[Comprehensive] I came out of the infinite world and decided to go on vacation

He was a clown, but the person in front of him did have clown makeup painted on his face, but he was not. He was wearing a purple suit with dyed green hair, which really didn't look like much.

His tone and expression were neurotic. Shanks carefully discerned that the "smiling lips" on his face turned out to be a masterpiece of cutting his cheeks with a knife. Come out" conjecture, in a sense, he was indeed right.

Children's intuition is the most accurate, and Shanks has always believed in this point—in other words, he is extremely convinced that his sixth sense is correct.

He didn't like the smiling clown in front of him, and he even had a little fear. This kind of fear was different from his surrender to absolute power when he faced Jiang Yuenian. the fear of others.

He grabbed Jiang Yuenian's sleeve, "Let's go, Mr. Jiang."

"Don't worry, this red-haired kid." Mr. Clown showed a standard clown face, a huge smile was outlined with oil paint on his face, he lifted the muscles of his cheeks, trying to make his own The smile became a little more obvious, but it was obvious that he had failed.If it wasn't for Jiang Yuenian's other hand grabbing a boy who was staring at everyone's thighs, Shanks would have hugged Jiang Yuenian's thigh tightly at this time and exclaimed: The clown I saw on TV is not like this at all!

Huairou failed, the clown touched his nose nonchalantly, "Okay, my friends, come on, do you want me to show you around my amusement park? Oh, take this cute kid..." He patted The boy's head was bared, and his fingers were almost bitten off by the very hungry boy.

"Ah, what a murderer." He shook his hand that wiped the bleeding, and continued to shake it in front of the boy, "As the director of an amusement park, I like children like you the most."

Jiang Yuenian is no stranger to this kind of neurosis. After all, there are not one thousand but eight hundred people in the main god space. He continued to maintain a smile on his face and stretched out his arms as if entertaining guests, "Do you want to go in and have a look?" ? But the boss is not here, and the most exciting "bridge" can't be shown for the time being."

Shanks poked his head from Jiang Yuenian's side, and the "most exciting part" himself was standing there, his bulb-like eyes glowed green with hunger, and his eyes glanced over the thighs of the people in front of him from time to time. This is his favorite part.

"No, no, no." Mr. Clown shook his head, he looked at the drooling boy in front of him, "Look at this!" He knelt down and kept looking, "Look, this kid is really a masterpiece! Isn't it?"

"Oh, boy." He leaned closer to Shanks, the bright purple suit smelled of dust, blood, and corruption, "Why are you looking at me so seriously? Today is a happy day, worth celebrating! "

Jiang Yuenian unreasonably reached out to block the clown's face, blocking his and Shanks' gaze, "You said you were the director?"

"Yes, I am!" The clown still looks like that, neither appreciating friendliness nor annoyed when he is rude, he looks at Jiang Yuenian, people like them always have an inexplicable feeling, of course it is different from GAY The radar of space, but a search for a similarly dark interior, "Is there anything I can do for you, Mister Tourist?"

His facial expressions, tone of voice, and body were all exaggerated, like a clown performing a funny show on stage.He is very happy now, just as he said before, today is indeed a good day, he found a little bat wearing a dark skin doing righteous things, and also met a bat that was shrouded in darkness but held firmly The person with the firefly in his hand.He couldn't help laughing, it was interesting, it was so interesting.

"Since you are the director of the garden, you should know the whereabouts of all your employees, right?" Jiang Yuenian calmly ignored the man in front of him who suddenly laughed like a convulsion. This world must not be chosen by Fang Lin at random. When it comes to the task protection objects that I have encountered, it can already explain the problem.

"I want to know the whereabouts of Shuang Yi."

"Is this a deal?" The clown stopped laughing suddenly, his green hair fell from his forehead because of the violent action just now, his pupils were full of jokes, he didn't smile, but his face helped him laugh, " Or do you want to play a game with me?"

"Trading or games are fine." Jiang Yuenian raised his eyebrows, "So? Do you want us to play with you?"

"No, no, I want you, and of course the little cutie next to me..." The clown looked at Shanks with disgust, his cheeks separated by the knife squirmed with the frequency of his words, " As for this red-haired little guy, of course he should go to bed obediently, staying up late is not a good boy."

Jiang Yuenian raised his wrist, it was getting late, and there was still a red hair pendant on his arm, looking at him pitifully, "I have something to do now, if you have any news, you can contact me."

He tightened the chains of the monster boy again, and Jiang Yuenian gave him to the clown as collateral. Before leaving, he asked Gong Yi if he would leave with him, but was rejected again as expected.

Jiang Yuenian would not rush to save someone he had only met once, so he led Shanks away.

Although the clown said that he was a qualified tour guide, Jiang Yuenian was really hard to believe seeing how he spoke casually. He chose to give the clown his phone number, and went to find a place to make a living by himself.

He needs the trace of Shuangyi, and also needs to travel, so it seems that cooperating with the local snake "Joker" is the best choice.

Shanks sat in the back seat, his hands were not on the back shelf like when he came, but he put his arms around Jiang Yuenian's waist.

"Why did you ask him to cooperate?" Shanks pouted, with unhappiness that he didn't even notice, "He's obviously not a good person, he looks like the kind of snake that would stab a farmer in the back, you This is seeking skin from a lion!"

The warm body in front of him trembled, and Shanks heard the vibration in Jiang Yuenian's chest, "It's the snake that bit the farmer, and it's seeking skin from the tiger...Ah, to be honest, your parents didn't want to let you Go to school?"

"No, no." Shanks muttered, his voice was not as loud as a mosquito.

Jiang Yuenian's hearing is better, he smiled, and the laughter was quickly blown away by the wind, "No money? Or what?"

"No parents." Shanks looked at the back of the man's head in front of him, trying to see the man's current expression through perspective.

"Really." Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuenian just responded lightly, and didn't speak any more along the way.

Sending Shanks back to the orphanage, Jiang Yuenian stood by the side of the road, he looked at the coming mist again, the fog seemed to be alive, showing off his teeth and claws, Jiang Yuenian looked at the light blue mist, suddenly wanted to point Have a cigarette.

He hesitated for a moment, touched the chewing gum in his pocket, it was empty.

He walked towards the convenience store not far away.

A luxury car crashed into Maanna (a small red motorcycle) at this moment.

That car doesn't look cheap. Its streamlined shape, silver-gray body, and avant-garde design make this car full of futuristic technology. I don't know why Jiang Yuenian thinks it looks familiar. Maybe there is one in Tony's garage. .

When a sports car collides with a small motorcycle, no matter how you look at it, it is only the latter who suffers, but this motorcycle is not an ordinary vehicle. Tianzhou's paddles are not a joke. If it is so easy to crash, the stupid goddess will probably be fine. Hit the tofu directly and commit suicide.

Cigarettes are no longer available for purchase.

Jiang Yuenian put his hands in his pockets helplessly. The car in the distance was knocked into a huge dent by a motorcycle. It looked like a motorcycle was added to the front cover of the car. It was a bit magical. The smell of alcohol coming out of the car was even stronger than the smell of blood.

It seems that he was not seriously injured, drinking and driving, he deserves a lesson.

His pace slowed down, and when he was almost in front of the car, he pretended to be in a hurry, panted and leaned into the car——

"Are you all right?"

The two airbags in the car have deployed, a man and a woman are being squeezed on the seat, one is wearing a suit, the other is wearing an overly revealing tube top skirt, Jiang Yuenian pretends not to see the woman's two airbags and The appearance of the airbags in the car squeezed together.

The woman was sitting in the co-pilot's seat and had passed out, while the man was in the driver's seat with a large bloodstain on his forehead, but his eyes were still clear.He stared at Jiang Yuenian, like a drunk man distinguishing the "multiple shadow clones" in front of him.

"Sir, are you okay?" Jiang Yuenian stepped forward and grabbed his armpit to help him out. He had to say that he was holding a man weighing tens of kilograms like a supermarket shopping bag, with such a relaxed look The man who pretended to be drunk was a little surprised. He watched the well-meaning man continue to lift the culprit of the co-pilot out of the car with a lighter posture, pretending to be drunk quietly.

Bruce had planned to go home early.

After all, before going to the dinner today, his old housekeeper Alfred told him that if he continues to stay up late today and miss tomorrow's birthday party, then both the cookies and the afternoon tea will disappear, and he will also get a gift Morning greetings of the month.

It's a pretty scary threat, and it's not fun to piss off an old man who knows everything about you.

It is rare for Gotham to be calm these few days. He took advantage of the people at the banquet to go out to inspect, and returned to the venue before the host of the banquet announced the end. Splashed a whole bottle of brandy on his body, played his 120-point actor-level acting skills and pretended to be drunk, and got into his car with his girlfriend who was really drunk——

What, drink don't drive, drive don't drink?

Sorry, Bruce, Playboy, Playboy, Lustful and Lustful, Wayne doesn't care about these things.

Besides, he didn't really drink.

However, what he didn't expect was that the female companion whom he just met today turned into a drunken madman and insisted on grabbing his steering wheel halfway. In desperation, he had no choice but to knock the female model unconscious, but the car that deviated from the track still crashed into the road A parked motorcycle.

It could be that he deliberately drove to a section of the road where there were no people. If the car broke down, he would just need to pay some compensation.

He lay on the ground, turned his head to the side—

???

He suspected that his eyes were dazzled, otherwise why was the motorcycle intact, no, it should be said to be standing there as bright as new, with not even a piece of red paint off it?

"Do I need to call an ambulance for you?" Jiang Yuenian picked up his phone.

Bruce Wayne hasn't forgotten the setting that he was drunk, he pretended to be sober, "What's going on? Is that your car?"

"Yes, mine." Jiang Yuenian lowered his head and pressed the phone, "Sorry for damaging your car, I will compensate you."

"Don't call!" No matter who this person is, it is not a simple person who owns this kind of technological car.

How could such a person come to Gotham?

Don't ask Bruce why he knew that Jiang Yuenian was not from Gotham, Bruce got up and pressed Jiang Yuenian's screen, looking at him with blue eyes like the deep sea, as if it was a sin to refuse such a person's plea, "Well, I don't suffer anything Injury, why don't you just send me home, I have a private doctor at home."

Jiang Yuenian raised his eyebrows, he seemed to understand the tricks of the person in front of him.

"Okay." He smiled, and pulled out the motorcycle casually, "Let's go."

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I wrote two versions, and I died, and I can only use one, which is very heartbreaking!

The last day of the Dragon Boat Festival is also the last day of the Dragon Boat Festival! (Not implied!)