My second-rate roommate said he liked me one day
Work related (3)
There is no sales promotion, the other party has informed him of the demand and explained on the phone that the delivery address will be sent to his mobile phone in the form of a text message in a while.
Obviously, the second brother has already helped him take care of it.
After the call was terminated, Guan Xi's head was dizzy.He thought, this is probably the feeling of the bastard who was lying in the wishing pool every day and was thrown by money.
His two elder brothers looked fierce, but he was their own younger brother after all, and he still cared about and loved him at critical moments.
While Guan Xi was overjoyed, his nose was slightly sore from being touched. If he hadn't cared about people being in the taxi, he would have called his two brothers one by one. I know you are the best for me. Eldest brother, I will definitely have ten or eight children after I get married, and let them take care of you and Xiaozheng. Second brother, you are busy in the future, Yanyan and Shuangchen will take care of you."
Fortunately, he didn't make these two phone calls, otherwise, Guan Shanhai would definitely call him back: "Based on how you were when you were a child, do you think your child will take care of us for the elderly, or we will take care of your child? Ten or eight, I feel tired." Can I and Xiaozheng die?"
Guan Shanhe doesn't even need to open his mouth, his kindergarten-going daughter will reply: "Hehe, little uncle, you'd better take care of yourself. I don't want to play with you and Shuangchen."
When one's luck comes, one cannot stop it.
A few minutes after Guan Xi got home, he opened Xianyu and saw a mountain agreeing to his request. Just as he was about to calculate his recent income, the classmate who rented out the house for him rang his phone and said straight to the point, "It's rented!"
Guan Xi was ecstatic: "How much?"
"Twenty thousand a year."
"You wait for me to figure it out."
Immediately, Guan Xi's whispered calculation came from the phone.
The classmate grinned: "Forget it, it's in the early [-]s a month. I said make up the whole, [-] a year, and the other party was straightforward, and agreed immediately. However, he asked to see the house first. Did you see it?" Question, you can give money on the spot. What do you say?"
"What can I say? Of course it's good!" Guan Xi smiled at the phone stupidly, as if seeing an out-of-print figure flying towards him with two wings, "What day do you have an appointment to see?" house?"
"I haven't made an appointment yet, so I'll ask you if you want to work." The classmate suddenly remembered something and added, "By the way, the other party is a civil servant, so I didn't ask about the specifics."
When renting a house, I am most afraid of the complicated relationship between roommates.Civil servants will definitely be much better, and social relations are relatively simple.
The more Guan Xi listened, the more satisfied he was with this roommate: "Hurry up, I'm waiting to spend the money. I have time except for classes."
"Okay, then I have an appointment for you."
"Thank you so much." After Guan Xi thanked him, he didn't count it as his own income. The rent of 2 yuan was enough.
With Li Dadan's lessons learned before him, Guan Xi was afraid of being fooled, so he held the phone and licked the five pictures made by Xianyu upside down countless times, and then dialed Li Zheng's number.
Li Zheng turned out to be a child of an aunt's family hired by the Guan family many years ago, and he was considered a close friend with Guan Xi.Later that aunt passed away, and the Guan family couldn't contact Li Zheng's other relatives, so they temporarily adopted him for several years.It wasn't until Li Zheng's uncle found him from country A that he took Li Zheng away.
Li Zheng returned to China not long ago, and after a while, Guan Shanhai brought Li Zheng back and said that they were together.
Guan Xi was surprised and happy when his childhood playmate suddenly became a sister-in-law. You know, Li Zheng was the best to him since he was a child, and he was the best at coaxing him to love him. If there was anything, he would hide it for him.
Thinking of this, Guan Xi said something nice to Li Zhengmeng on the phone.
Li Zheng chuckled: "Tell me, if you have anything to ask me, I won't tell my elder brother."
"Xiaozheng, I knew that you are my brother. Ah, no, it's my sister-in-law."
"Young poor, tell me quickly."
Guan Xi chuckled: "Can you lend me some money to turn around." He summed up, "I'll pay you back in a week at most."
Li Zheng didn't ask how much money it was, and agreed straight away: "Yes."
Guan Xi reported the number, and 5 minutes later, Li Zheng transferred Alipay.
Guan Xi looked at the balance in Alipay, and confidently went to reply to a big mountain.
A stream: Dear, I'm back!Do you have time for an interview at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning?
Now there are many APPs downloaded on mobile phones, and there are also many push messages.Wang Leshan was annoyed. Except for WeChat and Alipay, he turned off this function in all other apps.
Since something was hanging on the salted fish recently, he always couldn't remember to read the message. After replying to a stream last time, he opened the push of the salted fish.Therefore, when a stream sent a message, he received it immediately.
A big mountain: Is the day after tomorrow afternoon okay?
A brook: There is a class [crying]
It turned out to be a student, Wang Leshan thought for a while, and walked to the desk of a new colleague who was assigned only this year.
The new colleague was entering the file, and suddenly there were many shadows in front of him. He raised his head: "Boss, what are you doing?"
Wang Leshan said: "Help me with a private matter tomorrow morning, and I will reimburse the travel expenses, is that okay?"
The new colleague nodded and said, "Okay, just tell me."
After explaining clearly to his colleagues what he had to do in person, Wang Leshan replied to Xiaoxi, agreeing to hand in hand tomorrow morning, and told his new colleague the time and place of the transaction.
Guan Xi happily ended the conversation, and the classmate called again.
"I made an appointment to see the house at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."
"what?"
The classmate heard his tone wrong: "What's wrong?"
Guan Xi thought with a sad face, he made an appointment with someone to trade figurines.
The classmate didn't wait for him to reply: "Isn't there no class tomorrow morning? What's the matter, are you busy tomorrow morning?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Guan Xi turned his head and came up with a countermeasure.
The classmate said, "Then I gave him your number."
"No, I'll give you another number later."
The classmate didn't know what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd, and didn't care, so he hung up the phone after telling him to hurry up.
Guan Xi lay on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, called up the recent call records, and clicked on one of them.
"Hey, sister~"
Li Zheng's helpless and funny voice came over: "Master Xiaoxi, what's your business?"
"I'll return the money to you tomorrow morning, okay?"
There is a whine in the ending sound, you don't need to look at Li Zheng to know that he is already rippling.
"I'm free, there's no rush."
"I'm in a hurry, hehe." Guan Xi smiled slyly, and changed his voice, "I just want to trouble you to make a trip in person."
Li Zheng: "Huh?"
"I rented the second bedroom. I have an appointment tomorrow morning. Can I trouble you to show him the next room? After watching the other party pay directly, you take it all. After deducting what I borrowed from you, the rest will be transferred to Alipay. Give it to me, please."
Li Zheng whispered in shock: "What? If your brother finds out, you will die."
"So, please don't tell Big Brother."
Li Zheng was a little embarrassed, but he had nothing to do with Guan Xi, the child was spoiled by the whole family since he was a child.
Renting a house is actually nothing, but because Mrs. Guan Xi, everyone is worried about him, for fear that he will be sold, and while counting the money for others, they sneered: "Hey, you sold less, my young master is worth a lot! "
Pressing his temple, Li Zheng said, "Is the tenant reliable?"
Guan Xi replied to him with the words of his classmates: "Reliable! Civil servants!"
Li Zheng sighed compromisingly: "Okay, let me help you investigate. If the other party is unreliable, I absolutely disagree."
Guan Xi patted his chest and promised: "You will definitely agree! Then shall I give your number to the house inspector?"
"Yes," Li Zheng said, "Give it."
Guan Xi reminded: "Don't show him my bedroom, just look at other rooms!"
Li Zheng didn't understand at first, but he realized it after a while, and let out a hearty laugh: "The Barbie dolls that have been treasured since childhood are all placed in the bedroom?"
"Fart! How old am I, don't mention the old almanac from 800 years ago, I only love figures now! Figures figure figures!"
Thinking of Guan Xi crying and begging his family members for Barbie dolls when he was a child, Li Zheng laughed out of breath.
The laughter made Guan Xi's face burn, and he hung up the phone in a hurry to make follow-up arrangements.
After everything was arranged properly on both sides, Guan Xi bared his teeth and smiled at the ceiling in satisfaction.
In celebration of the upcoming out-of-print figures and rentals, he decided to have a good time celebrating.
"My dear classmate."
The classmate who helped rent the house received another call from Guan Xi and asked curiously, "What else can I do?"
Guan Xi's eyes shined brightly: "Today I'm drunk and working!"
However, what awaits him tomorrow, he has no idea.
Trading at nine o'clock, he must go out after eight o'clock. For Guan Xi, he needs to get up early.
It's rare that Guan Xi didn't stay drunk all night, got stuck and rushed home before dawn.
But because he was too excited, the alarm didn't ring the next day, and he woke up.
Early in the morning, Guan Xi dressed neatly and went to the agreed subway entrance to trade with a big mountain.Leave a spare key to Li Zheng and tell him that if the other party is satisfied and the rent is paid, you can give him the key and let him move first. As for the contract, it will not be too late to sign when you come back.
The transaction was quick, and Guan Xi couldn't put it down holding the figurine, touching and looking at it, the little blemishes were nothing compared to getting the figurine.
The other party's salted fish had already been ordered for delivery, and after receiving the goods, Guan Xi paid the money without hesitation.
When he got home, he found Li Zheng sitting on the sofa alone, watching TV. The messy living room had been tidied up and the windows were clean.
Needless to say, this is all thanks to Li Zheng.
When Guan Xi was changing his shoes, he looked around and made sure that Li Zheng was the only one in the house, so he asked curiously, "Where is the housekeeper?"
Li Zheng stood up from the sofa: "Look, let's go."
"So fast!" Guan Xi walked over, holding a figure, reluctant to let go.
Li Zheng nodded: "A very mature man, I think he is very reliable. The money has been collected and the key has been given to him. He said that he has to pack his luggage for two days and he can move here in a few days."
Guan Xi didn't care about these things, winked at Li Zheng, and said, "Okay, thank you, sister-in-law, for helping me clean up this kennel in a decent way."
Can you rent it out if you don't pack it up?
It's just that Guan Xi has a broad heart, making a mess of the house, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, thinking that everyone is like him, bohemian.
Li Zheng grew up with him since he was a child, and he has long liked him. He said dumbfoundingly: "Open the QR code, and I will transfer the remaining money to you."
Guan Xi hehe took out his phone, opened Alipay, put his arm around Li Zheng's shoulder and said, "Have you had breakfast? Please."
After transferring the account, Li Zheng pushed his arm away, squinted and said, "Come on, what time is it? My elder brother asked me to have lunch together, so I left first, and if I turn around, it's over. He said he would pick me up at the company at noon." of."
"Oh, show your love." Guan Xi covered his eyes and shook his head, "I don't see it, I don't see it, I'm so envious of a single dog."
"If you find someone, you won't be envious?"
"It's not easy to find someone." Guan Xi shook his head with emotion, sent Li Zheng away, and sat on the sofa to sort out the figurines he had finally bought.
Guan Xi has been building pits for many years. When he moved to an apartment alone when he was in college, he specially bought a display cabinet with glass on all sides and put it in the living room.
The display cabinet is full of his collections from these years, and when he goes to the bathroom, he has to go around the display cabinet specially, as if he can't pee without taking a look.
What he got now is his favorite and hard-won figure, so of course he had to choose an excellent location.
Guan Xi stood in front of the display cabinet and fiddled with it for more than an hour, and finally rearranged all the figures in the cabinet, and reserved the most conspicuous and viewing position for the newly acquired out-of-print figures.
After finishing all this, Guan Xi nodded with satisfaction, and decided to go to Jinzhaozui to celebrate at night.
Other people's universities either go to the library, or eat, drink, or have half and half.
During Guan Xi's college career, the most experienced thing was clubbing.
If you are happy today, go to the bar to hang out; if you are not happy today, you should go to the bar to hang out; if you are in a normal mood today, you should go to the bar to hang out.
Guanxi, who has experienced many battles, finally chose Jinzhaozui after the big waves washed the sand, and soaked in it for many years.
Coincidentally, Wang Leshan was on duty again tonight. When he was patrolling the street at midnight, he happened to bump into the slightly drunk Guan Xi coming out of his current drunkenness.
Since the last oolong incident, Wang Leshan has specially investigated this person. As he said, he is not involved in pornography, gambling and drugs.
Seeing Wang Leshan, Guan Xi went up to say hello with a smile, "Good evening, Police Officer Wang."
Wang Leshan looked over the car window and glanced up at him: "Good evening."
Guan Xi hunched over, put his hands on the roof of the car, bent down, and the smell of alcohol sprayed everywhere from the window: "Today I didn't do anything except drink."
Wang Leshan wrinkled his nose in disgust, not knowing where his words came from, and replied with a question mark on his head: "Oh."
Guan Xi twisted his butt triumphantly: "See how you catch me in."
Wang Leshan: "..."
If it weren't for the previous several times of dealing with each other, Wang Leshan would have suspected that he was taking drugs.Right now, he was only regarded as an ordinary drunkard, and the last bit of the heart of the Virgin who saved the fallen boy was also blown away by the smell of alcohol.
This person is not a boy who has lost his footing at all, but a boy who has lost his mind!
"I still have work to do, so I'm leaving first." Before he could answer, Wang Leshan raised the window and asked the driver to drive quickly, as far away from this person as possible.
Guan Xi straightened up: "Cut! Why are you hiding so quickly, I still want to avoid you!"
It's a pity that things didn't go as planned.
When Guan Xi changed his shoes, he found that there were a few extra pairs of shoes in the shoe cabinet that did not belong to him.With his keen sense of smell, he smelled the smell of other people in the air.
Every time he walked through a room, he turned on a light.
The first thing I came to was the kitchen. Since I moved in, I have never been in the empty kitchen except for boiling water and the water heater. Now there is oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on the stove, and when I opened the cabinet, it was full of pots and pans pot.
Followed by the second bedroom, the door is open, no one is inside.
Guan Xi leaned against the door frame, left the bed with only one mattress, and changed into a gray four-piece suit.The closet was half open, and there were several boxes, large and small, on the floor, some were open, some were still unpacked, apparently they left when they were half packed.
There was no one in the living room, toilet, balcony, or master bedroom, which further confirmed Guan Xi's conjecture.
All the things have been moved, and the people haven't come yet, so they must have gone out for a while.
Guan Xi rubbed his hands expectantly, it was later than he came home, most of the tenants were like him, also a nightclub prince.
In this way, someone can surf together in the future, which is really great!
Full of anticipation, Guan Xi took a shower and fell asleep.
The next day, Guan Xi, who had no class in the morning, tossed and turned on the bed, so sleepy that every cell in his body was screaming: "I don't want to get up, I don't want to get up."
But he was so urgent to urinate that his bladder was about to explode.
Guan Xi grunted a few times in resentment, kicked his legs twice as if he was dying, and reluctantly got out of bed, without fully opening his eyes, he ran to the toilet barefoot.
Through the gap between his eyelids, he suddenly saw a person brushing his teeth standing in the toilet. He was stunned for a second, and realized that it was a new tenant, so he was relieved.
There was only one toilet in the house, and Guan Xi couldn't hold it any longer. Based on the principle that everyone was a man and had nothing to worry about, he didn't even have time to dig out, so he took off his pajama pants, bare buttocks, and stood in front of the toilet and started to drain the water.
The washstand and the toilet are on the same level, Guan Xi subconsciously turned his face to the side, trying to see the other person's appearance clearly.
The person who was brushing his teeth was interrupted by this series of actions, and turned his face to greet the landlord.
Looking at each other, Guan Xi's eyes widened in vain.The other held a toothbrush, opened his mouth wide in surprise, white foam sprayed out, and the two said in unison——
"why you!"
"why you!"
"Hey! Look carefully, where are you peeing?" Wang Leshan quickly dodged a wave of attacks by virtue of his years of experience in the industry.
Guan Xi returned to his original position in an instant with the momentum to turn the tide, but unfortunately, a few drops of urine were still falling on the toilet.
Wang Leshan frowned almost imperceptibly, calmed down quickly, and said with mint-flavored foam in his mouth, "You urinate first, and we'll talk after you finish urinating."
The current situation of the two of them is really not suitable for talking.
Wang Leshan quickly finished brushing his teeth, picked up a towel and was about to wash his face, when he realized that the neighbor seemed to have been quiet for a long time.
Turning his head to look, Guan Xi was anxiously facing the toilet with his bare lower body.
Urination frequency, urgency, incontinence...
Wang Leshan couldn't help but think of this brainwashing commercial line, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Do you have a problem?"
Guan Xi glared: "You are the only one who has the problem!"
Being teased for no reason, Wang Leshan was not angry, and continued to ask him: "Then why can't you urinate?"
"I'm staring at you, can you pee?"
"Of course, I'm fine."
Guan Xi was so angry that he was half dead, he was frightened just now, and there was another person standing next to him, so he was forced to urinate back.After pushing Wang Leshan out, it took a while before he urinated slowly again.
Coming out of the bathroom, Wang Leshan was leaning against the door waiting for him, as if deliberately eavesdropping on him outside to prove whether there was any problem with him.
The previous bad experiences came together. This police officer always sent himself to the police station. Guan Xi felt like sitting on pins and needles when he thought about living with him for a year in the future.
No, we must not let similar incidents happen again, Guan Xi's brain became hot, and he said before the other party said: "I will not rent this house anymore!"
Hearing this, Wang Leshan was taken aback for a moment.The last house he rented, the owner had to sell the house to make up for the vacancy because of investment failure, so he wanted to change the house temporarily.My own house is only half built, and I don't know when it will be handed over.
During the days when there was no demand, I selected several rental houses on the Internet, and after looking around, the one in Guanxi was the best.
The transportation is convenient, very close to the Yuecheng Sub-bureau; shopping around is convenient; the community environment is also good; most importantly, the rent is fair.
Although the one-year period is longer, but Wang Leshan calculated that even if his house is handed over, it will take a long time to decorate and dry it.
The owner of the house is a college student, a child who has not entered the society, and most of them are pure-minded and good-natured.The person who took him to see the house claimed to be the elder brother of the owner. Wang Leshan saw that he was well-dressed and modest, and talking to him was like a spring breeze.With such an older brother, the younger brother must be no different.
Who would have thought that his younger brother would be Guan Xi!
But it's true, my brother is so good, his parents will definitely spoil him even more, Guan Xi can see that he is a carefree child who is pampered.
Since the other party doesn't want to rent it to him, then forget it, he doesn't like forcing others to make things difficult, or living under the same roof in the future will be so awkward.
It may take some time to find a suitable house. In just a few minutes, Wang Leshan has already made plans.If Guan Xi asked him to stay for a few more days, it would be best to give him a transition period. If not, he could go to Er Bao's house to deal with it for a few days.
"Okay." Wang Leshan agreed, and asked him if he could give himself a few days to find another house, and finally said, "The rent for these few days will be deducted from 2 yuan."
2 yuan! ! !
Where is there another 2 yuan.
Talking about it for a while, talk about money crematorium.
The domineering look on his face was put away in a second, and there was a smile on his face.Guan Xi grinned and said, "Officer Wang, I was speaking in a moment of anger. You see, you just moved here, and you will have to worry about moving again. I didn't wake up just now, so I got angry. Come on, come on, the lease contract is not Haven't signed it yet, sign it now."
Guan Xi is now afraid that Wang Leshan will not be willing to rent a house, where will he get 2 yuan for him.
Wang Leshan put away the contract that belonged to him, but he still didn't understand why he signed the lease contract without renting it.
Guan Xi read to the name column on the contract: "Wang Le (lè) Shan."
Wang Leshan corrected it as usual: "Read yuè."
Guan Xi said "ah", "Why?"
"Because my mother's surname is Le."
"Oh, Le Wuyi, it's Nian Yuè hahaha."
Wang Leshan was at a loss, not knowing who Le Wuyi was.However, he was still thinking about the urine on the toilet, so he put away the contract, took out a few pieces of paper and went to wipe the toilet, fearing that it would not be clean, he flushed it with water again, and cleaned the whole bathroom.
Guan Xi leaned against the door frame and saw that he kept the bathroom spotless. The toilet seat seemed to be a diamond, with its own dazzling light.
"Brother Shan, you will be in charge of the housework from now on, and I will cover all the utilities."
Wang Leshan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he called himself: "No, how much money can you have? Water and electricity are half and half, and I also do housework."
Guan Xi took advantage of it, and happily lay on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.
After Wang Leshan cleaned the toilet, he cleaned the living room and the kitchen again. When he finished cleaning the second bedroom he rented, he stood in front of Guanxi's closed master bedroom door and asked, "Do you want to clean your room?"
Intrusion into the private domain is not allowed without permission.
Guan Xi didn't take it seriously, stared at the screen, and slid his finger on the screen to operate: "Of course!"
With a sound of "squeak", the door was gradually opened.
Wang Leshan never thought that he would push open such a door. It was a wooden door used in ordinary home decoration. Pushing it open seemed to open the door to a new world.
The overwhelming pink burst into the retina with lightning speed, and everything in the range of sight is pink, even the desk lamp and quilt cover are no exception.
On the messy bed, there is a pink plush toy with its butt facing Wang Leshan, its curly tail, and its head hidden in the pink quilt.
Wang Leshan suddenly thought of Guan Xi in the toilet just now.
He seemed to have been sluggish for a century, and murmured, "What the hell kind of place is this!"
Guan Xi, who heard the broken words, turned around and lay down on the sofa with angry eyes: "What the hell! That's my bedroom."
bedroom?Why don't you say it's a boudoir!
If it wasn't for the fact that he had seen him all in the toilet, Wang Leshan would have suspected that this person was a disciple of the Eastern leader.
Wang Leshan searched and searched, but couldn't find a suitable adjective, so he could only say dryly: "This is too fanciful."
"You don't care! I can do whatever I want in my own bedroom." Guan Xi became more and more annoyed as he spoke, and the sad past was brought back, "Why do men like pink? Why is pink equal to sissy. Okay, I won't bring it. Go outside and put it in your own bedroom. I didn’t put it in public areas like the living room, kitchen, and bathroom. What’s the matter next to you? Why are you reacting so much? You come out, and I won’t let you clean up my room.”
Wang Leshan was bombarded by him for a long time like a cannonball, and was dragged out by the small steel cannon that jumped off the sofa.
Although Guan Xi is so taller than Wang Leshan, in terms of strength, he is definitely not as good as the police uncle who has been exercising for a long time.
Wang Leshan remained motionless, Guan Xi stubbornly dragged his arm, and if he couldn't move, he simply hugged his waist and pulled it out, like a calf, his angry appearance was a little different...cute?
Wang Leshan felt that he must have been blinded by the pink in the room, otherwise he would have such a weird idea.
"Okay." In exchange for so many words, Wang Leshan felt a headache. He reached out to lift Guan Xi's collar and slipped away. "I just sigh, who looks down on you? Playing with your phone while you're at it."
Clothes are flying all over the master bedroom, all kinds of unfinished drinks can be seen everywhere on the bedside table, computer desk, and bay window, and the date is still three days ago!
Lifting the quilt, there was a towel hidden inside.
Well, it's pink too.
Wang Leshan likes men, and in his many years of reading experience, he has never seen another man who is so obsessed with pink.
Even the same kind that my mother's parents don't know, they are not so pink.
Compared with the room full of pink, Wang Leshan was more surprised by the messiness of this bedroom.
Guan Xi followed behind him, saw him tidy up and said, "Hey, don't take it away, I'm going to wear those pants tomorrow, just put them on the back of the chair, that's enough. Wait, I haven't finished reading those books, Don't put it in the bookcase."
Wang Leshan wondered, "Read seven books at the same time?"
Guan Xi asked confidently, "Can't you?"
"Okay, okay."
Wang Leshan can't handle reading [-] books in one go, but can't he organize them all?It was thrown crookedly on the corner of the table, like a bean curd project, but it has been standing forever, which is really a miracle!
Since the books were not to be moved, Wang Leshan had no choice but to pile them up neatly, in a boxy shape, just like the quilts in the military camp, and put them against the wall.
After some simple tidying up, the desk area was finally visible.
Wang Leshan moved to the sleeping area, just glanced at it, and without thinking, he changed all the pink quilt covers, pillows and sheets.
Guan Xi hurriedly stopped him: "Don't, it was only changed last month."
Wang Leshan repeated word by word: "Shang, a, month?"
Guan Xi said seriously: "My mother came to change it for me, I remember it very clearly."
"If your mother doesn't come, you won't change?"
No problem, Guan Xi nodded.
The veins on Wang Leshan's forehead twitched, the person in front of him cleaned himself up cleanly, how could he live like a pig at home.
"Let's go, let's do it."
Guan Xi grabbed the quilt tightly and said, "It's really not dirty."
"I wash, don't want you to wash."
"However, it needs to be cleaned."
Wang Leshan rubbed his forehead speechlessly: "You are really a young master."
Guan Xi raised his brows, and his small appearance was as loud as he could: "That's right, someone gave him the nickname Guan San Shao."
Hearing this, Wang Leshan shook his head straightly: "I'm doing it, will it work?"
"That's fine." Guan Xi let go of his hand for a second, pointed to the drawer on the side of the bed, and said bluntly, "the clean ones are there."
Well, it's all right now, it's not pink, it's small florals.
Guan Xi, who doesn't have to work by himself, is happy and relaxed, and suddenly feels that this new roommate is not too bad.Followed behind Wang Leshan's ass, walked from the master bedroom to the washing machine, and followed him back to the master bedroom.
The sun outside was good, Wang Leshan opened the curtains, and carried the quilt to the bay window to dry.When it's over, go to the second bedroom and dry your quilt in the same way.
Like supervisor Guan Xi, he watched him work with relish, and kept asking, "Brother Shan, are you a virgin?"
Wang Leshan ignored him.
Guan Xi asked again: "Is my guess right?"
Guan Xi, who still didn't get the answer, turned around, ran back to the bedroom to look at the ID information on the contract, ran out again after a while, and said with a smile: "It's really a virgin, I guess this thing is accurate."
Wang Leshan glanced at him, not understanding his pride, and soon saw this person smiling and froze.For about three or four seconds, there was another burst of laughter.
Wang Leshan looked at him confusedly: "What are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing." Guan Xi hugged his stomach happily and laughed, feeling that it was too fun to tell a big man that you were a virgin.
Wang Leshan rolled his eyes and regarded him as mentally retarded: "I'm going to buy vegetables, do you want to eat together at noon?"
"Of course! You don't work?"
"I was on duty last night, and I'm taking a day off today."
"Oh." Guan Xi nodded.
After getting drunk last night, he still thought that he would never see this person in his life, but he didn't expect that in the future, he would meet day and night.
Destiny is such a little bitch.
After Wang Leshan left, Guan Xi turned on the TV, picked a good TV station, slumped on the sofa, and played with his mobile phone to pass the time.
Logged into Weibo, and found two more private messages, opened it to check, it turned out that two of the Weibo lucky draws that were forwarded before had won the prize, and the other party asked him to provide a recipient address to facilitate sending gifts.
One contained a set of gift boxes of whole grains, and the other contained a book.
Guan Xi didn't remember whether he had retweeted these two Weibos at all, but since he won the lottery, he must have retweeted them.
Although he is not short of money now, he is also very depressed. After transferring so much money, why didn't he win any of them?
Send your address in two or three, thank you for the gift under the skin.
After replying, refresh the weibo, just in time to see Ke Fuhan's new weibo last night.
@柯红寒: "The Taste of First Love" finally meets you all, remember to watch it!
Ke Fuhan has been in the showbiz for several years, but it took nearly a year to become popular.
When he sang in the past, he was not popular until he entered the film and television circle.
Guan Xi has seen his previous dramas, he is the male second of ten thousand years, the advantage is that the character is pleasing, and gradually he has accumulated a lot of popularity.
Guan Xi has a good impression of him. He thinks this actor is down-to-earth and sunny. When recording variety shows, he is very funny, down-to-earth, and full of jokes. He also knows how to respect his predecessors. Unlike some celebrities, he looks very impetuous.
This time "The Taste of First Love" is the first TV series in which Ke Fuhan starred in the male lead. Guan Xi was bored anyway, so he searched the playlist and found that it was just the replay time, so he tuned to that station and started watching.
When Wang Leshan came back, Guan Xi had already watched one episode and was watching the broadcast of the second episode.
"Are you back? Do you want to watch TV together? It's very good."
"Wait."
Wang Leshan went to the kitchen to wash the newly bought fruit and put them on the tea table. He heard a familiar voice, subconsciously raised his gaze to the TV, and then froze.
Guan Xi retracted his legs on the coffee table, took an apple, adjusted his sitting posture, and made room for Wang Leshan. When he looked up, he found that the man was staring at the TV in a daze, so he touched him with his bare feet: "You like it too." Ke Fuhan?"
Like a mouse seeing a cat, Wang Leshan quickly withdrew his gaze and said in a muffled voice, "I don't like it."
"why?"
"No why."
"Ke Fuhan is so handsome, and his acting skills are also good. The dubbing choice this time is Le Mu, right? His voice is so nice!" Guan Xi took a bite of an apple intoxicated.
"Yes, it's him."
One of Guan Xi’s favorite things about watching TV is to identify the voice actors of each character. He actually admires the voice actors more than the actors. Le Mu still pays special attention to them on his Weibo!
Hearing Wang Leshan's reply, Guan Xi thought he had met a fellow friend, and asked happily, "Did you hear it?"
"Ah."
"Are you also interested in voice actors? Who else do you like?"
Wang Leshan shook his head: "If you're not interested, you can tell he's the only one."
Guan Xi tutted, "It's true love."
"No."
"Ok?"
"He's my cousin."
"..." Guan Xi said, "Brother Shan, can I ask you something?"
Wang Leshan said, "What's the matter?"
"Can you ask your cousin to record a wake-up ringtone for me?"
"Let me ask for you." Said, Wang Leshan picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to Le Mu.
Guan Xi couldn't care about the TV anymore, put on his slippers and followed Wang Leshan to the kitchen, staring at his cell phone eagerly, waiting for the little thing to make a sound.
Five minutes later, Guan Xi said, "Why hasn't your brother replied to you yet?"
Wang Leshan said while washing the vegetables, "I'm busy."
After all, it is working hours, maybe it is recording, so it is normal not to bring a mobile phone.
Until Wang Leshan brought the prepared two dishes and one soup to the table, Le Mu's reply still did not come.
Guan Xi poked the rice in the bowl: "Are you sure your brother didn't block you?"
"Can I not know if you pull black?"
"That's right." Guan Xi nodded, took a sip of each dish, and it was unexpectedly delicious, "Brother Shan, the cooking skills are pretty good, did your girlfriend train you?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"Tsk tsk, that was forced out by being single."
Sweeping his piercing eyes, Wang Leshan said indifferently: "If you don't say a few words, you won't die."
Just as Guan Xi was about to turn back, his quiet cell phone finally rang, and the screen displayed a WeChat message from Le Mu.
Guan Xi happily jumped three feet high, staring at Wang Leshan with a pair of big round eyes.
Wang Leshan clicked on WeChat, and the next moment, Le Mu's voice came out: "No problem, what do you want to record?"
Wang Leshan looked at Guan Xi, whose eyes were glowing with love. The 1.8-meter-eight man looked cute, and he showed no mercy, and put his phone to him in a funny way: "Say it yourself."
"Brother Shan! I love you!"
Guan Xi didn't even have time to eat, so he yelled to reply Le Mu's WeChat.The way they danced and danced was completely different from what Wang Leshan had seen before.
Wang Leshan thought: Why do you look like a child.Think again, more than ten years younger than yourself
Obviously, the second brother has already helped him take care of it.
After the call was terminated, Guan Xi's head was dizzy.He thought, this is probably the feeling of the bastard who was lying in the wishing pool every day and was thrown by money.
His two elder brothers looked fierce, but he was their own younger brother after all, and he still cared about and loved him at critical moments.
While Guan Xi was overjoyed, his nose was slightly sore from being touched. If he hadn't cared about people being in the taxi, he would have called his two brothers one by one. I know you are the best for me. Eldest brother, I will definitely have ten or eight children after I get married, and let them take care of you and Xiaozheng. Second brother, you are busy in the future, Yanyan and Shuangchen will take care of you."
Fortunately, he didn't make these two phone calls, otherwise, Guan Shanhai would definitely call him back: "Based on how you were when you were a child, do you think your child will take care of us for the elderly, or we will take care of your child? Ten or eight, I feel tired." Can I and Xiaozheng die?"
Guan Shanhe doesn't even need to open his mouth, his kindergarten-going daughter will reply: "Hehe, little uncle, you'd better take care of yourself. I don't want to play with you and Shuangchen."
When one's luck comes, one cannot stop it.
A few minutes after Guan Xi got home, he opened Xianyu and saw a mountain agreeing to his request. Just as he was about to calculate his recent income, the classmate who rented out the house for him rang his phone and said straight to the point, "It's rented!"
Guan Xi was ecstatic: "How much?"
"Twenty thousand a year."
"You wait for me to figure it out."
Immediately, Guan Xi's whispered calculation came from the phone.
The classmate grinned: "Forget it, it's in the early [-]s a month. I said make up the whole, [-] a year, and the other party was straightforward, and agreed immediately. However, he asked to see the house first. Did you see it?" Question, you can give money on the spot. What do you say?"
"What can I say? Of course it's good!" Guan Xi smiled at the phone stupidly, as if seeing an out-of-print figure flying towards him with two wings, "What day do you have an appointment to see?" house?"
"I haven't made an appointment yet, so I'll ask you if you want to work." The classmate suddenly remembered something and added, "By the way, the other party is a civil servant, so I didn't ask about the specifics."
When renting a house, I am most afraid of the complicated relationship between roommates.Civil servants will definitely be much better, and social relations are relatively simple.
The more Guan Xi listened, the more satisfied he was with this roommate: "Hurry up, I'm waiting to spend the money. I have time except for classes."
"Okay, then I have an appointment for you."
"Thank you so much." After Guan Xi thanked him, he didn't count it as his own income. The rent of 2 yuan was enough.
With Li Dadan's lessons learned before him, Guan Xi was afraid of being fooled, so he held the phone and licked the five pictures made by Xianyu upside down countless times, and then dialed Li Zheng's number.
Li Zheng turned out to be a child of an aunt's family hired by the Guan family many years ago, and he was considered a close friend with Guan Xi.Later that aunt passed away, and the Guan family couldn't contact Li Zheng's other relatives, so they temporarily adopted him for several years.It wasn't until Li Zheng's uncle found him from country A that he took Li Zheng away.
Li Zheng returned to China not long ago, and after a while, Guan Shanhai brought Li Zheng back and said that they were together.
Guan Xi was surprised and happy when his childhood playmate suddenly became a sister-in-law. You know, Li Zheng was the best to him since he was a child, and he was the best at coaxing him to love him. If there was anything, he would hide it for him.
Thinking of this, Guan Xi said something nice to Li Zhengmeng on the phone.
Li Zheng chuckled: "Tell me, if you have anything to ask me, I won't tell my elder brother."
"Xiaozheng, I knew that you are my brother. Ah, no, it's my sister-in-law."
"Young poor, tell me quickly."
Guan Xi chuckled: "Can you lend me some money to turn around." He summed up, "I'll pay you back in a week at most."
Li Zheng didn't ask how much money it was, and agreed straight away: "Yes."
Guan Xi reported the number, and 5 minutes later, Li Zheng transferred Alipay.
Guan Xi looked at the balance in Alipay, and confidently went to reply to a big mountain.
A stream: Dear, I'm back!Do you have time for an interview at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning?
Now there are many APPs downloaded on mobile phones, and there are also many push messages.Wang Leshan was annoyed. Except for WeChat and Alipay, he turned off this function in all other apps.
Since something was hanging on the salted fish recently, he always couldn't remember to read the message. After replying to a stream last time, he opened the push of the salted fish.Therefore, when a stream sent a message, he received it immediately.
A big mountain: Is the day after tomorrow afternoon okay?
A brook: There is a class [crying]
It turned out to be a student, Wang Leshan thought for a while, and walked to the desk of a new colleague who was assigned only this year.
The new colleague was entering the file, and suddenly there were many shadows in front of him. He raised his head: "Boss, what are you doing?"
Wang Leshan said: "Help me with a private matter tomorrow morning, and I will reimburse the travel expenses, is that okay?"
The new colleague nodded and said, "Okay, just tell me."
After explaining clearly to his colleagues what he had to do in person, Wang Leshan replied to Xiaoxi, agreeing to hand in hand tomorrow morning, and told his new colleague the time and place of the transaction.
Guan Xi happily ended the conversation, and the classmate called again.
"I made an appointment to see the house at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."
"what?"
The classmate heard his tone wrong: "What's wrong?"
Guan Xi thought with a sad face, he made an appointment with someone to trade figurines.
The classmate didn't wait for him to reply: "Isn't there no class tomorrow morning? What's the matter, are you busy tomorrow morning?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Guan Xi turned his head and came up with a countermeasure.
The classmate said, "Then I gave him your number."
"No, I'll give you another number later."
The classmate didn't know what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd, and didn't care, so he hung up the phone after telling him to hurry up.
Guan Xi lay on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, called up the recent call records, and clicked on one of them.
"Hey, sister~"
Li Zheng's helpless and funny voice came over: "Master Xiaoxi, what's your business?"
"I'll return the money to you tomorrow morning, okay?"
There is a whine in the ending sound, you don't need to look at Li Zheng to know that he is already rippling.
"I'm free, there's no rush."
"I'm in a hurry, hehe." Guan Xi smiled slyly, and changed his voice, "I just want to trouble you to make a trip in person."
Li Zheng: "Huh?"
"I rented the second bedroom. I have an appointment tomorrow morning. Can I trouble you to show him the next room? After watching the other party pay directly, you take it all. After deducting what I borrowed from you, the rest will be transferred to Alipay. Give it to me, please."
Li Zheng whispered in shock: "What? If your brother finds out, you will die."
"So, please don't tell Big Brother."
Li Zheng was a little embarrassed, but he had nothing to do with Guan Xi, the child was spoiled by the whole family since he was a child.
Renting a house is actually nothing, but because Mrs. Guan Xi, everyone is worried about him, for fear that he will be sold, and while counting the money for others, they sneered: "Hey, you sold less, my young master is worth a lot! "
Pressing his temple, Li Zheng said, "Is the tenant reliable?"
Guan Xi replied to him with the words of his classmates: "Reliable! Civil servants!"
Li Zheng sighed compromisingly: "Okay, let me help you investigate. If the other party is unreliable, I absolutely disagree."
Guan Xi patted his chest and promised: "You will definitely agree! Then shall I give your number to the house inspector?"
"Yes," Li Zheng said, "Give it."
Guan Xi reminded: "Don't show him my bedroom, just look at other rooms!"
Li Zheng didn't understand at first, but he realized it after a while, and let out a hearty laugh: "The Barbie dolls that have been treasured since childhood are all placed in the bedroom?"
"Fart! How old am I, don't mention the old almanac from 800 years ago, I only love figures now! Figures figure figures!"
Thinking of Guan Xi crying and begging his family members for Barbie dolls when he was a child, Li Zheng laughed out of breath.
The laughter made Guan Xi's face burn, and he hung up the phone in a hurry to make follow-up arrangements.
After everything was arranged properly on both sides, Guan Xi bared his teeth and smiled at the ceiling in satisfaction.
In celebration of the upcoming out-of-print figures and rentals, he decided to have a good time celebrating.
"My dear classmate."
The classmate who helped rent the house received another call from Guan Xi and asked curiously, "What else can I do?"
Guan Xi's eyes shined brightly: "Today I'm drunk and working!"
However, what awaits him tomorrow, he has no idea.
Trading at nine o'clock, he must go out after eight o'clock. For Guan Xi, he needs to get up early.
It's rare that Guan Xi didn't stay drunk all night, got stuck and rushed home before dawn.
But because he was too excited, the alarm didn't ring the next day, and he woke up.
Early in the morning, Guan Xi dressed neatly and went to the agreed subway entrance to trade with a big mountain.Leave a spare key to Li Zheng and tell him that if the other party is satisfied and the rent is paid, you can give him the key and let him move first. As for the contract, it will not be too late to sign when you come back.
The transaction was quick, and Guan Xi couldn't put it down holding the figurine, touching and looking at it, the little blemishes were nothing compared to getting the figurine.
The other party's salted fish had already been ordered for delivery, and after receiving the goods, Guan Xi paid the money without hesitation.
When he got home, he found Li Zheng sitting on the sofa alone, watching TV. The messy living room had been tidied up and the windows were clean.
Needless to say, this is all thanks to Li Zheng.
When Guan Xi was changing his shoes, he looked around and made sure that Li Zheng was the only one in the house, so he asked curiously, "Where is the housekeeper?"
Li Zheng stood up from the sofa: "Look, let's go."
"So fast!" Guan Xi walked over, holding a figure, reluctant to let go.
Li Zheng nodded: "A very mature man, I think he is very reliable. The money has been collected and the key has been given to him. He said that he has to pack his luggage for two days and he can move here in a few days."
Guan Xi didn't care about these things, winked at Li Zheng, and said, "Okay, thank you, sister-in-law, for helping me clean up this kennel in a decent way."
Can you rent it out if you don't pack it up?
It's just that Guan Xi has a broad heart, making a mess of the house, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, thinking that everyone is like him, bohemian.
Li Zheng grew up with him since he was a child, and he has long liked him. He said dumbfoundingly: "Open the QR code, and I will transfer the remaining money to you."
Guan Xi hehe took out his phone, opened Alipay, put his arm around Li Zheng's shoulder and said, "Have you had breakfast? Please."
After transferring the account, Li Zheng pushed his arm away, squinted and said, "Come on, what time is it? My elder brother asked me to have lunch together, so I left first, and if I turn around, it's over. He said he would pick me up at the company at noon." of."
"Oh, show your love." Guan Xi covered his eyes and shook his head, "I don't see it, I don't see it, I'm so envious of a single dog."
"If you find someone, you won't be envious?"
"It's not easy to find someone." Guan Xi shook his head with emotion, sent Li Zheng away, and sat on the sofa to sort out the figurines he had finally bought.
Guan Xi has been building pits for many years. When he moved to an apartment alone when he was in college, he specially bought a display cabinet with glass on all sides and put it in the living room.
The display cabinet is full of his collections from these years, and when he goes to the bathroom, he has to go around the display cabinet specially, as if he can't pee without taking a look.
What he got now is his favorite and hard-won figure, so of course he had to choose an excellent location.
Guan Xi stood in front of the display cabinet and fiddled with it for more than an hour, and finally rearranged all the figures in the cabinet, and reserved the most conspicuous and viewing position for the newly acquired out-of-print figures.
After finishing all this, Guan Xi nodded with satisfaction, and decided to go to Jinzhaozui to celebrate at night.
Other people's universities either go to the library, or eat, drink, or have half and half.
During Guan Xi's college career, the most experienced thing was clubbing.
If you are happy today, go to the bar to hang out; if you are not happy today, you should go to the bar to hang out; if you are in a normal mood today, you should go to the bar to hang out.
Guanxi, who has experienced many battles, finally chose Jinzhaozui after the big waves washed the sand, and soaked in it for many years.
Coincidentally, Wang Leshan was on duty again tonight. When he was patrolling the street at midnight, he happened to bump into the slightly drunk Guan Xi coming out of his current drunkenness.
Since the last oolong incident, Wang Leshan has specially investigated this person. As he said, he is not involved in pornography, gambling and drugs.
Seeing Wang Leshan, Guan Xi went up to say hello with a smile, "Good evening, Police Officer Wang."
Wang Leshan looked over the car window and glanced up at him: "Good evening."
Guan Xi hunched over, put his hands on the roof of the car, bent down, and the smell of alcohol sprayed everywhere from the window: "Today I didn't do anything except drink."
Wang Leshan wrinkled his nose in disgust, not knowing where his words came from, and replied with a question mark on his head: "Oh."
Guan Xi twisted his butt triumphantly: "See how you catch me in."
Wang Leshan: "..."
If it weren't for the previous several times of dealing with each other, Wang Leshan would have suspected that he was taking drugs.Right now, he was only regarded as an ordinary drunkard, and the last bit of the heart of the Virgin who saved the fallen boy was also blown away by the smell of alcohol.
This person is not a boy who has lost his footing at all, but a boy who has lost his mind!
"I still have work to do, so I'm leaving first." Before he could answer, Wang Leshan raised the window and asked the driver to drive quickly, as far away from this person as possible.
Guan Xi straightened up: "Cut! Why are you hiding so quickly, I still want to avoid you!"
It's a pity that things didn't go as planned.
When Guan Xi changed his shoes, he found that there were a few extra pairs of shoes in the shoe cabinet that did not belong to him.With his keen sense of smell, he smelled the smell of other people in the air.
Every time he walked through a room, he turned on a light.
The first thing I came to was the kitchen. Since I moved in, I have never been in the empty kitchen except for boiling water and the water heater. Now there is oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on the stove, and when I opened the cabinet, it was full of pots and pans pot.
Followed by the second bedroom, the door is open, no one is inside.
Guan Xi leaned against the door frame, left the bed with only one mattress, and changed into a gray four-piece suit.The closet was half open, and there were several boxes, large and small, on the floor, some were open, some were still unpacked, apparently they left when they were half packed.
There was no one in the living room, toilet, balcony, or master bedroom, which further confirmed Guan Xi's conjecture.
All the things have been moved, and the people haven't come yet, so they must have gone out for a while.
Guan Xi rubbed his hands expectantly, it was later than he came home, most of the tenants were like him, also a nightclub prince.
In this way, someone can surf together in the future, which is really great!
Full of anticipation, Guan Xi took a shower and fell asleep.
The next day, Guan Xi, who had no class in the morning, tossed and turned on the bed, so sleepy that every cell in his body was screaming: "I don't want to get up, I don't want to get up."
But he was so urgent to urinate that his bladder was about to explode.
Guan Xi grunted a few times in resentment, kicked his legs twice as if he was dying, and reluctantly got out of bed, without fully opening his eyes, he ran to the toilet barefoot.
Through the gap between his eyelids, he suddenly saw a person brushing his teeth standing in the toilet. He was stunned for a second, and realized that it was a new tenant, so he was relieved.
There was only one toilet in the house, and Guan Xi couldn't hold it any longer. Based on the principle that everyone was a man and had nothing to worry about, he didn't even have time to dig out, so he took off his pajama pants, bare buttocks, and stood in front of the toilet and started to drain the water.
The washstand and the toilet are on the same level, Guan Xi subconsciously turned his face to the side, trying to see the other person's appearance clearly.
The person who was brushing his teeth was interrupted by this series of actions, and turned his face to greet the landlord.
Looking at each other, Guan Xi's eyes widened in vain.The other held a toothbrush, opened his mouth wide in surprise, white foam sprayed out, and the two said in unison——
"why you!"
"why you!"
"Hey! Look carefully, where are you peeing?" Wang Leshan quickly dodged a wave of attacks by virtue of his years of experience in the industry.
Guan Xi returned to his original position in an instant with the momentum to turn the tide, but unfortunately, a few drops of urine were still falling on the toilet.
Wang Leshan frowned almost imperceptibly, calmed down quickly, and said with mint-flavored foam in his mouth, "You urinate first, and we'll talk after you finish urinating."
The current situation of the two of them is really not suitable for talking.
Wang Leshan quickly finished brushing his teeth, picked up a towel and was about to wash his face, when he realized that the neighbor seemed to have been quiet for a long time.
Turning his head to look, Guan Xi was anxiously facing the toilet with his bare lower body.
Urination frequency, urgency, incontinence...
Wang Leshan couldn't help but think of this brainwashing commercial line, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Do you have a problem?"
Guan Xi glared: "You are the only one who has the problem!"
Being teased for no reason, Wang Leshan was not angry, and continued to ask him: "Then why can't you urinate?"
"I'm staring at you, can you pee?"
"Of course, I'm fine."
Guan Xi was so angry that he was half dead, he was frightened just now, and there was another person standing next to him, so he was forced to urinate back.After pushing Wang Leshan out, it took a while before he urinated slowly again.
Coming out of the bathroom, Wang Leshan was leaning against the door waiting for him, as if deliberately eavesdropping on him outside to prove whether there was any problem with him.
The previous bad experiences came together. This police officer always sent himself to the police station. Guan Xi felt like sitting on pins and needles when he thought about living with him for a year in the future.
No, we must not let similar incidents happen again, Guan Xi's brain became hot, and he said before the other party said: "I will not rent this house anymore!"
Hearing this, Wang Leshan was taken aback for a moment.The last house he rented, the owner had to sell the house to make up for the vacancy because of investment failure, so he wanted to change the house temporarily.My own house is only half built, and I don't know when it will be handed over.
During the days when there was no demand, I selected several rental houses on the Internet, and after looking around, the one in Guanxi was the best.
The transportation is convenient, very close to the Yuecheng Sub-bureau; shopping around is convenient; the community environment is also good; most importantly, the rent is fair.
Although the one-year period is longer, but Wang Leshan calculated that even if his house is handed over, it will take a long time to decorate and dry it.
The owner of the house is a college student, a child who has not entered the society, and most of them are pure-minded and good-natured.The person who took him to see the house claimed to be the elder brother of the owner. Wang Leshan saw that he was well-dressed and modest, and talking to him was like a spring breeze.With such an older brother, the younger brother must be no different.
Who would have thought that his younger brother would be Guan Xi!
But it's true, my brother is so good, his parents will definitely spoil him even more, Guan Xi can see that he is a carefree child who is pampered.
Since the other party doesn't want to rent it to him, then forget it, he doesn't like forcing others to make things difficult, or living under the same roof in the future will be so awkward.
It may take some time to find a suitable house. In just a few minutes, Wang Leshan has already made plans.If Guan Xi asked him to stay for a few more days, it would be best to give him a transition period. If not, he could go to Er Bao's house to deal with it for a few days.
"Okay." Wang Leshan agreed, and asked him if he could give himself a few days to find another house, and finally said, "The rent for these few days will be deducted from 2 yuan."
2 yuan! ! !
Where is there another 2 yuan.
Talking about it for a while, talk about money crematorium.
The domineering look on his face was put away in a second, and there was a smile on his face.Guan Xi grinned and said, "Officer Wang, I was speaking in a moment of anger. You see, you just moved here, and you will have to worry about moving again. I didn't wake up just now, so I got angry. Come on, come on, the lease contract is not Haven't signed it yet, sign it now."
Guan Xi is now afraid that Wang Leshan will not be willing to rent a house, where will he get 2 yuan for him.
Wang Leshan put away the contract that belonged to him, but he still didn't understand why he signed the lease contract without renting it.
Guan Xi read to the name column on the contract: "Wang Le (lè) Shan."
Wang Leshan corrected it as usual: "Read yuè."
Guan Xi said "ah", "Why?"
"Because my mother's surname is Le."
"Oh, Le Wuyi, it's Nian Yuè hahaha."
Wang Leshan was at a loss, not knowing who Le Wuyi was.However, he was still thinking about the urine on the toilet, so he put away the contract, took out a few pieces of paper and went to wipe the toilet, fearing that it would not be clean, he flushed it with water again, and cleaned the whole bathroom.
Guan Xi leaned against the door frame and saw that he kept the bathroom spotless. The toilet seat seemed to be a diamond, with its own dazzling light.
"Brother Shan, you will be in charge of the housework from now on, and I will cover all the utilities."
Wang Leshan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he called himself: "No, how much money can you have? Water and electricity are half and half, and I also do housework."
Guan Xi took advantage of it, and happily lay on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.
After Wang Leshan cleaned the toilet, he cleaned the living room and the kitchen again. When he finished cleaning the second bedroom he rented, he stood in front of Guanxi's closed master bedroom door and asked, "Do you want to clean your room?"
Intrusion into the private domain is not allowed without permission.
Guan Xi didn't take it seriously, stared at the screen, and slid his finger on the screen to operate: "Of course!"
With a sound of "squeak", the door was gradually opened.
Wang Leshan never thought that he would push open such a door. It was a wooden door used in ordinary home decoration. Pushing it open seemed to open the door to a new world.
The overwhelming pink burst into the retina with lightning speed, and everything in the range of sight is pink, even the desk lamp and quilt cover are no exception.
On the messy bed, there is a pink plush toy with its butt facing Wang Leshan, its curly tail, and its head hidden in the pink quilt.
Wang Leshan suddenly thought of Guan Xi in the toilet just now.
He seemed to have been sluggish for a century, and murmured, "What the hell kind of place is this!"
Guan Xi, who heard the broken words, turned around and lay down on the sofa with angry eyes: "What the hell! That's my bedroom."
bedroom?Why don't you say it's a boudoir!
If it wasn't for the fact that he had seen him all in the toilet, Wang Leshan would have suspected that this person was a disciple of the Eastern leader.
Wang Leshan searched and searched, but couldn't find a suitable adjective, so he could only say dryly: "This is too fanciful."
"You don't care! I can do whatever I want in my own bedroom." Guan Xi became more and more annoyed as he spoke, and the sad past was brought back, "Why do men like pink? Why is pink equal to sissy. Okay, I won't bring it. Go outside and put it in your own bedroom. I didn’t put it in public areas like the living room, kitchen, and bathroom. What’s the matter next to you? Why are you reacting so much? You come out, and I won’t let you clean up my room.”
Wang Leshan was bombarded by him for a long time like a cannonball, and was dragged out by the small steel cannon that jumped off the sofa.
Although Guan Xi is so taller than Wang Leshan, in terms of strength, he is definitely not as good as the police uncle who has been exercising for a long time.
Wang Leshan remained motionless, Guan Xi stubbornly dragged his arm, and if he couldn't move, he simply hugged his waist and pulled it out, like a calf, his angry appearance was a little different...cute?
Wang Leshan felt that he must have been blinded by the pink in the room, otherwise he would have such a weird idea.
"Okay." In exchange for so many words, Wang Leshan felt a headache. He reached out to lift Guan Xi's collar and slipped away. "I just sigh, who looks down on you? Playing with your phone while you're at it."
Clothes are flying all over the master bedroom, all kinds of unfinished drinks can be seen everywhere on the bedside table, computer desk, and bay window, and the date is still three days ago!
Lifting the quilt, there was a towel hidden inside.
Well, it's pink too.
Wang Leshan likes men, and in his many years of reading experience, he has never seen another man who is so obsessed with pink.
Even the same kind that my mother's parents don't know, they are not so pink.
Compared with the room full of pink, Wang Leshan was more surprised by the messiness of this bedroom.
Guan Xi followed behind him, saw him tidy up and said, "Hey, don't take it away, I'm going to wear those pants tomorrow, just put them on the back of the chair, that's enough. Wait, I haven't finished reading those books, Don't put it in the bookcase."
Wang Leshan wondered, "Read seven books at the same time?"
Guan Xi asked confidently, "Can't you?"
"Okay, okay."
Wang Leshan can't handle reading [-] books in one go, but can't he organize them all?It was thrown crookedly on the corner of the table, like a bean curd project, but it has been standing forever, which is really a miracle!
Since the books were not to be moved, Wang Leshan had no choice but to pile them up neatly, in a boxy shape, just like the quilts in the military camp, and put them against the wall.
After some simple tidying up, the desk area was finally visible.
Wang Leshan moved to the sleeping area, just glanced at it, and without thinking, he changed all the pink quilt covers, pillows and sheets.
Guan Xi hurriedly stopped him: "Don't, it was only changed last month."
Wang Leshan repeated word by word: "Shang, a, month?"
Guan Xi said seriously: "My mother came to change it for me, I remember it very clearly."
"If your mother doesn't come, you won't change?"
No problem, Guan Xi nodded.
The veins on Wang Leshan's forehead twitched, the person in front of him cleaned himself up cleanly, how could he live like a pig at home.
"Let's go, let's do it."
Guan Xi grabbed the quilt tightly and said, "It's really not dirty."
"I wash, don't want you to wash."
"However, it needs to be cleaned."
Wang Leshan rubbed his forehead speechlessly: "You are really a young master."
Guan Xi raised his brows, and his small appearance was as loud as he could: "That's right, someone gave him the nickname Guan San Shao."
Hearing this, Wang Leshan shook his head straightly: "I'm doing it, will it work?"
"That's fine." Guan Xi let go of his hand for a second, pointed to the drawer on the side of the bed, and said bluntly, "the clean ones are there."
Well, it's all right now, it's not pink, it's small florals.
Guan Xi, who doesn't have to work by himself, is happy and relaxed, and suddenly feels that this new roommate is not too bad.Followed behind Wang Leshan's ass, walked from the master bedroom to the washing machine, and followed him back to the master bedroom.
The sun outside was good, Wang Leshan opened the curtains, and carried the quilt to the bay window to dry.When it's over, go to the second bedroom and dry your quilt in the same way.
Like supervisor Guan Xi, he watched him work with relish, and kept asking, "Brother Shan, are you a virgin?"
Wang Leshan ignored him.
Guan Xi asked again: "Is my guess right?"
Guan Xi, who still didn't get the answer, turned around, ran back to the bedroom to look at the ID information on the contract, ran out again after a while, and said with a smile: "It's really a virgin, I guess this thing is accurate."
Wang Leshan glanced at him, not understanding his pride, and soon saw this person smiling and froze.For about three or four seconds, there was another burst of laughter.
Wang Leshan looked at him confusedly: "What are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing." Guan Xi hugged his stomach happily and laughed, feeling that it was too fun to tell a big man that you were a virgin.
Wang Leshan rolled his eyes and regarded him as mentally retarded: "I'm going to buy vegetables, do you want to eat together at noon?"
"Of course! You don't work?"
"I was on duty last night, and I'm taking a day off today."
"Oh." Guan Xi nodded.
After getting drunk last night, he still thought that he would never see this person in his life, but he didn't expect that in the future, he would meet day and night.
Destiny is such a little bitch.
After Wang Leshan left, Guan Xi turned on the TV, picked a good TV station, slumped on the sofa, and played with his mobile phone to pass the time.
Logged into Weibo, and found two more private messages, opened it to check, it turned out that two of the Weibo lucky draws that were forwarded before had won the prize, and the other party asked him to provide a recipient address to facilitate sending gifts.
One contained a set of gift boxes of whole grains, and the other contained a book.
Guan Xi didn't remember whether he had retweeted these two Weibos at all, but since he won the lottery, he must have retweeted them.
Although he is not short of money now, he is also very depressed. After transferring so much money, why didn't he win any of them?
Send your address in two or three, thank you for the gift under the skin.
After replying, refresh the weibo, just in time to see Ke Fuhan's new weibo last night.
@柯红寒: "The Taste of First Love" finally meets you all, remember to watch it!
Ke Fuhan has been in the showbiz for several years, but it took nearly a year to become popular.
When he sang in the past, he was not popular until he entered the film and television circle.
Guan Xi has seen his previous dramas, he is the male second of ten thousand years, the advantage is that the character is pleasing, and gradually he has accumulated a lot of popularity.
Guan Xi has a good impression of him. He thinks this actor is down-to-earth and sunny. When recording variety shows, he is very funny, down-to-earth, and full of jokes. He also knows how to respect his predecessors. Unlike some celebrities, he looks very impetuous.
This time "The Taste of First Love" is the first TV series in which Ke Fuhan starred in the male lead. Guan Xi was bored anyway, so he searched the playlist and found that it was just the replay time, so he tuned to that station and started watching.
When Wang Leshan came back, Guan Xi had already watched one episode and was watching the broadcast of the second episode.
"Are you back? Do you want to watch TV together? It's very good."
"Wait."
Wang Leshan went to the kitchen to wash the newly bought fruit and put them on the tea table. He heard a familiar voice, subconsciously raised his gaze to the TV, and then froze.
Guan Xi retracted his legs on the coffee table, took an apple, adjusted his sitting posture, and made room for Wang Leshan. When he looked up, he found that the man was staring at the TV in a daze, so he touched him with his bare feet: "You like it too." Ke Fuhan?"
Like a mouse seeing a cat, Wang Leshan quickly withdrew his gaze and said in a muffled voice, "I don't like it."
"why?"
"No why."
"Ke Fuhan is so handsome, and his acting skills are also good. The dubbing choice this time is Le Mu, right? His voice is so nice!" Guan Xi took a bite of an apple intoxicated.
"Yes, it's him."
One of Guan Xi’s favorite things about watching TV is to identify the voice actors of each character. He actually admires the voice actors more than the actors. Le Mu still pays special attention to them on his Weibo!
Hearing Wang Leshan's reply, Guan Xi thought he had met a fellow friend, and asked happily, "Did you hear it?"
"Ah."
"Are you also interested in voice actors? Who else do you like?"
Wang Leshan shook his head: "If you're not interested, you can tell he's the only one."
Guan Xi tutted, "It's true love."
"No."
"Ok?"
"He's my cousin."
"..." Guan Xi said, "Brother Shan, can I ask you something?"
Wang Leshan said, "What's the matter?"
"Can you ask your cousin to record a wake-up ringtone for me?"
"Let me ask for you." Said, Wang Leshan picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to Le Mu.
Guan Xi couldn't care about the TV anymore, put on his slippers and followed Wang Leshan to the kitchen, staring at his cell phone eagerly, waiting for the little thing to make a sound.
Five minutes later, Guan Xi said, "Why hasn't your brother replied to you yet?"
Wang Leshan said while washing the vegetables, "I'm busy."
After all, it is working hours, maybe it is recording, so it is normal not to bring a mobile phone.
Until Wang Leshan brought the prepared two dishes and one soup to the table, Le Mu's reply still did not come.
Guan Xi poked the rice in the bowl: "Are you sure your brother didn't block you?"
"Can I not know if you pull black?"
"That's right." Guan Xi nodded, took a sip of each dish, and it was unexpectedly delicious, "Brother Shan, the cooking skills are pretty good, did your girlfriend train you?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"Tsk tsk, that was forced out by being single."
Sweeping his piercing eyes, Wang Leshan said indifferently: "If you don't say a few words, you won't die."
Just as Guan Xi was about to turn back, his quiet cell phone finally rang, and the screen displayed a WeChat message from Le Mu.
Guan Xi happily jumped three feet high, staring at Wang Leshan with a pair of big round eyes.
Wang Leshan clicked on WeChat, and the next moment, Le Mu's voice came out: "No problem, what do you want to record?"
Wang Leshan looked at Guan Xi, whose eyes were glowing with love. The 1.8-meter-eight man looked cute, and he showed no mercy, and put his phone to him in a funny way: "Say it yourself."
"Brother Shan! I love you!"
Guan Xi didn't even have time to eat, so he yelled to reply Le Mu's WeChat.The way they danced and danced was completely different from what Wang Leshan had seen before.
Wang Leshan thought: Why do you look like a child.Think again, more than ten years younger than yourself
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