My second-rate roommate said he liked me one day

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"Police!!!" Guan Shuangchen spat out the lollipop in surprise, and said sincerely, "Super powerful!"

Wang Leshan's 30-year old face was almost praised by kindergarten children: "It's okay."

Guan Yanyan snorted, and said to her younger brother: "If you are not good in the future, there will be a ready-made uncle policeman who will arrest you."

Guan Shuangchen, who just leaned over to get closer to Wang Leshan, paused, retreated at a speed visible to the naked eye, squeezed his drool-smeared lollipop, stuck it to Guan Shanhe's arms, and said, "Shuangchen is very good."

Sure enough, one looks like a father and the other looks like an uncle.

When they arrived at Guan's house, Guan Shuangchen still didn't dare to approach the police uncle.

When Wang Leshan saw his evasiveness, not to mention, he was really exactly the same as Guan Xi when he first met.

Later, the little guy wanted to eat an orange, but no one peeled it for him, so Wang Leshan peeled one for him, and he got into Wang Leshan's arms, eating and making love to him at the same time.

Even this nervous energy is exactly the same as Guan Xi's.

Zeng Yarou sat on the sofa and smiled softly: "Shuang Chen likes Police Officer Wang very much."

Wang Leshan said humbly, "Auntie, you can call me Xiao Wang."

Zeng Yarou nodded: "Thanks to you for saving our Xiaoxi."

"It doesn't count. The manhole is not big, and he happened to get stuck in it."

"No, no, no, if you don't pull him out, Kaka won't be able to get out of his head overnight."

Guan Xi yelled in protest: "Mom! Do you think I'm a carrot?"

Zeng Yarou gave him a look, and he immediately shut up.

When people reach a certain age, they always have a special hobby.

Zeng Yarou chatted with Wang Leshan for a while, and the topic naturally turned to this "hobby": "Xiao Wang, do you have a date?"

Not far away, Guan Xi let out a "puchi" laugh: "Mom, you don't even let the guests go."

Zeng Yarou pushed his head: "Go aside, you don't understand."

Wang Leshan glanced at Guan Xi, gloating was written all over his face.

He said, "No."

"It doesn't matter, Auntie has many good girls, which one do you like?" Zeng Yarou's eyes were shining, and Wang Leshan knew who Guan Xi inherited those big eyes from.

Guan Xi, who just found out about Wang Leshan's sexual orientation, patted Zeng Yarou's arm: "Mom, you've had enough. You talk about your eldest brother's relationship every day, how is your eldest brother? Then you went to talk about Xiao Zheng, and the result? Now it's starting again. Nagging Brother Shan, be careful not to repeat the same mistakes."

"How do you talk, kid! Can this be the same?" Zeng Yarou rolled his eyes at him, and the first two came out one after another under her nagging, ah, no, out of concern.

Officer Wang is different. He looks very straight, not crooked at all.

But Guan Shanhai and Li Zheng were not like each other. Zeng Yarou was confused for a few seconds, thinking, how could she meet all the homosexuals in this world by such a coincidence, and continued to exert her strength.

Guan Xi stared nervously at Wang Leshan, fearing that he would come out of the closet.

"No, auntie, thank you, I..."

Wang Leshan suddenly laughed, laughing so hard that Guan Xi was dumbfounded.

Guan Xi had never seen him show such a smile, thinking about why he was smiling, his voice came from his ear.

"I have a favorite person."

Nani! ! !

Guan Xi looked at him in shock.

Zeng Yarou sighed in disappointment, her career as a matchmaker was quite rough, she chatted with him a few more times, and went to the kitchen to see how the meals were being prepared.

The first time Wang Leshan came to Guan's house as a guest, he brought some fruit, and went around the kitchen in embarrassment to help Auntie and Zeng Yarou.

There is no reason to let the guests do it, let alone a man, but Wang Leshan stunned the two ladies in the kitchen as soon as he made a move.

Guan Xi, who couldn't wait for anyone to come out, bounced around to the kitchen to find someone, but saw the three of them chatting about cooking in full swing.

For Guan Xi, the kitchen was a completely unknown territory. He lay at the door eating an apple and listened for a few minutes, but he really couldn't understand, so he turned around and left.

I also feel that the scene in front of me is a bit familiar, and I can't remember where I saw it for a while.

He turned his head three times at a step, and suddenly, the light bulb above his head lit up. In the eight o'clock file he watched the day before yesterday, when the girlfriend of the hero in the play came to see his parents for the first time, wasn't it like this?

However, Police Officer Wang is much better than the girlfriend who pleases the mother-in-law. He can not only go to the hall, but also to the kitchen.

The more Guan Xi thought about it, the more he felt that Wang Leshan was invincible, but this invincible person was his roommate.He raised his eyebrows triumphantly, looking proud, he thought Wang Leshan was his partner.

roommate?

roommate!

Suddenly remembering the long-neglected details, Guan Xi rushed into the kitchen.

The three looked up at him in unison.

Zeng Yarou half-spoken, although she was looking at Guan Xi at this time, the question was still Wang Leshan: "...where do you live?"

"My house hasn't been handed over yet, now I'm renting..."

Guan Xi's heart was hanging in his throat, and he quickly came to Wang Leshan, put his arms around his shoulders, and took his words: "Where do I live now! Brother Shan's rented house has expired, am I right?" Do you want to repay his life-saving grace, anyway, the second bedroom is also empty if it is empty."

Wang Leshan squinted at him, Guan Xi squeezed his shoulder, and winked at him while Zeng Yarou was not paying attention.

Smart as a police uncle, he can understand everything.

Wang Leshan was amused in his heart, but his face was as usual: "Yes, thanks to Xiaoxi for taking me in."

Guan Xi scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Why do you take them in or not? Let's help each other."

Wang Leshan has already shown his skills in the kitchen. As a housewife, Zeng Yarou can tell at a glance that he is a small housework expert. The so-called mutual help is most likely the result of her son taking care of her.

A mother knows best how sloppy Guan Xi is, and she keeps saying that Wang Leshan has worked hard, so don't be embarrassed to ask him to come to his house for dinner more often in the future.Waiting for his house to be handed over later, let Guan Shanhai design it for him.

Guan Shanhai came back just as Guan Xi was running to the kitchen, and he heard the conversation in the kitchen clearly.

Borrow?Um?Isn't it rented?

Guan Shanhai gave Guan Xi a look of mutual understanding, and said with a smile, "No problem, just thank Officer Wang for helping to take care of the pet."

He was talking about pets, but he was looking at Guan Xi.Those who didn't know the inside story thought they were talking about glutinous rice balls, but only Guan Xi, Wang Leshan and Li Zheng knew the true meaning of pets.

Guan Xi's big embarrassment: I have a fake big brother!

Wang Leshan suppressed a smile to himself, if Guan Xi was a pet, the third sled would definitely be upgraded to the fourth sled!

23

Once the Lantern Festival is over, it means that school starts.

The next day was the first day of the new semester, Guan Xi and Wang Leshan went back to the apartment together.

On the way back, Guan Xi gossiped and asked, "Brother Shan, who do you like?"

Wang Leshan didn't even look at him, and said flatly, "No one."

"Impossible, I was there when you told my mother!"

"Don't say that, will your mother let me go?"

Guan Xi believed it was true, and gave a thumbs up: "Brilliant move."

When we got home, it was already late.Wang Leshan volunteered to take a bath first.

After Guan Xi finished washing, he walked to the second bedroom with the pink piggy in his arms.

Knock on the door.

Wang Leshan raised his voice and said, "Sleeping!"

It was only past ten o'clock, Guan Xi didn't believe it, and turned the doorknob: "Fuck! What kind of door are you locking?"

In the next few days, Wang Leshan will also lock the door and sleep.

Guan Xi has always wanted to ask him about homosexuality. Wang Leshan was already prepared. Seeing that he had signs of this, he either changed the subject or hid in his bedroom.

However, you can hide for a while, but you can't hide for a lifetime.

When Guan Xi asked Wang Leshan again, Wang Leshan didn't raise his eyes: "Search online by yourself."

"I searched it, it's too nonsense, it's like a fantasy novel, it's not reliable at all. Brother Shan, you said that your ready-made old professor is here, why should I bother?"

old professor?

What the hell is it called!

While Wang Leshan was washing the dishes, Guan Xi came up to him.He was watching TV, while Guan Xi sat on the sofa and stared at him.He goes to take a shower...

Guan Xi was locked out by the door and slammed on the door.

After fighting like this for four or five days, Guan Xi enjoyed this and Wang Leshan was physically and mentally exhausted.

In fact, it’s okay to tell him, just like an adolescent child, the more you don’t tell him, the more curious he will be.What's more, Guan Xi has already grown up, and the topic of the Eighteen Bans is also relevant.

Wang Leshan was muttering in his heart that he should just answer all the questions, when the mobile phone on the table rang.

The person who sent the WeChat message was Guan Xi, asking him if he wanted to go out for a big dinner together tonight.

The two hadn't gone out for a while, Wang Leshan didn't think about it, and immediately agreed.

During the meal, Guan Xi didn't ask about that matter for the first time, and he didn't say he wanted to go home after the meal, and begged Wang Leshan to go to Jinzhao to play for a while.

Wang Leshan asked: "What are you playing?"

Guan Xi felt a little guilty when he saw him, blinked, and raised his voice unconsciously: "What can you do? Drink, listen to songs, I heard that Jinzhaozui recently had a good resident singing, and it's still early , we will sit down for a while and then go home."

Drunk is currently in the area of ​​Wang Leshan, which is a very formal bar. Except for the accident when he met Guan Xi for the first time, he has never seen any other exciting scenes.

Wang Leshan didn't relax for a long time, and Guan Xi wanted to go so much, his heart softened, and he nodded in agreement.Firstly, he wanted to relax with Guan Xi, and secondly, he mainly wanted to keep an eye on Guan Xi, so as to prevent this man from drinking a few glasses of wine and doing outrageous debauchery.

When they arrived at the bar, Guan Xi chose a nice place to sit down, ordered two glasses of wine with Wang Leshan, and listened to the music quietly.

Seeing the two of them appearing together, Chai Bandit was very surprised, and went around specially: "Why did you two come together?"

Guan Xi grinned, put his arms around Wang Leshan and said, "Can't Brother Shan and I come together?"

Yo!Look at it and call it dear.

Chai Bandit said, "Of course, I just didn't expect you two to have such a good relationship."

Wang Leshan smiled slightly and didn't say anything, he knew that since Guanxi would explain.

Sure enough, Guan Xi said again: "We don't know each other without fighting! Now we are roommates, and we have a good relationship. If anyone dares to make trouble here in the future, you can tell me, and I will let Brother Shan cover you."

Chai bandit thought, why are there so many things, if there is, he will call the police as soon as possible.There was a smile on his face, and he said one bite at a time: "Okay, I will rely on you from now on."

After complimenting each other a few words, Chai Bandit left. After a while, the waiter brought two glasses of wine, saying that the boss made it himself, and invited them to drink.

Guan Xi took a sip: "Not bad, try it."

Wang Leshan took a sip, Guan Xi acted anxiously, "Brother Shan, can't you take a big sip? Like me."

Wang Leshan stared at him: "What are you doing so fast?"

"Then you don't have any reason to drink so slowly."

"I can't drink."

What I want is that you can't drink enough!

Guan Xiwu was anxious in his heart, and was also afraid that his plan would fail.He wanted to get Wang Leshan drunk and let the alcohol numb his nerves so that he could pry his mouth open, but after a few words of persuasion to no avail, he didn't dare to persuade him any more.

Wang Leshan enjoys leisure, drinking and listening to music.The resident singing skills are good, and the voice is ethereal and beautiful, touching people's hearts. In a dim bar, people don't know where they are.

After the two songs were sung, Guan Xi got up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Twenty minutes passed, and Wang Leshan couldn't come when he waited, and he couldn't come when he waited.

Did it fall into the toilet?

Called to ask, the moment Guan Xi connected, noisy voices rushed over.

"No, brother, are you cheating me? I really can't drink anymore. My friend is still waiting for me outside."

It was Guan Xi's voice, but not to Wang Leshan.

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, don't play tricks." A strange voice sounded, "Ask your friends to come and play."

Guan Xi smiled and teased: "Come on, my friend is the police, and I will arrest you all in a while."

Then, he said to Wang Leshan, "What do you want from me?"

Isn't this asking knowingly!

Wang Leshan asked, "Where are you? Why haven't you come back yet?"

"Hey, don't mention it. I met a few friends, and they followed their advice. If I finish drinking, I won't let me go."

Wang Leshan admired his own foresight so much, he also heard what the other party said on the phone just now, so he could only ask helplessly: "Which box are you in, I will go find you."

Guan Xi said eagerly: "Liu Bao, come quickly!"

Box No. [-] was full of people, no wonder the phone was so noisy.

Wang Leshan pushed the door and went in, and saw acquaintances at a glance. The person sitting in the middle of the crowd was the local tyrant who had a birthday treat last time.

The local tyrant obviously recognized him, and raised his eyebrows in surprise. He didn't expect that the friend Guan Xikou was talking about would be him.

However, man, if there is a misunderstanding, just explain it clearly.

The unhappiness from last time dissipated in a few words, and the local tyrant waved his hands angrily: "Friends of friends are friends! Officer Wang, right?" He knocked on the tea table, "What about the rest of Guanxi's wine?"

In front of Guan Xi were seven wide-mouth cups, three empty and four filled with wine.

Guan Guan showed bitterness: "I really can't drink anymore, I still have class tomorrow morning."

The local tyrant is determined not to accept his tricks: "Don't pretend to be pitiful to me, it's useless!"

Guan Xi had no choice but to turn to Wang Leshan, begging for help pitifully: "Brother Shan, save me! I'll be crippled if I drink all of it! I'm sure I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning, that professor is super fierce, let alone skipping classes, if I'm late, I'll just fail the class." .”

Wang Leshan was speechless: "Knowing that you still bet with others?"

Guan Xi's face was shy, and it was rare to show a look of embarrassment. He winked and said, "I didn't expect to lose."

These words aroused Wang Leshan's curiosity.

"What are you betting on?"

"Bet who pees farther away!"

"..."

"It's unscientific that I lost seven centimeters per cup per centimeter! It must be because I drank less water tonight, or I must win."

Wang Leshan's forehead was full of black lines.Such a boring game, will anyone play?

No wonder they bumped into local tyrants in the box in the lobby, most likely they were acquaintances they met in the toilet.

Wang Leshan looked at the remaining four glasses of wine and saw that the color was beer.Although he has an average drinking capacity, four glasses of beer are nothing more than pediatrics to him.He agreed without thinking too much.

"Officer Wang is really generous." The local tyrant hooked his hands, and someone immediately gave him a bottle of vodka.

Open the wine, pour it into the small cup behind the four wide-mouthed cups, and then throw the small cup into the wide-mouthed cup. The action is done in one go. The local tyrant waved his hand: "Please."

Wang Leshan was dumbfounded when he realized that there were four small cups hidden behind him: "You still have such a cup?"

The local tyrant smiled evilly: "It was a depth bomb, but I finished that bottle of vodka just now."

Guan Xi also added fuel to the side: "Otherwise? With my drinking capacity, let alone seven glasses, even seven bottles of beer can't hold me down."

You talk too much!Where are you from?

Wang Leshan squinted his eyes, his deep eyes revealed danger, this little mentally handicapped person can't do anything else, don't be too good at making trouble!

Guan Xi looked away, he planned to get Wang Leshan drunk, and started booing with his friends.

The promised words have been released, and the actual situation of Guan Xi is there again. Wang Leshan's brows are relaxed, and he drinks all the wine one by one according to the order.

In an instant, countless cheers erupted in the box.

Guan Xi kept applauding: "Brother Shan, you are amazing!" From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Wang Leshan's ears turning red rapidly, and he was secretly delighted.

Wang Leshan turned the last wine glass upside down and shook it twice, but no drop of wine dripped down: "It's over, can we go?"

The local tyrant babbled: "Why are you in a hurry, let's play for a while."

Wang Leshan gave Guan Xi a sharp look, Guan Xi looked back at him wrongedly, and told him with his eyes: I don't want to play either, so don't stare at me like that.

Guan Xi, who was in a hurry to go home and "torture" Wang Leshan, kept refusing: "No, no, I really can't play any more. If there is no class tomorrow, I will accompany you all night."

At this point, Guan Xi put oil on the soles of his feet and ran away with Wang Leshan.

24

In the final analysis, a depth charge is mixed with wine, and most people can't bear to drink it like this, let alone mixed with high-concentration vodka.

The mediocre Wang Leshan drank four cups, Guan Xi didn't need him to say anything, went out of the box door, paid the money and left.

Coming out of Jinzhao drunkenness, Wang Leshan's face remained normal, and he nodded at Guanxi solemnly: "Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving."

They drove here.

Wang Leshan stood upright, only from his face, he didn't look like he was drinking too much.

While Guan Xi was slandering, Brother Shan said that he is not good at drinking, so he framed me. After all, although some people are easy to drink and easy to face, but they are not drunk, he said: "I know."

Wang Leshan turned around abruptly: "Let's go back."

Guan Xi stood at the same spot, not moving for a long time, watching Wang Leshan go farther and farther in the opposite direction, and when he couldn't wait for anyone, he turned around and yelled at him: "Why don't you keep up!"

Guan Xi was slightly taken aback, then laughed out loud while hugging her stomach.

Some people become chatterboxes when they are drunk, some people fall asleep when they are drunk, and some people go crazy when they are drunk.

Why is Wang Leshan so cute when he's drunk?

Wang Leshan came back, took his hand, and said fiercely: "Laughing fart, let's go."

"Okay." Guan Xi nodded with a smile, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and let Wang Leshan hold his hand, walking on the sparsely populated winter streets.

Both of them drank, and their palms were hot.

Wang Leshan showed no sign of letting go, Guan Xi let him go nonchalantly.

Wang Leshan walked straight all the way without realizing that he was going the wrong way.

Guan Xi didn't tell the truth, and followed him halfway.

Wang Leshan stopped suddenly, turned sideways and asked, "Are you hot?"

The Lantern Festival has only passed for a few days, and the cold weather has not warmed up at all.Guan Xi saw that his face was pinkish red, which was obviously caused by alcohol.He said, "It's not hot."

Wang Leshan said, "I'm so hot."

Guan Xi looked at the scarf around his neck, and kindly suggested: "You can take off the scarf."

"It makes sense." Wang Leshan removed the scarf and held it in his hand. Feeling that it wasn't enough, he took advantage of the situation and undid the two buttons near the neckline.

The neck was exposed, and the fair skin turned pink.

As a fan of pink, Guan Xi thinks of her own pink piggy for no reason. At this time, Wang Leshan is very pink, like that pink piggy.

After walking down the road, Wang Leshan still didn't find the fact that he was going the other way. Guan Xi couldn't stand it any longer. He wasted time like this. When he woke up, everything was in vain.

Guan Xi reached out to hail a taxi, stuffed him into the car, and rushed home.

When getting off the car, Wang Leshan's footsteps began to become vain, and gradually, signs of drunkenness could be seen.

After returning home, Guan Xi immediately took off their shoes and dragged Wang Leshan back to the second bedroom.

Unexpectedly, a person who has been exercising for a long time has great strength, easily broke free from Guan Xi's shackles, and went straight to the bathroom.

"What are you doing?" Guan Xi asked after chasing after him.

"You can't go to bed without taking a shower." Wang Leshan replied simply.

You're so drunk, you still need to take a shower?

Guan Xi was completely defeated by Virgo, and when he looked up, Wang Leshan had already stripped himself naked.

Chest, back, hands, legs, even buttocks, are all red.

Guan Xi couldn't help teasing: "Brother Shan, are you the reincarnation of Xia Zijing?"

Wang Leshan turned around, leaving him with a red buttocks, and got into the bathroom.

The sound of splashing water was heard, and Guan Xi was a little worried. According to news reports, there were many cases of falling to death after taking a bath while drunk.

He wanted to take a second look to make sure that Wang Leshan was fine and leave, but the flesh in the water curtain was so attractive that people couldn't stop.

It is the first time for Guan Xi to appreciate Wang Leshan's falling body so intuitively. His slender and straight legs are powerfully stuck on the ground. Very comfortable to wear and hold.

Guan Xi stood outside the frosted glass door, the two villains mingled deep in his heart.

The little angel on the left said: "Brother Shan is gay, men and women are different!"

The little devil on the right held up a fork and said: "I haven't seen my abs yet, it's a big loss if I go away!"

The little angel said: "You don't know how to look at yourself!"

The little devil said depressedly: "Nonsense, I have to have it."

For a while, Guan Xi was caught in a battle between heaven and man.

Suddenly, the frosted door was opened, and a powerful arm stretched out, dragging the person in without waiting for Guan Xi to react.

The hot water rushed down from top to bottom, Guan Xi stared at Wang Leshan's naked body, completely dazed.

The wet Wang Leshan said to the equally wet Guan Xi, "You have to wash too."

Well, not even myself was spared.

The little devil stabbed the little angel out of his heart with a fork, Guan Xi quickly took off his clothes and trousers, looking upright.

After taking a bath, Guan Xi watched Wang Leshan up and down.

Wang Leshan went back to the house and put on home clothes to sleep. He slammed his mouth and quickly picked up his home clothes from the bed. While wearing them, he followed closely behind and found that he only took a pair of trousers and did not go back to pick up his coat. .

Wang Leshan blocked his way, raised his hand and pointed: "Your bedroom is over there."

Guan Xi clung to his arm, showing an innocent and romantic smile: "I have a few questions, I will leave after asking."

Wang Leshan asked coldly, "What's the problem?"

Guan Xi said calmly, "Aren't you cold?"

Wang Leshan looked down, and put on a pair of big pants slowly.

Guan Xi lifted the quilt and went to bed familiarly, patted the empty space beside him, and smiled: "Lie down and talk."

Wang Leshan went to bed without a pause.

So obedient!

Guan Xi was taken aback, and when the two of them lay down, he turned sideways and asked, "Where is it really used for men to do it?"

Wang Leshan also turned around, facing him sideways: "Yes."

"Doesn't it hurt? Will it be cool?"

Wang Leshan answered every question, and he was completely different from the previous few days: "It won't hurt after the expansion is completed, which is very cool."

Guan Xi shook his head: "I still can't imagine it."

Wang Leshan reached out and touched his butt: "I can demonstrate it to you."

dying!I didn't expect you to be such a police officer!

Guan Xi was shocked by his touch, grabbed his fidgeting hand, and quickly moved away from her ass.

Look at the energy of familiarity!

Guan Xi raised his eyelids and said, "It's pretty easy, old hand?"

Wang Leshan gave a "hmm".

Guan Xi had a bad taste in his mouth, and he hummed, but he didn't realize the slight displeasure in his voice: "How many boyfriends have you dated?"

"One."

"Why did you break up?"

Wang Leshan frowned, looking very unhappy: "It's all over, I don't want to mention him."

"What's the matter? Met a scumbag?"

Wang Leshan said "hmm" again.

"Why are you scumbags? To cheat money or sex?"

The question gradually started to go astray. Guan Xi, who originally wanted a theoretical consultation, couldn't help but inquire about Wang Leshan's emotional past.

Drinking makes you sleepy, and the warm quilt in winter is like an enchantment.The two people who were drinking were chatting, hugging each other after a while, and falling asleep.

Guan Xi has a good capacity for alcohol and wakes up quickly, sleeping until the middle of the night when he was woken up by the heat.

Alcohol burned his body hot, and the desire that had not been relieved for a long time raised his head in the dark night.The sleepy man didn't know where he was, he thought he was in his own room, his pants were pulled down, he grabbed his little brother and rolled him up.

To do something comfortable, of course, you must be comfortable in all aspects.

Guan Xi twisted his body, adjusted to the most comfortable position, raised his arm, and touched a body that was also hot.

Turning his head to look, under the moonlight, Wang Leshan's hazy face was close in front of him.

Who is Guan Xi, a little mentally handicapped, thinking that Wang Leshan must have slept soundly after drinking so much wine.Glancing at the bedside table again, it was fine, there was paper, and he picked it up fearlessly.

While twisting and masturbating, he got into the quilt unconsciously.When masturbation feels good, all the cells in the whole body are opened, and the body also wants to open.He put his head on Police Officer Wang's chest, and his hands became faster and faster.

Although Wang Leshan drank a lot of alcohol, his occupational factors caused him to sleep more alertly.Guan Xi made such a big commotion, it was difficult for him not to wake up, so he asked casually, "What are you doing?"

The chest trembled twice, and the lower abdomen felt a burst of moisture, and was sprayed by something.Immediately afterwards, there were two more shocks in the chest, and the damp feeling in the abdomen became stronger.

Guan Xi was at a critical moment, when a hoarse voice suddenly came from his ear, like a catalyst, directly pushing him to the peak of the climax, and releasing them one after another.

For a moment, the room was silent.

Wang Leshan was confused and Guan Xi was embarrassed.

The rustling sound broke the tranquility, Wang Leshan saw an arm stretched out from under the quilt, fumbled for a while on the bedside table, pulled out the paper, and retracted it.

The instigator huddled under the blanket, not daring to come out, holding the paper and frantically wiping it.

I couldn't see anything in the dark blanket, relying on my feeling, Guan Xi rubbed up and down, and inevitably touched Wang Leshan's crotch.

The man's genitals are also stiff.

Based on the principle that I can't be ashamed alone, Guan Xi extended his claws to Wang Leshan's crotch.

He thought to himself: I am embarrassed, and you are also embarrassed. It is not easy to laugh at each other about this matter.

Thanks to his retarded logic, after many years, Wang Leshan once again experienced the thrill of being masturbated by others.

Wang Leshan woke up, but his head was still dazed. He still hadn't figured out why the little mentally handicapped shot himself in the stomach, and he grabbed the important parts and rubbed it up.

Could it be that the little mentally handicapped person got enlightened and fell in love with himself?

Men are animals of the lower body, Wang Leshan didn't even have time to think about it, Guan Xi, who was so excited, put the two penises together, held both of them at the same time and masturbated together.

He had never felt this kind of excitement before.

The fluffy head got out of the quilt, Guan Xi kicked his legs, and scolded him: "Brother Shan, you are too lazy."

The corners of Wang Leshan's mouth curled up, revealing a helpless smile.

Guan Xi stared at him, stunned by this vague smile, and didn't even notice the hand that was stroking and wandering around her body.

The tingling pleasure slowly spreads all over the body. What is more exciting than comforting yourself with the person you like?

Wang Leshan groaned, and his arms gradually tightened involuntarily.The generous palms with slightly calluses slid across Guan Xi's smooth back and came to the buttocks, rubbing and crushing.

Guan Xi stared at his face, watching him show an unprecedented expression.

"Mumble."

Guan Xi swallowed impatiently.

The scattered eyes focused on Wang Leshan's lips.

The pleasant voice came from the gap, Guan Xi gulped, masturbated, and stared fiercely at the same time.

At the moment when the climax came, every cell in the body was clamoring, wanting to kiss that beautifully shaped lip.

In fact, Guan Xi did that.

It's a pity that Wang Leshan raised his chin at the moment of release, and Guan Xi's lips brushed against his chin, barely landing on his Adam's apple.

Guan Xi, who failed to succeed, was so depressed that he exploded. The little devil jumped out again, with a puffed face, holding a fork and kept muttering: I want to kiss, I want to kiss, I want to kiss!

He couldn't hear a word Wang Leshan said in his ear, and the little devil's yelling was endlessly looping in his mind.It wasn't until the two of them were cleaned up that they came back to their senses in disappointment.

Guan Xi was embarrassed by Wang Leshan's sight, he turned his head back silently, and smiled awkwardly: "Hahahaha, how about it, my skills are not bad!"

Wang Leshan gave a "hmm" and said, "Very good."

"Of course, the skill of being single for 20 years!"

Wang Leshan waited for him to continue, but unfortunately, there was no more.

Guan Xi reached into the quilt with both hands, pulled up the home pants that had receded to his knees, put his arms around Wang Leshan and said, "Sleep."

Sleep on your mother's sleep!

Wang Leshan kicked up, directly on the ass he had just touched dozens of times: "Get lost!"

25

Guan Xi ran back to his room from the second bedroom in a frenzy. He was very worried, and fell asleep within a few minutes after falling out of bed.

There was class the next morning, and the two met in the bathroom.

Guan Xi rubbed his eyes and said hello as if nothing happened, "Brother Shan, you woke up quite early."

Wang Leshan let out a "hmm", washed his face, and vacated the bathroom.There was no mention of the mutual masturbation incident last night.

He didn't mention it, and neither did Guan Xi.

Guan Xi had never lived in a collective dormitory, but I heard that such things often happened in boys' dormitories.Watch porn together, masturbate together after watching, or help each other masturbate.

It turned out that Guan Xi didn't believe it, but judging from Wang Leshan's reaction, the legends turned out to be true!

The days returned to the previous pattern, those who went to class went to class, and those who went to work went to work, the only difference was that Guan Xi seldom went to the bar.

One night, Wang Leshan was surfing the Internet in his room, while Guan Xi was sitting on the carpet, lying on the coffee table and wiping his figurines. The sound from the TV was used as the background music, and the protagonists in it were hanging out in the bar.

Guan Xi sighed, regretting himself: "The little prince of the nightclub is about to quit the arena."

It wasn't that Wang Leshan didn't let him go, it was that he simply didn't want to go.

The last time I went to the bar with Wang Leshan, after that, he went there several times by himself.I used to think it was fun, but now besides drinking and listening to music, I just listen to the noise of people around me, which is quite boring.

Although Guan Zhizhou threatened not to return the credit card to him before, as his own father, he finally returned it to him.

Recently, Guanxi didn't buy any handicrafts, and he has a lot of money on hand, but he just doesn't want to go out for a while.

In the end, it became what it is now, living at home, sighing at the figurines.

After wiping the handicrafts, I put them back in the display cabinet, went back to the room and lay on the bed to read novels for a while, played games for a while, and finally idly searched in the refrigerator in the kitchen.

Even Zeng Yarou recognized Wang Leshan's cooking skills, so of course there was no dinner left.

Guan Xi rummaged through boxes and cabinets, but couldn't find anything to eat.

He came to Wang Leshan's door. The door was unlocked. Wang Leshan was watching "Criminal Minds" with his TV in his arms.

"Brother Shan, are you hungry?"

"Not hungry."

"Oh, then I'll order takeaway myself."

Wang Leshan glanced at the time in the lower right corner: "It's past nine o'clock, eat less, it's not easy to digest."

"I know, I'm not hungry, I just have a cheap mouth."

Wang Leshan snorted, thinking: You are quite self-aware.

The takeaway was fast, and it was delivered in ten minutes.

Guan Xi turned his head and came to Wang Leshan's house, happily shaking the packing bag in his hand: "Brother Shan, come out and eat the neck of the duck!"

Wang Leshan is not hungry, but he is also a bit cheap if he can't hold back his mouth.

The two pushed the coffee table forward, and both sat on the ground, leaning against the sofa and chewing.

Guan Xi specially tuned the TV box to "Criminal Minds": "Which episode did you see?"

Wang Leshan wants to come to the remote control and select the collection himself.

Guan Xi went to the kitchen to get a drink, and the two of them gnawed on the neck of the duck while watching the drama, which had a special taste.I didn't clean up after eating, and didn't get up to clean up until I finished watching the plot.

Wang Leshan was surprised to see him clean up the coffee table.

"This is the end?"

Guan Xi wondered, "Otherwise?"

Wang Leshan said, "Take a rag and wipe it off."

Guan Xi muttered: "You are sick and need to be cured." But he obediently did as well.

When things go wrong, there must be a demon. Wang Leshan observed silently, and finally got confirmation before going to bed.

Guan Xipidianpidian wanted to enter the second bedroom, but was stopped by Wang Leshan: "What do you want?"

Guan Xi winked: "It's been a long time since I slept together."

"Come on, we're going to sleep separately."

Every time Wang Leshan uttered a word, Guan Xi stared fixedly at his lips, as if possessed.

It was hot with chili, and it was slightly red and swollen. Guan Xi, who was still alive for the first time, thought of the lips of the heroine who was crushed by the hero in the idol drama, that's it.

Sexy, seductive, and wanting to be eaten in one bite.

Guan Xi suddenly felt dry mouth, subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said confusedly: "Why, we slept together last week. Don't worry, I won't do anything."

For the time being, the first half of the sentence counts as which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, and the second half of the sentence is almost a sign of 300 taels of no silver here.

Wang Leshan was too lazy to deal with him, he pushed Guan Xi's face to push him out and slammed the door.

Guan Xi was caught off guard and almost hit his face on the door. He kept knocking on the door: