My second-rate roommate said he liked me one day
Before the taxi left at the beginning of Chapter 1, Guan Xi cast him a puzzled look. (1)
Brother Master put down the window and said with a smile: "It's time for me to witness the miracle!"
"..."
You gossip like this, does your family know?
With big eyes and small eyes, the master car didn't move at all, Guan Xi was defeated.
From taking advantage of others to shooting himself in the foot, Guan Xi guessed to be No.1, he hesitated, and decided to tell the truth: "Actually..." He is not my girlfriend, but my roommate.
Before he finished speaking, Wang Leshan had already run out from the gate of the Yuecheng Sub-bureau.
With the eyes of my elder brother and master 1.0, he could see a man from a long distance away, and Guan Xi's hesitation to speak, he instantly understood.
"Oh, comrade, I understand." My brother and master, who have seen big scenes, even have slogans, "Support comrades, anti-discrimination! I wish you happiness."
Having said all this, what else can he say?
All the explanations were reduced to two words, Guan Xi smiled and nodded calmly: "Thank you."
Brother Master clenched his fist and said, "Come on."
Guan Xi replied "Come on", a bunch of question marks in my mind, I just came to see my roommate, what kind of fuel should I add?
My brother and master still didn't leave, and even got out of the car.
Guan Xi asked confusedly, "What are you doing?"
His elder brother and master pushed him forward, held up his lighter and said, "Run over there, and I will light it for you in a while." Under the dim streetlight, he winked and said, "When the atmosphere wraps around me, people will be lighter." It's up to you!"
The moment Guan Xi was pushed out, the purpose of coming had long since been forgotten, and only one thought was left: I am an old driver!
It would be a lie to say that he was not surprised, Wang Leshan took seven or eight steps to the branch, and Guan Xi ran over like a star.
The man's nose was red from the cold, street lamps and moonlight intertwined, sprinkled on the body as if coated with a layer of ethereal tulle.He stood in front of him, a few centimeters taller than him, grinning loudly, showing his white teeth, everything seemed extraordinarily unreal.
Even more unreal things are yet to come.
"噌噌" a few times, colorful fireworks scrambling to shoot into the sky.
It exploded with a "bang", drawing a colorful stroke.
The pitch-black sky instantly turned into daylight, and the fireworks all over the sky became the background of Guanxi.He stood there, not going anywhere, not looking anywhere, staring straight ahead at Wang Leshan, as if there were only two of them left in this world.
"Happy New Year!"
Wang Leshan was stunned and completely stunned.
Guan Xi anxiously asked, "What time is it?"
Wang Leshan didn't respond, Guan Xi asked again.
Wang Leshan, who had returned to his soul, looked at his phone quickly: "58 minutes past one."
"How many seconds?"
"21 seconds."
"58 minutes and 21 seconds at one o'clock." Guan Xi repeated the time completely, ran around in the sky full of fireworks, opened his arms, and said with a smile on his face, "This is my New Year's gift for you alone."
In an instant, Wang Leshan's steady heartbeat was completely disrupted.
19
"Am I good at teasing?"
After the fireworks burned out, Wang Leshan's beating heartbeat hadn't returned to normal, and a disturbing question suddenly popped out of Guan Xi's mouth, pulling him back to reality.
Guan Xi didn't care about his answer, and couldn't stop shaking his head and smacking his tongue: "Brother Shan, you said that I have good skills, why am I still a right-handed man? God is not fair! You didn't even give me a test partner."
What does it mean to be handsome for less than three seconds? This word is tailor-made for Guan Xi!
At this moment, Wang Leshan had the heart to strangle him to death, turned around and walked back, thinking with a dark face: Do you dare to love me as a training partner?
Guan Xi, who had finished lamenting his fate, suddenly saw his leaving back, chased after him with hands and feet, walked around in front of Wang Leshan, and walked backwards.
"Accident? Surprise? Touched?"
Guan Xi was full of complacency, smiling so much that his eyes and nose were squeezed together, he was very similar to the pink piggy he was hugging and sleeping, and swept away the short-term unhappiness just now.
Wang Leshan raised the corner of his mouth involuntarily: "Unexpected, pleasantly surprised, touched."
"Hey hey, there's something even more surprising to you!"
As he spoke, he dubbed his debut voice, opened the coat with a "swish", like a cloak, struggled twice in the air, and hung down due to gravity.
This posture properly exposes the madman's favorite, none of them.
Wang Leshan covered half of his eyes, but he couldn't see, but the other half could clearly see a big protrusion under the sweater, and he didn't know what was hidden.
When the decryption time came, Guan Xi lifted the sweater and took out a lunch box from it.
lunch box? ? ?
Wang Leshan's eyes widened suddenly, he could see the dumplings inside the ordinary transparent lunch box at a glance.
Guan Xi smiled and said, "How can you not eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?"
Wang Leshan was moved for ten seconds, and then...
"Do you know that there is a thing in this world called an insulated barrel?"
"I didn't find it!" Guan Xi curled his lips bitterly, and hummed, "I'm running out of time, I specially stole the dumplings made by my mother, so you can just make do with it."
"..."
It was still stolen.
Steal it from your own home.
After Wang Leshan digested the information, he bowed deeply at the foot of Guan Xi who seemed mentally retarded.
He opened the lid, and the dumplings inside had long been lumped together.
I also know that Guan Xi walked in a hurry. It must be that the dumplings were put together before they were cold. The little soup left on the skin became a catalyst. Guan Xi collided while running. It would be strange if it didn't happen.
Just now he told people to make do with it, but after seeing the true face of the dumplings, Guan Xi couldn't even put his mouth down.
"How did it become like this?" Guan Xi, who had never expected to become like this, scratched his head in disappointment, "Forget it, don't eat it, it's all batter."
"How can you not eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?" Wang Leshan refuted him with his own words, picked up the chopsticks, and ate with relish.
"How does it taste? I also wrapped a few."
Wang Leshan took a bite of a rotten dumpling: "Not bad." He picked up one, "This one is so ugly, you must have made it."
Guan Xi was very surprised: "It's all blurred like this, can you still see beauty and ugliness?"
Wang Leshan said inscrutablely: "You will not understand the police's observation and insight."
Guan Xi believed it was true, and praised sincerely: "Old policeman, it's just different."
Wang Leshan was very helpful and smiled back.Immediately afterwards, his teeth were gritted, and he spat on the lid of the lunch box and asked, "What?"
Guan Xi's eyes lit up, he picked out the coin, and wiped it off with a paper towel: "I said why no one got the coin tonight, I dare to steal it. Brother Shan, this year's luck for our family is all given to you, you Cherish it well."
Wang Leshan took the coin and held it in the palm of his hand, his nose was a little sore, the taste of the year that he hadn't experienced for so many years came back, and the care he hadn't had for so many years came from this little mentally handicapped man in front of him.
It was the first time that he, who had played the caring role for a long time, was being cared for.He took a deep breath, grasped his luck for the coming year, and tried to calm himself down: "Got it."
On the opposite side, Guan Xi held his chin and watched him eat with a smile. For the first time, Wang Leshan found that this little mentally handicapped person was a little likable.
After the dumplings are finished, the hour hand is almost pointing to three.
Guanxi Sleepyhead was on top, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's so late, I can't even get a taxi, so I won't go back. Do you have a place to sleep here?"
"Have."
Almost everyone in the office has a folding bed, which can be used in the office during the lunch break, and can also be used occasionally on duty.
When Wang Leshan bought it, his hands shook a little, he ordered two, and only found out when he received the goods.
In line with the principle that the quality of this bed is not good, I have kept a spare, and have not returned it.
It turned out that this bed was the Nokia in the bed, so far there is nothing wrong with it, the other bed was all dusty, and it finally came in handy.
Seeing him laying the bed flat, Guan Xi was about to go to bed.
The makeshift bed in the office is different from that at home. Wang Leshan only left a small blanket in the office, mainly to cover his stomach to prevent colds.
Wang Leshan raised his hand to block him: "Go to the shower, sweat all over."
"If you don't take off your clothes to sleep, why take a bath?"
Wang Leshan wrinkled his nose: "Sweat sticks to the body and it's uncomfortable. It's not clean. What if I catch a cold? Although there is heating, the body temperature drops when I sleep. When the time comes..."
"Okay, okay, stop!" Seeing that he was about to turn on the old lady mode, Guan Xi quickly raised his hands in surrender, "Where is the bathroom?"
The police station has its own staff gym, and the bathroom is next to the gym. After entering, Guan Xi stretched out his hand: "Towel."
Wang Leshan said, "No."
"And yours?"
"You use mine?"
"Otherwise? Wipe it with paper?"
Wang Leshan paused, thinking about the feasibility of this matter seriously.
Guan Xi finally experienced the feeling of seeing another mother's mental retardation: "Don't think about it! Towel, give me yours quickly, we have lived for so long, we eat together every day, and even exchanged saliva countless times. What a shame."
Even so, Wang Leshan always felt weird when Guan Xi came out of his mouth, as if they had kissed countless times.
Guan Xi was sleepy to death, Wang Leshan forced him to take a bath, and he still struggled with this and hesitated there.
Usually a very straightforward person who loves being a mother-in-law on weird things.
Guan Xi couldn't wait, and began to take off his clothes: "I'll wash it first, you always take it slowly."
Wang Leshan raised his head again, and Guan Xi took off his upper body: "Oh, wait..." and then take off.
The two unspoken words disappeared from his mouth, and the chest of the person in front of him was flushed.
Seeing him suddenly froze, Guan Xi followed his gaze to look at her chest: "Huh?" He was stunned for a moment, Shaoqing came back to his senses, "Hey, the lunch box is hot."
Wang Leshan knew it when he saw it: "You are stupid, don't you know it hurts?"
Guan Xi rubbed his chest: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all."
Wang Leshan stared straight at him without saying a word, he didn't know how to say he was stupid and lacked common sense, the colleague felt a burst of irony again, this is too abnormal, how many times has this happened tonight?
Monk Zhang Er Guanxi couldn't figure it out, so he had to touch the hot red area boredly, feel it and smack it to feel the smell. He compared his hands on his chest and said excitedly: "Brother Shan, look, does this look like a heart?"
Bixin's hand imitated the beating of the heart. After a while, Guan Xi said with a playful smile: "Compare Heart, Brother Shan, I've been comparing you for so long, you should give me one."
"I can't take a shower anymore!" Wang Leshan pushed him into the bathroom, opened the cabinet, and threw his towel out without hesitation, "Wash it for me."
"Hey, you Virgo!"
Outside the bathroom, Wang Leshan listened to the sound of rushing water combined with Guan Xi's weird singing, smiled softly, shook his head, and murmured: This little mentally handicapped boy.
20
The bathroom space is limited and two people cannot wash at the same time.
Guan Xi took a bath quickly, and when Wang Leshan went in, the brat disappeared as soon as he put on his clothes, leaving only a long series of laughter.
What are you silly about?
Wang Leshan was puzzled. After taking a shower and wiping his body, he realized that it was the towel that hadn't been washed.
Just being so happy for such a small thing, he behaved exactly the same as a troublesome brat after he made a prank. He has grown so big and tall in vain, and he hasn't fully grown up yet.
Although he didn't do what he said, Wang Leshan didn't get angry at all, and directly wiped his body with a towel before washing the towel.
Back in the office, Guan Xi was already lying flat, covered with a small blanket, sleeping with her eyes closed, her long eyelashes cast a shadow under her eyelids, like an oversized doll with a pink blingbling effect.
Wang Leshan gently opened another bed, placed it [-] centimeters away from Guanxi, and found a thick coat from the closet to put it on his stomach.
Just as he closed his eyes, there was a rustling sound from his back, followed by the sound of a hard object rubbing against the ground, even if the other party was careful, there would still be some movement.
What is he doing?
Wang Leshan closed his eyes and thought, the noise was fleeting, followed by a hot body.He immediately opened his eyes and pushed the person away.
"What are you doing!"
Pushing the bed over, Guan Xi, who merged into one, was extremely wronged: "I see you don't have a blanket to cover you, so..."
Wang Leshan interrupted him: "I have clothes, the same."
Guan Xi said with a bitter face: "But, but I can't sleep like this."
"Count the sheep!"
"It's useless." Guan Xi lamented, "I can't sleep without the piggy in my arms."
Wang Leshan turned and turned, rolled the clothes into a ball and stuffed them for him: "Hold it to sleep."
"Do you think I'm stupid!" Guan Xi looked at him in shock, "How can this be the same?"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Why is this different."
"It's hard, and not fluffy." Guan Xi completely started to play tricks, "Brother Shan, let me sleep next to you for the sake of giving you dumplings and setting off fireworks, so I really can't sleep. It's not like I didn't before We slept together, okay, okay."
"Speak well, don't be silly."
"Oh, please, Brother Shan, okay, I'll beat your back and give you a massage." With a change of fist, he grabbed Wang Leshan's arm and squeezed it, all the way down, and then squeezed his waist.
Wang Leshan dodged with both hands and feet, staring at Guan Xi.The latter was calm and raised his eyebrows, as if if you don't agree, I will "serve" you all night.
Wang Leshan is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of shameless people.
"Okay, you can only cling to someone, don't pick me up."
"okay!"
Guan Xi agreed simply, and the two slept back to back. After all, Wang Leshan was not a boy of twenty years old, and he seemed unable to hold on until now.
The slightly opened eyelids are getting closer and closer, slowly closing together, and coming together tightly.
In the mist, his chest and lower body were heavy, and someone hugged him tightly from behind.Wang Leshan wanted to open his eyes, but he couldn't. Tiredness bound him, and the hot body behind him hugged him.Evenly hot air sprayed on his exposed neck and ears, like a dog lying on the door of the heart, constantly wagging its tail, chatting about his heart.
The person sleeping on him was not honest at all, and his hands were touching him.
After resting enough, his consciousness gradually returned, Wang Leshan broke free from his fatigue and woke up, Guan Xi's hand was still groping while drawing circles.He tried to push away the person behind him, but failed, and was instead pushed by the opponent's lower body.
"Guanxi!!!"
All actions turned into a roar.
Guan Xi was pulled out of his sleep at once: "Ah? What are you doing?" He opened his eyes in a daze, and his hands still moved, just in time to hold Wang Leshan's important parts.
"..."
"..."
"Let go!"
"Hey hey, Brother Shan, you have an erection."
"You fucking let go!" Wang Leshan grabbed Guan Xi's hand and forcibly pulled it away.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, man, morning wood is a very normal phenomenon, it's strange if there is no reaction! You see, I have it too." Guan Xi said while pulling the blanket to give Wang Leshan his lower body.
"Who wants to see your morning erection!"
Guan Xi looked at him inexplicably and got angry: "Get angry?"
Wang Leshan jumped out of bed, turned around on the ground three times, pointed at him and asked, "Sleep well, what are you touching?"
"Hmm..." Guan Xi was at a loss for words, and with a smirk, he slowly told the truth, "I often sleep with a piggy in my arms, its tail is so funny."
Very good, I was hugged like a pig all night, and that part was even played with like a pig's tail.
Guan Xiaoxi, you are really good!
Wang Leshan was so angry that he kept nodding: "Go home."
Knowing that he was wrong, Guan Xi glanced out the window. It was just dawn, and it was almost seven o'clock. He said "Happy New Year" to Wang Leshan, and ran home.
Wang Leshan yelled behind him: "Lunch box!"
Guan Xi hurried back to fetch it again, and said with a smile like an idiot: "It's my brother Shan who has a good brain."
"roll roll roll!"
After he left, Wang Leshan sat on the edge of the bed, frowning and thinking about why he had a physiological reaction to a young girl who was controlling her heart pink and was about to cry a few times.
What's more exaggerated is yet to come, he tried hard to suppress the evil fire in his heart, but he failed in the end.
Resigned to his fate, he walked into the bathroom, and Wang Leshan licked his hair in the water. The moment the thick body fluid ejaculated, Guan Xiaoxi's face was all in his mind. He thought: Oops, I seem to be a little tempted.
On the other side, Guan Xi came home early in the morning, the house was quiet, no one was awake.He put the lunch box back to its original place, lay down on the sofa and continued to sleep.
Waking up again is painful.
Guan Xi tilted his head, screaming in pain, "Mom, let go! Let go!"
Zeng Yarou's strength remained undiminished, and she pinched her younger son's ear and asked, "Where did you fool around last night?"
Guan Xi said wrongly: "No! I went back to the apartment."
Zeng Yarou sneered: "You will go home when you return to the apartment? You can't get up even if the sun is shining on your butt!"
Zhizi Mo Ruoniang, Guan Xi smiled obsequiously: "Mom, you are so smart! Actually, I went to see a friend last night."
"Wine and meat friends?"
"No, no, no." Guan Xi kept waving his hands. Zeng Yarou hated his messy friends the most, "People's police! I met them last time when I was a volunteer."
The volunteer Guan Xi was often embarrassed in front of his family, Zeng Yarou stared at him, seeing that he didn't look like a liar, so he let him go.
"It's New Year's Eve, why do you go to see others?"
"He's on duty, how pitiful. No, I'll go to express my condolences."
"Where's the police?"
"It's from Yuecheng Branch."
The university that Guan Xi attended was indeed under the jurisdiction of the Yuecheng Branch. Zeng Yarou trusted him a little more, and changed the topic: "Last time I saw a post on Weibo of their branch that a person was stuck in the manhole. I laughed so hard, how could there be such a stupid person."
"..."
My mother was laughing so hard that Guan Xi was very hurt.
Zeng Yarou glanced at him strangely: "What expression do you have?"
"Mom, that's me! Can't you recognize me!"
The glorious deeds of Guan Xi were hyped up, and he swallowed the embarrassing past.But, damn, the shrewd Ms. Zeng Yarou didn't even recognize him!
Zeng Yarou has her own reasons: "The face is so pouty, how do I know it!"
"Can't you see my appearance? Am I my own? Xiaozheng is my own."
As soon as he curled his lips, Zeng Yarou knew what he wanted next.
"Don't cry! What a grown man! You poke half of your body into the well, and I can recognize the ghost!" Zeng Yarou changed the topic again, "If you have time to cry, why don't you help me find out, do you know that a thief broke into your house? "
What?
Guan Xi's expression froze: "What did you lose?"
Zeng Yarou frowned and said, "All the dumplings left over from last night are gone!"
"Ahahaha, what are you talking about?"
Guan Xi played sloppy, but the little nephew ran down from upstairs, and when he heard what grandma said, he said crisply: "I saw my little uncle secretly hiding all the dumplings in his clothes last night."
Die!Pig teammate is here!
Zeng Yarou stared at her, raised her leg and gave her younger son a kick: "I knew it was you!"
Guan Xi kept running and dodging, not letting her hit him.As he ran, he raised his eyebrows with a playful smile: "Mom, you don't understand this, you steal it! I even got coins. I'm the luckiest family this year. Hahahaha, you can't catch me!" ~"
Zeng Yarou rolled her eyes, how did she give birth to such an idiot son!
21
"The Yuecheng Branch is going to close down, and you're the only one?"
"Three days in a row, is there any humanity left!"
Wang Leshan was on shift for three consecutive days, and Guan Xi annoyed him for more than three days.From the [-]th to the [-]th of the New Year's Eve, I didn't miss a day.
"Congratulations on the holiday! What delicious food did you make at home?"
"What? Don't you go home for the New Year? Why are you making such a fuss?"
"If you don't say it, don't say it, what are you doing!"
"What delicious food do you eat at home alone, and show me a picture?"
"Come to my house for dinner on fifteenth. My mother heard that you are my savior, and she wants to repay you."
"I'm serious, are you embarrassed? Hahaha, don't be embarrassed, my family has outsiders who come to eat on New Year's Eve. Fifteen is nothing."
"Just my second brother's junior, named He Mu, who works in a flower shop. His parents have gone abroad for the New Year, so he's the only one at home. Do you think he's an outsider?"
"Hey, then it's settled!"
Guan Xi had to say all the words, and Wang Leshan hadn't agreed yet, so the matter was settled.
When meeting people for dinner, neither the time nor the location was mentioned, as if it was just a casual talk.
Wang Leshan thought so, on the fifteenth day, he still waited from morning to afternoon.
Sure enough, Guan Xi, who had been chattering in his ears all day, suddenly disappeared, and there was no way to send a single message.
Wang Leshan looked at the phone, thinking about whether to call and ask.
Forget it, don't ask, the other party's inadvertent polite words, it would be too ridiculous for him to take it seriously.
When it was almost four o'clock, Wang Leshan went out to buy vegetables without hope, and was dumbfounded when he opened the door.
Across the door, the people inside the door looked confused, and the people outside the door looked surprised.
Guan Xi maintained the posture of opening the door, and teased: "Hey, Brother Shan, we have a good understanding!"
Wang Leshan came back to his senses quickly: "Why are you here?"
"Today's Lantern Festival, I knew you would forget it!" Guan Xi shook the car key in his hand, with a rather smug expression, "Private car pick-up, how about it, is the salary high?"
Feeling like a roller coaster, Wang Leshan smiled after the ups and downs: "High."
Guan Xi's family is in a good condition. Wang Leshan knew it a long time ago. He thought that the Guan family bought a car as a New Year gift for him, but after getting in the car, he realized that it was not the case.
Guan Xi has taken the driver's license test since his full age, and now he can barely count as half an old driver.While driving, he said: "This is my second brother's car. He is in the flower shop. Let's pick him up first. By the way, I haven't introduced my family to you yet."
Sitting in the car, Wang Leshan suddenly had the illusion of going to see his parents.
Guan Xi used to be a lot of talkers, but he was suffocated at home during the holidays, and chatting on the mobile phone was not enough, so he couldn't catch a person, as if he wanted to make up for what he had missed in the past ten days, and introduced them in detail.
First, parents, then two older brothers, Li Zheng, nephews and nieces, all chattering all the way.Of course, the relationship between Li Zheng and Guan Shanhai was blurred by him. Although he didn't mind it, there was no guarantee that Wang Leshan would not accept it.
"My elder brother, he is good to everyone except for being a little fierce to me. You don't have to be afraid."
"Second brother Guan Shanhe, hey! Put on a dead face all day long, it's a mobile refrigerator, if you approach him in winter, be careful you will get frostbite!"
"I have pity on my niece Yanyan. It's not good to be like someone else, but to be like his father. She's not cute at all at such a young age. It's better for Shuang Chen to be like me, hahahaha."
Wang Leshan gave him a sideways glance, but didn't hit him.It's not good for him. He has the potential to be mentally retarded at a young age. What can I do? I don't know if early treatment will be effective.
While talking, the two of them had arrived in front of He Mu's flower shop.
Guan Xi sat in the car and called Guan Shanhe. After waiting for a long time, no one answered, and finally the tone became busy.
"What's the second brother doing? Why don't you pick it up?"
Tapping the steering wheel with his fingers, Guan Xi looked around, the temperature was cold in winter, and the door of the flower shop was locked, so he couldn't see clearly what was going on inside.
Guan Xi called again, but the result was the same. He opened the car door and said, "Brother Shan, wait for me, I will come as soon as I go."
Guanxi walked in a hurry, and in less than 10 minutes, came back in a hurry.
After getting in the car, he sat in the driver's seat, staring blankly at the front as if he had lost his soul.His eyes were empty, and he kept muttering: "Who am I? Where am I? What do I see?"
Wang Leshan called him, but Guan Xi turned a deaf ear, still muttering: "Illusion! No! It's a ghost upper body! It must be like this."
What are these?How come it has risen to the theory of ghosts and gods.
Wang Leshan was confused and called out his name loudly.
Guan Xi woke up suddenly, turned to him sideways, with a serious expression, and the words that came out of his mouth were indeed: "Slap me."
"???"
"It's heavy! I'm afraid I won't wake up!"
Take the initiative to fight?
Wang Leshan suspected that he was hallucinating: "What did you see just now?"
Guan Xi said solemnly: "My second brother is possessed by a ghost! I'm scared to death!"
These are some messy remarks, Wang Leshan stretched out his hand and slapped him: "Speak well!"
Guan Xi curled his mouth, his eyes flushed, as if he could squeeze out tears in the next second.
Wang Leshan shouted: "Don't cry!"
Guan Xi sniffed, covered his head and complained, "You hit me!"
"Didn't you ask me to hit you! What's the matter, tell me!"
Guan Xi reacted slowly, widened his eyes, and got very close: "The iceberg has melted!"
Wang Leshan pushed his face away, frowned and said: "If you have something to say, don't get so close."
Guan Xi let out an "oh" and quickly said, "My second brother with a dead face actually stole relatives!"
Just now Guan Xi said that his second brother is a divorcee, Wang Leshan didn't take it seriously: "This is not very good, second spring."
"But it's his junior who is stealing a kiss with a gentle face!!!"
junior.
Wang Leshan grasped the key words and asked, "What? Are you homophobic?"
"How could it be!" Guan Xi gave him an absolutely impossible look, "To tell you the truth, my eldest brother and Xiao Zheng are a couple, and they have already come out of the closet. Speaking of which, Xiao Zheng is considered a child bride?"
This news really surprised Wang Leshan, he never expected that Guan Shanhai and Li Zheng would have such a relationship.
"So, your concern is not that your second brother kissed a man?"
Guan Xi replied frankly: "Of course, the relationship between a man and a woman is not the same!"
Simple and rude, with Guan Xiaoxi's unique thinking, it can be understood even if it exists.
I will not change my thoughts because of the secular vision, and I will not shake my thoughts just because I support the minority. I will stand in the team of the majority and echo the opinions of others.
Guan Xi is Guan Xi, he can do whatever he wants, he won't twist around, and he doesn't need to guess his mind.Although he often does some ridiculous things, and often makes people call him mentally retarded, but he never hurts others.
Suddenly, Wang Leshan knew why he liked him. That pure heart is so precious in this complicated and troubled world.
Guan Xi, who didn't know that his image in Wang Leshan's mind had changed from 1.8 meters to [-] meters to [-] meters, was still thinking about it. He rubbed his arms and said with trembling emotion: "But that's my second brother! !!! He took the initiative to love his loved ones, and his eyes are so gentle, it's unbelievable!"
Wang Leshan curled his lips into a smile: "What's unbelievable about this, people have all kinds of emotions and six desires, and there are people they like. Otherwise, what happened to your former second sister-in-law?"
"The former second sister-in-law..." Guan Xi hesitated to speak, seemed to be in a dilemma, but also seemed unable to understand, "She and my second brother, I feel like playing a game to do a task, the achievement of getting married and having children has been achieved, the next one Mission - Divorce."
I have never seen marriage as a trifle, even so, but think about it in a different way.
Wang Leshan said: "In this case, your second brother probably has true love with his junior brother."
"Sure! No wonder he was asked to come during the Chinese New Year. I still said outsiders. I dared to hide my feelings for a long time! Tell me, why didn't he talk about it during the Chinese New Year?" One question came up, another question came up, and Guan Xi's conversation was sharp. Turn, "Should I tell my parents?"
"Don't!" The answer to this question came out of Wang Leshan's mouth.
"why?"
"If they want to announce it, they will naturally say it."
"But, why didn't you say it?" Guan Xi was very confused, "My family is very enlightened, look at Big Brother and Xiao Zheng."
"Maybe it's because they are worried that their parents can accept one but not the second."
"How is it possible!" This conclusion seems to be unreasonable to Guan Xi, he is unbelievably strong, "Second brother is a divorcee! He already has children, so why not be afraid."
Wang Leshan thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because your second brother hasn't succeeded yet? You also said just now that he is stealing a kiss."
After he instructed, Guan Xi suddenly became enlightened, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the truth was like this: "Ahahaha, I didn't expect my second brother to have a crush on someone, it's so funny! I feel so sorry for his junior, and I am liked by Bingshan."
For things that haven’t been decided yet, just like this to make a final conclusion here in Guanxi, Wang Leshan shook his head helplessly and amusedly, fearing that he would accidentally slip up, and added: "Parents say they can accept it, but it is actually for their children. Compromise, but it doesn't mean they are not sad. After all, it is very difficult for the older generation to accept their children's different sexual orientation."
These words were extremely sad, even Guan Xi could hear a trace of abnormality.
"Brother Shan, do you understand well? Anyone here?"
What should come will always come, Wang Leshan met his gaze calmly and nodded firmly.
Guan Xi froze, he was so witty, and he was right!
First, the eldest brother came out, then Xiaozheng got together with the eldest brother, then the divorced second brother suddenly fell in love with his junior, and now even Wang Leshan also likes men.
Guan Xi couldn't help but began to suspect that he might be the legendary "Wharf in Wanchai". He said, "So, why didn't you go home during the Chinese New Year?"
Wang Leshan nodded: "Yes."
"Why do you like men?"
"I don't know, when I found it, I liked it."
"So, you have a boyfriend?"
"It's been a long time since we broke up."
Guan Xixin said, let's do it if you have it, you didn't tell me last time.After thinking about it, I asked my girlfriend last time, and it was reasonable for her to answer the question poorly.
"What does it feel like to like a man? How is it different from liking a woman?"
"I've never liked a woman, how could I know!"
The most familiar people around him basically became base overnight.The eldest brother and the second brother gave him ten courages, but he didn't dare to go up and ask.Although Xiaozheng is good, but since he fell in love with his elder brother, his IQ is about to drop below the zero point, and he leaked about renting a house.
Then, only Wang Leshan is left.
Brother Shan?
Hello Shan!
Ever since Wang Leshan didn't always think about sending him to the prison, he either helped him with housework, saved his life, let him sleep in his arms, and so on.
Don't look at Police Officer Wang's big size, delicate mind, and good cooking. Adding all these together, Wang Leshan's status in Guan Xi's heart is soaring all the way!
Guan Xi looked at Wang Leshan radiantly, and the [-] whys mode had already been activated.
"Have you ever done it with a man? How did you do it? How does it feel?"
"Hey hey hey, is there any movie to lend me?"
"It's okay if you don't pick it up, let's watch it together! Show me the world, okay!"
"say something!"
"Brother Shan, look at me, look at me, don't pretend to be deaf!"
"Everyone is a man, so there is nothing to say."
Unfortunately, except for the first few questions, Wang Leshan ignored everything else.The mouth was tightly pursed, only a lip line was exposed, like a clam, it couldn't be pried open at all.
The phone rang suddenly, Guan Shanhe finally called back and asked him what was the matter.
Guan Xi said: "My second brother, do you finally remember to look at your phone? I have been waiting for you at the flower shop for a long time, come out soon!"
Stuffing the phone into his pocket, Wang Leshan remained the same and resisted tenaciously.
Guan Xi snorted and said, "Don't talk about falling down, I will know sooner or later!"
His gaze dropped to his lips.
Well, Guan Xi suddenly discovered that Police Officer Wang's mouth is quite beautiful.
22
"This is my second brother Guan Shanhe, and this is my roommate Wang Leshan."
After Guan Shanhe took the two little ones into the car, Guan Xi dutifully played the role of introducer.
Guan Shanhe nodded coldly: "Hello."
Sure enough, a dead face, a big iceberg.
If Guan Xi hadn't greeted him beforehand, Wang Leshan thought he had offended him, and replied "Hello", and the two of them would have nothing to say.
With a lollipop in his mouth, Guan Shuangchen waved his stubby little arms vigorously, declaring his presence: "Little uncle, there are me and my sister."
Guan Xi liked his little nephew very much, rubbed his little head, and said with a smile, "Introduce yourself."
Guan Shuangchen laughed before saying anything, and said innocently, "My name is Guan Shuangchen, and I'm Dad's son."
"If you don't mention your father's name, who knows who your father is." After educating her younger brother, Guan Yanyan raised the corner of her mouth and said calmly, "Guan Yanyan, Guan Shanhe's daughter."
"Hello." Wang Leshan smiled and introduced himself again in their sentence pattern, "Wang Leshan, a policeman.
"..."
You gossip like this, does your family know?
With big eyes and small eyes, the master car didn't move at all, Guan Xi was defeated.
From taking advantage of others to shooting himself in the foot, Guan Xi guessed to be No.1, he hesitated, and decided to tell the truth: "Actually..." He is not my girlfriend, but my roommate.
Before he finished speaking, Wang Leshan had already run out from the gate of the Yuecheng Sub-bureau.
With the eyes of my elder brother and master 1.0, he could see a man from a long distance away, and Guan Xi's hesitation to speak, he instantly understood.
"Oh, comrade, I understand." My brother and master, who have seen big scenes, even have slogans, "Support comrades, anti-discrimination! I wish you happiness."
Having said all this, what else can he say?
All the explanations were reduced to two words, Guan Xi smiled and nodded calmly: "Thank you."
Brother Master clenched his fist and said, "Come on."
Guan Xi replied "Come on", a bunch of question marks in my mind, I just came to see my roommate, what kind of fuel should I add?
My brother and master still didn't leave, and even got out of the car.
Guan Xi asked confusedly, "What are you doing?"
His elder brother and master pushed him forward, held up his lighter and said, "Run over there, and I will light it for you in a while." Under the dim streetlight, he winked and said, "When the atmosphere wraps around me, people will be lighter." It's up to you!"
The moment Guan Xi was pushed out, the purpose of coming had long since been forgotten, and only one thought was left: I am an old driver!
It would be a lie to say that he was not surprised, Wang Leshan took seven or eight steps to the branch, and Guan Xi ran over like a star.
The man's nose was red from the cold, street lamps and moonlight intertwined, sprinkled on the body as if coated with a layer of ethereal tulle.He stood in front of him, a few centimeters taller than him, grinning loudly, showing his white teeth, everything seemed extraordinarily unreal.
Even more unreal things are yet to come.
"噌噌" a few times, colorful fireworks scrambling to shoot into the sky.
It exploded with a "bang", drawing a colorful stroke.
The pitch-black sky instantly turned into daylight, and the fireworks all over the sky became the background of Guanxi.He stood there, not going anywhere, not looking anywhere, staring straight ahead at Wang Leshan, as if there were only two of them left in this world.
"Happy New Year!"
Wang Leshan was stunned and completely stunned.
Guan Xi anxiously asked, "What time is it?"
Wang Leshan didn't respond, Guan Xi asked again.
Wang Leshan, who had returned to his soul, looked at his phone quickly: "58 minutes past one."
"How many seconds?"
"21 seconds."
"58 minutes and 21 seconds at one o'clock." Guan Xi repeated the time completely, ran around in the sky full of fireworks, opened his arms, and said with a smile on his face, "This is my New Year's gift for you alone."
In an instant, Wang Leshan's steady heartbeat was completely disrupted.
19
"Am I good at teasing?"
After the fireworks burned out, Wang Leshan's beating heartbeat hadn't returned to normal, and a disturbing question suddenly popped out of Guan Xi's mouth, pulling him back to reality.
Guan Xi didn't care about his answer, and couldn't stop shaking his head and smacking his tongue: "Brother Shan, you said that I have good skills, why am I still a right-handed man? God is not fair! You didn't even give me a test partner."
What does it mean to be handsome for less than three seconds? This word is tailor-made for Guan Xi!
At this moment, Wang Leshan had the heart to strangle him to death, turned around and walked back, thinking with a dark face: Do you dare to love me as a training partner?
Guan Xi, who had finished lamenting his fate, suddenly saw his leaving back, chased after him with hands and feet, walked around in front of Wang Leshan, and walked backwards.
"Accident? Surprise? Touched?"
Guan Xi was full of complacency, smiling so much that his eyes and nose were squeezed together, he was very similar to the pink piggy he was hugging and sleeping, and swept away the short-term unhappiness just now.
Wang Leshan raised the corner of his mouth involuntarily: "Unexpected, pleasantly surprised, touched."
"Hey hey, there's something even more surprising to you!"
As he spoke, he dubbed his debut voice, opened the coat with a "swish", like a cloak, struggled twice in the air, and hung down due to gravity.
This posture properly exposes the madman's favorite, none of them.
Wang Leshan covered half of his eyes, but he couldn't see, but the other half could clearly see a big protrusion under the sweater, and he didn't know what was hidden.
When the decryption time came, Guan Xi lifted the sweater and took out a lunch box from it.
lunch box? ? ?
Wang Leshan's eyes widened suddenly, he could see the dumplings inside the ordinary transparent lunch box at a glance.
Guan Xi smiled and said, "How can you not eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?"
Wang Leshan was moved for ten seconds, and then...
"Do you know that there is a thing in this world called an insulated barrel?"
"I didn't find it!" Guan Xi curled his lips bitterly, and hummed, "I'm running out of time, I specially stole the dumplings made by my mother, so you can just make do with it."
"..."
It was still stolen.
Steal it from your own home.
After Wang Leshan digested the information, he bowed deeply at the foot of Guan Xi who seemed mentally retarded.
He opened the lid, and the dumplings inside had long been lumped together.
I also know that Guan Xi walked in a hurry. It must be that the dumplings were put together before they were cold. The little soup left on the skin became a catalyst. Guan Xi collided while running. It would be strange if it didn't happen.
Just now he told people to make do with it, but after seeing the true face of the dumplings, Guan Xi couldn't even put his mouth down.
"How did it become like this?" Guan Xi, who had never expected to become like this, scratched his head in disappointment, "Forget it, don't eat it, it's all batter."
"How can you not eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?" Wang Leshan refuted him with his own words, picked up the chopsticks, and ate with relish.
"How does it taste? I also wrapped a few."
Wang Leshan took a bite of a rotten dumpling: "Not bad." He picked up one, "This one is so ugly, you must have made it."
Guan Xi was very surprised: "It's all blurred like this, can you still see beauty and ugliness?"
Wang Leshan said inscrutablely: "You will not understand the police's observation and insight."
Guan Xi believed it was true, and praised sincerely: "Old policeman, it's just different."
Wang Leshan was very helpful and smiled back.Immediately afterwards, his teeth were gritted, and he spat on the lid of the lunch box and asked, "What?"
Guan Xi's eyes lit up, he picked out the coin, and wiped it off with a paper towel: "I said why no one got the coin tonight, I dare to steal it. Brother Shan, this year's luck for our family is all given to you, you Cherish it well."
Wang Leshan took the coin and held it in the palm of his hand, his nose was a little sore, the taste of the year that he hadn't experienced for so many years came back, and the care he hadn't had for so many years came from this little mentally handicapped man in front of him.
It was the first time that he, who had played the caring role for a long time, was being cared for.He took a deep breath, grasped his luck for the coming year, and tried to calm himself down: "Got it."
On the opposite side, Guan Xi held his chin and watched him eat with a smile. For the first time, Wang Leshan found that this little mentally handicapped person was a little likable.
After the dumplings are finished, the hour hand is almost pointing to three.
Guanxi Sleepyhead was on top, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's so late, I can't even get a taxi, so I won't go back. Do you have a place to sleep here?"
"Have."
Almost everyone in the office has a folding bed, which can be used in the office during the lunch break, and can also be used occasionally on duty.
When Wang Leshan bought it, his hands shook a little, he ordered two, and only found out when he received the goods.
In line with the principle that the quality of this bed is not good, I have kept a spare, and have not returned it.
It turned out that this bed was the Nokia in the bed, so far there is nothing wrong with it, the other bed was all dusty, and it finally came in handy.
Seeing him laying the bed flat, Guan Xi was about to go to bed.
The makeshift bed in the office is different from that at home. Wang Leshan only left a small blanket in the office, mainly to cover his stomach to prevent colds.
Wang Leshan raised his hand to block him: "Go to the shower, sweat all over."
"If you don't take off your clothes to sleep, why take a bath?"
Wang Leshan wrinkled his nose: "Sweat sticks to the body and it's uncomfortable. It's not clean. What if I catch a cold? Although there is heating, the body temperature drops when I sleep. When the time comes..."
"Okay, okay, stop!" Seeing that he was about to turn on the old lady mode, Guan Xi quickly raised his hands in surrender, "Where is the bathroom?"
The police station has its own staff gym, and the bathroom is next to the gym. After entering, Guan Xi stretched out his hand: "Towel."
Wang Leshan said, "No."
"And yours?"
"You use mine?"
"Otherwise? Wipe it with paper?"
Wang Leshan paused, thinking about the feasibility of this matter seriously.
Guan Xi finally experienced the feeling of seeing another mother's mental retardation: "Don't think about it! Towel, give me yours quickly, we have lived for so long, we eat together every day, and even exchanged saliva countless times. What a shame."
Even so, Wang Leshan always felt weird when Guan Xi came out of his mouth, as if they had kissed countless times.
Guan Xi was sleepy to death, Wang Leshan forced him to take a bath, and he still struggled with this and hesitated there.
Usually a very straightforward person who loves being a mother-in-law on weird things.
Guan Xi couldn't wait, and began to take off his clothes: "I'll wash it first, you always take it slowly."
Wang Leshan raised his head again, and Guan Xi took off his upper body: "Oh, wait..." and then take off.
The two unspoken words disappeared from his mouth, and the chest of the person in front of him was flushed.
Seeing him suddenly froze, Guan Xi followed his gaze to look at her chest: "Huh?" He was stunned for a moment, Shaoqing came back to his senses, "Hey, the lunch box is hot."
Wang Leshan knew it when he saw it: "You are stupid, don't you know it hurts?"
Guan Xi rubbed his chest: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all."
Wang Leshan stared straight at him without saying a word, he didn't know how to say he was stupid and lacked common sense, the colleague felt a burst of irony again, this is too abnormal, how many times has this happened tonight?
Monk Zhang Er Guanxi couldn't figure it out, so he had to touch the hot red area boredly, feel it and smack it to feel the smell. He compared his hands on his chest and said excitedly: "Brother Shan, look, does this look like a heart?"
Bixin's hand imitated the beating of the heart. After a while, Guan Xi said with a playful smile: "Compare Heart, Brother Shan, I've been comparing you for so long, you should give me one."
"I can't take a shower anymore!" Wang Leshan pushed him into the bathroom, opened the cabinet, and threw his towel out without hesitation, "Wash it for me."
"Hey, you Virgo!"
Outside the bathroom, Wang Leshan listened to the sound of rushing water combined with Guan Xi's weird singing, smiled softly, shook his head, and murmured: This little mentally handicapped boy.
20
The bathroom space is limited and two people cannot wash at the same time.
Guan Xi took a bath quickly, and when Wang Leshan went in, the brat disappeared as soon as he put on his clothes, leaving only a long series of laughter.
What are you silly about?
Wang Leshan was puzzled. After taking a shower and wiping his body, he realized that it was the towel that hadn't been washed.
Just being so happy for such a small thing, he behaved exactly the same as a troublesome brat after he made a prank. He has grown so big and tall in vain, and he hasn't fully grown up yet.
Although he didn't do what he said, Wang Leshan didn't get angry at all, and directly wiped his body with a towel before washing the towel.
Back in the office, Guan Xi was already lying flat, covered with a small blanket, sleeping with her eyes closed, her long eyelashes cast a shadow under her eyelids, like an oversized doll with a pink blingbling effect.
Wang Leshan gently opened another bed, placed it [-] centimeters away from Guanxi, and found a thick coat from the closet to put it on his stomach.
Just as he closed his eyes, there was a rustling sound from his back, followed by the sound of a hard object rubbing against the ground, even if the other party was careful, there would still be some movement.
What is he doing?
Wang Leshan closed his eyes and thought, the noise was fleeting, followed by a hot body.He immediately opened his eyes and pushed the person away.
"What are you doing!"
Pushing the bed over, Guan Xi, who merged into one, was extremely wronged: "I see you don't have a blanket to cover you, so..."
Wang Leshan interrupted him: "I have clothes, the same."
Guan Xi said with a bitter face: "But, but I can't sleep like this."
"Count the sheep!"
"It's useless." Guan Xi lamented, "I can't sleep without the piggy in my arms."
Wang Leshan turned and turned, rolled the clothes into a ball and stuffed them for him: "Hold it to sleep."
"Do you think I'm stupid!" Guan Xi looked at him in shock, "How can this be the same?"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Why is this different."
"It's hard, and not fluffy." Guan Xi completely started to play tricks, "Brother Shan, let me sleep next to you for the sake of giving you dumplings and setting off fireworks, so I really can't sleep. It's not like I didn't before We slept together, okay, okay."
"Speak well, don't be silly."
"Oh, please, Brother Shan, okay, I'll beat your back and give you a massage." With a change of fist, he grabbed Wang Leshan's arm and squeezed it, all the way down, and then squeezed his waist.
Wang Leshan dodged with both hands and feet, staring at Guan Xi.The latter was calm and raised his eyebrows, as if if you don't agree, I will "serve" you all night.
Wang Leshan is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of shameless people.
"Okay, you can only cling to someone, don't pick me up."
"okay!"
Guan Xi agreed simply, and the two slept back to back. After all, Wang Leshan was not a boy of twenty years old, and he seemed unable to hold on until now.
The slightly opened eyelids are getting closer and closer, slowly closing together, and coming together tightly.
In the mist, his chest and lower body were heavy, and someone hugged him tightly from behind.Wang Leshan wanted to open his eyes, but he couldn't. Tiredness bound him, and the hot body behind him hugged him.Evenly hot air sprayed on his exposed neck and ears, like a dog lying on the door of the heart, constantly wagging its tail, chatting about his heart.
The person sleeping on him was not honest at all, and his hands were touching him.
After resting enough, his consciousness gradually returned, Wang Leshan broke free from his fatigue and woke up, Guan Xi's hand was still groping while drawing circles.He tried to push away the person behind him, but failed, and was instead pushed by the opponent's lower body.
"Guanxi!!!"
All actions turned into a roar.
Guan Xi was pulled out of his sleep at once: "Ah? What are you doing?" He opened his eyes in a daze, and his hands still moved, just in time to hold Wang Leshan's important parts.
"..."
"..."
"Let go!"
"Hey hey, Brother Shan, you have an erection."
"You fucking let go!" Wang Leshan grabbed Guan Xi's hand and forcibly pulled it away.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, man, morning wood is a very normal phenomenon, it's strange if there is no reaction! You see, I have it too." Guan Xi said while pulling the blanket to give Wang Leshan his lower body.
"Who wants to see your morning erection!"
Guan Xi looked at him inexplicably and got angry: "Get angry?"
Wang Leshan jumped out of bed, turned around on the ground three times, pointed at him and asked, "Sleep well, what are you touching?"
"Hmm..." Guan Xi was at a loss for words, and with a smirk, he slowly told the truth, "I often sleep with a piggy in my arms, its tail is so funny."
Very good, I was hugged like a pig all night, and that part was even played with like a pig's tail.
Guan Xiaoxi, you are really good!
Wang Leshan was so angry that he kept nodding: "Go home."
Knowing that he was wrong, Guan Xi glanced out the window. It was just dawn, and it was almost seven o'clock. He said "Happy New Year" to Wang Leshan, and ran home.
Wang Leshan yelled behind him: "Lunch box!"
Guan Xi hurried back to fetch it again, and said with a smile like an idiot: "It's my brother Shan who has a good brain."
"roll roll roll!"
After he left, Wang Leshan sat on the edge of the bed, frowning and thinking about why he had a physiological reaction to a young girl who was controlling her heart pink and was about to cry a few times.
What's more exaggerated is yet to come, he tried hard to suppress the evil fire in his heart, but he failed in the end.
Resigned to his fate, he walked into the bathroom, and Wang Leshan licked his hair in the water. The moment the thick body fluid ejaculated, Guan Xiaoxi's face was all in his mind. He thought: Oops, I seem to be a little tempted.
On the other side, Guan Xi came home early in the morning, the house was quiet, no one was awake.He put the lunch box back to its original place, lay down on the sofa and continued to sleep.
Waking up again is painful.
Guan Xi tilted his head, screaming in pain, "Mom, let go! Let go!"
Zeng Yarou's strength remained undiminished, and she pinched her younger son's ear and asked, "Where did you fool around last night?"
Guan Xi said wrongly: "No! I went back to the apartment."
Zeng Yarou sneered: "You will go home when you return to the apartment? You can't get up even if the sun is shining on your butt!"
Zhizi Mo Ruoniang, Guan Xi smiled obsequiously: "Mom, you are so smart! Actually, I went to see a friend last night."
"Wine and meat friends?"
"No, no, no." Guan Xi kept waving his hands. Zeng Yarou hated his messy friends the most, "People's police! I met them last time when I was a volunteer."
The volunteer Guan Xi was often embarrassed in front of his family, Zeng Yarou stared at him, seeing that he didn't look like a liar, so he let him go.
"It's New Year's Eve, why do you go to see others?"
"He's on duty, how pitiful. No, I'll go to express my condolences."
"Where's the police?"
"It's from Yuecheng Branch."
The university that Guan Xi attended was indeed under the jurisdiction of the Yuecheng Branch. Zeng Yarou trusted him a little more, and changed the topic: "Last time I saw a post on Weibo of their branch that a person was stuck in the manhole. I laughed so hard, how could there be such a stupid person."
"..."
My mother was laughing so hard that Guan Xi was very hurt.
Zeng Yarou glanced at him strangely: "What expression do you have?"
"Mom, that's me! Can't you recognize me!"
The glorious deeds of Guan Xi were hyped up, and he swallowed the embarrassing past.But, damn, the shrewd Ms. Zeng Yarou didn't even recognize him!
Zeng Yarou has her own reasons: "The face is so pouty, how do I know it!"
"Can't you see my appearance? Am I my own? Xiaozheng is my own."
As soon as he curled his lips, Zeng Yarou knew what he wanted next.
"Don't cry! What a grown man! You poke half of your body into the well, and I can recognize the ghost!" Zeng Yarou changed the topic again, "If you have time to cry, why don't you help me find out, do you know that a thief broke into your house? "
What?
Guan Xi's expression froze: "What did you lose?"
Zeng Yarou frowned and said, "All the dumplings left over from last night are gone!"
"Ahahaha, what are you talking about?"
Guan Xi played sloppy, but the little nephew ran down from upstairs, and when he heard what grandma said, he said crisply: "I saw my little uncle secretly hiding all the dumplings in his clothes last night."
Die!Pig teammate is here!
Zeng Yarou stared at her, raised her leg and gave her younger son a kick: "I knew it was you!"
Guan Xi kept running and dodging, not letting her hit him.As he ran, he raised his eyebrows with a playful smile: "Mom, you don't understand this, you steal it! I even got coins. I'm the luckiest family this year. Hahahaha, you can't catch me!" ~"
Zeng Yarou rolled her eyes, how did she give birth to such an idiot son!
21
"The Yuecheng Branch is going to close down, and you're the only one?"
"Three days in a row, is there any humanity left!"
Wang Leshan was on shift for three consecutive days, and Guan Xi annoyed him for more than three days.From the [-]th to the [-]th of the New Year's Eve, I didn't miss a day.
"Congratulations on the holiday! What delicious food did you make at home?"
"What? Don't you go home for the New Year? Why are you making such a fuss?"
"If you don't say it, don't say it, what are you doing!"
"What delicious food do you eat at home alone, and show me a picture?"
"Come to my house for dinner on fifteenth. My mother heard that you are my savior, and she wants to repay you."
"I'm serious, are you embarrassed? Hahaha, don't be embarrassed, my family has outsiders who come to eat on New Year's Eve. Fifteen is nothing."
"Just my second brother's junior, named He Mu, who works in a flower shop. His parents have gone abroad for the New Year, so he's the only one at home. Do you think he's an outsider?"
"Hey, then it's settled!"
Guan Xi had to say all the words, and Wang Leshan hadn't agreed yet, so the matter was settled.
When meeting people for dinner, neither the time nor the location was mentioned, as if it was just a casual talk.
Wang Leshan thought so, on the fifteenth day, he still waited from morning to afternoon.
Sure enough, Guan Xi, who had been chattering in his ears all day, suddenly disappeared, and there was no way to send a single message.
Wang Leshan looked at the phone, thinking about whether to call and ask.
Forget it, don't ask, the other party's inadvertent polite words, it would be too ridiculous for him to take it seriously.
When it was almost four o'clock, Wang Leshan went out to buy vegetables without hope, and was dumbfounded when he opened the door.
Across the door, the people inside the door looked confused, and the people outside the door looked surprised.
Guan Xi maintained the posture of opening the door, and teased: "Hey, Brother Shan, we have a good understanding!"
Wang Leshan came back to his senses quickly: "Why are you here?"
"Today's Lantern Festival, I knew you would forget it!" Guan Xi shook the car key in his hand, with a rather smug expression, "Private car pick-up, how about it, is the salary high?"
Feeling like a roller coaster, Wang Leshan smiled after the ups and downs: "High."
Guan Xi's family is in a good condition. Wang Leshan knew it a long time ago. He thought that the Guan family bought a car as a New Year gift for him, but after getting in the car, he realized that it was not the case.
Guan Xi has taken the driver's license test since his full age, and now he can barely count as half an old driver.While driving, he said: "This is my second brother's car. He is in the flower shop. Let's pick him up first. By the way, I haven't introduced my family to you yet."
Sitting in the car, Wang Leshan suddenly had the illusion of going to see his parents.
Guan Xi used to be a lot of talkers, but he was suffocated at home during the holidays, and chatting on the mobile phone was not enough, so he couldn't catch a person, as if he wanted to make up for what he had missed in the past ten days, and introduced them in detail.
First, parents, then two older brothers, Li Zheng, nephews and nieces, all chattering all the way.Of course, the relationship between Li Zheng and Guan Shanhai was blurred by him. Although he didn't mind it, there was no guarantee that Wang Leshan would not accept it.
"My elder brother, he is good to everyone except for being a little fierce to me. You don't have to be afraid."
"Second brother Guan Shanhe, hey! Put on a dead face all day long, it's a mobile refrigerator, if you approach him in winter, be careful you will get frostbite!"
"I have pity on my niece Yanyan. It's not good to be like someone else, but to be like his father. She's not cute at all at such a young age. It's better for Shuang Chen to be like me, hahahaha."
Wang Leshan gave him a sideways glance, but didn't hit him.It's not good for him. He has the potential to be mentally retarded at a young age. What can I do? I don't know if early treatment will be effective.
While talking, the two of them had arrived in front of He Mu's flower shop.
Guan Xi sat in the car and called Guan Shanhe. After waiting for a long time, no one answered, and finally the tone became busy.
"What's the second brother doing? Why don't you pick it up?"
Tapping the steering wheel with his fingers, Guan Xi looked around, the temperature was cold in winter, and the door of the flower shop was locked, so he couldn't see clearly what was going on inside.
Guan Xi called again, but the result was the same. He opened the car door and said, "Brother Shan, wait for me, I will come as soon as I go."
Guanxi walked in a hurry, and in less than 10 minutes, came back in a hurry.
After getting in the car, he sat in the driver's seat, staring blankly at the front as if he had lost his soul.His eyes were empty, and he kept muttering: "Who am I? Where am I? What do I see?"
Wang Leshan called him, but Guan Xi turned a deaf ear, still muttering: "Illusion! No! It's a ghost upper body! It must be like this."
What are these?How come it has risen to the theory of ghosts and gods.
Wang Leshan was confused and called out his name loudly.
Guan Xi woke up suddenly, turned to him sideways, with a serious expression, and the words that came out of his mouth were indeed: "Slap me."
"???"
"It's heavy! I'm afraid I won't wake up!"
Take the initiative to fight?
Wang Leshan suspected that he was hallucinating: "What did you see just now?"
Guan Xi said solemnly: "My second brother is possessed by a ghost! I'm scared to death!"
These are some messy remarks, Wang Leshan stretched out his hand and slapped him: "Speak well!"
Guan Xi curled his mouth, his eyes flushed, as if he could squeeze out tears in the next second.
Wang Leshan shouted: "Don't cry!"
Guan Xi sniffed, covered his head and complained, "You hit me!"
"Didn't you ask me to hit you! What's the matter, tell me!"
Guan Xi reacted slowly, widened his eyes, and got very close: "The iceberg has melted!"
Wang Leshan pushed his face away, frowned and said: "If you have something to say, don't get so close."
Guan Xi let out an "oh" and quickly said, "My second brother with a dead face actually stole relatives!"
Just now Guan Xi said that his second brother is a divorcee, Wang Leshan didn't take it seriously: "This is not very good, second spring."
"But it's his junior who is stealing a kiss with a gentle face!!!"
junior.
Wang Leshan grasped the key words and asked, "What? Are you homophobic?"
"How could it be!" Guan Xi gave him an absolutely impossible look, "To tell you the truth, my eldest brother and Xiao Zheng are a couple, and they have already come out of the closet. Speaking of which, Xiao Zheng is considered a child bride?"
This news really surprised Wang Leshan, he never expected that Guan Shanhai and Li Zheng would have such a relationship.
"So, your concern is not that your second brother kissed a man?"
Guan Xi replied frankly: "Of course, the relationship between a man and a woman is not the same!"
Simple and rude, with Guan Xiaoxi's unique thinking, it can be understood even if it exists.
I will not change my thoughts because of the secular vision, and I will not shake my thoughts just because I support the minority. I will stand in the team of the majority and echo the opinions of others.
Guan Xi is Guan Xi, he can do whatever he wants, he won't twist around, and he doesn't need to guess his mind.Although he often does some ridiculous things, and often makes people call him mentally retarded, but he never hurts others.
Suddenly, Wang Leshan knew why he liked him. That pure heart is so precious in this complicated and troubled world.
Guan Xi, who didn't know that his image in Wang Leshan's mind had changed from 1.8 meters to [-] meters to [-] meters, was still thinking about it. He rubbed his arms and said with trembling emotion: "But that's my second brother! !!! He took the initiative to love his loved ones, and his eyes are so gentle, it's unbelievable!"
Wang Leshan curled his lips into a smile: "What's unbelievable about this, people have all kinds of emotions and six desires, and there are people they like. Otherwise, what happened to your former second sister-in-law?"
"The former second sister-in-law..." Guan Xi hesitated to speak, seemed to be in a dilemma, but also seemed unable to understand, "She and my second brother, I feel like playing a game to do a task, the achievement of getting married and having children has been achieved, the next one Mission - Divorce."
I have never seen marriage as a trifle, even so, but think about it in a different way.
Wang Leshan said: "In this case, your second brother probably has true love with his junior brother."
"Sure! No wonder he was asked to come during the Chinese New Year. I still said outsiders. I dared to hide my feelings for a long time! Tell me, why didn't he talk about it during the Chinese New Year?" One question came up, another question came up, and Guan Xi's conversation was sharp. Turn, "Should I tell my parents?"
"Don't!" The answer to this question came out of Wang Leshan's mouth.
"why?"
"If they want to announce it, they will naturally say it."
"But, why didn't you say it?" Guan Xi was very confused, "My family is very enlightened, look at Big Brother and Xiao Zheng."
"Maybe it's because they are worried that their parents can accept one but not the second."
"How is it possible!" This conclusion seems to be unreasonable to Guan Xi, he is unbelievably strong, "Second brother is a divorcee! He already has children, so why not be afraid."
Wang Leshan thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because your second brother hasn't succeeded yet? You also said just now that he is stealing a kiss."
After he instructed, Guan Xi suddenly became enlightened, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the truth was like this: "Ahahaha, I didn't expect my second brother to have a crush on someone, it's so funny! I feel so sorry for his junior, and I am liked by Bingshan."
For things that haven’t been decided yet, just like this to make a final conclusion here in Guanxi, Wang Leshan shook his head helplessly and amusedly, fearing that he would accidentally slip up, and added: "Parents say they can accept it, but it is actually for their children. Compromise, but it doesn't mean they are not sad. After all, it is very difficult for the older generation to accept their children's different sexual orientation."
These words were extremely sad, even Guan Xi could hear a trace of abnormality.
"Brother Shan, do you understand well? Anyone here?"
What should come will always come, Wang Leshan met his gaze calmly and nodded firmly.
Guan Xi froze, he was so witty, and he was right!
First, the eldest brother came out, then Xiaozheng got together with the eldest brother, then the divorced second brother suddenly fell in love with his junior, and now even Wang Leshan also likes men.
Guan Xi couldn't help but began to suspect that he might be the legendary "Wharf in Wanchai". He said, "So, why didn't you go home during the Chinese New Year?"
Wang Leshan nodded: "Yes."
"Why do you like men?"
"I don't know, when I found it, I liked it."
"So, you have a boyfriend?"
"It's been a long time since we broke up."
Guan Xixin said, let's do it if you have it, you didn't tell me last time.After thinking about it, I asked my girlfriend last time, and it was reasonable for her to answer the question poorly.
"What does it feel like to like a man? How is it different from liking a woman?"
"I've never liked a woman, how could I know!"
The most familiar people around him basically became base overnight.The eldest brother and the second brother gave him ten courages, but he didn't dare to go up and ask.Although Xiaozheng is good, but since he fell in love with his elder brother, his IQ is about to drop below the zero point, and he leaked about renting a house.
Then, only Wang Leshan is left.
Brother Shan?
Hello Shan!
Ever since Wang Leshan didn't always think about sending him to the prison, he either helped him with housework, saved his life, let him sleep in his arms, and so on.
Don't look at Police Officer Wang's big size, delicate mind, and good cooking. Adding all these together, Wang Leshan's status in Guan Xi's heart is soaring all the way!
Guan Xi looked at Wang Leshan radiantly, and the [-] whys mode had already been activated.
"Have you ever done it with a man? How did you do it? How does it feel?"
"Hey hey hey, is there any movie to lend me?"
"It's okay if you don't pick it up, let's watch it together! Show me the world, okay!"
"say something!"
"Brother Shan, look at me, look at me, don't pretend to be deaf!"
"Everyone is a man, so there is nothing to say."
Unfortunately, except for the first few questions, Wang Leshan ignored everything else.The mouth was tightly pursed, only a lip line was exposed, like a clam, it couldn't be pried open at all.
The phone rang suddenly, Guan Shanhe finally called back and asked him what was the matter.
Guan Xi said: "My second brother, do you finally remember to look at your phone? I have been waiting for you at the flower shop for a long time, come out soon!"
Stuffing the phone into his pocket, Wang Leshan remained the same and resisted tenaciously.
Guan Xi snorted and said, "Don't talk about falling down, I will know sooner or later!"
His gaze dropped to his lips.
Well, Guan Xi suddenly discovered that Police Officer Wang's mouth is quite beautiful.
22
"This is my second brother Guan Shanhe, and this is my roommate Wang Leshan."
After Guan Shanhe took the two little ones into the car, Guan Xi dutifully played the role of introducer.
Guan Shanhe nodded coldly: "Hello."
Sure enough, a dead face, a big iceberg.
If Guan Xi hadn't greeted him beforehand, Wang Leshan thought he had offended him, and replied "Hello", and the two of them would have nothing to say.
With a lollipop in his mouth, Guan Shuangchen waved his stubby little arms vigorously, declaring his presence: "Little uncle, there are me and my sister."
Guan Xi liked his little nephew very much, rubbed his little head, and said with a smile, "Introduce yourself."
Guan Shuangchen laughed before saying anything, and said innocently, "My name is Guan Shuangchen, and I'm Dad's son."
"If you don't mention your father's name, who knows who your father is." After educating her younger brother, Guan Yanyan raised the corner of her mouth and said calmly, "Guan Yanyan, Guan Shanhe's daughter."
"Hello." Wang Leshan smiled and introduced himself again in their sentence pattern, "Wang Leshan, a policeman.
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