My second-rate roommate said he liked me one day

"Brother Shan, why are you doing this! We are all men, increase friendship."

Fart friendship!

Wang Leshan said straight to the point: "I'm gay."

Guan Xi missed the point and said puzzledly, "Gays are men too!"

Ever since, the feedback to Guan Xi was the long-lost mother's mental retardation.

Guan Xi returned disappointed, like a wounded patient, and threw himself into the pink bedding depressedly.

Speaking of DIY, which man has never done it?In the past, Guan Xi always masturbated by himself. Even if he had experienced mutual masturbation once, he didn't expect to follow the path of mutual masturbation in the future.

However, after that time, he masturbated himself once or twice, and it was always unpleasant.

After the release, the room was empty, without a warm embrace, without hearing the other person's pleasant moans and heavy gasps, and without seeing that seductive expression...

Guan Xi eats marrow and knows the taste. Compared with masturbating himself, he actually thinks it is more enjoyable to reminisce about the last mutual masturbation.

It's a pity that I didn't kiss you last time.

I don't know what it feels like to kiss Brother Shan's mouth. Will it be as hard as his abdominal muscles and erectile penis?

The more Guan Xi thought about it, the more confused he became, but unfortunately he could only think about it.

Depressedly, he took out the pink piglet from the quilt, imagined that it was Wang Leshan, and kissed its bared teeth fiercely.

After kissing, it was like swearing, staring at the two black peas eyes of the little pig, and cheering himself up: "If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. Wang Leshan, you wait, I will kiss you sooner or later."

Guan Xi swears arrogantly, but his execution ability is a scumbag in front of the old policeman Wang Leshan, and he is suppressed time and time again.

With more repression, Guan Xi began to save the country in curves, just like when his mother asked him to take the exam well when he was a child, he would ask for a Barbie doll as a reward before he would go to study.

Wash the dishes, mop the floor, help with housework.

Although he was sloppy in his work and couldn't catch Wang Leshan's eyes no matter what, he still continued to work happily.

"Go read, don't mess around here."

"It's all over."

Wang Leshan's eyelids did not move: "Go and recite the words."

Guan Xi snorted twice: "What's the hurry, wait until the results of Level [-] come out, and don't read it after passing the exam."

Wang Leshan was helpless: "After the fourth level, continue to take the sixth level. Can you be a little bit motivated!"

Guan Xi disagreed: "Level four is enough."

It's useless to talk too much, Wang Leshan shut up.

Unexpectedly, Guan Xi got excited and chased after him and asked, "If I prepare for the CET-[-] exam, can I hug you to sleep tonight?"

"For you, for me?"

Guan Xi said without hesitation: "For you!"

Wang Leshan also replied without hesitation: "No!"

"Oh, don't watch it then."

His decisive attitude made Wang Leshan almost beat him up in anger.

Even so, Wang Leshan was still very concerned about his grade four results, and asked him to let him know when the results came out.

Guan Xi raised his eyebrows proudly, he almost loved Wang Leshan's old lady's character.

On the day when the results came out, Guan Xi wasn't nervous at all, anyway, he was not afraid of boiling water.

The moment Guan Xi saw the result, Guan Xi was stunned, 520 points!

He quickly took a photo of the score and sent it to Wang Leshan, feeling very embarrassed: "95 points were wasted!"

Wang Leshan replied immediately: "The tail is up to the sky."

Guan Xi kept laughing wildly into the phone, and even sent the laughter over.

On the other side, Wang Leshan followed his laughter and couldn't help laughing too.

Erbao came over gossipingly: "Captain Wang, what's the matter?"

Wang Leshan put down his phone: "No."

"Do not believe."

Wang Leshan smiled back and did not refute.

Erbao is the only person in the sub-bureau who knows about Wang Leshan's sexual orientation, and also the only person who knows about his past with Ke Fuhan.Seeing Wang Leshan like this, I am very happy for him, but the necessary reminders are still indispensable.

"This time, you must brighten your eyes."

Wang Leshan nodded: "I know, thank you."

The phone rang intermittently, and Er Bao raised his chin and pointed at the phone: "Go home quickly, he's in a hurry."

Wang Leshan picked up the phone and looked, oh, seven or eight WeChat notifications took up the entire screen of the phone.

"Are you on duty tonight?"

"When will you be back?"

"To celebrate my passing the exam, I'll treat you to dinner tonight! Which one do you want to eat?"

"People, people, there is still time to book a hotel, and it will be difficult to book in a while."

"Brother Shan, look at me, look at me, you forgot to bring your mobile phone!"

"Hey~~~ Little friends from the Yuecheng branch, wave your hands and let me see you!"

This is the last message.

From the photo album, Wang Leshan found the picture of Guan Xi falling into the inspection well, pawing the ground with one hand, and dangling in the air with the other hand, and sent it to him.

Guan Xi replied in seconds: "Brother Shan, you are really good at it."

Wang Leshan sent another very embarrassing WeChat with a smiling expression, saying: "You are a student, how can you have money, I will treat you tonight."

Guan Xi said, "I have pocket money."

Wang Leshan said: "It's not your parents', I'll ask you when you have a job."

Guan Xi said, "It's okay, I have a commission for selling red wine."

Wang Leshan replied: "Is there any left?"

That was before the Chinese New Year, and with Guan Xi's speed of spending money, it would be a ghost if there was any surplus.

Thinking of this, Wang Leshan inevitably thought of the oolong that he mistakenly thought he was selling drugs.

What happened in the past is vivid in his memory. If he was killed at that time, he would never have imagined that he would fall in love with such a brainless boy in the future.

Guan Xi smiled shyly: "No, but there is still the rent you gave!"

Almost forgot about this.

Wang Leshan couldn't laugh or cry, and finally lost to Guan Xi.However, this time only, if he wants to treat guests next time, he must spend the money he earned.

Guan Xi kept saying hello, running around the house happily.

Anyone who has ever raised a dog knows that when a puppy is happy, it will run wild.

Right now, Guan Xi is in this state, from the master bedroom to the living room, to the kitchen, and then to the second bedroom.

As soon as he entered the door, his eyes fell on Wang Leshan's bed, Guan Xi accelerated, followed by a jump.

"boom!"

"what!"

The two voices echoed each other, one behind the other.

Guan Xi, who was "the rest of his life after the catastrophe", lay on the broken bed and got up in a daze.

26

Guan Xi is very abnormal.

Wang Leshan discovered it the first minute he entered the store.

Every minute and every second that followed made him extremely sure of this.

When eating, he straightened his back, answered every question, restrained his hippie smile, and was a little more serious. In a trance, it almost made people forget his mentally retarded past.

Wang Leshan chatted with him about realistic topics: "You will be a senior in the second half of the year, what are your plans?"

Guan Xi suddenly slumped on the chair like a deflated ball: "What else can I do besides enter the family's company?" He drooped his eyelids and poked the vegetables in the bowl, "I'm not as capable as my elder brother. Opening a studio. Not as decisive as the second brother, it is no problem to entrust the whole company to him alone. I am a good-for-nothing."

Accustomed to seeing him flaunting his might, Chad felt unreal when he heard his frustrating words.

Wang Leshan still remembered what Guanxi traffic police said during his one-day experience.His family is so good that he is useless against him, and even a lollipop given by the little girl can make him happy for a long time, saying that he has a unique sense of accomplishment.

He didn't expect that he, who was born in a well-off family, would have such troubles.

Wang Leshan is not good at comforting people. According to what he thought in his heart, he said truthfully: "Can you really be admitted to X University? Have you forgotten the theme of the dinner tonight? How many college students can't even pass the fourth grade? You don't want to It’s not useless, it’s just that your family’s light is too bright, covering your light.”

Guan Xi was aroused by his remarks, and gradually raised his head, but still couldn't grasp the point of reply: "Brother Shan, you are so literary."

"Comfort you, stop teasing me." Wang Leshan rolled his eyes at him, "What's wrong with working in your own company? Do you care if others say you rely on your family?"

Guan Xi shook his head again and again: "Second brother has reached the sky in one step, starting directly from the top! He is not afraid, I am afraid of a donkey."

What a bad adjective.

Wang Leshan shook his head: "Your second brother is capable of working at a high level, of course there is no gossip. If you think you have no talent, then you should work hard the day after tomorrow, starting from the bottom, step by step. Even if you are not as good as your second brother for a lifetime, It's good to be a small white-collar worker down-to-earth. You can always be a small white-collar worker."

"Hey hey, I was able to do it then!" Guan Xi returned to his usual radiance, as if it was a big deal, he could sleep peacefully and continue to think about it the next day.

Now that he talked about this, Wang Leshan went further: "Don't you have an industry you want to work in?"

"Is there a business of collecting figures?"

"..."

Guan Xi had a flash of inspiration: "By the way, I'm quite interested in dubbing."

This Wang Leshan could really connect him, picked up his phone and said, "I'll tell Le Mu to see if he can take you to the recording studio. If you really like this job, you can work hard on it."

"Let's talk after eating, don't be in a hurry."

"I'm afraid I forgot." After finishing speaking, he called Le Mu.

Watching him on the phone, Guan Xi felt confident for no reason: You will never forget.As for where this confidence came from, he didn't realize it at all.

Le Mu readily agreed to his cousin's request. He once had a chat with Guan Xi. Thanks to his occupational disease, he is very sensitive to voice, and Guan Xi's voice still remains in his memory.

"It's okay, you just let him come. However, the income in this line of work is average."

"Well, I'll pass it on to him, thanks."

"Thank you for what the family said. I heard from my second aunt that you didn't go home for the New Year this year."

"Eat out, let's talk about it later." When the topic turned to himself, Wang Leshan vaguely said a few words.

Guan Xi listened with his ears up all the time, and asked anxiously: "Tell me what?" After hearing this, he spread his hands nonchalantly, "Money doesn't matter, anyway, the family has dividends."

When Wang Leshan heard this, he wanted to hit someone, but he almost forgot that this person was an evil rich second generation.It was only now that Guan Xi finally felt normal.

It's a pity that this normality didn't last long, and Guan Xi became "serious" again. The closer he was to home, the more "serious" he was. When he got out of the elevator, he was so serious that he became nervous!

Guan Xi grabbed Wang Leshan's hand that was opening the door: "Brother Shan, sleep in my room tonight."

Wang Leshan raised his eyebrows: "Are you looking for a beating again?" He broke his hand, opened the door and went back to the room.

Guan Xi covered his eyes in embarrassment.

Two minutes later, Wang Leshan's thunderous voice resounded in the room: "Guan Xi! What's going on here!"

Guan Xi trembled, and his legs slid limply into the second bedroom.

Wang Leshan pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed at the broken bed with the other hand.

Guan Xi twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly and said, "It's just... broken."

"How bad!"

"If the quality is not good, it will be broken."

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Wang Leshan raised his fist, "If you talk nonsense with me again, I want you to look good!"

Guan Xi shrank his neck, and said cowardly: "I jumped up, and it broke!" Then he thought, what he said was the truth, why should he be so cowardly, and his tone hardened, "What? Broken quality! I'm going to settle the bill with the store."

"Come on, what bed can withstand your tossing!"

"My own bed is not broken every day, it's your bed! It's just that!"

A series of is, showing the face of a rascal.

Wang Leshan circled around impatiently, not knowing what to say to him.

Guan Xi is so arrogant, in fact, it is mainly because of a guilty conscience.Enough is enough, the person returned to normal, kicked the floor and said: "So I said at the beginning, let you sleep in my bed."

"roll."

Guan Xi knew that his thinking was wrong, so he yelled depressedly: "I'm sleeping on the sofa!"

Wang Leshan picked up the pillow on the bed: "I'll sleep."

Guan Xi snatched the pillow and hugged her tightly: "You are so big, can my little sofa fit you?"

"You are taller than me."

"You are so tired from working all day. I will have two classes tomorrow morning, and I will go back to bed in the morning to make up the same."

"Okay! Stop arguing!" Wang Leshan raised his voice, snatched the pillow and threw it back on the bed, and said fiercely, "Everyone sleeps on the bed."

"Ah?" Guan Xi was stunned, "Hehe...Okay."

Night owls shut the creek, looking forward to sleep like never before.I washed myself up and down twice, and applied body wash twice before I was done.

He originally planned to repeat the old trick, get Wang Leshan drunk while eating, and when he was drunk, everything was under his control.

Who knows, people are not as good as heaven, and the bed is gone.

Guan Xi felt guilty, and he never dared to add fuel to the flames. He timidly pretended to be a good baby. He didn't dare to mention a word about sharing the bed. Unexpectedly, Wang Leshan mentioned it!

Guan Xi, who had cleaned himself up, lay on the bed and waited for Wang Leshan, thinking that if Virgos were upset with him, the only thing left for him was to take a bath with disinfectant.

Wang Leshan came late, and once he entered the door, he was once again dazzled by the hot pink in the room.No matter how many times I come to this room, I can't accept it as always.

Guan Xi stared at him intently, his eyes following his every move.He neither reads nor plays with his mobile phone.

Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.

Wang Leshan glanced at his bed and withdrew.Lean less, hug your own quilt and go to bed from the other side.

Guan Xi was dumbfounded.

"Sleep." Wang Leshan lay down and gave Guan Xi a back view.

"Hey, no, Brother Shan..."

"bed."

Wang Leshan suddenly spoke up, and with just one word, he typed back all that Guan Xi had said.

Guan Xi shrank back under the blanket in frustration and turned off the lights.

Playing on the phone for a while, bored.

Close your eyes and sleep, you can't fall asleep.

Hugging the little pig tightly, Wang Leshan's breathing kept piercing into his ears.

After lying in one position for a long time, I turned over, and when my arms were sore, I turned over again.

After going back and forth several times, Guan Xi still hadn't said anything, and Wang Leshan couldn't calm down anymore.

"Do you have lice?"

"Can't sleep! Brother Shan, you haven't slept yet?"

"You fucking turn it like this, if you can fall asleep, you will be a ghost!" Wang Leshan said this, but he was thinking about other factors in his heart. What happened last time must not be repeated.

Wang Leshan likes Guan Xi, but he doesn't know Guan Xi's attitude.Especially in the current situation, the other party seems to be unsure of his own sexual orientation, so he just flirts around inexplicably?no way!

Wang Leshan made up his mind not to let him succeed, lying on his side, with his hands crossed on his chest, in a defensive posture.

"I'm sorry, I can't sleep." Guan Xi asked tentatively, "Why don't you let me hug you to sleep?"

"Take your pig."

In the darkness, Guan Xi held up the pig and shook it: "Holding it, it's useless, you're better than a pig."

Officer Wang, who didn't want to be compared to pigs at all, blew his nose and stared, "I'll beat you up, and you'll fall asleep."

"..."

Guan Xi shut her mouth obediently and did not make another sound.

Wang Leshan turned his back to him, his eyes were locked tightly, but he was aware of any movement behind him.

Guan Xi really couldn't sleep.He tried his best to relax his movements, turned over slowly, and even breathed carefully, so lightly that he could hardly hear it.

Just for this little thing, Wang Leshan's heart softened again. He has always had a dark face and a soft heart.

"Give you an arm, and be honest with me."

Wang Leshan suddenly made a sound, and Guan Xi was shocked. After hearing it clearly, his face was filled with an unbelievable smile: "Okay, okay!"

He promised again and again, lifted Wang Leshan's quilt and got inside.

"Just hold your arms. If you dare to touch anything else, your dog's paw will be chopped off!" Wang Leshan pushed him away, lay down on his front, stretched out his arms from under the quilt, and stretched them across Guan Xi's chest.

Guan Xi, who hugged his arm, immediately let out a satisfied sigh, but...

"are not you cold?"

"Fortunately."

Although the heater was turned on, Guan Xi was really worried after sleeping like this all night.He asked Wang Leshan to put his arm under the quilt, and lifted a corner of the other side's quilt.

In the next second, Wang Leshan's hand was held by him.

This hand has well-defined joints, is long and powerful, and is about the size of his own hand. In the dark night, he holds himself powerfully.

The body temperature was passed from the intersecting hands, and soon spread throughout the body.

Guan Xi said: "That's it, it's better than nothing. Brother Shan, I'm sleepy in the middle of the night and got into your bed. Don't kick me out of bed, put me..." He sighed, and said unwillingly, "Just push me away."

The night covers your eyes, you can't see everything, but your heart is bright.

Fuck sanity!Who can last for a long time these days, a couple for a lifetime.Living a day is a day, and being happy is the most pragmatic choice.

Wang Leshan pulled hard, and it turned out that it was Lian Jiazi, and the defenseless Guan Xi was dragged into the bed by him without warning.

"Brother Shan, what are you doing?"

"Fuck you!" Wang Leshan replied viciously, as if angry.

He firmly grasped Guan Xi's trouser waist and pulled it down, stretching out his hand.

Well, the silly boy is very energetic.

Guan Xi smiled embarrassedly: "Stiff, tough."

No matter how hard he is, he has been hard for a century.Wang Leshan grabbed Guan Xi's hand and put it under his crotch: "Don't you want to increase friendship? Come on."

27

If he hadn't fallen asleep yet, Guan Xi would definitely suspect that he was dreaming.

He took off Wang Leshan's pants, but the other party didn't beat him.He touched the opponent's hard object, but he was not beaten.

On the contrary, it was the hand that was held by him, because of his movements tightened a little, and also trembled a little.

"Take it easy, what if it breaks!" Guan Xi said worriedly.

I have no problem with my lower body, it’s not normal if I don’t respond, okay!

Wang Leshan slandered, but he didn't really say it. He knew that if he said it, Guan Xi would chatter with him endlessly.

What is the occasion now?Just use your hands.

The two were very close, pampering each other's little brother.

Guan Xi's body is very honest, enjoying the pleasure that Wang Leshan brought him, and put his head against the opponent's head.

The body temperature of the two gradually rose, and they felt it immediately on the foreheads that were pasted together.

Guan Xi's drooping eyes fell on Wang Leshan's lips with a purpose. Instead of an angel fighting with a demon, Guan Xi directly turned into a demon and gnawed on his long-coveted lips.

"Hiss!" Wang Leshan was stunned for a moment, then quickly gasped, pushed Guanxi, and asked with a frown, "What are you biting?"

"It's a kiss, not a bite." Guan Xi pouted and chirped several times.

Not only the lips, but even the surrounding area of ​​the mouth was slobbered by him.

Wang Leshan was embarrassed: "Are you a dog, biting and licking."

Guan Xi was very unhappy, and emphasized: "It's a relative."

Wang Leshan returned him a mocking smile.

A resentment appeared on the face full of lust, Guan Xi muttered: "I have never kissed anyone before, and I have no experience!"

"Intellectually retarded."

The low hoarse voice was rustling, and the whispering tone turned these two words into the most beautiful love words, gently hitting Guan Xi's heart.

Guan Xi stared blankly at Wang Leshan's lips, only to see the lips getting closer and closer to him, so close that his vision became blurred.

As soon as his lips softened, Wang Leshan took the initiative to kiss him!

Soft lips, waxy, wet.

Wang Leshan licked Guan Xi's lips, and with a light tip of his tongue, he broke into the door.

Guan Xi was so dazed by his kiss that he didn't even realize that he was crushed under him.

As soon as the kiss was over, Wang Leshan raised his upper body slightly, looked down at him, and said in his voice with strength and pride that cannot be underestimated: "This is what is called a kiss. Have you learned it, Xiaozhi... um!"

Guan Xi raised his head and kissed him, rolled his arms around Wang Leshan's back, and their positions were quickly reversed.

The scumbag at the end of the year, under the guidance of Teacher Wang, made rapid progress. He not only learned it by himself, but also successfully skipped a grade!

The kiss became more and more intense, and the speed of the hands remained unabated. You slapped me, I slapped you, and soon both were released.

Afterwards, Guan Xi turned on the light, and the strong light made people who had been in the dark uncomfortable for a long time, so they subconsciously closed their eyes.

When he got used to it, looking around, Wang Leshan would rather be blind with the dazzling pink color.

"Turn off the lights, turn off the lights," he urged.

Guan Xi was a little confused: "Huh?"

Wang Leshan's body was sticky, with sweat and other things.Has its own, but also related to the stream.He simply got out of bed and walked out naked.

Guan Xi has always been faster with his body than his mind. He thought Wang Leshan was going to leave, but he didn't know what he wanted to do, so he got out of bed and chased after him.

Wang Leshan walked into the bathroom, turned his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

Guan Xi, who was comprehended by himself, smiled and said cheekily, "I'll wash with you."

Wang Leshan glanced at him, and replied lightly: "Yes."

The unexpected answer was surprising again.

As if afraid of his repentance, Guan Xi sneaked into the bathroom, and his eyes fell on Wang Leshan, looking at him with integrity.

Wang Leshan let him watch, and also looked at him by the way.

After looking at it, I saw something wrong again, so I took a not very honest and very long bath.

After taking a shower, Police Officer Virgo King changed all the quilt and quilt cover before he was willing to lie back.

Guan Xi helped from the side: "What are you talking about, aren't your hands sore?"

Wang Leshan sprayed him: "Weak chicken!"

Guan Xi patted the bed and pinched his waist to provoke: "I'm afraid you'll be sore! Come on, I'm fine with fighting for five hundred rounds."

"You are not afraid of bald skin, but I am."

"..."

Guan Xi, who was blocked by him and could not speak, shut his mouth obediently, hugged Wang Leshan, and fell asleep.

Although Guan Xi doesn't know why Wang Leshan changed his mind, but Guan Xi is the kind of person who just wants to eat meat and never asks where the meat comes from.

In the evening of the next day, when Guan Xi got home from school, Wang Leshan was delivering people from the furniture company.

When Guan Xi came to the second bedroom, the broken bed was gone, replaced by a brand new bed.

I only slept for one day!

Guan Xi slammed his mouth and asked, "Why are you in such a rush to buy a bed? My bed is not very comfortable. It's big and comfortable. The two of us are still warm together."

Wang Leshan said truthfully: "I can't stand it."

Guan Xi snorted unhappily, and belatedly realized that the main reason for rushing to buy a bed was not mutual masturbation, and laughed again.

That night, Guan Xi took a bath in ecstasy, and rushed to Wang Leshan's bed to beg to sleep with him.

Wang Leshan nodded without objecting.

After sharing the same bed for several days without being rejected, Guan Xi became more courageous and quietly reached out to Wang Leshan's crotch.

Wang Leshan's compromise and indulgence completely inspired Guan Xi, and just masturbating each other in the dead of night was not enough for him, or in other words, he began to beg for more.

At home during the day, he would suddenly hug Wang Leshan, from behind, from the side, from the front, as long as he got excited, maybe when Wang Leshan was squatting on the toilet, he would want to hug him.

In addition to hugging, kissing also increased.

Wang Leshan's lips seem to have magic power, they look very soft and easy to kiss, in fact, they are indeed so.

Guan Xi no longer hangs around nightclubs, no place is as good as home, because there is Brother Shan at home.

Wang Leshan was puzzled by his behavior of hugging and kissing every day.That day he abandoned his brain and used his lower body to make decisions once.To this day, Guan Xi has kept silent about the relationship between the two.

What the hell are they doing?

Wang Leshan was very depressed. They walked out of the movie theater together and walked on the deserted streets.

Guan Xi doesn't care about other people's eyes, besides, there is no one around right now.On a whim, he kissed the dazed Wang Leshan on the face.

Very good, more and more aggressive.

Wang Leshan tightened his face and said seriously, "I'm gay."

Guan Xi was about to hold his hand for a while: "I know."

Wang Leshan paused and tilted his head to look at him: "You are like me every day, don't you think it's not right?"

As if struck by lightning, Guan Xi suddenly said like a dream, "I'm gay too!"

Wang Leshan looked at him, waiting for him to continue.

Who knew that Guan Xi patted his chest and comforted himself: "It's okay, it's okay, the eldest brother and the second brother are both gay, so it's not unusual for me to be gay."

Who told you this!

Wang Leshan waited for a while, but he didn't see anything to say.He originally expected Guan Xi to clarify the relationship between the two, but unexpectedly, this mentally handicapped person really only stopped at the first step!

It's like two people who are friends with guns. If one party proposes to turn this relationship into a couple, and the other party agrees, everyone is happy, and the other party does not agree, it will be embarrassing.

What Guan Xi planned, Wang Leshan didn't know, but he knew his plan.

Guan Xi is different from other people, he has always been straightforward and doesn't know how to play tricks.He didn't mention it, it's not that he didn't expect it, he really only regarded this kind of thing as a game between men and men.

Although this kind of play sounds nonsense, but in front of Guan Xi, a little mentally retarded, everything is possible.

Forget it, wait a little longer, don't worry.

"Brother Shan, hurry up, tonight there is Ke Fuhan in the variety show on the Big Eggplant Channel, he is super funny."

Wang Leshan sighed silently, and resigned himself to being dragged away by him.

Ke Fuhan?

What is this called!

28

After Guan Xi awakened her sexual orientation, her life was no different from before. The only thing that changed was watching GV with Wang Leshan.

However, this happened only once, and Guan Xi forked it before even watching a movie.

"It doesn't look good."

Wang Leshan was quite surprised: "Why doesn't it look good?"

Guan Xi stared at him twice: "Not as good-looking as you."

"Come on!" Wang Leshan kicked him in a good mood, "Wash the clothes later, you need to clean up and throw it into the washing machine."

"Didn't you just wash it, don't wash it if you haven't gone out for a few days."

"If you don't wash your worn clothes in time, they will turn yellow after a long time."

"How is it possible!" Guan Xi followed Wang Leshan into his room.

It hasn't been cleaned up for a few days, and the messiness can be called a dog house room, which is more powerful than the impact of pink.

In this situation, Wang Leshan couldn't control his hands and tidied things up.

Guan Xi followed behind him and yelled: "Don't take it away! I put it in a mess, but I can find it. Hey! That's what I often use, don't put it in the drawer for me!"

Wang Leshan's brain hurts from being called out by him, meaning, just looking for a psychological comfort to clean up the table, he turned to another target - dirty clothes.

Most of the clothes Guan Xi passed through were hung behind the door or carried on the back of the chair.The back of the chair is recently worn, and the back of the door is forgotten.

Wang Leshan didn't think too much, and started directly behind the door.

The cashmere coat needs to be dry-cleaned, and he can't wash it, so let it go for now.

Jeans, well, I seem to have seen Guan Xi wear them two or three times a few weeks ago.So, how long have these pants been behind the door?

Wang Leshan took off his pants, and Guan Xi yelled again: "What are you doing!"

"The washing machine is waiting!"

"I've only worn it twice! I can wear it again."

Hearing this, it was not enough, Wang Leshan asked: "Then how many times are you going to wear it before washing it?"

"At least three or four times! I already love cleanliness. You don't know, my classmate can wear a pair of jeans for a semester!"

Virgo Wang Leshan's eyes widened in disbelief: "Isn't it dirty? Doesn't it smell?"

"No." Guan Xi said confidently, "Shake it out and dry it in the sun, it will be exactly like new."

Wang Leshan made up the picture in his brain, and shivered sourly. He always felt that none of these clothes were clean, and they were all moving trash cans!

What else to choose, except that the washing machine can't wash it, Wang Leshan took it all in one pot and threw it all in the washing machine.

After throwing away a pot, Wang Leshan was afraid that he might miss something, so he had to go back and look for it.

Guan Xi stood in front of the door: "It's gone!"

"really?"

Seeing that Guan Xi couldn't get over it, he took out a blue denim jacket from the storage drawer of the closet and threw it into the washing machine: "It's really gone now!"

Wang Leshan just gave up.

The last time the bedroom was cleaned was when Wang Leshan first moved in. Guan Xi leaned against the bathroom door frame, watching him busy in front of the washing machine, staring at him, and his eyes fell on his buttocks.

During this period of time, Guan Xi has touched it a lot, and the feel is absolutely never tired!

Wang Leshan also seems to like to touch his own butt.

However, where is my ass easy to touch?Guan Xi touched it and sighed to himself.

Wang Leshan turned his head and saw this scene: "What are you doing?"

Guan Xi took three steps and made two steps, stepped forward and slapped Wang Leshan's buttocks. The elastic touch made him laugh with satisfaction: "Let's see whose ass is easier to touch."

"Did you get the result?"

Guan Xi nodded: "You are easy to touch."

Wang Leshan said, "Your ones are also easy to touch."

Sure enough, the two laughed tacitly.

"That's right." Wang Leshan changed the subject, "Didn't you say you wanted to show me the Level [-] certificate?"

"Look at my memory, wait." Guan Xi slapped his forehead, and ran towards the master bedroom with a brisk foot.After a while, he ran back with a sentence, "Damn it, it's over, it's over!"

"What's wrong? You're in such a hurry."

"I put it in my pocket."

"What's the matter, just take it out...wait a minute." Wang Leshan pointed to the washing machine, "Here are the clothes?"

Guan Xi bit her lip and nodded with tears in her eyes.

"What a big deal, don't cry!" Wang Leshan yelled at him, while hurriedly stopping the washing machine, "Impossible, I've checked out all the pockets. Which clothes did you stuff in?"

Guan Xi stood beside him, rummaging through his head, and after a while, he found a blue denim jacket from the bottom.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other.

Holding on to the last hope, Guan Xi took out the paper lumps in the inner pocket of the denim jacket that he couldn't tell what it was before he was born.

Wang Leshan stared at this scene dumbfounded, and folded the four-level certificate and stuffed it in the inner pocket of his clothes. Is this guy mentally retarded?

The mentally handicapped Guan Xi wailed, "Brother Shan! How can I explain this to my parents? Do you know how hard it is for me because of this piece of paper!"

Wang Leshan rubbed his temples: "Is the score different when you look online?"

Guan Xi pouted his neck, and said righteously: "It's different! There's no such thing as paper!"

Wang Leshan was speechless.He purposely took out the denim jacket that had been thrown into the washing machine, and even though he had taken out both pockets, a fucking inner pocket was brought to him!

Who can imagine?

Fortunately, it was stuffed with hard paper. If it was paper towels, the whole washing machine's clothes would be cleaned up after such a stir.

Virgo Wang Leshan was about to hate Guan Xi to death, but that kid was in grief, he resisted the urge to hit someone and said, "Why are you standing there, search the Internet, can you make up for it?"

After a while, Guan Xi's cheers came from next to his ears: "Yes! Brother Shan, you are so smart!"

Wang Leshan snorted coldly: "You are mentally retarded."

Guan Xi burst into a smile, hugged Wang Leshan's face and kissed hard: "Yes, yes, what you said is right." Then, dancing and running away.

Wang Leshan rubbed his drool-stained face with the back of his hand, staring at his butt thinking.

To deal with the mentally handicapped, would it be faster to get him directly than to wait for him to realize it?

Wang Leshan carefully analyzed and thought about this issue for several days, but did not take any action.Because, compared to this, the other gave him more headaches.

Guan Xi likes Ke Fuhan very much, especially recently Ke Fuhan has become a big hit, every day when he turns on the TV, all David TV shows are his TV series.The weekend changed to a variety show, and there was still Ke Fuhan.

Although the ex-boyfriend is not a mortal enemy, but watching it every day, or watching it with someone I like at this stage, it is really disturbing.

Wang Leshan asked Guan Xi to change the channel several times, but Guan Xi was quite unhappy: "Ke Fuhan is my male god, brother Shan! Just watch with me for a while."

Wang Leshan was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and pretended to grab the remote control several times to change channels, but in most cases he compromised.

Who told this retarded person to harden his heart?

This guy, knowing that he didn't have an umbrella on a rainy day, he specially took an umbrella from the school to the branch office to pick him up from get off work.

When Wang Leshan heard the reason for his coming, he almost laughed at him: "I drive, you are stupid!"

Guan Xi froze, refused to admit it stubbornly, pointed to the young couple who shared an umbrella and said: "The current young couple just want to piss off us single dogs. But it doesn't matter, we can hug each other with two dogs. Keeping warm together! My umbrella is smaller than theirs and can be hugged tighter."

"Who wants to be a dog with you!" While refusing, Wang Leshan was held tightly by Guan Xi's shoulders.

I don't know how long he waited,