My second-rate roommate said he liked me one day

Aged, not just a child.

Looking after the child, Wang Leshan saw a familiar figure among a bunch of figures when he came to the display cabinet.

It wouldn't be so coincidental.

He put down his chopsticks and walked quickly to the display cabinet.

The same figure, the same scratches.

A brook, Guanxi.

On the TV, the camera suddenly showed a close-up of Ke Fuhan's face. Wang Leshan felt a dull pain in his head when he watched all this. What kind of evil fate is this?

10

After chatting with the idol, Guan Xi cheerfully came to return the phone, and patted Wang Leshan's right shoulder from behind.

Wang Leshan turned his head to the right, but saw no one.

"Return to the police." A smug laugh came from the left, Guan Xi pouted, "I'm envious! These are all my treasures."

Wang Leshan nodded perfunctorily and turned to leave.

Guan Xi hooked his arm and pulled him back.

Wang Leshan was caught off guard and staggered into him.

Guan Xi took advantage of the situation and tightened his arms, as men often fight, with their heads facing each other, there is a bit of a brotherly attitude.

Through the glass mirror, Guan Xi clicked on the figure that he had just received from Wang Leshan: "This is the one I am most proud of! You don't know how much effort I have spent on him..."

Wang Leshan was quite uncomfortable being hugged. He brushed his arm away from his neck. He had no interest in the crap about the owner of the arm. Besides, he already knew it well. In 1 minute, the topic was easily pulled away.

Guan Xi has never had the same self-consciousness as cooking and washing dishes. After the meal, he patted his belly like a master and sat on the sofa to relax.

Wang Leshan cleaned up the dining table and kitchen quickly, and went back to catch up on sleep.

Although the two lived under the same roof, their living habits were different, and the intersection was very limited.

Wang Leshan woke up in the afternoon, and there was no sign of Guan Xi at home, and he didn't come to eat at night, and he didn't see the young master until he fell asleep.

The next morning, when I went to work, I saw two flying sneakers at the door of the shoe cabinet, and one flew out of the floor mat.

Wang Leshan bent down, picked up the shoe, arranged the scattered shoes side by side, and was about to go out, when Guan Xi came out of the bedroom with his waist stretched out, and after looking at him, he was obviously taken aback for a moment.

"Going to work?" Guan Xi yawned and asked, but he didn't dare to look at him.

Wang Leshan responded, "What time did you come back last night?"

"One o'clock? 01:30? Can't remember."

After staying up all day and night like this, there is no dark circle under the eyes at all. It's good to be young.

Wang Leshan sighed in his heart and said, "Let's go."

The Guanxi chick, who was almost standing and falling asleep, nodded like pecking at rice, cast a cautious and tentative peripheral vision along the sound source while half asleep, and added a very obedient sentence: "Be careful."

Wang Leshan's two eyebrows were raised unexpectedly, and he thought it was incredible that the words came out of Guan Xikou, especially what seemed to be contained in those words was not concern, but rather... a gesture of goodwill?

No, what is he showing me, I must be wrong.

Spending a week without seeing each other in this way can be regarded as another level of harmony and friendship.

The damn troublesome meeting was finally over, and the Yuecheng Branch, which had been busy for nearly a month, finally ushered in a short break.

The team led by Wang Leshan has not sat in the office so carefree for a long time, recording lists, writing reports, and making jokes.

I don't know who started it, but when it comes to the official Weibo of the Yuecheng Branch some time ago, a Weibo that reposted a lottery.

The reason was that last year's Yuecheng branch's performance appraisal at the end of the year was delayed by publicity. Director Yang, who was in charge of the office, took a fancy to the online platform, and asked Dalin, who was in charge of publicity in the office, to organize a forwarding lottery on Weibo, and joined forces with the fire brigade and the traffic police brigade.

The prizes are a one-day experience of civilian police, traffic police and firefighting, and those who are selected can choose which one-day experience.

Bureau Yang's original intention was good. It not only brought the relationship between the police and the people closer, but also let the common people know that the public security work is not easy, and it also achieved the effect of publicity.However, how many people are willing to experience it?

Dalin's persuasion was ineffective, so he could only post on Weibo bitterly.

As soon as this Weibo was posted, colleagues from the Yuecheng Branch secretly created a WeChat group, and it would be miserable if the amount of forwarding was suppressed in the group.

In the first few days, the number of reposts was really bad. After being reposted by several big Vs, the number of reposts gradually increased.But among them, I am afraid that there are not many people who really want to experience it. Most of them are boring forwarders who want to see how good they are and can be selected.

Some people even forwarded it and said: If I am elected, I will copy the criminal law again.

With this attitude, can the event be run well?

Most people had no hope for this activity. Last week when the draw time came, Dalin, as the manager of the official Weibo of the Yuecheng Branch, began to announce the results of the draw.

Three kinds of experiences, each with eight experiencers, and 24 "lucky ones" were born after a while.

Regardless of whether the people who were drawn were sincerely willing to come, in the past few days, 21 people contacted Dalin one after another, which surprised everyone.

After listening to the report, Director Yang felt that the results were good, so he called the person in charge of the office and asked them to make arrangements. The experience activities will be held next week. When the time comes, they will take photos and cameras to keep up, so that they can write reports as soon as possible. Online, WeChat, print media, TV stations, wherever you can post it.This novel activity, one cast one accurate.

Dalin kindly reminded him: "Leader, there are still three people who haven't been contacted yet."

Yang Ju smiled slightly: "I believe in your ability to work."

Da Lin Xin said: It's useless for you to believe, but I don't fucking believe it!

So he asked everyone in the WeChat group for help, what should he do.

Er Bao sat on the chair backwards, with his arms hugging the back of the chair, and his chin resting on his arms: "You say, are those three pretending to be dead, or did they really not see it?"

Officer Xiao Huang said: "It doesn't matter what kind they are, the key is when people come."

A college student from the new branch said: "We just can't come, and we can't use the police force to find someone. Although it's easy, it's too..."

He didn't finish his sentence, everyone understood, and nodded so that he didn't have to continue talking.

Er Bao grinned, and came up with a bad idea: "There are so many people in the bureau, let's find a few top packs."

Wang Leshan glanced at him and said, "You're an idiot for Director Yang. You don't know anyone under him. Even if he doesn't recognize him, if he is recognized by netizens and posted on the Internet, you will be criticized."

When all the people present thought of Ju Yang's lip service, they couldn't help but shuddered together, stunned and let the heating in the office fail for a moment.

Someone made a note: "If you don't look for your own people, look for foreign aid."

"Hey hey hey! Another person replied, please watch the group, Dalin just posted."

Wang Leshan opened WeChat and saw that there were thousands of unread messages.There are many people in the bureau, and the frequency is amazing. On the day he was pulled into the group, he was set not to be reminded.On the other hand, the work group with a leader is as quiet as a chicken, and no one makes a sound except for official business.

A group of people in the office sat together, flipping through the chat records, bragging.

Wang Leshan didn't have time to look at it from the beginning, so he turned from the bottom to the top.

Someone asked Dalin how he found him. Dalin @a colleague posted a thank you emoji and said, "It's his brother-in-law!"

Following Dalin, another screenshot was thrown out, on which two Weibo names were circled by the drawing software.

Dalin said: "Almighty colleagues, these two don't reply to me alive or dead, and they haven't updated their Weibo. Take a look, do you know anyone? If I can't find anyone, I can only face the danger of being beheaded." Go catch the strong man."

After the expression of kneeling and thanking, he patted all kinds of crying expressions.

Wang Leshan clicked on the picture and saw a familiar name in the circle - a small stream.

In order to prevent the duplication of names, Wang Leshan specially opened the Weibo that was not used once in ten days and half a month, and clicked on the Weibo of the winner.All the words hahaha came to the face, so that people who saw it almost didn't recognize the word.

Further down is the crazy forwarding of the lottery.

Wang Leshan almost went crazy after reading more than [-] articles, so he went directly to the photo album.

Well, the familiar hand-made showcase, the familiar drunkenness, the familiar face with a heartless 45° big head selfie, isn’t it Guanxi.

This kid is all about clubbing, so he pretends to be dead when he does this?

Wang Leshan didn't even think that Guan Xi didn't see it. This low-headed person who never leaves his mobile phone wants to play it twice while taking a shower. Did he not see it?

Ghost letter!

Wang Leshan@大林: "I know a small stream, wrapped around me."

Dalin: "Emma, ​​Captain Wang, I'll treat you to dinner later."

Second Treasure: "Whoever sees has a share."

Followed by exactly the same reply.

When he got home from get off work, Wang Leshan opened the door and saw Guan Xi with a sliced ​​orange in his mouth, and he was looking at the fourth-level vocabulary very rarely.Seeing Wang Leshan come back, the corners of his mouth seemed to tremble, he folded his crossed legs on the coffee table obediently, straightened his back and said, "You're back?"

Wang Leshan said "hmm" with a very serious expression: "I have something to tell you."

"W-what's the matter?"

"Weibo lottery."

"Ah!" Guan Xi let out a howl like a convulsion, startling Wang Leshan, and then jumped off the sofa with lightning speed. Bedroom, close the door, lock it, "Not me not me!"

"..."

How the hell can you say it's not him?

This guy already fucking knew it!

In the blink of an eye, Wang Leshan thought of Guan Xi's rare "considerateness" and his misunderstood "show of favor" a week ago.Because the two didn't meet much this week, what happened a week ago is still printed in his mind.

The Weibo lottery draw happened to be on that day, so everything was right.

Isn't it just a one-day experience, why are you so cowardly?

Wang Leshan walked to the door of his room and knocked on the door: "Don't pretend to be dead."

"I want to recite words."

Wang Leshan glanced at the Grade [-] book that had just been swept under the coffee table, and was too lazy to say: "If you have the ability, don't come out for the rest of your life."

Guan Xi had no memory of whether he had retweeted this post when he frantically retweeted Weibo.

He was very happy when he was told that he had won the lottery. He felt that he was about to usher in a reversal and become a living koi. He didn't expect that what was waiting for him turned out to be such a tiring job.

Playing dead was Guan Xi's first thought, but the lottery was drawn by the Yuecheng branch.

In the dark, Guan Xi felt that sooner or later he would reveal his secrets in front of Wang Leshan.

Sure enough, after staying up for a week and hiding for a week, they still couldn't escape.

Wang Leshan finally didn't want to send him to the bureau, and instead treated him as a coolie!

No, absolutely not let him succeed.

It doesn't take a lifetime, Guan Xi can't hold on for 5 minutes.He slammed the door open, imitating his second brother Guan Shanhe's expressionless face, pretending to be calm: "You abused your power and raped me! I want to complain to your leaders!"

"No problem." Wang Leshan put away his phone, "I'm blind if you don't recognize the photos in your album."

Guan Xi wished he could travel back in time, give himself two slaps, and post a selfie if nothing happened!Do you think you are handsome?

He stared at Wang Leshan's picture on the screen, he was really handsome.

Immediately, Guan Xi let out a narcissistic laugh.

What's the reaction?

Wang Leshan looked at him like an idiot: "The experience day is next week, men should not be deserters."

"I won't go." Guan Xi frowned, and refused, "I want to attend classes, I want to prepare for the CET-[-] exam, the final exam, and various exams."

"So these days you go to the bar to memorize words?"

"I didn't go!" Guan Xi opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Where does the smell of alcohol on the clothes come from?" The laundryman poked at him in a second.

"I - I - went to sell red wine!" After getting the figurine, he became the pampered young master before, how could he still do that job, but now he found a reason.

The clumsy lies are unassailable in front of the police uncle. Wang Leshan raised the corner of his mouth and showed a sarcasm smile: "While selling wine in Chinese, while reciting words, I am moved. I am sorry that I did not get a full score of 750 in the fourth level. alone?"

Guan Xi raised his chin, bluffing: "I want you to take care of it!"

Wang Leshan sneered, laughing so hard that Guan Xi's shoulders couldn't help shrinking.He is timid and has a glass heart since he was a child. He can cry into tears when his parents and brothers say a few words.

Wang Leshan scolded with a smile: "You don't even know the full score of Level 710 is [-]!"

"..."

Guan Xi was completely dumbfounded by the routine.

Although Wang Leshan was slightly shorter than him, at this moment, Guan Xi felt that he was like a big mountain, towering into the clouds and difficult to climb.

If you can't climb it, then don't climb it.

Guan Xi is a person who is very good at compromising, Wang Leshan in front of him put on a posture that he wanted to drag him to experience it, he put his hands on his hips, and carried it with him: "Okay, I can go, but you have to give me a reward. "

Wang Leshan was taken aback, almost laughed angrily by him, as expected of a spoiled young master, do you think everyone is spoiling his parents?

However, it's rare for the other party to compromise, and it's inconvenient for him to be too tough, after all, they live under the same roof.

Wang Leshan shook his head and was defeated: "What do you want?"

Without thinking about it, Guan Xi pointed to the dining table and blurted out: "Go and buy a pink tablecloth and change it. No other colors are allowed in the future! Buy me a pink cake and strawberries for the fruit." Apparently Xiao had been thinking about it for a long time.

"..."

"What? No promise?"

Wang Leshan deliberately said angrily: "I will also add a pink tablecloth to the coffee table!"

Guan Xi muttered, "That's not necessary, it's inconvenient."

Have you seriously considered it?

Wang Leshan stared at Guan Xi, and kept repeating a sentence in his heart: Damn you are mentally retarded!

11

In order to prevent Guan Xi from running away, on the day of the experience day, Wang Leshan personally drove him to the meeting point.

Guan Xi was the penultimate one to reply to the official blog, and the remaining experience places were only firefighting and traffic police.

Considering that the amazing physical strength of the firefighters comes from hellish exercise, Guan Xi chose the traffic police very self-aware.

In the car, Guan Xi said with deep resentment: "Why, escort the prisoner! Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Wang Leshan said indifferently: "My conscience is very dark."

Guan Xi was so angry that he gasped, and then muttered again: "It's not from your system, why are you worrying so much?"

Wang Leshan stopped the car: "Here we are."

Guan Xi dawdled, not wanting to get out of the car, but someone's sharp eyes swept over him, his whole body temperature plummeted, and he had to get out of the car to recover from the temperature with his hands on the door.

Wang Leshan was still worried. He witnessed Guan Xi's official start of the experience and supervised for another 5 minutes before leaving.

It is said to be a one-day experience of the traffic police, but it is not really to let them stand in the middle of the road to maintain traffic. After all, in this day and age, unless the traffic lights fail or the traffic is too congested, traffic police are often needed at intersections.Even if it is needed by accident, it cannot be used by a group of experiencers who have not received professional training.

This experience was more like a usual volunteer activity. Eight people stood in pairs at the intersection and acted as traffic orderers.

The intersection they experienced was in the city center, and there was a lot of traffic on weekends and weekends. Many people did not obey the traffic rules, ran red lights, or drove around with battery cars. They needed to be corrected.

Considering the cold weather, the traffic police brigade gave everyone a thick windproof and warm cotton coat, and the gloves were exactly the same as the traffic police.

The schedule is not long, from 02:30 am to 05:30 am, from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm, and one meal at noon.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Wang Leshan showed up in the city center on time and parked his car in a parking space beside him.He was going to prove that his conscience was not completely black, but Guan Xi was reluctant to part with him.

Guan Xi was wearing a uniform large cotton-padded jacket issued temporarily, with volunteer ribbons hanging on his chest, and holding a small red flag in his hand.

Wang Leshan glanced at him unexpectedly: "Is the sun coming out from the west, or have you been pierced by a human soul?"

Guan Xi grinned stupidly, with a silly look, he was the stupid son of the landlord's family: "Hey hey hey hey, it's different from what I thought."

"Why is it different?"

Guan Xi seemed to have opened up the chatter box, and babbled on for a while.

Helping grandpas and grandmas cross the road, showing the way to outsiders, and reminding parents with children not to push the baby stroller too far outside. When encountering passers-by with pets, they took the opportunity to rub their pets several times.It's similar to a primary school student's journal composition, and at the end, a word is indispensable.

"All in all, although they are all small things, they have a special sense of accomplishment and feel that they are needed."

After hearing what he said, Wang Leshan was a little impressed by him.

Guan Xi is particularly eager to tell today: "Brother Shan, you don't know. Our whole family is a top student, and I am the only one who has been the tail of the crane since I was a child. Compared with them, I have no place to use my skills."

The whole family is full of outstanding abilities, and they dote on this young master in everything. Wang Leshan suddenly understood why Guan Xi is so inattentive and doesn't distinguish between five grains. Gone.

Guan Xi took out his pocket, took out a gadget to play with in his hand, and said, "Call me if there is such an activity in the future."

"Okay, what are you playing?"

Wang Leshan said, looking at the side of the road from time to time, he remembered that there was a good cake shop in this area, and because of Guanxi's ideological awareness, he would buy him another cake as a reward.

Of course, pink, strawberry flavored.

At that time, this kid may not know how happy he will be.

Speaking of which, this young master is also quite easy to coax, he said that he didn't like to come, he was reprimanded by himself, and he came obediently.

He probably belongs to the top and needs to be drawn away.

Guan Xi raised the object in his hand, shook it, and said triumphantly, "Lollipop, peach flavor. A little girl gave it to me this afternoon."

"Do you like this flavor?"

Wang Leshan thought he liked peach-flavored things, and was wondering if that dessert shop had peach-flavored cakes, when he heard rustling noises from the next door.

Guan Xi happily tore open the lollipop and licked it: "I don't like it, the peach is so bad, but it's pink!"

After licking it twice, he handed it to Wang Leshan to show off.

The rich peach flavor and the exotic logic of Guanxi all penetrated into the nose and ears, and the rushing Wang Leshan almost stepped on the gas pedal as the brake at the intersection.

"Hey? Why did you turn right? Home is not this way."

Wang Leshan didn't want to talk to him, for fear that if he opened his mouth, he wouldn't want to take him to eat cake.

Guan Xi, who couldn't wait for an answer, became even more anxious. With a lollipop in his mouth, he slurred and said, "Don't drive around if you don't know the way. I'm waiting to go home and watch the news! The reporter gave me several close-ups this afternoon. It must make me look so handsome!"

"..."

No matter how handsome it is, what's the use of having a mouth?

Guan Xi beside him kept yelling, and Wang Leshan felt like there were countless flies flying in his ears: "Shut up! I'll take you to eat cake!"

"Huh? Cake? Okay, okay." Guan Xi's eyes lit up, and he became very fast.

When he arrived at the store, Wang Leshan ordered him a small heart-shaped pink cake—no way, this is the only pink cake left—he was still embarrassed and said, "No, it's too pink."

Wang Leshan said to the salesperson: "Okay, no more."

Before the words fell to the ground, someone poked him on the side. Guan Xi winked and winked at him. I really don't know where his upright and fearless efforts at home have gone.

The salesperson was a little confused: "What do you want?"

Wang Leshan smiled kindly: "I'm sorry, this is what I want."

Someone poked him on the side again, and this time he was given a flattering smile.

After arriving home, Guan Xi immediately ate the cake. After eating it in one bite, his mouth was filled with the aroma of butter.He breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, it's delicious!"

Wang Leshan, who was busy in the kitchen, said: "Eat less, we will eat later."

"I can eat five more!" Guan Xi ate with relish, "Brother Shan, how did you find such a delicious restaurant? It's not like your taste."

"Introduced by a friend."

"girlfriend?"

"No."

"Boy friend?"

Wang Leshan was taken aback, thinking that his sexual orientation had been exposed, but Guan Xi's expression remained the same, staring at the cake with bright eyes, obviously speaking casually.He calmed down and said calmly, "Don't talk nonsense, you do the dishes tonight."

Guan Xi clicked his tongue twice: "My dear brother Shan, you are an old man who has never been in a relationship before, right?"

What are these words?

Wang Leshan picked up the garlic head on the chopping board and threw it over: "If you are in a hurry, go and recite the vocabulary for me!"

Guan Xi cast a vote and dodged lightly: "Hey! You really look like my mother!"

Seeing that the second bulb of garlic was about to fly over, Guan Xi held up the little cake and ran away as if fleeing.

A few minutes later, Guan Xi, who had finished eating the small cake, returned to the kitchen to throw out the trash: "Brother Shan?"

"Huh?" When Wang Leshan turned his head, people had already rubbed from his side to behind him at some point, and there was a tendency to continue to rub against him.

Guan Xi stepped back and said, "I'm asking a question."

Wang Leshan turned his head: "You say."

Guan Xi took three steps and took two steps to retreat outside the kitchen, only a hairy head poked out: "Are you still a virgin?"

Wang Leshan's roar flew over with garlic: "Get lost!"

12

The deafening roar turned into a shock wave, directly blasting Guan Xi back to the bedroom.

The mobile phone that was thrown on the bed just now was singing, Guan Xi jumped on the bed, picked it up and looked at the screen, it turned out to be Li Dadan who had disappeared for a long time.

"Hey, Great Dan, have you returned to Earth?"

Guan Xi called him that on purpose, and the other party immediately frowned.

Guan Xi, who was completely ignored, dug his other ear and said, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and retreat if there is nothing to do."

"Chen Youzuo!" Afraid that the other party could not wait to hang up the phone, Li Dadan babbled, "Ahahahaha congratulations, my wife didn't throw away the figure you wanted, she knew it was the most expensive, so she hid it specially! You Why is she so smart? Take it away, I took all the money and gave her a set of YSL's latest lipstick!"

what! ! !

Guan Xi was shocked and didn't make a sound for a long time.

Li Dadan's wretched laughter came over: "Hehehe, no surprise! No surprise! No joy! Hurry up and trade!"

A series of exclamation sentences directly piled Guan Xi's anger to the peak.

"Happy, sister! It made me suck exhaust gas for a whole day. Believe it or not, if you appear in front of me now, I will scratch you to death!"

Without knowing it, Li Dadan went in: "What is it?"

"Go away! I have taken it!"

Hung up the phone angrily, thinking back on the little things that happened during this period, if Wang Leshan, a Virgo roommate, was not so good, he would definitely beat "Dadan Li" into countless eggs!

The phone sang again, thinking that Li Dadan was looking for something, Guan Xi answered in a rage, and scolded him: "Didn't I tell you to get out!"

"Who are you telling me to get out?"

The other party's volume was not high, but it was like a thunderbolt, which exploded in the other's ear unexpectedly.

Knowing that the other party couldn't see it, Guan Xi still involuntarily got up with a grunt, with reverence on his face, as if he could perceive the danger in the other party's squinted eyes through the radio waves.

"Brother, it's you, haha, I didn't say it to you, just now I was an insurance buyer, it's annoying." Guan Xi giggled and covered it all over, "What do you want from me?"

"In a few days, Xiaozheng and I will go to country A. On weekends, you should go home and spend more time with your parents. Don't go clubbing all day long."

"I know. What's the matter, go to see the parents?"

Guan Shanhai didn't deny it, and said with a "hmm": "It's just a honeymoon."

Guan Xi laughed so much that all his facial features crowded together, he booed, "Oh, show love!"

Guan Shanhai said solemnly: "I have never shown before, no, I am studying hard."

Guan Xi almost lost sight of his elder brother, said a few words of pleasing blessings, and turned his head: "You have been away for so long, what about the glutinous rice balls?"

Tangyuan is a big white cat raised by Guan Shanhai, chubby and very cute.

Guan Shanhai used to be on business trips and often entrusted the glutinous rice balls to friends for foster care, and this time was no exception.

When Guan Xi heard this, he became excited, looking forward to slowly taking care of himself: "Don't, it's not good to trouble him for so long, give it to me, I'll take care of it."

Guan Xi likes small animals very much. When the glutinous rice balls were picked up, they were actually raised in the old house. Unfortunately, Zeng Yarou was allergic to animal hair, so they had to be sent to Guan Shanhai's apartment to raise them.

How could he, who had coveted it for a long time, let go of this great opportunity.

It's rare that the younger brother learns to be considerate of others, Guan Shanhai agrees without hesitation, and he is not afraid that Guan Xi will not take good care of the cat.

The cat was cute and clingy when it was young, but the bigger it gets, the lazier it becomes, and the more arrogant it becomes.In the past, cats coaxed people, but now it is basically reversed. When people coax cats, it depends on the cat's face.

Not a while after hanging up the phone, Guan Xi received a cat raising item from Li Zheng. After reading it, he bounced and told Wang Leshan the good news, and then realized that he was like a dog that had been gagged grain.

In fact, when asking the other party's opinion, Guan Xi was quite uncertain. He hung up the phone and realized that he did not live alone at home. He was afraid that Wang Leshan didn't like cats or could not accept pets at home.

Wang Leshan was about to ask Guan Xi to come out for dinner, when he saw him come out by himself, after listening to what he said, he nodded and said, "No problem."

Guan Xi said: "Great, I was afraid that you would dislike small animals as unclean."

Wang Leshan said very shamelessly: "You and I don't dislike it, but you can also dislike small animals."

Guan Xi curled his mouth, especially no!open!Heart!But thinking of the upcoming glutinous rice balls, the corners of his mouth quickly turned up again.

He adults don't remember villains.

Wang Leshan, who witnessed the change in his expression, said in his heart: "Children with mental disabilities are much happier. This statement is not false at all."

Then, the corner of his mouth also raised slightly: "When will your brother leave? Do something busy before going abroad. I will drive and accompany you to pick up the cat."

"It's great. At first I thought about asking my brother to bring the cat. In a few days, I'll get the cat climbing frame. Now it's done. Let's do it together."

As a police comrade, Wang Leshan expressed how strange these words sounded: "Okay. Guan—Xi—don't pick up and eat things that fall on the ground!"

Guan Xi came up from under the table and said confidently, "It will be clean within three seconds!"

The next day, Wang Leshan drove back with Guan Xi to carry the glutinous rice balls with the cat and the climbing frame.

Li Zheng originally wanted to take the glutinous rice balls to the pet shop for a bath before sending them to Guan Xi's place, but Guan Xi came early and caught him by surprise.

Therefore, the task of bathing the cat was finally handed over to Guan Xi.

Guan Xi didn't care, and said cheerfully, "What's the matter?"

Li Zheng laughed at him for being naive: "Don't you know that cats are afraid of water? Tangyuan is especially afraid of water."

This probably has something to do with the day it was picked up, it happened to be a rainy day, and not long ago, its mother just passed away.

This is nothing to Guan Xi, a single-celled creature with a lot of nerves.He said: "It's not that I wash it, why are you afraid that it will scratch me?"

As a result, it was a prophecy.

After returning home, Guan Xi released the white-washed glutinous rice balls from the cat bag. The fat cat was not dragged down by its own fat, and jumped to the top of the display cabinet with one vertical leap.

At that time, Guan Xi was scared to death. Fortunately, the quality of the display cabinet was good enough. In case an unstable cabinet fell over...

Guan Xi didn't dare to think about it, it was ten thousand times more tragic than the scene of a car accident!

With a height of 1.8 meters, Guan Xi, who wanted to pet a cat, didn't care about this height at all, and wanted to hug the glutinous rice balls as soon as he stretched out his hand.

As an old cat with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor, Tang Yuan had expected that he would come to this hand, bent down, and jumped off the display case with amazing jumping power at the moment that hand came over.

Tang Yuan has a strong figure, leaps vertically, and disappears under the sofa in an instant.

Guan Xi's hand was hanging in the air, and his reaction to the glutinous rice balls was amazing!

On the other hand, after finally getting the cat back, Guan Xi was anxious to death if he couldn't get it.

Right now, the cat is hiding under the sofa, and Guan Xi stretches out his hand to grab it for fear of being scratched, so use a broom, for fear of making the cat unhappy, let alone rub it.

Before Wang Leshan left, he turned on the washing machine, and it happened to be cleaned when he got home. He dried all the clothes, and when he returned to the living room, he found that Guan Xi was still in the same posture as before he left. The words were threatening, but still did not trick the cat out, probably because he was too bored, at the moment he was already playing games and playing with his phone with his butt pouted.

This pose...

As a man who likes men, Wang Leshan turned his face strangely: "Don't stand there, it might be afraid of strangers."

Guan Xi said without raising his head, "So I lie down here, let him get familiar with me."

"It's scared like this. Are you familiar with it, or are you the strange uncle who besieged others?"

Guan Xi stopped playing with his mobile phone, and Mao Sai suddenly said, "You're right!" Standing up while leaning on the sofa, kneeling for too long, his legs became numb, and with an "oops", he tilted himself on the sofa, yes Wang Leshan winked and said, "However, I am the elder brother, and you are the uncle."

After finishing speaking, he laughed, and the mentally retarded didn't see it.

Until the meal, the glutinous rice balls did not come out, as if there was another space under the sofa, and it could stay for a lifetime.

Wang Leshan fed Guan Xi, and did not forget to add cat food to the glutinous rice balls.

Guan Xi volunteered: "I'll come, I'll come, the cannibal has a short mouth, maybe if I feed it, it will let me touch it."

Facts have proved that Guan Xi obviously thought too much, until he came back from the bar at night, he didn't see any trace of the glutinous rice balls.

The next morning, Guan Xi was woken up by his own stench. He was really sleepy the night before, and he fell asleep within a second when he got home.

The quilt cover was newly returned by Wang Leshan, with the unique fragrance of laundry detergent mixed with some other smells.

Guan Xi found inconceivably that he could smell the disgusting smell of tobacco and alcohol from the fragrance, and the person who emitted these smells was himself.

Those who are close to Zhu Zhechi will also be Virgos.

I don't know if it's because I dislike myself too much, or because I'm afraid that Wang Leshan will talk about me after he finds out, or because I haven't woken up yet, and my mind is wandering.Guan Xi lazily got up from the bed, with his eyes half open, drifting into the bathroom like a ghost based on his feeling.

He took away the toothbrush inserted in the water cup on the basin table and stuffed it into his mouth. He rubbed his feet against the ground. He walked into the bathroom like a zombie. His arms moved mechanically. While brushing, he was washed by the water sprayed from the shower until he wiped himself After cleaning the inside and outside, the consciousness returned to three points.

After drying his body, Guan Xi's hand feebly touched the washing machine.

I put my usual change of clothes there, but now I haven't touched anything.

Guan Xi tried his best to open his eyes wide to take a look, and remembered that he didn't bring a change of clothes at all.

Although the curtains in the living room cannot completely block the light, they still have the effect of isolating the outside world.There was only one old man in the house, and he didn't seem to have woken up yet. Even if he woke up, he didn't have to worry about anything. At almost the same moment, Guan Xi decided to go back to the bedroom naked.

If Guan Xi knew what was going to happen next, and maybe gave him ten more world-class out-of-print figures, he would not choose to run naked.

Coming out of the bathroom, two strange lights suddenly appeared in the dark room. Guan Xi shivered, and when he took a closer look, Tangyuan, who had been hiding for a day, was lying on the ground eating cat food.

When will you wait if you don't play cats at this time!

In order to pet the cat, Guan Xi specially learned the [-] cat-stroking poses from the Internet, and now the eighteen poses came to his mind one by one, and he rushed over excitedly.

It was too late to say it, but it was so fast at that time, I saw two shadows of a person and a cat as if they were eager to spell a "person" with a stroke and a stroke, and at the moment of contact, they separated at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

"what--"

The screams were deafening.

Wang Leshan, who thought there was a terrorist attack, jumped out of the second bedroom wearing only sweatshirt and shorts. His face was sleepy, obviously he was woken up.

Everything in front of him was so unreal that he reacted for a moment, then secretly pinched his thigh, only to realize that it was not a dream.

Wang Leshan, who was scolded by Guan Xi again, suddenly didn't know