After time travel, I got rich by catching ghosts and selling talismans

They have indeed attracted the attention of many people——

Wuxuan's fans have been rising steadily in the past six months, and the number of black fans has naturally followed suit.

As for Wu Xuan's usual behavior of throwing a small advertisement as soon as he came out... the black fans have long been disgusted with it!

Look at those masters, the advertisements are so thoughtful, such as karma and good rewards, magic tools consecration, saving evil spirits, and feng shui advice... One by one, one by one, it's not like a person who lifts the weight lightly. People of the world!

Look at this so-called Fu Ling flagship store again, tsk, you are so careless about promoting feudal superstition, you must resist it!

The sunspots who had been pressured and beaten by fans of all kinds of rainbow farts, various repos, and Amway before took advantage of those big Vs, and officially launched a vigorous counterattack movement against the sunspots!

So, under the lottery microblog that Wu Xuan posted earlier to draw three people to enjoy a one-day talisman experience hall, there was such a strange scene——

Fans:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"This is my talisman purchase record! The owner is begging for a draw! I am willing to write a [-]-word repo if I win!"

"I want to become a fairy, and my mana is boundless! A pious and honest woman, do it online, and smoke ducks!"

"Crying, turning wildly, longing to become a girl who enjoyed the same high-end experience hall as the rich and powerful!"

Passers-by:

"Hmm? I feel so awesome, turn around!"

"Wow, 50 for one night's accommodation fee, 50 for hot spring tickets, and others... Rounding up, it's 100 million! Here I come"

"Boss, beat me!"

Sunspots:

"Heh, here we go again. I don't even know how to change the template for advertising. Who cares to go to your offline experience hall?! You're putting money on your face."

"I didn't say you sold talismans before. Although the price is high, we can't say anything if some idiots give you money, but what are you doing now? Offline. Experience hall? Do you really think people have no brains?"

"Assuming that there really is metaphysics in the world, you sell talismans every day and advertise every day, and you don't need to practice?! If you don't practice, how can you make talismans?! Or do you want to fuck a genius?!"

"I've wanted to say it a long time ago. Haven't you heard of supernatural stories? Those talismans with good effects, if you draw ten pictures, one of them will be useful. You're still selling it wholesale? Hehe, it's really an IQ tax."

……

There are all kinds of living beings, not one and the same.

Wu Xuan looked at it with interest for a while, and under the big Vs that were forwarded, a large wave of netizens who waved their flags and shouted for them had gathered, and they also hinted that Wu Xuan hadn't come out for so long to clarify, probably because he was guilty. La.

After all, Wu Xuan's talisman is selling so well now, it's inevitable that people will be jealous. Some people may have been eager to touch Wu Xuan's talisman, but when they think about how young this shop owner is—the key point is that he is still very good-looking !The business of selling talismans casually like a game is so prosperous, it is simply a winner in life!

Sour.

At the beginning, I could only hold back the sourness, but now that a big V is coming out to be the first bird, of course I want to follow behind to vent it!

In fairness, they might not really think that Wu Xuan sold fake talismans, but they needed Wu Xuan!

Negative public opinion like bombardment surged in, fans with arms akimbo sprayed back one by one, but it has been on the trending search for a long time, and enough heat has attracted more people to fish in troubled waters...

The amount of forwarding is still rising, and the situation of tearing up comments is getting more and more serious.

Seeing that the fans were tearing up from the counterattacking sunspots, Wu Xuan frowned, and with a touch of consciousness, he directly replied to those big Vs.

@证锋舰店店Reply@艺术大师金无水: This master Jin is good at physiognomy. I don’t know if he has carefully looked at his face recently?The brows are messy, the face is drooping and the nose is narrow, the blue light on the forehead persists, and the corners of the eyes are red and sore. It happens to be a lifeless face. If Master Jin is not busy today, he might as well go to the hospital.

@证陶级定店Reply @宁理师风云子: Since Master Fengyunzi is a fortune teller, I wonder if he has shown Qianjin's fate?The short life of the palace should be at present, Qianqin should be going to the piano class today, right?Qianjin's teacher has asked for leave, and the substitute teacher is a fugitive murderer. I suggest you don't send your child there today.

@式颖标准店Reply @风水凡宇小宝宝: Master Bao, since you are good at Fengshui Kanyu, you might as well go back and look at your father’s cemetery. Sun exposure and flooding are not good for the bones of the tomb owner, so it’s best to repair it when you have time.

Fu Ling flagship store replied...

Fight against a group of people!

Just roll up your sleeves!

The sunspots immediately laughed when they saw his reply.

I've seen stupid, I've never seen such stupid!

Do you really think that you are a master of metaphysics who knows everything well?

He's specialized in business, no better than you, a three-handed axe, who gives advice to people in a serious manner, who are you bluffing?

And that godlike piano teacher in the piano interest class is a murderer... This is a set of lies, it's really awesome.

The fans were also a little confused by Wu Xuan's actions.

The effect of the shopkeeper's talisman is indeed good, but it only means that the shopkeeper is good at making talismans, and it doesn't mean that the shopkeeper is good at face-to-face, fortune-telling, feng shui, and geomancy, right? !

——This is the thinking of a few people.

But most of the old fans are...beginning to get excited!

As an old fan, you must have experienced the ridicule of the popular science V-the shopkeeper's fate is counting-the popular science V was slapped in the face-the popular science V thanked you for changing your name!

Speaking of it, many old fans also got into the pit from this incident!

It's just that the shop owner has been obsessed with advertising and selling talismans, and it's rare to see him slap his face with fortune-telling so sharply and happily.

Ask for more ah hee hee hee.

After Wu Xuan finished replying to these big Vs jumping up and down one by one, he cut out of Weibo...and made a phone call.

As a non-indigenous monk who came from the cultivation world, Wu Xuan didn't have much sense of belonging to this world, and because in the cultivation world, he had seen too many people who would treat his relatives, friends and even friends for a rare spiritual weapon or opportunity. Daoist couple hurt the killer, his temperament is actually inclined to indifference.

As long as he didn't really provoke him, he basically wouldn't meddle in his own business.

But when it comes to children... Wu Xuan still has a sense of protection for children who have not yet known the darkness of the world.

Then he called the police station where the training center was located to report the case.

The police who received the call were dubious, but because it was about a fugitive murderer, they didn't dare to be careless, and quickly sent someone there.

Who knew it was actually true!

This murderer attacked a kindergarten in another province before, causing one death and three injuries. After escaping, he has been hiding around, and finally got a fake ID card. Relying on his previous piano skills, he went to this training center to become a piano teacher. .

He did cover it up well at the beginning. When the police went to investigate, everyone in the training center said that he was a good man, very patient with children, and very proficient in professional skills... In short, he is a good teacher, and it is impossible to see that he is a teacher. What a brutal murderer.

However, when the police insisted on going in to investigate, they just opened the classroom door of the piano interest class, and saw the so-called teacher holding down a little girl, holding a fruit knife in his hand, and was about to stab the unconscious little girl's immature neck.

The police immediately brought him under control, and after an investigation——

This person had killed someone before, and he came here as a teacher, and he wanted to use this identity as a cover to continue attacking the children here.

How can there be such a disgusting person!

The police were furious, and after contacting the little girl's parents, they exposed this person.

That training center actually had murderers!

As soon as this news came out, Wu Xuan's fans were shocked. Before they figured out what was going on, that Feng Yunzi deleted all the words he had forwarded and scolded Wu Xuan before, and then solemnly posted A new Weibo:

@宁理大师风云子: I started studying numerology when I was seven years old, doing calculations with others and myself, and finally lost my original intention after going around in circles.If it hadn’t been for the owner of the @富黎标准店, the master finally called the police and gave the little girl a safety amulet, I’m afraid the little girl... So, please allow me to be here, to express my sincere thanks and deep guilt to you, you Be the real master.

He took the lead in posting, and soon pushed the Wuxuan crusade and boycott movement to the first wave. Wuxuan's fans comforted him, cared about the little girl's situation, and shouted that the shopkeeper's brother is awesome slogan, turned his attention to the other "masters".

However, not everyone accepts that their skills are inferior to others like Feng Yunzi. The first reaction of Master Jin was to scoff at Wu Xuan's reply.He unceremoniously fought back at Wu Xuan, and just as he was triumphant, a severe pain came from his stomach, the pain made his eyes go dark, his fat body went limp, and when he woke up again, he was lying in the hospital On the hospital bed, next to his wife who kept wiping tears.

"It's stomach cancer, fortunately it was discovered early..." The doctor's voice rang clearly in his ears, Jin Wushui turned his head, and saw his scattered eyebrows and cloudy eyes through the mirror, covered with a layer of pale dead air There is also a red sore on the forehead and the corner of the eye.

Thinking of the reply Wu Xuan gave him, he let out a grunt in his throat, and felt chills suddenly.

It didn't take long for Jin Wushui's hospitalization to be exposed by netizens. Thinking of his venomous counterattack against Wu Xuan before, but he didn't respond lightly...

What the hell!

Could it be that the owner of the Fu Ling flagship store is really so unfathomable? !

He has already hit two points in his response, both fans and sunspots have put their final attention on the big V nicknamed Fengshui Gemyu Xiaobaodian.

Fengshui Gemyu Xiaobao Pain and happiness.

The pain is because he vaguely feels that he is about to be slapped in the face, and the happiness is because...

His heat went up all of a sudden.

In order to stabilize the heat, he gritted his teeth and went back to visit the ancestral grave.

Also recorded it.

...It turned out to be right again.

Feng Shui Kanyu Xiaobaodian's family was not short of money, so the ancestral grave was built in a very grand style, but when he went back to see, his father's cement grave had cracked at some point, and the dark ground was only covered with a layer of mud. After a long time, it might collapse, and when the time comes, the water will infiltrate the grass, and it will be exposed to the sun and rain...

He hastily called someone to come over and carefully repaired the cemetery, but he didn't dare to continue to force himself, so he simply apologized to Wu Xuan and conceded defeat.

This provocative-reversal-big boss slap in the face made the fans and the melon eaters dizzy and overwhelmed!

The image of the shopkeeper's brother in their hearts is even more mysterious and even more worldly and expert!

He is so awesome, and the talismans he sells are also awesome, so the offline talisman experience hall he runs...

Repost, nothing else, just repost and smoke.

The top [-] of the booming hot searches is Wuxuan, who alone occupies three of them. With the previous big Vs slapping their faces and offering sacrifices to the sky, the new netizens are not lost, just have an attitude, follow, like , and retweet!

The number of Wu Xuan's fans continued to rise steadily.

And the offline talisman experience hall he opened in Qinglin Mountain, also took advantage of the east wind this time, and successfully opened up its popularity.

He is really clever and unpredictable.

Wu Xuan smiled slightly, his demeanor was very indifferent and ethereal.

The author has something to say: Brother Xuan: I am a big boss with superb intelligence and no omissions, no emotion!

Bureau Cen: The pudding is ready

Brother Xuan: I want caramel flavor!