[Comprehensive] I came out of the infinite world and decided to go on vacation

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yuenian pushed Peter against the wall with a push.

Peter clings to the wall cowardly, wishing he could be a "paper man" at the moment, it would be even better if he could blend in with the wall.

"I didn't mean it. I said about the 'wizard', but I didn't say it was you." Peter looked at the expressionless Jiang Yuenian, a little scared.

"I know you didn't say it, otherwise do you think you can still talk to me like this now?" Jiang Yuenian looked down at Peter, his little brown curly hair swayed at the frequency of Peter's trembling, his chestnut brown eyelashes curled up, his eyes There was a sense of innocence and innocence, the face still had baby fat that hadn't faded away, this kid was still a 17-year-old high school student, thinking of this, Jiang Yuenian couldn't bring himself to deal with him.

His hands joined together, ready to knock out the water that hadn't been drained from Peter's mind, but before the palms fell, Peter closed his eyes and shrank his neck in fear.

Why are you more timid than my cat?

Jiang Yuenian turned his hand helplessly and stroked Peter's messy collar. God knows how Peter could wear casual clothes like a T-shirt and sweater with a sloppy look. Jiang Yuenian stuffed him into a cap on the neckline Pulling out the rope, he straightened his collar, which was so crooked that half of his collarbone was exposed.

"Peter, you promised me to keep it a secret."

"I'm sorry, Jiang, I was wrong." Seeing that the crisis was resolved, Peter slowly raised his eyes to look Jiang Yuenian squarely, "I really didn't disclose your news to anyone else, I just accidentally told Ned that I and ' The wizard' took a ride together..." Peter's voice became smaller and smaller, and he himself felt guilty.

Footsteps came from outside the door, and Jiang Yuenian and Peter shut their mouths at the same time.

When the sound of the water slowed down and the footsteps were getting farther and farther away, Jiang Yuenian noticed that there was no one else around, and looked at Peter solemnly, "Peter, I think you can understand. After this incident, I have to take action against you." Some measures have been taken." He put his hand into the inside pocket of his jacket, "Because even you can't guarantee it, whether there will be a leak next time."

He took out a scroll of sheepskin from his pocket, and it was tied tightly with hemp rope. From time to time, dark green lines lit up along the traces of the sheepskin itself, flickering like breathing.

"Wow." Peter sighed, "What is this? A magic scroll? Are you really a wizard?"

Jiang Yuenian tapped Peter's head with the scroll, "This is a gift from a friend. Don't mention the word 'wizard' again, okay?"

"Oh, yes, yes." Peter nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "How do I use this? Should we sign a contract? Or do you want to cast a spell?"

Jiang Yuenian unfolded the scroll, and there were neither obscure runes nor complex and profound formations on it. Peter poked his head over to look, only to see a green round logo like a badge on it, which was composed of gold borders , a jewel-like green fill, with a question mark outlined in gold in the center.

"Silent Trap." Jiang Yuenian whispered the name of the scroll.

This is a passively triggered trap, and the specific effect is as the name suggests - silence.The meaning of "silence" here is very broad. It is different from the literal understanding. It can not only silence words, but also seal the bonus of skills and special effects. It is possible to change Dr. Banner from the form of the Hulk to the form of a normal person. arrived.It's really overkill to use it here, but Jiang Yuenian has already been made a little nervous by Peter's coquettish operation just now, and he doesn't want to see Peter slapping his tongue in front of Tony.

"Keyword setting: 'wizard', trigger condition: when 'wizard' is connected with 'Jiang Yuenian'." Jiang Yuenian turned the scroll towards Peter, grabbed one side of the scroll himself, and raised his chin to signal him to catch the other side .

Cautiously, Peter reached out his hand, and a flash of green light flashed past, like a flash facing a shutter, and the green mark on the scroll faded, and the parchment burned in the air.

"Is this the end?" Peter twisted his fingers, feeling like he had just had a dream.

"It's over, what else do you want to do? Sound, light, heat cannon, all kinds of special effects?" Jiang Yuenian opened the door latch and walked out, "You want your Mr. Stark to come to our school, right?"

"No... hey? So, you are hiding Mr. Stark from them?" Peter saw that Jiang Yuenian was about to speak, and stopped him in time, "You don't need to say it, I know the reason! It must be They are worried about your safety, so they don’t let you meddle in hero affairs, right? But you hide your identity to prove it to them! Am I right!”

Jiang Yuenian: "..."

Jiang Yuenian: "Yes, you are right, Peter, you are really Sherlock Holmes from Queens."

After solving a bad thing, Jiang Yuenian immediately encountered another worse thing when he returned to the Avengers Building - Tony and Steve were arguing again.

The situation that they can't understand each other seems to have existed before the arrival of Jiang Yuenian. After thinking about it, one can understand that Tony and Steve are completely different people from two eras. To become enemies, but both of them are men, and they are still heroes, so even if there is a conflict, they can always join hands and fight together in the face of the overall situation.

But this time, the birth of "Ultra" once again intensified their conflicts.

Of course, the ending is usually a compromise and concession by one of the parties.

When Jiang Yuenian opened the door and entered, Tony and the captain seemed to have had a round of quarrel. The two stood in the middle of the living room and confronted each other. In the sound of Lao Jia's "Welcome back", the two saw Jiang Yue coming back with his schoolbag on his back. Nian, they all closed their mouths at the same time.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Yuenian threw his schoolbag on the sofa, took off his coat, walked naturally between the two, opened the refrigerator, turned his head and asked the two people standing there, "It's already ordered, don't you want to eat? "

Steve paused, put on the black jacket on the sofa, and looked at Jiang Yuenian, his blue eyes were still as usual, as tolerant as the sea, "Jiang, I'm going back to Brooklyn during this time Live. If it’s okay in the morning, you can continue to come to me for a morning run; if you want to train and better master your abilities, we can go to the Avengers base together on weekends..."

"You don't have to worry about it." Tony put on sunglasses, he looked like he was going out, and he looked like the face of the isolation captain who was out of sight and out of mind, "Your training methods have long been outdated, you should think about it How to spend the good time of the elderly."

He took out the puffs he had hidden from the deepest part of the refrigerator, Jiang Yuenian straightened up, and decisively broke the stage, "Tony, I heard from Natasha that your fighting skills seem to be taught by Steve, right?"

"Pfft——" the captain turned his face away with difficulty, forcibly holding back the smile that was about to burst out, he was afraid that he would laugh out loud, and he might really not see this Stark in front of him this month , So he coughed twice pretending to be serious, and straightened his expression, "Ahem, Jiang, take care of Tony. During this time, I will train the new members of the Avengers at the base, and you can come to participate when the time comes."

"Okay, I see." Jiang Yuenian waved his hand with the puff and watched Steve go away.

Tony stood there for a while, took off the sunglasses on his face, sat next to Jiang Yuenian, and picked up the puffs in the bag.

"Hey, this is mine!" Jiang Yuenian looked at the delicacy left in the bag.

Tony leaned on the sofa and raised his eyebrows, "Oh, really? Then this refrigerator, this table, and this sofa you're sitting on—all belong to me." He picked the largest one from the bag, and it was pink. The cream is almost overflowing.

"Okay, you are the big boss, I will quietly." Jiang Yuenian and Tony joked a few words indiscriminately, and the two of them rushed to finish a bag of puffs.

Seeing that Tony's tensed brows began to ease, Jiang Yuenian fell back on the sofa.

"Sometimes I really think you are right." Jiang Yuenian took out his phone, put his hands on his face, and opened the game interface, "But you always make me feel that going against you seems to be the most correct choice."

The progress bar in the lower right corner of some interfaces is a bouncing little rabbit. It still has a long march to cross at the moment. Jiang Yuenian buckled the phone by his side, moved his eyes up, and just saw Tony's chin, "Tony, You haven't had a restful night's sleep in a while, have you?"

"Who told you that?" Tony's beard trembled, and he shouted into the air, "Old Jia!"

"It's me, sir." Lao Jia's light spot appeared in the air, "I think, you need a real-life friend to take care of your life."

"Hey, wait?" Tony looked down at Jiang Yuenian who was lying on the side. Although this kid was not very old, he was growing fast, "I think I heard something wrong? I—— The guy's guardian, and you, now say you want my babyboy to take care of me? Lao Jia, I think you may need to kill and kill viruses."

"Mr. Steward is right, Tony."

Jiang Yuenian turned over and got up from the sofa, "The person who cooks every day - I, the person who helps you clean up the messy room - I, the person who wakes you up on time - is still me, sorry, I think the two of us Identity can be completely reversed."

"All of these can be left to the little clumsy hands." Tony rubbed his nose in embarrassment.

"Yes, it can be done by the little clumsy hand." Jiang Yuenian waved to the little clumsy man passing by in the distance, and the little mechanical arm ran over obediently.

"Come on, little clumsy hand." Jiang Yuenian handed it the bag of puffs, "Put this in the refrigerator for me."

Then, Tony saw a clumsy hand carrying the bag upside down, like a puff planter, walking all the way, sowing puffs all the way to the ground, and when it arrived at the destination, the ground had already been neatly "planted" in a row Puff, it opened the refrigerator without realizing it, rolled up the puff bag and stuffed it into the refrigerator. When it turned around, it was surprised to find so much "garbage" on the ground, and ran away to get the broom .

The suffocated Tony and the hehe Jiang Yuenian looked at each other awkwardly.

"Okay." Tony continued to argue, "I still have Pepper and Happy."

"Can Happy have the right to enter your laboratory and fish you out of the smoky pile of instruments?"

Tony was silent.

"Also." Jiang Yuenian changed his sitting position, leaning his elbows on the back of the sofa as a pointer, resting his palm on the side of his face, facing Tony, "Did you break up with Miss Pepper?"

Tony turned his head away, with a look of indifference, "Who told you? Colonel Rhodes? Well, it seems that his war machine will not be updated this year..."

"No, it's not him." Jiang Yuenian flipped open the phone on the sofa, and the progress bar slowly moved forward, "I found out by myself, you haven't spoken a word face-to-face for three days, and I Not blind."

Tony patted Jiang Yuenian's head helplessly, "Can't you give me good, good, good, read that damn book? And then take an MIT exam, wouldn't it be good?"

"Don't." The little rabbit on the progress bar seemed to have taken a stimulant, and his calf twitched and reached [-]%. Jiang Yuenian looked at it, but he didn't play. He sat up straight, his waist straight as if he was standing on a stage The opera singer, with his neck and head drawn into a straight line, stared seriously and seriously into Tony's eyes, paused every word, and put away all the smiles on his face.

"I want to join the Avengers."

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1. My friend asked me to send her a photo of a kitten, and specifically told me: "Cute ones."

After flipping through the photo album, I fell into deep thought for a long time.

Sheet [-]: Cat Phantom

The second card: Meow Meow Fist Warning

The third one: the grinning little monster

The fourth one: There is no love in life and the cat is paralyzed

......

"Sorry, I didn't take any pictures of our cats."

2. The silence trap in this chapter is something I made up myself. The inspiration comes from Hearthstone, which combines mystery and silence.

3. Jiang Yuenian: I want to join the Avengers.

In this way, I can eat delicious strawberry puffs every day without spending a penny!

I'm such a clever little ghost!

4. Ask questions!Where did Jiang Yuenian and Xiaojiju talk?

(What a place to talk)

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