Psychiatric Internship Records

Qi Fen has been very conflicted recently.

Although he was taking care of Jiang Mu who was bedridden due to injury, he couldn't take too long leave after all, so he went back to practice after a week and promised Jiang Mu to stay with him after get off work.

The second ward lost a few familiar patients and added a few new faces.He never expected to kneel down to the patient on the first day back to work.

Really knelt down.

Walking well in the corridor of the ward, the person in front suddenly stopped, knelt down and bowed to the air.Qi Fen didn't pay attention, tripped and fell to his knees.

It happened that another patient passed by, nodded seriously, and raised his hand, "Ai Qing is flat."

Wei Kai witnessed the whole process from behind, laughing until his stomach hurts.

Of course, this is not what Qi Fen has been struggling with lately. Everyone has a black history.Legend has it that when Wei Kai first entered the second ward as a trainee doctor, he was once tricked by a patient who was wearing a white coat and followed him around for a whole morning before discovering the truth.

After getting up from the ground, Qi Fen rubbed his knees, bypassed the sick patients, lowered his head in embarrassment and continued walking, and then bumped into a patient who suddenly went out.

The patient reacted quickly after being hit, turned around and grabbed Qi Fen's wrist, pushing him against the wall.At the moment Qifen touched the wall, he pulled him away, let go and took a step back, bowing and apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, conditioned reflex."

You practice boxing, you got such a big reaction when you were hit!Qi Fent wanted to give the patient a dose of diazepam in retaliation, but unfortunately it wasn't enough for indications.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously put his hands in his pockets to grind the tranquilizer, and then he was pushed against the wall by twisting his wrists.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's still a conditioned reflex." The patient said apologetically, bending his waist to his feet.

I could understand the conditioned reflex just now, where did the condition come from this time? !Qi Fen was angry and inexplicable, he only blamed himself for being lazy and didn't go through the medical records or the almanac when he went out.

Sensing Qi Fen's questioning, the patient laughed along and explained: "You touched your pocket just now, I thought you were going to draw a gun."

Qi Fen's mind flashed the scene of gangsters negotiating and drawing guns in Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, "...are you a member of the underworld?"

"No, no." The patient hastily denied, "I am a law-abiding citizen, and I don't mess with that stuff."

Qi Fen couldn't think of any other possibility that caused the patient to be so sensitive, and then remembered that they were all mental patients, and he was instantly relieved.

He didn't want to be seen as mentally ill, so he told him to restrain himself, and was about to leave when he was pushed against the wall for the third time.

I didn't do anything, did I? !Qi Fen scratched the wall angrily, it must be written in today's almanac not to avoid going out, but to avoid getting out of bed!Nothing normal has happened since just now!

"Ah, I'm sorry." The patient apologized faster than Bolt's running, but insisted on making persistent efforts and making mistakes next time, "I just want to remind you of something in advance because of your kindness."

Qi Fen was hit so hard that he couldn't speak.What needs to be reminded by taking pictures of people on the wall!Is it possible that an earthquake is about to landslide ahead? !

The patient leaned over, half covered his mouth, and whispered, "The world will end."

...Aliens have invaded the earth, you can't scare me!Qi Fen was expressionless.

"At midnight on December 12th, when Christmas bells strike, a plague will break out quietly." The patient whispered mysteriously, "After three days of being sick, most people will die and become zombies. The other lucky ones made it through, got stronger and stronger, and came together to fight the zombies."

Qi Fen automatically completed the patient's story: "A very small number of people not only become stronger physically, but also gain supernatural powers, and can fight zombies with magic."

"How do you know!" The patient was surprised.

Qi Fen shrugged, "It's written like this in novels, I'm tired of reading them."

"No wonder it is said that art comes from life. I don't like to read books. I haven't read them. Which book was written like this?" The patient wondered, "Could the author also be...I'm going to see him!"

"That depends on what kind of text you want to read." Qi Fen counted with his fingers, "Whether supernatural powers rule the world, or eliminate zombies and return to normal, or live in harmony with farming. How many wives do you think the protagonist has, or How many husbands?"

The patient raised his eyebrows and said in disbelief, "Has he written so many languages?"

"It's them." Qi Fen corrected, "Apocalyptic genre, it's very popular, many people wrote it."

"How could it be!" The patient was stunned, "I have never heard of it, and no one has ever predicted the end of the world!"

At this time, Qi Fen also understood the patient's illness, and he advised: "It's just a novel, don't take it seriously, there are no doomsday and zombies in reality, it's a medical miracle that the dead can walk, if you see it, you must let me see it. "

He has other things to do, and he can no longer accompany this patient to convulse.He bypassed the patient and went to the original goal.

Then Qi Fen made intimate contact with the wall for the fourth time.

Enough is enough!Why is there no Psychiatrist Protection Association to uphold justice for psychiatrists!I didn't do any business all morning, and I just dealt with the wall!

"I'm telling the truth! It's not a novel!" The patient said angrily in a low voice, the anxiety hidden in his heart was revealed in his voice, "Why does no one believe me! The end of the world will be next Sunday!"

"Let go of me first." Qi Fen said sticking to the wall.The patient was so strong that he couldn't break free.

The patient calmed down, regained his emotional stability, let go of Qi Fen, and helped him tidy up his crumpled white coat.

Qi Fen took a step back to avoid the patient, suspecting that if he did it a few more times, he would soon suffer from a nervous breakdown, "How do you know the end of the world is coming?" If he dared to say that he was reborn, I would definitely send you to the crematorium.

The patient looked around first, and then said inscrutably, "I am reborn."

It's so true! ! !

The patient was satisfied to see that Qi Fen was shocked, thinking that he finally believed in himself, raised his hand in a spell-casting posture, and clasped his palm, "I have obtained the fire ability, one in a million luck, so after the end of the world begins , survived smoothly."

"And then?" Qi Fen felt that the patient's fantasies were quite amusing, like listening to an audiobook, or the No.1 story, so he couldn't help but want to listen to it.

"I'm not only lucky in abilities, but also super lucky in team formation." The patient recalled the past with a warm expression, and couldn't help but smile, "In the last days, there is an extreme shortage of supplies and insufficient productivity, which often lead to violent rectification. Time has changed from an orderly legal society to a military society."

The patient told an old-fashioned doomsday story, which was nothing more than a few brothers who were born and died to join forces to build a base, collect supplies, and wipe out the zombie tide.The only difference is that one of these brothers has a Ph.D. in physics whose mind has been strengthened. He spent three years inventing the bionic spaceship, and several of them led the people in the base to space.

The patient's topic changed, and it became a story of several brothers traveling in the universe.

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Qi Fen listened to the unfolding plot of this god in dismay, swallowed the old blood in his throat, and asked angrily, "So why are you reborn?"

"This..." The old patient blushed and scratched his head in embarrassment, "I suddenly wanted to watch a TV series, but when I plugged in the power supply, I didn't expect the power cord to leak, and I was electrocuted to death."

Death is too light for a feather!Zombies attacked the city, and the person who could destroy everything with flames actually died on a wire?This is as ridiculous as being tripped over by an ant after Genghis Khan ruled Mongolia!

Qi Fen couldn't figure out whether he was a hero or a comedian in his previous life, so he raised his forehead and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

The patient's tone was full of gratitude: "I woke up and found that I was back before the end. Thank God."

"You want to avoid that wire?" Qi Fen teased him.

The patient nodded in agreement, "Of course we have to avoid it, but the most important thing is that I can tell everyone in advance that the end of the world is coming, and get ready quickly. If you can reduce the number of deaths, you will die less, and strive to establish order earlier and protect the people who survived the end. .”

Qi Fen looked at him with admiration, this is really a young man with noble qualities!

"But no one believed me at all!" The patient was dejected, "They all thought I was crazy, but they didn't know that my death was coming, so they ignored my reminder."

Qi Fen calculated that the end of the world is only a few days away, so why not coax the patient first, maybe he will understand when the day comes, "Then what are you going to do?"

"I don't know, I was sent to a mental hospital and couldn't get out, hey..." He sighed, frowning, but he still didn't forget his original goal, "It's good to save one."

The patient held Qi Fen's hand, with a loving face like an old leader who was inspecting people's conditions, and earnestly asked the fellow: "Hurry up and save more supplies, especially daily necessities, food and fresh water, as much as you can save. Electronic products It can be discarded first, and the network will be re-established after a few years when the society is stable."

He thought about it carefully, "There are also medicines, especially antibiotics. You must prepare a few more bottles." The patient patted Qi Fen's paw and added, "Of course, the premise is that you can survive the plague and not become a zombie." If so. But your little arms and legs are not enough for zombies to stuff their teeth, so you should hide and don’t go out, and wait for me to rescue you.”

The corners of Qi Fen's eyes twitched, thinking that if he becomes a zombie, he will be the first to bite to death these psychopaths who make trouble after nothing happens.

Wei Kai passed by, and the patient suddenly stood at attention and saluted Wei Kai, saying respectfully, "Master Wei."

Wei Kai nodded back, "It's time for lunch, you go back to your room and wait." The patient obediently went back to the ward to wait for the meal.

"Why did you call you Master Wei?" Qi Fen was puzzled.

"He said that in the last days, I will gain the ability to make the world collapse," Wei Kai said triumphantly, "and then he sacrificed himself to save the people in the whole city."

Qi Fen: "..."

"So when you become a zombie," Wei Kai said seriously to Qi Fen, "I will definitely let you die painlessly and bury you properly."

Qi Fen taunted: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome!" Wei Kai waved his hand.