Psychiatric Internship Records

Qi Fen tried to retreat, but Jiang Mu grabbed him firmly. He leaned back, "Didn't you lie to me! What does it have to do with me?"

Jiang Mu looked pitiful: "Obviously you failed me."

Qi Fen: "..." I've been taking care of you, didn't I sleep with you? !

He remembered the famous saying in Uncle Benshan's sketch: If it's messed up, let's stroke it again, and let's stroke it again from the beginning.However, after interacting with Jiang Mu for a period of time, he decided to jump out of the other party's topic directly, otherwise he would lead him astray sooner or later.

Qi Fen pressed Jiang Mu's lower paw with his backhand, and decisively jumped out of the disturbed topic, "Do you have anything else? I'm leaving."

"You haven't answered me yet!" Jiang Mu refused to let go.

Jiang Mu had great strength, Qi Fen struggled, "I answered, I don't..."

The next words were swallowed by Qi Fen, Jiang Mu lowered his head and kissed his soft lips lightly, preventing him from uttering words of rejection.

Although the two had kissed several times before, they were all in dreams. This was the first time they had been intimate in reality. Qi Fen froze all over, lost his voice in an instant, and his face was flushed as if he was about to explode.

Jiang Mu licked Qi Fen's lips with a lot of interest, and asked again: "What do you say?"

What do you say?Qi Fen's brain was severely short-circuited, he hesitated, "I...I don't..."

Then Jiang Mu kissed him again, enjoying Qi Fen's shyness so much that he couldn't speak, rubbing his hands into his white coat, rubbing his slender waist.

The other party's movements were extremely ambiguous, slowly brushing against Qi Fen's sensitive parts, his waist was itchy, and then he leaned weakly in Jiang Mu's arms, forgetting what he was doing.

"Promise me or not?" Jiang Mu put his arm on Qi Fen's hip and asked softly in his ear.The warm breath spewed behind Qi Fen's ears, and he trembled from head to toe.

Qi Fen weakly made the last resistance, "Don't..."

Jiang Mu didn't accept any refusal, he kissed him again, and sucked at the corner of Qi Fen's mouth, wishing he could eat him in his stomach, so as not to hear the word "no" again.

The kiss was long and long, and Qi Fen felt that he was about to be drowned under Jiang Mu's attack. During the exchange of body fluids, he was a little out of breath, powerlessly pushing back the person in front of him who oppressed him all the time.

The elevator door opened with a "ding", and someone came out of it. Qi Fen couldn't see who it was, and the fear of being discovered enveloped him. He suddenly separated and struggled, trying to escape Jiang Mu's control.

Jiang Mu hugged him and turned half a circle, blocked him behind him, bit his ear and laughed softly: "So what's your answer?"

As soon as Qi Fen made his mouth shape, before he could make a sound, he found that Jiang Mu had a tendency to show him.Qi Fen was terrified and afraid of being seen, instead of resisting before, he grabbed Jiang Mu tightly and burrowed into his arms, "No." He blushed nervously, and said quickly, for fear that Jiang Mu would kiss him again, "I won't refuse you, you give me three days to think about it."

Jiang Mu disagreed: "Too long."

"You...!" It was almost noon, and the doctors and nurses would leave the ward to go to the cafeteria. Qi Fen wanted to get rid of Jiang Mu in a panic, and was about to cry, "Is it okay in those two days? .”

Jiang Mu raised his eyebrows: "To my house?"

Seeing Jiang Mu loosening his mouth, Qi Fen quickly agreed: "It's fine." As long as it's not here, it's fine anywhere.

"Okay, then I'll wait for you." Jiang Mu lowered his head, and teasingly licked Qi Fen's red earlobe, feeling him trembling in his arms.

The prey can't push too hard, let him go today.Jiang Mu sighed slightly regretfully, thinking about his preparations for two days later.

After finally dismissing Jiang Mu, Qi Fen fled back to the office in a daze, lying on the table, his mind was muddled.

A few interns passing by asked him if he was not feeling well, Qi Fen vaguely muddled it.

He couldn't handle it, and he was not in the mood to work, so he ran to the activity room to escape with a few books, but he missed the road when he walked, and tripped over a patient who suddenly knelt down, and fell on all fours in the corridor.

The patient kneeling on the ground said happily: "Doctor, you are more devout than me!"

Qi Fen was still feeling overwhelmed and didn't want to deal with these mentally ill people. When he got up and wanted to leave, he was hugged by the patient's thigh again, "Even if you are more devout than me, Allah is mine and I won't let it go to you!"

Qi Fen couldn't break free and was hugged helplessly.

The patient yelled: "I want to fight you!" The sound was so loud that people on the whole floor came out to watch.

Qi Fen was in a state where he didn't want to attract anyone's attention, and wished he could hide himself. Such a commotion became the focus of everyone, and he rushed forward eagerly, trying to get rid of the patient.The clinker patient does not let go at all, just like a koala hugging a tree trunk, would rather drag and rub on the ground than let go.

"Let go!" Unable to control himself, Qi Fen lightly kicked the patient's feet, but did not kick him away.He looked up beseechingly for help from other doctors.

Feeling Qi Fen's helpless gaze, Wei Kai spread his hands and said, "You can fight with him. If you don't fight, he can hug you for a day."

An unfamiliar little nurse next to him nodded with deep understanding, and comforted Qi Fen: "Let's fight him, Xiao Xi was hugged for several hours last time and didn't get rid of it."

The nurse who was called was blushing, covering her face and couldn't bear to look back.

"Duel what?" Qi Fen asked in a broken mood, feeling that if he was stimulated a little more, he would fall ill in minutes.Heart disease and mental illness go hand in hand.

People around who had seen the grand scene last time laughed together, Qi Fen was at a loss, knowing that it must not be a good thing.

The patient lay on Qi Fen's feet, looked up to the sky and said to the air, solemnly and reverently, "Of course it's a duel for the Lord's love."

"???" Qi Fen frowned in confusion, "Who is the Lord?"

Breathing sounds sounded all around, and the onlookers scattered like birds and beasts. Qi Fen caught a glimpse of several people shaking their heads at him, as if lamenting that he was hopeless.

What's the situation?

Wei Kai patted him on the shoulder sympathetically as he passed by, "Isn't it good to fight honestly? Why do you ask? Thank you for your hard work."

Qi Fen: "???" What's going on?Who can explain before leaving!

He quickly understood why the crowd had all run away, wishing he could go back to 10 minutes ago and give himself a slap in the face, or simply strangle him to death, so as not to ask too many questions.

If you meet on the phone on the side of the road, you can hang up the phone or get rid of the other party, but if you meet in the hospital, you can only bear it.

Qi Fen felt that he was surrounded by a group of noisy mosquitoes, "buzzing buzzing...", if he was given a golden cudgel, he would definitely smash the opponent to death with one stick, without hesitation at all.

"The Lord is the Lord. He is everywhere, omnipotent, and unknown to everyone," the patient said with open arms, embracing the air in reverence. "He has selfless love, endows human beings with wisdom and virtue. He is perfect and beautiful. The poor bring wealth, and the rich bring happiness. He has everything, but never keeps it for himself, but shares it with the stupid world."

The patient folded his arms and hugged himself, "I love the Lord so much that I can give up this useless body. I only ask the Lord to have mercy on me and give me a chance to repay the Lord's gift. I am willing to give up every step I take. The Lord prays that he will be admired by all people forever, that his deeds will be spread all over the world, and that his faith will never die.”

Qi Fen had never believed in religion. He originally thought that religion was a tool of domination, and it was all fake.But he couldn't confirm it recently, maybe there were all kinds of gods?

"Is your Lord Jehovah?" Qi Fen guessed, he almost only knew this one god.

The patient pursed his lips in disdain, with a strong air of contempt, and he could be beaten by angry believers when he was put outside, "Jehovah? Is he worthy of being compared with my lord?"

Qi Fen: "..."

"My Lord is lofty, majestic, omnipotent, glorious, victorious, and majestic. Everything in the world is just his vassal. Under his noble mercy, he has the opportunity to survive. He governs all things, breaks through the darkness, and becomes the light of the world... "

The patient spouts praises to his Lord and indulges in his beliefs.

Qi Fen wanted to find a quiet place to think quietly, thinking about how to deal with Jiang Mu two days later, but Jiang Mu left and a swarm of flies came.

He was forced to sit in the activity room and accept the preaching and brainwashing of the patients, "You should pray to the Lord. Only when you are devout enough can you be rewarded by the Lord, so that you can enjoy glory and wealth in this life, and your career will flourish."

Qi Fen got a headache from the quarrel, so he cheered up and teased him, "Have you seen your master?"

"I have." The patient looked up at the ceiling, as if seeing dreams and hopes on it, with a loyal expression, "When the light of the Lord shines on me, all my pain and sins are far away from me. His gentle touch My body, dispelling the filth around me, I tried to give my whole being to the Lord for His enjoyment. It's a pity that the Lord is so holy and flawless, He doesn't ask for anything in return, His love lasts forever."

He understood every word, but Qi Fen didn't understand a single word after uttering it from the patient's mouth.And the patient has a kind of energy that you will never give up until you join the religion.

For the sake of peace, Qi Fen bit the bullet and perfunctory the patient: "I also love the Lord very much. I pray and recite scriptures for him every day. You should also dedicate yourself to the Lord quickly. Don't waste time with me."

He thought the patient would leave, but unexpectedly the patient was ecstatic, and pulled Qi Fenshou, "Great! How do you pray every day? Let's share and communicate."

Qi Fen: "..." How come there is a sense of déjà vu from the Quaker Association.By the way, who will teach him how to pray?He doesn't know it at all!

The patient's eyes were shining with excitement, and he was so pious that his whole body seemed to be shining with golden light, and his eyes seemed to reflect the appearance of the Lord. Qi Fen felt that if he hadn't been so excited that he had a myocardial infarction, he might soon ascend to heaven and become a god.

"Tell me yours first." Qi Fen originally wanted to use Christian prayers as a pretext, but then found that he couldn't think of anything other than "Thank God for giving me this delicious meal, Amen".

The patient who heard the question stood up abruptly, pulled out the chair, faced the wall, knelt down on the spot, put his limbs on the ground first, kowtowed on the ground a few times, clasped his hands in front of his chest, closed his eyes and prayed, murmured He muttered to himself: "Lord, where are you? I don't seek glory, I don't seek fame, only you can give me a sliver of consciousness, so that I can prostrate by your side and repay your gift..."

While the patient closed his eyes and prayed, Qi Fen tiptoed away, then rushed back to the office, hiding inside to enjoy the peace.

The doctors were overjoyed to see him in distress, especially the few who had been tricked before, wishing they could open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the addition of another victimized compatriot.

Wei Kai glanced at the time and asked strangely, "Why did he let you back so soon?"

Qi Fen rubbed his temples, waved his hands, "I didn't let him go, I sneaked back when he wasn't paying attention."

Doctors: "..."

Qi Fen: "???" What's wrong?

A shrill scream pierced the sky, pierced through countless walls and entered Qifen's ears, deafening.

"Lord! He actually ignored your authority and status, please punish that ignorant and dull human being!"

Qi Fen: "..." The living conditions of the Third Hospital are getting worse and worse! ! !

The author has something to say:

Jiang Mu confessed his love yesterday! !However, you only care about Anlong's hair loss problem!

Jiang Mu: I was so angry that I went on strike.