Assistant, dinner is ready

Eat for a while, shit crematorium.

At this time, Mu Yan finally understood the true meaning of these words. He ate so much yesterday that he couldn't get out of the bathroom since he woke up this morning. The little daisy was in hot pain. I wondered if it would be so painful.Jiyou still lives as usual because he didn’t eat much. The strange thing is that Liu Xiaolin and Jiyou’s wife didn’t have any influence at all. He asked them to continue going out to visit H City early in the morning. Mu Yan lay on the bed and listened to BIGBANG’s soup without spicy , The soup does not add hemp, oh no, does not add, while checking Weibo and raising his hot little daisy, he did not go out, and only asked the three of them to bring a side dish of porridge when they came back at noon.

"Boom, boom, boom." Someone knocked on the door.

Well, who is this, the three of them came back so quickly, no way, it was only past ten o'clock, and after turning off the mobile phone, Mu Yan protected Xiao Chrysanthemum and dawdled to the door. Just in case, he didn't pull out the safety lock, He opened the door directly.

SHIT.

It's Duan Lixin.

what the hell.

Duan Lixin supported the door frame with one arm, looked at Mu Yan through the crack of the door, "Open the door."

Mu Yan mechanically opened the door, this, what is the plot?How does he know he lives here?

Duan Lixin strolled in. The two rough men got up early and didn't open the window, so there was still some smell. Duan Lixin frowned, "It's such a mess, you live by yourself? Where's that man?"

"No, I lived with that man, no, my gay friend, and he went out to play with his wife." Mu Yan replied honestly.

"Oh, he has a daughter-in-law and you still live with him, so you love making light bulbs?" Duan Lixin looked at the messy bed, as if looking for a place to sit down, Mu Yan didn't dare to go there, he could only do whatever he wanted, laughing dryly He said twice, "My friend is a woman who happens to live with his wife." Duan Lixin lowered his head, Mu Yan couldn't see his expression, he just pulled out Mu Yan's phone, sat on the bed, Stretching his long legs, he propped his face and looked at the man who was so nervous that he exploded in front of him, "Have you graduated yet?"

"Well, I just graduated this year." Comrade Mu Yan's mind went blank when he answered the question in a regular manner. I shouted MMP loudly. What the hell is this plot?

"Have you found a job yet?" Duan Lixin tilted his head.

"No."

"I think so too. I've seen you several times in the past few months." Duan Lixin smiled, looking straight at Mu Yan, forcing Mu Yan not to look him in the face, "Bo Dong is not only taking me, he is busy. Open, how are you, are you interested in being my life assistant?"

Nani?

Bridge bean sack?

What are you in Hong Kong?

God damn the plot unfolds.

"Life assistant?" Mu Yan looked up, "Why are you looking for me?"

Duan Lixin didn't speak, shook the bangs on his head, put his legs together, rubbed his hands together, then took out a roll of paper from behind, and handed it to Mu Yan, "Look, if it's okay, sign it .”

Mu Yan took it with shaking hands and saw that it was a contract.

Party A: Duan Lixin

Party B:

Date of signing: ____________

According to the "Labor Law of the People's Republic of China", Party A and Party B voluntarily sign this contract through equal consultation and agreement, and jointly abide by the terms listed in this contract.

[-]. Term of labor contract

Article 1 The term type of this contract is a [-]-term contract.

The effective date of this contract is X, X, X, X.

This contract will be terminated after 3 months.

[-]. Work content

Article [-] Party B agrees to act as a living assistant according to the work needs of Party A.

Article [-] Party B shall, in accordance with the requirements of Party A, complete the specified quantity of work on time and meet the specified quality standards.

Article [-] After the expiration of the term, Party A shall pay Party A RMB [-] in one lump sum, and the expenses incurred during the period shall be reimbursed.

........................

Party A (seal) Duan Lixin Party B (seal)

Signing Date: Year Month Day

There are more than 40 pieces of eloquence and additional non-disclosure agreements. Except for Duan Lixin above, 3 yuan for three months and a few words of life assistants, Mu Yan didn't read anything in a daze. Now, to be Duan Lixin's life assistant, why did Duan Lixin let me be his life assistant, is Duan Lixin crazy, am I possessed by a koi, hahahahahahaha, 1.5...

"..." Duan Lixin looked at the rich expression of the person in front of him, who was stunned, pondering, and then silly, and wondered if he was a little radical and made people stupid. He stood up and walked over to Mu Yan. before.

Realizing a shadow, Mu Yan raised his head, Duan Lixin was looking down at him, MMP, going crazy.

"How? Do you want to do it?" Duan Lixin approached slowly, Mu Yan looked at the magnified face, and reflexively covered the contract book on his face.

do... what? C! !Be a ghost! Do it! !

C! !Do! !If you don't do it, you are a ghost! !

"Hmm..." With a barely audible nasal sound, Mu Yan felt smoke rising from his head.

"Let's sign it." Duan Lixin changed another pen and handed it to Mu Yan.

Mu Yan took the pen, exhaled and inhaled a few times before drawing his name tremblingly on the paper, it was very good, just like Duan Lixin's signature, the word Mu Yan could not be read at all.

"Press your fingerprints."

==Is Duan Lixin's butt behind Doraemon's pocket?Wait, this guy still carries ink pads with him?Hmph, how did he know that he would definitely sign.

"Hurry up! I have to go to the rehearsal later." Duan Lixin impatiently motioned for Mu Yan to press his fingerprints.

Just like that, Mu Yan pressed his fingerprints and sold himself to Duan Lixin in a state of extreme ignorance. It was incredible that Mu Yan got his first job in his life in such a daze.

"Very good, phone."

Duan Lixin put away the contract and stretched out his hand.

"Wait, shouldn't you give me a copy of that contract?" Mu Yan finally had a sense of ordinary people.

"I'll make a copy for you when I get back, and give me my phone." Duan Lixin became more and more impatient.

Oh, okay, anyway, it's just a three-month temporary worker, and it's okay to have a copy of the contract. Thinking of this, Mu Yan was so happy that he crawled on the bed to reach for his phone.

"Here." Mu Yan offered it with both hands like offering a treasure.

Duan Lixin's face was not leaking, and he smiled inwardly. He took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, "Scan it, and turn it on for 24 hours in the future. You can't mute it."

"Oh," No phone number No phone number No phone number?It's fine for Mu Yan to withdraw his hand, and it's fine if he has a WeChat ID, hahahahahahahaha.

Mu Yan quickly opened WeChat, as if afraid of Duan Lixin's repentance, he scanned it very quickly and then sent a serious message to introduce himself: "Hello, I'm Mu Yan."

back in seconds.

【You and Duan □□ are already friends, let’s chat now】

BOOMBOOMBOOM, curry calcium calcium.

Look, what a beautiful smoke.

Chat, chat, chat.

Mu Yan: Hello, Mr. Duan, I'm Mu Yan [smiling].

Duan Lixin: ...

Mu Yan: Hehehe

Duan Lixin: From 11:30 to 5013, knock on the door every ten seconds, knock three times.

Mu Yan: Follow orders!

Duan Lixin's face was full when he raised his head, he was clearly right in front of his eyes, so it's okay to talk properly.

Duan Lixin knocked on Mu Yan's head, "Let's go, pack up and find me later."

Mu Yan saluted, "Okay, boss." After sending it to the door, "Goodbye, boss."

Duan Lixin shook his head as if watching a psychosis, and left.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mu Yan collapsed on the bed and buried his head in the quilt. Although it's only been three months, they can get along day and night and penetrate into his life. People need to be content, don't they?