Overturning the Road to Rebirth

Overturning the road to salted fish

Xiao Liangyi opened his eyes in the darkness. When he put his hand less than one centimeter in front of his eyes, he couldn't see the shape of his fingers clearly. He thought that because of his misbehavior in the previous life, this world would end up like the sequelae that Tong Tong said. One, he became blind.

But when he wanted to change from lying down to sitting, his head suddenly hit a hard stone, the dull pain made him howl, and tears burst out instantly.

Tong Tong coughed, and said in his mind: [Don't get excited, you're not blind. 】

Xiao Liang waited for the pain to subside a bit, then covered his head and asked: 【Then where am I? 】

Stretch out a hand to feel it, the place is not particularly narrow, but it is not enough for him to stand upright, nor for him to lie down in another direction.

Tong Tong suddenly said: 【You are already dead, guess where you are? 】

[Don't be naughty, we still have a lot of things to do] Xiao Liang wanted to grab its soft rabbit ears, but suddenly remembered that the barrel hadn't turned into a solid body, and felt lost for a moment.

Bucket: [I'm not kidding, you're in a place where the dead are, and you're indeed dead. 】

He subconsciously touched his left chest, and sure enough there was no beating, and then stroked the place where he was locked, there were countless twisted and complicated nicks, plus it was a cuboid, icy cold, he shuddered, and asked: 【…… No, it's in the coffin, right? 】

Tong Tong: [Congratulations, but there is no prize for the correct answer. 】

Once Xiao Liang was depressed, he wanted to sit up with his legs crossed, but something happened that made him even more dumbfounded.

Xiao Liangyi: [Bucket, barrel barrel, why can't I move my legs? 】

Tong Tong: [Oh, I forgot to tell you, although you are not blind, but there are side effects, you can't walk in this world. 】

...Is this something that can be forgotten? !

It took him a long time to digest this fact, and after confirming that the parts below his butt really couldn't move, he turned over sadly and lay face down, feeling like a salted fish.

Seeing him so disappointed, Tong Tong still felt a little pained, and comforted him: [...It's okay, even if you lose two legs, you still have a benefit! 】

After a long time, Xiao Liang asked sullenly: 【What's the benefit? 】

TongTong forcibly turned up its electronic sound, trying to make the tone sound a little more cheerful: [That is, you are already a dead person!The dead don't need to eat or drink, and you don't need to go to the toilet in this world!Isn't it great! 】

... Even the right to eat and drink is deprived. What is the meaning of a life that is saltier than salted fish.

Xiao Liang wept silently, but suddenly there was a violent explosion outside, causing the sarcophagus to shake non-stop. He thought it was an earthquake, but he couldn't stand up when he wanted to escape, and he couldn't even push the coffin lid.

After about ten minutes, the shaking gradually stopped, and the sarcophagus also cracked a gap as wide as a pinky finger, and the wind rushed in immediately. As soon as Xiao Liang heard a conversation coming from outside the coffin——

"It's really lucky. The high priest said that those dirty things are hidden underground. It's true, but it's hidden too well!"

"I found it after bombing so many places in a row. I don't know how high-grade this guy should be."

"Lears is right. According to past experience, the deeper the place is hidden, the more powerful things will appear."

"Hey, look at the layout here, why doesn't it look like a vampire at all?!"

Hearing the sound of footsteps, there were probably no less than five people who broke in. Xiao Liangyi was attracted by the word "vampire", and asked with a frightened face: [Bucket... I'm not a vampire, am I? ! 】

The legendary vampires can run as fast as lightning. If he is really that kind of unknown creature who drinks blood even if he is limping... then it is not a vampire but a vampire, right? ! ! !

Tuotuo: [Obviously, you are not, you can touch your teeth. 】

Xiao Liang did as he did, and slid his fingers up and down. It was very good, perfect, with two lines and not even a canine tooth.

Xiao Liangyi: [Then why am I sleeping in a coffin? 】

Tong Tucao: [You should ask this question first, instead of constantly worrying about whether you are a salted fish or whether you are worse than a salted fish. 】

So the kind system rabbit sent him the background.

At the same time, the people outside the sarcophagus finally discovered the large and outrageous sarcophagus in the corner after observing the large enough basement.

"This coffin is really the biggest I've ever seen. The vampire that will come out in a while won't be too big, right?"

"Char, why are you always so careful, even if it's a huge mutated vampire, have you forgotten who we brought here?"

Almost the second after the man's voice fell, a pair of black boots, with proud straight long legs, walked towards the sarcophagus. The man was wearing a nighttime knight suit, with gold or silver ornaments on his shoulders and chest. medals, and every honor picked out can crush a pompous magistrate.His face was expressionless but his features were sharp, and he exuded a silent but extremely aggressive aura. Before he took a step, the people around him subconsciously gave him the widest path.

Liers was the calmest in the affiliated group. He followed behind the man and asked, "Captain, should we open the sarcophagus directly? Or be safer and prepare holy water?"

The man who is honored as the governor is about 1.9 meters tall. He stands much taller in front of the sarcophagus. He looked at the light gray sarcophagus carefully and found that there are many complicated characters on it. They are not Latin, but more like oriental fonts, deep and deep There was a question in his eyebrows, and before everyone had time to respond, he simply lifted the lid of the coffin!

And just now Xiao Liang tried his best to push a stone that was indifferent as if it was blown away like a piece of foam. If it weren't for the terrible sound of the huge coffin lid falling on the ground, and the shaking of the basement due to the vibration, it would all remind others of its weight and quality. , no one would believe that a man has such terrifying strength.

The man opened the sarcophagus, but didn't make any further moves, he just said coldly: "Come out!"

Xiao Liang, who had just received the background, didn't even have time to lie down and pretend to be dead, so he could only hold the coffin wall pitifully, poking out one side of his head in full view, his small eyes were extremely pitiful.

The subordinates who couldn't see his whole picture clearly pinched their thighs or the soft flesh on their waist subconsciously, reminding themselves not to soften their hearts to those innocent eyes that were as clean as a holy lake. You know, the first step for a vampire to lure its prey, It is the beauty they are proud of!

Liers is the closest and can see the most clearly. He often follows the governor on missions, and he can already see his impatience from the clenched fist of the man. This "vampire" looks so small, so he may not have done "bad things". So he heard the sound and persuaded: "Come out quickly."

After Xiao Liang exerted himself a few times, he could barely sit up, but he couldn't get out. The corners of his eyes were red with tears, and finally he shook his head while maintaining that pitiful look, and said to the man: "Climb, I can't get out qaq"

Seeing the man stepping over with one step, looking down at him, Xiao Liang, who understood the background, shrank back spinelessly, and said angrily, "Where are you, Lu Xiangsheng? This fucking salted fish with no legs can't survive in life!"