Squad leader, please be more reserved

Qi Silang washed his face with cold water several times before he managed to subside the redness on his face.

Qi Silang, you are a straight man!Don't you just have a dream and eat people's saliva, as for thinking about it so much, don't you?Take out your old driver's posture!superior!

Do a good job of psychological construction again, enter the classroom with high head and chest high, and don't forget to cast a look of "God's contempt" at Yisheng, what a show!

Yisheng didn't seem to see the strong fighting spirit he had ignited, and indifferently turned his head and plunged into the ocean of knowledge, never to return.

Qi Silang: ...

Depend on!This girl actually doesn't take the usual way to play routines!

Qi Silang is such a heartless person, but he has a good appearance and a lot of careful thoughts. He will secretly think if a girl is interested in him if he looks at him more often, but after a little indifference, he starts to think about it. own illusion.

So, people are contradictory.Although his appearance does not conform to his own aesthetics, after so many years of market, many girls still like his style, so it is impossible for him not to be narcissistic.

At this moment, Yisheng's indifferent face was revealed, and the vacillating master Huang began to doubt life again. After thinking about it, the little bastard who didn't want to pretend to be troubled still chose to go on strike as usual.

After all, it is a surefire policy to keep things unchanged and respond to changes.After all, the philosophy of life he adheres to serves the lazy attitude towards life. Instead of wasting brain cells thinking about such things, it is better to read a few more nasty jokes.

No. [-] Middle School is a key high school in the city, with one of the best names, rich teaching resources, advanced equipment, and the progress of the daily courses is so fast that other schools can't pull it down with eight horses.No, yesterday afternoon's math test came out tonight.

No one in class (3) was below the passing score line, and the average score was seven or eight points higher than that of class (2) next door, which was also a key class, and there was also a perfect scorer.

Mathematics teacher Jin Liangcai was obviously in a good mood. After the papers were handed out, it was rare that he didn't start class immediately, but talked about it.

It was very difficult to take one bite at a time, and the next second they turned around, they began to praise them for their good performance this time, and especially praised Yisheng, the perfect scorer.

Qi Silang rolled his eyes and approached Yisheng to complain: "Old Jintou has only a little ambition."

Lao Jintou and Lao Lutou from the class next door (2) are the leaders in the mathematics field of No. [-] Middle School. The two old urchins have been fighting for decades and never get tired of it. Whoever leads the class with more high scores is better than an excellent teacher. I am so happy that the awards are coming, I feel quite speechless just thinking about it.

Especially in the situation where Qi Silang couldn't figure out Yisheng, Yisheng was bigger than the outstanding teacher award, and he was not convinced by the award.But Yisheng didn't listen to his nonsense at all, and just ignored him calmly.

Qi Silang's anger turned into murderous eyes, and he stared at the old Jintou for several minutes without blinking. The red eye circles looked pitiful on his white face, as if he had been bullied Like a puppy, it made Lao Jintou quite confused.

"In addition to Yisheng, I have to praise Qi Silang more." The old Jintou glanced in Qi Silang's direction, the young man was excited, and looked at him with big eyes blinking. The old Jintou was proud again and felt that I really have two brushes.

"Few people have solved the last big problem, and Qi Silang did the best. The entry point is very special, and the algorithm is much simpler, but this method has a high degree of mastery of the knowledge points, so I won't talk about it in a while If you are interested, go and read his test paper after class to find out."

Qi Silang was satisfied now, and began to cock his tail, "Squad leader, don't tell me, Lao Jintou is a real person, and his vision is also very good. It's not easy to encourage each other for academics and Lao Lutou for so many years." After speaking, He also shamelessly bumped the other party with his elbow to ask for a reply: "You think so?"

He didn't expect the other party to talk to him at first, but Yisheng didn't play his cards according to common sense, but he answered him seriously: "Indeed." Your test paper."

Hey, so you kid is waiting for me here!

"You tell me a joke, and I'll show it to you." Qi Silang rolled his eyes, and emphatically emphasized again: "Dirty jokes!"

Yisheng didn't speak, he unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took a sip of water, his narrow eyes covered by eyelashes flashed a faint joy of a successful little plot.

"You and I are exercising. I said, I want to pee. You said, no, how can you pee inside me." The bite was very clear, and those cold eyes looked at Qi Silang without blinking, as if he was concentrating on talking to him.

I?you?What the hell is this!

Qi Silang was ashamed and annoyed, but Yisheng had a serious face of "I'm done telling the story, should you show me the paper", he... he... could only smile with a distorted temper, Pretending to be very knowledgeable, attacking from the side to educate: "Squad leader, everyone is at a young age, you..." You still have to pay attention to the impact when you are joking.

"Are you up?" Qi Silang, who was forcibly interrupted, was stunned, seeing Yisheng's eyes moving down to his crotch, and subconsciously said: "Not... not yet..." IQ returned, and he turned halfway, " How could it not be possible!"

He is a good boy with a strong blood!Feeling the long-staying eyes on the key parts of the lower body, Qi Silang seemed to be possessed, and silently recited the mantra, "Second Qi, stand up!"Second Qi, stand up!stand up!

then……

Qi Silang's eyes widened in shock and embarrassment. Seeing that Qi's second child stood up slowly like a little red flag, Yisheng's eyes were as bright as the little sun in the sky, burning him The fire became more intense, watching Xiao Hongqi stand faster and faster, and finally seized the highest position and climbed to the pinnacle of Qi's second son's life.

This this……

Qi Silang wanted to cry but had no tears, his brain was kicked by a donkey!It's okay, why are you arguing about this!This time it's a big shame!Quickly raise Erlang's legs to cover up the important parts!Pretend nothing happened!

Yisheng: "Oh, I didn't expect you to be an automatic."

Qi Silang: ...

Strange yin and yang!Throw it to death first!

The author has something to say:

No matter whether it is the boss Qi or the second son Qi, they are all typical of not doing anything and not dying. Sooner or later, I have to explain to my big squad leader (?▽｀)