go into a dead end, just let it go if you can’t solve it, and when you have more knowledge, maybe it will be solved easily.”

Qi Fen muttered to himself: "But recently I even have hallucinations."

Jiang Mu asked curiously, "What illusion?"

Qi Fen just wanted to say that when he saw Fu Danyi at the gate of the ward that night, his heart suddenly tightened, and he suppressed the desire to express himself quickly. He shook his head and replied, "It's nothing, maybe I'm too tired."

"Then let's take a vacation and rest for a few days." Jiang Mu leaned back in his chair and replied lazily.

Qi Fen thought it was a good idea, and decided to ask Wei Kai for a few days off when he went back.

"Actually, our industry is under a lot of pressure." Jiang Mu said slowly, "Maybe one day I will be depressed, and then I can be a member of your project case."

Qi Fen ate a little stuffed, the blood rushed to the stomach, causing the brain to run slowly due to ischemia, and for a moment he didn't understand the deep meaning of Jiang Mu's words.

Seeing the young man opposite him drowsy after eating and drinking, Jiang Mu checked the time on his phone and waved to the waiter to check out.

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