After time travel, I got rich by catching ghosts and selling talismans

Liu Qiang was restless all afternoon. He took out his mobile phone to look at it from time to time. The colleague next to him saw that his expression was not right, and asked concerned, "Liu Qiang, what happened to you today? Did something happen at home?"

Liu Qiang came back to his senses, gritted his teeth, glanced at the reply from the metaphysics blogger who had been scolded by him, and said with a forced smile, "It's okay."

joke!How can such words be taken seriously?He was also really influenced by those brainless fans, and he was really scared by these nonsense words. If that person is really that powerful, he would open some Taobao shop and sell some talisman papers, and go directly to tell fortunes and change fortunes for those big shots If you don't make a lot of money, do you still care about him scolding people? !

It's just...he has really been unlucky recently.Liu Qiang thought of the bad things that happened recently, squeezed the phone, couldn't help opening it and took another look, just happened to be seen by the passing boss: "Xiao Liu, what are you doing?"

Liu Qiang quickly turned off the phone, because the action was too hasty, the phone slid down after being stuffed into the drawer, and with a "pop", a fine spider web appeared on the phone screen.

"..." The two big characters of breaking money jumped into Liu Qiang's mind unexpectedly.

"I don't think you are in a good condition today, why don't you go back and rest." Seeing that he was still in a daze, the boss said coolly, "This month's bonus will not be paid for the time being. "

Liu Qiang: "...I'm fine, boss, I'll just work."

After finally getting off work, Liu Qiang hurriedly found a mobile phone shop and spent hundreds of dollars to change the screen of the mobile phone.After walking a few steps, a shabby old lady stopped him again to ask for directions.

Originally in a bad mood, Liu Qiang pushed the old lady away cursing, and hurried towards the restaurant he had made an appointment with his girlfriend.

As a result, halfway through the road, there was a traffic jam, Liu Qiang changed his way, and when he passed an alley, a sharp knife was stabbed at his waist: "Take out all the valuable things on your body!"

The knife was sharpened, and Liu Qiang didn't dare to sharpen it after being cut. He quickly turned out his wallet and mobile phone, and his suit was also stripped off.

However, it was raining all night, so Liu Qiang tried every means to call the police, and explained to his girlfriend why he was late, another woman who looked familiar rushed in, and beat him without saying a word: "Fuck you, how dare you be green?" Ma'am!"

It turned out that he was in a trance just now and didn't notice that the contact number he filled in for the police was his other girlfriend's phone number.

result?The result, of course, was that both girlfriends broke up with him.

……

Liu Qiang couldn't help thinking about the overturned boat and money, one pile after another, could it be that the blogger is really a master? !

Does doing good deeds mean that he should patiently guide that old woman?To turn around and be right, is it to remind him to end the threesome as soon as possible?

Then why didn't he make it clear!Liu Qiang couldn't help complaining about Wu Xuan.

However, no matter what he thinks in his heart now, it has nothing to do with Wu Xuan.

Wu Xuan delightedly ate a loving lunch made by Director Cen himself, took a delicious afternoon nap, and was still a little bit stunned when he woke up in the evening, staring at the sunset outside the mountain for a while, and then slowly Get up to wash up.

Cen Yuan watched as he slowly moved into the bathroom to brush his teeth, then slowly moved out and turned a new towel in to wash his face, and then came out with a wet towel on his expressionless face, his long black hair The water sticks to the cheeks, looking funny and cute.

Really... the longer I stay by his side, the more innocent and cute this person is.

Cen Yuan himself didn't realize how soft his gaze was.He walked over and lightly took the wet towel off Wu Xuan's shoulders and put it aside, then changed to a clean dry towel and wiped his face and hands, and led Master Wu Xuan to sit in the lazy position he liked. On the sofa, he worked tirelessly to prepare all the computer cameras needed for the live broadcast, and then stuffed a homemade lemon candy into Wu Xuan's mouth.

Wu Xuan had already woken up when he came over to wipe his face, but a dignified high-ranking monk at the peak of the Mahayana stage fell asleep... It sounded a bit stupid, so he had to pretend that he hadn't Fully awake, he let Cen Yuan pull him into the sofa, until his mouth was soured by the sour lemon candy, then he wrinkled his face and said coldly: "... Bah!"

Then a sweet milk candy was stuffed into his mouth.

Alright, I forgive you for now.

Wu Xuan gave Cen Yuan a cold look, then lifted his chin lightly: "Is there any more?"

Cen Yuan lined up the candies in his hands, and there was not a single milk candy in the row.

Wu Xuan: "..."

Calmly pinched a super painful formula for beating someone.

Before he could do anything, Director Cen quickly put away the lemon candy and replaced it with a small handful of milk candy.

The kneaded formula was inexplicably loose.

"Ah Xuan, let's get started." Cen Yuan pointed to the computer, and after Wu Xuan looked over, he took back two toffees on the table, so that Wu Xuan would not feel uncomfortable after eating too much—although Wu Xuan's Technically speaking, this possibility is almost nonexistent.

Wu Xuan keenly noticed his small movements and stared at him condemningly.

Director Cen of Mobile Bingshan said that it was not painful or itchy, and even wanted to get another one.

Grandmaster Wu Xuan sneered.

Under his cold gaze, Director Cen silently picked up the wet towel lying on the side, and left the stage sadly.

Complacent as if he had won a battle, Master Wuxuan happily turned on the computer and the camera, adjusted the angle a little, and placed two of the jadeites he had opened earlier pickily by his hand.

"Hi everyone, long time no see." Wu Xuan casually tied up his long hair facing the camera. The popularity of the live broadcast room, which was originally just three or two kittens, suddenly skyrocketed, and various bullet screens swished past.

【Ahhh!this face!Ah Wei is dead, Ah Wei is dead! 】

[Open the screen and it will be a critical strike!I thought that during the time when the anchor disappeared, I had already developed immunity to this face by looking at the photos every day, but it turns out that I am still too young...]

[Then here comes the question, I bought the beauty, whitening, slimming and refreshing talisman set broadcast by the anchor, can I have a face like the anchor after using it! 】

【You want to fart...】

[The little sister who bought the talisman in front wait!I also bought several sets of charms, and the effect is really amazing!So can the anchor secretly black-box me in tonight's lottery draw for the sake of me being a loyal consumer of the talisman? [cute]】

"I'm sorry, Brother Xuan is a decent person, never shady."

Wu Xuan caught a glimpse of the barrage asking for a black box, raised his eyebrows, and said in an indescribably freehand manner: "But I did the math, this little angel is indeed a loyal customer in the store, so I will give you a full discount coupon." , the kind that subtracts 490 nine from five hundred."

【! ! ! 】

[Is it my illusion... The anchor talks more, but she is more popular than before]

[Be brave, sister, this is not an illusion]

Wu Xuan looked at the barrage that said that he had become more popular and became more popular, and was taken aback for a moment, then he looked back, and pushed out the jade that was on hand without changing his expression: "Today what we are going to do is to ward off evil spirits. Requiem Jade Spirit Talisman."

Is he more popular than before?Hasn't he always been popular?

He is the most popular metaphysics master right now!

Promising young people in the comprehension world who are proactive and strive to generate income and work hard to promote the expansion of the talisman business!

With a sullen face, Master Wuxuan coldly picked up the two pieces of jadeite and showed them to the camera. He didn't put the jadeites back on the table until the fans had seen them in 360 degrees. Dao: "Generally speaking, there are not many jade pieces required to make jade charms, and a palm-sized jade tablet basically meets the requirements."

As he spoke, his index finger lightly stroked the fist-sized piece of jade, and a hazy flash of light flashed. The hard jade seemed to be made of plasticine under his hand, and a thin piece of it was quickly peeled off. Emerald jade piece down.

[! ! !Mother!What did I see! 】

[Fuck, is this real?really?Is this really emerald? ! 】

[At first, I thought it was a male anchor who sold his face, and then I found out that I was wrong, he might be a master who can draw symbols, and now, I found that I was wrong again, he is not a master who can only draw characters at all——Boss , Ask for apprentices! 】

【emmmm comprehension text come true?Immortal Ascension is just around the corner? ? ? 】

Wu Xuan pursed his lips and smiled slightly, then, then... silently revealed the small blade hidden in his hand.

Barrage:"……"

【Waste my feelings】

[Spicy chicken anchor, follow me]

【...I was already going to check if there is a treasure book of cultivating immortals hidden in my house just now】

It could be regarded as an active wave of atmosphere, Wu Xuan looked at the rising popularity of the live broadcast room, calmed down, picked up the piece of jade that had just been cut, picked up the pen and ink, the complicated and strange runes were light The ground fell on the jade piece.

There seems to be a wonderful rhythm in his movements. The fans in the live broadcast room had various kinds of barrage at the beginning, but slowly, the speed of the barrage flashing on the screen slowed down. , Finally, when Wu Xuan was about to drop the hook, the screen was already clean, and all the fans watching the live broadcast seemed to be immersed in a wonderful artistic conception, which scared the newcomers to see this It was such a weird scene that I didn't even dare to take a breath.

And in this silence, a bullet screen rushed out——

[Master, help! 】

This account looks like a newly opened trumpet account. The first anchor to pay attention to is Wu Xuan. After he posted this barrage, he then posted a full screen, which caused commotion in the entire live broadcast room. up.

【what happened?what happened? ? ? 】

[Brother Xuan is drawing a talisman, I didn't see the bullet screen]

[Who is this?What's wrong? 】

The barrage on the screen rolled again, Wu Xuan remained unmoved, and calmly filled in the last stroke of the rune. The completed jade rune was full of aura, and it was obvious at a glance that it was not ordinary.

Wu Xuan gently stroked the jade talisman with his fingertips, and slowly raised his eyes to look at the screen.

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