Psychiatric Internship Records

Qi Fen stood at the door of Jiang Mu's house, hesitating whether to knock on the door or open it directly.When they lived together a few weeks ago, Jiang Mu gave him a spare house key, allowing him to come in and out freely.

During the day, I chatted so happily with Fang Keran that I forgot that I had an appointment with Jiang Mu at night, and I only remembered about it when Fang Keran asked about it.

After Fang Keran finished telling the story between himself and Keliven, he asked Qi Fen with a playful smile: "I've already finished talking about myself. In exchange, you should also talk about yours, right?"

Qi Fen: "My what?"

Fang Keran didn't have to play games. In his opinion, doctors and patients are vicious, and only Qi Fen can still communicate. If he leaves, he will only be able to sleep and grow fat.So Fang Keran held on to Qi Fen, selectively forgot about seeing off the guests before, and insisted on exchanging information, "You said that you met patients with similar things."

Qi Fen said that he could not disclose other patient information, and politely refused.

"Don't tell me your name or specific information, just tell me a story." Fang Keran blinked, looked at Qi Fen expectantly, and kept tempting him, "You told me, I'll prepare a prestige suit for you .”

Qi Fen was puzzled: "What?"

"Don't you want to join the Physician Association? It's tiring to increase your reputation a little bit, but the game allows high-level players to make prestige suits for low-level players, just like a letter of introduction in reality, which can increase your reputation." Fang Ke Ran felt that he had learned to bribe without a teacher, "It can be bought and sold, but it is very difficult to get. Because whether it is a game or reality, introducing you is equivalent to trusting you. If there are too many people introduced, the effect will be reduced. The system will also evaluate the players who have been introduced, and if the performance is not good, the introducer will reduce the introduction level accordingly. Therefore, most people are unwilling to do it for others.”

Qi Fen was surprised: "It's quite real."

Fang Keran nodded excitedly: "Yes! I can ask a friend to help you make one. The most advanced prestige suit is very rare. For a profession like a doctor, the most advanced suit can be sold for as little as 1000 yuan in RMB."

Qi Fen was dumbfounded, this game is so profitable?He really wanted to say that if we don't do it, let's sell it and divide the money equally.

Fang Keran continued to seduce: "Would you like it, once you fly to the sky, you will skip the novice and mid-term bottlenecks at once with him. Back then, I spent only 3 months on prestige."

Qi Fen was helpless: "It's so good to sell such a valuable thing, it's so boring to change the story."

"Oh, this one, haha..." Fang Keran smiled awkwardly, "Although it's worth so much, it can't be sold, the government doesn't allow transactions, and the supervision is very strict. You can only sell it to people you know. It's too troublesome... ..."

Qi Fen: "..."

Seeing that the lure was not going to work, Fang Keran buttoned the bed sheet in disappointment, looking lifeless.

Qi Fen thinks about it, it's nothing to say, there is no specific patient, just tell him gossip after dinner, "Okay, let me tell you one, you just listen to it as a story."

"Okay! And I will never say it." Fang Keran smiled happily.

This is an outpatient patient I met in early winter. Qi Fen was very impressed, but because he didn't fit his own project case, he didn't follow up with the doctor in charge of the patient, taking it as a joke.

There are all kinds of outpatients, all kinds of strange things.Due to the different conditions of the patients, Qi Fen has seen several mothers who hugged the child's mattress and never let go after losing their children. I have also seen a girl who was dumped by her boyfriend and sang and made noise while holding a scarf given by the other party. There is also a woman who hugged her wife. The male patient who insisted on stuffing his fingers into his mouth, when his wife pulled her hand away, the man was distressed like a baby.

After seeing a lot, most of Qi Fen is not surprised.

But it was the first time he saw a patient carrying a cat.

Alive, cat.

The cat lay obediently in the arms of the patient, with chocolate-colored fur on its face in an inverted V shape and big sapphire-like eyes. It is the most popular puppet cat nowadays.The hair is very shiny, and it is often groomed as soon as it is seen. The patient holds her tightly in her arms, and the tail rests lightly on the patient's arm, patting it gently.

The puppet cat is very beautiful, looking up like a proud beauty.The little girl next to her looked cute, and she stretched out her hand to silence its hair, but before touching it, she was swung away by its paw. The pointed nails were carefully trimmed, but they were still full of power.The little girl was frightened and withdrew her hand tremblingly.But the man holding the cat still refused to give up, scolding the little girl angrily, until she was scared to cry before leaving with the cat in his arms.

Wei Kai was also stunned when he saw the cat. Qi Fen thought he was surprised by the patient, but he turned his head and whispered to Qi Fen: "What a beautiful cat, my wife has always wanted a similar one, but she was afraid that it would not be available. People take care of them, so they give up and become cloud cats."

The man looks at most thirty, and Qi Fen doesn’t quite understand the outfit, but according to Wei Kai later, this man’s outfit costs tens of thousands, not including the Patek Philippe watch in his hand, so I’m not afraid of being scratched by a cat .

The man's younger sister accompanied the man to see a doctor. When the younger sister talked with Wei Kai with a sad face, the man didn't care what the younger sister said, and just sat quietly and teased the cat.He didn't care about the crumpled clothes made by the puppet cat, and smiled and took out all kinds of dirty toys played by the cat from the tens of thousands of clothes pockets to make the cat happy.

The cat was having a great time playing with the toy, and the man looked at it like he was looking at his favorite wife, with a doting expression that seemed to melt everything.

Qi Fen was startled by the man's eyes and had goosebumps all over his body. Just as he was about to say that he must be thinking too much, he heard his sister chattering about it.

"My brother is definitely not normal. When we went out a few months ago, we picked up this puppet cat. My brother seemed to have a convulsion, and suddenly he didn't care about anything. He didn't do business, and he was in heat with the cat every day! "

Wei Kai: "In heat with a cat?"

"Yes!" My sister nodded seriously.

Wei Kai: "Did they have a relationship?"

The younger sister hurriedly denied: "That's not true, but obviously my brother wanted to do that, but he just gave up because he felt sorry for the cat. He didn't lock the door when he went to the bathroom that day. I saw him masturbating himself to the cat!"

Wei Kai: "Does he have a girlfriend?"

"Not recently. Strictly speaking, it disappeared after meeting the cat, but my brother used to have many girlfriends, and occasionally a boyfriend. Anyway, I have never seen such a thing." My sister understood Wei Kai's problem when she said this. It means, "doctor, do you think my brother is lonely? Impossible, our family is very rich and a family business, so it is not convenient for me to tell you what kind of company it is. Anyway, there are at least a dozen people who are willing to climb into my brother's bed. , It's so annoying. What kind of person does he want? Why did he suddenly have sex with a cat?!"

Wei Kai: "Aside from being in heat, did he do anything else to the cat?"

The younger sister thought for a while: "Does it count to talk about love to the cat? Every day I said that I finally found it, and I will never let it go again. I will be together for the rest of my life, and even make a vow of eternal love, such as picking stars and moons. I am sour. I can't even listen."

Wei Kai: "You mean, he regards the cat as his wife?"

"That's right, that's what it means." The younger sister nodded, "I also like cats, and I raised one when I was a child. I stopped raising it after it died, so I don't hate cats. This cat is really beautiful. I don’t know why it was abandoned by others. It’s a beautiful embryo. I also agree with picking it up and raising it at home, but I didn’t expect my brother to see it. I can’t walk! Now I don’t hold this cat all the time, and I don’t let it go Go to the ground. Hold it when you go to work, hold it in a meeting, hold it at home, and get into a bed when you sleep. Why don’t you think this cat resists and is hugged by my brother obediently? I wonder if it is some kind of cat monster. ah!"

The younger sister spoke very fast, describing her brother's condition like a machine gun, and looked at Wei Kai as a half-life-saving straw. She hoped that she could get a diagnosis today, and then get the treatment medicine, so that her brother could recover and return to normal tomorrow.

Wei Kai: "Apart from the cat, is there anything strange about it?"

"Well... no. The attitude towards work is not as positive as before, but that's because of taking care of the cat." The younger sister frowned, and glanced at the elder brother who buried his head on the cat's back and sucked wildly. "He always said he was the cat's slave , you have to treat it wholeheartedly, and you were born to repay it in this life. Anyway, it’s full of nonsense, as if this cat is the most important thing in the world.”

Wei Kai: "The other cats are okay?"

The younger sister shook her head: "I tried it. I borrowed a cat from a friend's house. It's also a puppet, chocolate-colored. It's not as good-looking as this one, but it's about the same! But my brother doesn't even bother to look at that one. Only Keep an eye on this cat demon."

Qi Fen thought of a word "cat slaves" popular on the Internet now, which refers to a group of people who love cats and become obsessed. Because cats are arrogant, they regard cats as their masters and serve them all day long.In the final analysis, it is just a fun name for a group of people who like cats.But this man is not only interested in and fond of cats, but also wants to have unethical thoughts.

When the pursuit of an object or thing exceeds the normal range, it will often show pathological development.

But at the same time, it is difficult to define what is within the normal range. Whether a man's weird behavior is liked to the extreme, or it needs to be regarded as a symptom of a mental disorder.

Wei Kai: "Is this just a male cat and a female cat?"

"A male cat." My sister replied, "Speaking of which, there is one more thing. When we first picked it up, we took it for identification, and it turned out that it was 8 months old, which is just the right age for neutering. I don't know if you have a cat. I have never raised a cat before. Whether it is a male cat or a female cat, I should take it for castration to prevent illness and effectively stop his estrus. But my brother was in a hurry with me at the time. Just because of this, he really Very angry, angry like never before, scolding me for wanting to destroy his cat. Where is this going?!"

Wei Kai: "And then?"

"If you don't sterilize it, you can't sterilize it. I can't help it. But then the cat came in estrus, and he exchanged it everywhere, staring at the female cat next door. But my brother was in a hurry. I heard him spank the cat's butt and said to the cat. If you see someone else, castrate it.” The younger sister was helpless, “He used to never be jealous of his girlfriend, he always broke up with problems, but now he even eats vinegar from a cat! It’s not taboo!”